Problem description:
It should be positive to adapt an idiom story into a hilarious sketch. Remember to laugh and be meaningful. Ok, I'll give you +50 points.
Analysis:
{1} The protagonist of the idiom "The pestle is ground into a needle", and the correct answer is Li Bai.
My students have the following answers:
Grandma (there is indeed a grandmother)
A poet and his mother (grandma is Li Bai's mother? )
Iron pestle (really the protagonist, speechless ...)
Iron pestle and needle (... sweat! )
{2} The correct answer to the idiom "On paper" is Zhao Kuo.
Student's answer:
Zhao Kuo (... not bad)
The son of a great general (indeed ... therefore ...)
Grandson (bah, insult my grandson)
Zhu (huh? Really ... "Zhuge Liang" )
{3} The topic requires writing an idiom according to the prompt: "Mosquitoes look for spiders-"should be written as "catching themselves".
Look at what the students have written:
Mosquitoes look for spiders-uneasy and kind (this, this, who and who? )
Mosquitoes look for spiders-inexplicable (indeed a bit ...)
Mosquitoes look for spiders-die! (There is also an exclamation point! Strong children! )
{4} The title is as above, "Crab Crossing the Street-",which should be written as "Bullying the Weak and Afraid of the Hard".
The answer is as follows:
Crabs cross the street-too many cooks (tell me, where are the hands? )
Crabs cross the street-everyone shouts (… poor crabs …).
Crabs crossing the street-it's a mess (W#$%@#$%, I feel a little messy, too! )
{5} Explain the meaning of "old" in the word "veteran", and the correct answer is "skilled and experienced".
As a result, several students wrote:
Rough (probably inspired by the composition of Mother's Hand). )
Not tender (old, naturally not tender ... do you think it's stewed pork hands? )
Good at playing games (what can I say about such a child? )
1. When I was taking a Chinese exam, I was suddenly inspired when my deskmate silently wrote the following sentence-the previous sentence: How much sadness can I ask you? To add, he added: Like a red picture scroll (original sentence: like a river flowing eastward). The teacher made a cross on the paper rudely, and he proudly said, "My inspiration is really smart!" " "
2. It's also a Chinese exam. The topic is: Jade is rough and abrasive. As a result, a strong person in our class replied: My friend's wife, you're welcome. The parents were called to school the next day.
3. It's another sentence in the Chinese exam. The topic is: the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. Someone replied: the waves are getting bigger every generation. In this way, it is logical for parents to see them again.
4. On another occasion, the next sentence was entitled "Good medicine tastes bitter and is good for illness", and some students actually replied: Smoking and drinking are harmful to health, and finally added a sigh at the back-Ah! ! !
5. There is a topic in the exam: luminous glass of wine. A classmate wrote: "There are many beautiful women with money." The result is self-evident.
6. The last sentence: If you are poor, you will be immune to it. A classmate continued: all rich people have wives and concubines.
7. A teacher once asked, "What is the next sentence of a martyr in his twilight years?" I haven't heard this sentence before, but I recognized it as "in front of the tomb of the martyrs", so I opened my mouth and said "on the way to the grave" that the whole class fainted.
8. The materials provided by the Chinese teacher were written orally: there were other ladies in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, and one student: iron bars were ground into rusty needles.
9. There was a Chinese exam in junior high school, and then several other students and I were called by the teacher to help correct the papers in other classes. There is a famous saying that my life is limited, and a student took a sentence to counter espionage: my death is infinite.
10. Worry and fatigue can rejuvenate the country. Yes, closing your eyes can refresh you.
1 1. The cicada forest is quieter and dogs make people happier.
12. When I was in junior high school, I took a history test and asked, "What is Liu Bang's recuperation policy?" One of my classmates replied: Smile, ten years old, marry fewer concubines and sleep more.
13. once I took a Chinese exam, I asked: what is in front of "the spring breeze blows high"? A: Cut the grass without removing the roots. I read too many martial arts novels in those days.
14. Fill in the blanks with a poem: If the sky is sentimental, people will be old and yellow. Student: People don't waste their youth.
15. q: although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, a: a phoenix without feathers is not as good as a chicken.
16. Q: If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, A: Tell them that I am in Yueyang Tower.
17.14 million people were disarmed, none of them were boys. One hundred and forty thousand people took off their clothes and found that none of them were men.