1. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. He must die early or late.
2. I have a mouth with a knife and a heart with an axe!
3. Have you ever seen a forty-year-old flower girl? Yifei stared at Teacher Zeng and said
4. In our place, if a boy is interested in a girl, he will tell her to leave her phone number!
5. Guangu: Good ass
6. Come to the bathroom with me Husband
7. Nowadays, those who can’t sing have gone to sing, those who can’t sing have gone to write books, those who can’t write books have gone to act, and those who can’t act have gone to sing again. The entertainment industry is a circle.
8. Zi Qiao: Let’s split it 50-50.
9. When I become the emperor, I will make you the prince.
10. Now those who are acting are singing, those who cannot sing are writing books, those who are unable to write books are acting, and those who are unable to act are singing again. The entertainment industry is a circle.
11. Psychologist: Another cuckold, it seems your greening is pretty good!
12. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.
Thirteen. Uncle: Who hit me?
14. Guangu: Zhang Wei in the video is a lawyer, high-end and classy. Zhang Wei took a selfie in a raincoat
15. Shi Xiaoming: I remember that before I fell asleep, I had already written half of it. When I woke up, I found that the first half was just a dream
10 6. Meijia: Deal!
17. Meeting and parting are like turning around, one after another, forming a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that it is too difficult to say goodbye. .
18. Angels are with you
19. Whose children are not optimistic about them? Is the road a place for rubber band jumping?
20. Quarrel is always bad, why not just have a duel?
21. Can walnuts pinched by the door still nourish the brain?
22. When I become the emperor, I will make you the prince.
23. Love without the purpose of marriage is a hooliganism.
24. There are so many Chinese weapons that you would rather learn sword than learn them. Don't learn how to use the sword before learning how to use the sword. The iron sword is not as good as the silver sword. In the end, he learned how to combine man and sword into one, and became a swordsman.
Twenty-five, Guan Gu: If you are hungry, then you should eat more. Yoyo: He’s talking about a bad omen. Evil is evil, evil is evil, and omen is bad.
26. The noise in the world is just floating clouds, but the tranquility in the book is eternal.
27. The courier boy: At that time, he wanted to molest me, so he didn’t wear much
28. Hu Yifei: Guan Gu is mysterious, how to use this crazy love.
Twenty-nine, Yifei: That day when you went to see Nuolan, I also made egg fried rice and waited for you at home. Why didn’t you see me in a hurry to come back to eat?
Thirty , listen to other people’s stories and shed your own tears.
31. Zi Qiao: A bird without bird's feet, a bird without a bird
32. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.
Thirty-three, Guan Gu: Dragon, giant dragon, you are missing years, and you are missing years forever.
Thirty-four, three cobblers stink Zhuge Liang to death.
Thirty-five. Counting sheep is something foreigners do because sheep and sleep are homophones, so we should count dumplings
Thirty-six. The waves of the big river are wide, and the wind blows the rice and flowers on both sides.
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37. I must call you when I get married next time
38. Life is like a drama, one person loves one, and another one gets married and has children. Very normal.
Thirty-nine, no longer lonely, who will accompany me. (Classic Quotes)
Forty, earn money. Buy a house. Pick up girls. This is a real man.
41. Zhang Wei: I ate the desiccant in the cupboard as jelly beans. Yifei: That's rat poison. Remember to buy a pack to replenish me later.
42. Zhang Wei: I have found the feeling of Huaze. Yifei: Just hit him to death
43. Opportunities are coming to me like raindrops. But I avoided them one by one.
44. Zeng Xiaoxian’s forehead was pinched. Zhang Wei: Poster: Calm down. It just comes and goes with ease. Postmaster, I came in again. Postmaster, I came out again. Come in and out, and then put me in, okay?
45. Counting sheep is a foreigner’s idea. Because sheep sheep and sleep are homophones, we should count dumplings
Forty-six, I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda water.
47. A lover who can be snatched away is not called a lover.
48. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders who are like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates who are like pigs.
Forty-nine, Guan Guan Jujiu, in the River Continent, My Fair Lady, whatsyouQQ?
Fifty, your head and butt are on the wrong side again.
Fifty-one, Zi Qiao: Before getting married, there were other boys who were nice to you. After getting married, you will only have me. But after getting married, I must be nicer to you. In this way You won't be lost, will you?
52. Then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe, and this brick also shines?!
53. If my relationship fails, it will be the other person lying on the ground.
Fifty-four, holding a kitchen knife in hand to cut the wires, sparks and lightning along the way.
Fifty-five, Meijia: I didn’t even have female brothers and sisters when I went to college. What else is it that means I’m not doing my job properly?
Fifty-six, Zi Qiao: My history of depression starts at the age of Speaking of: At that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, chickens and ducks were not infected with bird flu, and pork was safe to eat. At that time, you needed to wear clothes when taking photos, and you needed to pay back debts. My daughter doesn't care about your house, and the child's father is also clear.
Fifty-seven. The spring breeze blows across Lugu Lake, and the autumn rain soaks Jiuzhaigou.
Fifty-eight. Meijia: Wait a minute, let’s talk first, who is five?
Fifty-nine, you can go to the hall, you can go to the kitchen, you can kill the wooden horse, you can climb the wall, you can drive a car, you can afford a bungalow, you can fight the mistress, you can defeat the gangster.
60. Yes, I just love Zeng Xiaoxian. You bite me!
61. Help me cut the carrots into cubes.
62. As the saying goes, if you freeze three feet, it cannot be thawed without a microwave oven
63. Nuolan: Medicine Zeng Xiaoxian: Cheke Nao
64. Even if Meijia doesn’t have any tricks, she still has to find an excuse, otherwise she will end up in vain. Zi Qiao also wants to see if there are any signs.
65. When you fall down and only have one bar of blood left, call Brother Xin Zeng three times and you will be resurrected on the spot.
Sixty-six. You must be online for me tonight, otherwise I will write your name on the monument.
Sixty-seven. Life is about living and living, and the rest is It's all clouds.
Sixty-eight, your explanation is a cover-up, what you cover up is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of sin
Sixty-nine, Meijia: This is the emotional view of your new humanity, you Win, the earth belongs to you, we are all Ultraman
Seventy, you are really more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!
Seventy-one, holding a kitchen knife in hand to cut the wires, sparks and lightning along the way.
Seventy-two, my God, I can’t even wash myself away after jumping into this sea.
Seventy-three, this is the road to success, but it is still under construction, so remember to wear a safety helmet.
Seventy-four, you must be online for me at night, otherwise, I will write your name on the monument.
Seventy-five, death is not scary, sitting here waiting for death is scary.
Seventy-six, whatever your identity, you have an ID card.
Seventy-seven. Bet with me, not on what you want, but on what I have
Seventy-eight. Police: I watched you vomit twenty minutes ago Up to now, I have lived for more than 40 years, and I have never seen such a boring person. Sekiya: Then you still watched it for twenty minutes
Seventy-nine, Meijia: You are just a piece of chewing gum that has been peed on by a dog. Yifei: The killers of clogged septic tanks are afraid of contaminating the atmosphere even if they are cremated. Meijia: The scum of the animal world
80. Traffic**: A BMW is driving towards you with a speed code, followed by a Mercedes-Benz racing, slow down, there is also a tractor behind it, the tractor Even more awesome, he also turned on the left lane change signal, he wanted to overtake!
81. Zhang Wei: When fate comes, all deliberate catering is leftover
82. If my relationship fails, lying on the ground It must be the other party.
83. People will play many roles in their lives. If you are unhappy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you, so don’t lose it.
84. A salesman who doesn’t want to be a nanny is not a good student
85. Huang Huifeng: Do you think I am a charlatan? We intellectuals have moral integrity.
Eighty-six, Zhang Wei: Mr. Guan Gu, you are so powerful. Guangu: You are such a little genius, so smart.
87. Remember, the sweat and tears you are shedding in college right now are all the water that went into your head when you chose pRO!
88. A good man is I am Zeng Xiaoxian.
89. Don’t give the right to speak to your opponent, it’s stolen from you.
Ninety, Meijia: Gossip is like pleasure, if you share it, it can be multiplied by two. Zhang Wei: What gossip suddenly pops up? Yifei: Let’s multiply it by three
91. Love without the purpose of marriage is just a hooliganism.
92. Whatever your identity, you have an ID card.
Ninety-three, spit is used to count money, not to reason.
Ninety-four, do you know what the flower language of gourd is? Guangu: What medicine are you buying?
Ninety-five, Yifei: I know Zeng Xiaoxian well. We have been noisy for many years, but we have never interfered with each other. I can understand this. Why can't I understand why you two just got together. Years have passed, and I have forgotten myself. It has been so long. Before, I didn’t think there was anything good about Zeng Xiaoxian. I only felt this way after you came.
Ninety-six, said Okay, I talked a lot, but I didn’t quite understand it.
Ninety-seven. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts, it hurts here
98. What is the difference between this and reincarnation directly? !
Ninety-nine, death is not scary, sitting and waiting for death is scary.
100. Zeng Xiaoxian: Chew your fingers, or my love apartment 4 classic lines
1. Zhan Bo: "Sister, if someone hurts you deeply , how can you forgive him? ”
Yifei: “Oh, it’s God’s business to forgive him. My mission is to send him to see God!”
2. Zi Qiao: "Let's go 50-50."
Meijia: "Wait a minute, let's talk first, who is 50?"
3. Uncle: "Who called 110?"
Guan Gu: "It's the takeout I ordered."
4. Zhanbo: "I want a treasure map, you give me a map, eh? This is still a world map ?"
5. Psychologist: "Another cuckold, it seems your greenery is good!"
6. Traffic **: "A BMW was driving at 280 yards. You're driving up, and there's a Mercedes racing behind you. Slow down, and there's a tractor behind you. The tractor is even better, and it's turning on its left lane change signal. He wants to overtake!"
7. Audience! : "I ate beer caps when I ate sesame cakes, mothballs when I ate wontons, swatted flies on nails, burned incense at Qingsong Temple, and dropped my cell phone in the merit box and couldn't get it out."
8 , Zi Qiao: "The history of my depression begins when I was 8 years old: At that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, chickens and ducks did not have bird flu, and pork was safe to eat. At that time, taking pictures was necessary You need to pay back your debts, your mother-in-law’s daughter will not want your house, and your child’s father also knows that.”
9. Radio host: “A listener just called. I want to say to his girlfriend - I'm sorry that I lost your mother during my trip to Antarctica last year. I hope you can forgive me and play "Come Back Soon" by Sun Nan for her.
10 , all want to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is just a gecko.
11. If no one holds my hand, I will hold my hand.
12. You take your overpass, and I take my underpass.
13. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over...
14. The so-called beauties are mostly slaves to cosmetics.
15. I am not Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.
16. I smoke because it hurts my lungs and not my heart!
18. Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and you couldn’t even pick it off!
19. A lover who can be snatched away is not called a lover.
20. If you are a flower, cows will not dare to poop in the future. Classic lines and quotations from iPartment
1. My wife likes penguins very much, so we plan to immigrate to Africa. By the way Look at the kangaroo.
2. Narcissism combined with brain damage is equal to self-mutilation.
3. Occupying a tomb after death finally makes up for the regret of not being able to buy a house during life.
4. This drama is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is so talented. He must have graduated from a school for the mentally retarded. The plot he wrote was worse than a sheep's voice, and even the amoeba couldn't survive the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and pigs is that pigs can't turn into humans at will, but he turns into a pig every now and then. I guessed he wrote the script using pig's trotters, and I suggested he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.
5. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed now in college are all the water in your mind when you chose your major!
6. Once shocked, you will be afraid of network cables for ten years.
7. As quiet as a virgin, as active as a mad rabbit.
8. What a lone star from heaven, he was actually let off the hook for his second marriage.
9. This is your new humanity’s view of love. If you win, the earth is yours, and we are all Ultraman.
10. In the classroom, it is always the teacher who controls what the teacher teaches. Students sleep with each other. People and ghosts live in different paths. Do we need to communicate?
11. You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You should try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.
12. I didn’t expect that you are still so sharp in mathematics after so many years.
13. Jump early, finish work early, die early and be born early.
14. Quarrel is not good, let’s duel.
15. Nuolan: Medicine... medicine... Zeng Xiaoxian: Cheke Nao
16. Let’s face reality, life is often much more tasteful than those idol dramas.
17. Love is a prison, and the only way to reduce the sentence is... to let go.
18. I have watched you vomit twenty minutes ago until now. I have lived for more than 40 years and I have never seen such a boring person.
19. I have tried hanging myself on noodles, jumping over buildings with a parachute, hitting my head with tofu, and cutting my veins with potato chips.
20. Yifei: You are shameless, you are despicable, you are unreliable! Ziqiao: Then you are not shameless, not despicable, and very reliable? Yifei: How shameless, despicable and unreliable I am! ? Zi Qiao: You are not shameless, despicable, and reliable! ? Yifei: No matter how shameless, despicable, or unreliable I am, I will never be more shameless, despicable, or unreliable than you!
21. You must get online for me tonight, otherwise - I will write your name on the monument.
22. Guan Guan Jujiu, in Hezhizhou, My Fair Lady, what'syouQQ?
23. I still think the outpatient clinic downstairs is better, and all patients are free Eat lollipops.
24. I like him, but that is all in the past tense, and life is in the future tense.
25. The three waves mantra: romance, waste, and waste.
26. Since ancient times, no one has died. He must die early or late.
27. What kind of identity do you have? At most, you have an ID card.
28. Earn money. Buy a house. Pick up girls. This is a real man.
29. Friendship is offside and lovers are not satisfied.
30. Can walnuts pinched by the door still nourish the brain?
31. I have a mouth with a knife and a heart with an axe!
32. Are there academic requirements for blood testing?
33. Not showing off is a good thing.
34. There is a patient who fantasizes that he is a little swallow and often gives me bird’s nests. I later found out he was spitting on me.
35. You cannot go to this game because it is too anti-human.
36. Hitting is not recommended, as a slap in the face hurts self-esteem.
37. I never eat chewing gum, and I can’t swallow it.
38. In our place, if a boy is interested in a girl, he will tell her to leave her phone number!
39. I am a born actor. My eyes have become round as soon as I saw a beautiful girl since I was a child.
40. Can you explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe and it also glows?
41. Before marriage, there were other men who treated you well. After marriage, you only have me. But after marriage, I must treat you better so that you will not be disappointed. , isn’t it?
42. I have known Zeng Xiaoxian for 7 years. We have always been noisy, but we are in harmony with each other. I can accept this. Why can't I accept it when you two just got together. It’s been 7 years. I’ve even forgotten that it’s been so long. Before, I didn’t think there was anything good about Zeng Xiaoxian. I only felt this way after you came.
43. As the saying goes, Freeze to three feet and cannot be defrosted without a microwave oven.
44. In order to defend my status as the number one brother in my apartment, I have the responsibility to protect the women in the apartment from being deceived by any man except me! You're in a bad shape, right? I'll make you cry rhythmically!
45. Tomorrow’s show will only see a different batch of models, but the styles of underwear remain the same. What’s the point of watching it again? Zi Qiao: You didn’t blink for two hours. It turned out you were looking at your clothes. Zhang Wei: Otherwise?
46. I am responsible for your life. I am a man who is getting married. I should be down-to-earth when facing real life.
47. Zeng Xiaoxian: Hey, Yifei, don’t embarrass Zhang Wei, he can only speculate on the girl’s thoughts, you... are different!
48. Either do your homework beforehand, or keep cheat sheets with you.
49. It turns out that to apologize to others, you can use a watch...a box of sashimi...a balloon...
50. The salty I am talking about is not the saltiness of Zeng Xiaoxian. It's a salted egg... egg...
51. The spring breeze blows over Lugu Lake, and the autumn rain soaks Jiuzhaigou.
52. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts, it hurts here.
53. I need a professional toll plane.
54. Zhang Wei: Beat... Waiter: Robbery! Zhang Wei: Discount.
55. Don’t drink when driving a car, and don’t drive when drinking a car.
56. There are so many Chinese weapons that you would rather learn sword than learn them. Don't learn how to use the sword before learning how to use the sword. The iron sword is not as good as the silver sword. Finally, he learned how to combine man and sword into one, and became a swordsman.
57. What is your zodiac sign? I am made of meat.
58. The horoscope is not strong enough and the dragon robe cannot be worn.
59. Let’s face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
Lines 60 and 36 are second-hand goods.
61. He didn’t give us a chance at all! Only when there is a seam can the needle be inserted.
62. Angels are with you.
63. In those years, was she ever jealous or angry because of your uninhibited behavior? Has she made snacks or cooked dishes for you? Has she ever forgiven you for your mistakes? Did she cry when she kissed you?
64. Yes, I just like Zeng Xiaoxian. You bite me!
65. A perfect man should show his grace and cultivation in every aspect. Everything is done from the other person's point of view, inadvertently showing understanding and care for you.
66. This story tells us, don’t be unwelcome to others, because you may be disliked by others; conversely, don’t be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may not be disliked by others at any time. . It is precisely because I have always believed in this that I am alive today.
67. If you step on a banana peel and fall down, you must get up and continue stepping on it. If you step on it, it will stop slipping.
68. I once swore like a lamp, if I talk to him again... the lamp goes out...
69. A big river has wide waves, and the wind blows the fragrance of rice flowers on both sides.
70. There are caterpillars in vegetables and iron wire in vermicelli.
71. The noise in the world is just floating clouds, but the tranquility in the book is eternal.
72. I remember that before I fell asleep, I had already written half of it. When I woke up, I found that the first half was just a dream.
73. Life is like a one-way journey. Even if there are some regrets, we do not have the chance to start over. Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, it is better to face the future with a smile, because there are no ifs in life.
74. A salesman who doesn’t want to be a nanny is not a good student.
75. I will definitely call you when I get married next time.
76. Yes, there are some things that you have fantasized about for a long time. In the end, you will find that it is not as expected. It is neither beautiful nor terrible. Just like the world behind the door, it is just a world. The forgotten broom room, but still cannot stop the young heart, stop longing, stop being crazy, jump over the hurdle in front of you, red thoughts, only the blue impulse is left, but you will really find, The things you want to throw away have been left behind, and the things you want to get are firmly in your hands
77. Have you ever seen a forty-year-old flower girl?
78. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Zeng Xiaoxian: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
79. Can such a high chassis be hit? Are its legs longer than mine?
80. There are three kinds of people in this world: men, women, and female doctors. The female doctor is a fighter among human beings, shrouded in multiple halos.
81. Zhang Wei: Are you satisfied? Meijia: My mother is Manchu. My father is from the beast tribe.
82. Being happy alone is not as good as the happiness of everyone, and the madness of a sheep is not as good as the madness of others.
83. The scenery we often see is that a person always looks up to and admires the happiness of others, but when he looks back, he finds that he is being looked up to and envied. In fact, everyone is happy, but your happiness is often in the eyes of others.
84. Death is not scary, sitting here waiting for death is scary.
85. As we all know, Comrade Hu Yifei is a strange flower among the many residents of our love apartment. With her unique personality Charm, which has held several records in the apartment over the years, including: Most Unreasonable. Likes to be nosy. The highest academic qualifications. The loudest voice. Also - the best at fighting.
86. A bird without a bird’s feet is a bird without a bird.
87. You think I am a charlatan, but we intellectuals have moral integrity.
88. Now your eyes look very much like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, there is a bit of Takeshi Kaneshiro between your eyebrows, and the way you hold the beer looks like Francis Ng at first glance. It’s just that his face looks like Eric Tsang. Classic quotes from iPartment 3
1. Yifei: Domineering and leaky.
2. Zeng Xiaoxian: The good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian.
3. "There is a line of words in this ring!"
"I know, 'madeinChina'!"
4. "You are Li Xiaolu!" < /p>
"What's that look in your eyes!"
"Then you must be Zhou Xun!"
"Yes, that's right, it's me. You can see that. "
5. "Amputation is an operation that cannot give birth to a child."
"That's called ligation."
6. I took a sip of salt soda. Damn you.
7. “The price of pigs has increased these days, why can’t you increase the price.
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8. “You are a well—both horizontally and vertically!” "
9. "There is a domestic film here, Peach Blossom Man vs. Chrysanthemum Monster. ”
“It’s a lie. "
10. "Mommy, you also know tennis. ”
“Of course, I particularly like Deng Yaping. ”
11. Don’t do porcelain work without diamonds, and don’t wear short skirts without gold hoops.
12. I smell adultery.
14. Hitting someone on the face is not recommended to hurt your self-esteem. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any one of us, the other two of us will call the police.
15. Spit is. Those who count money are not those who reason.
16. We are two ambitious young people standing on the street who are about to release their ideals.
17. When I become the emperor, I will be crowned. You are the prince.
18. If the left eye twitches, the peach blossom will bloom; if the right eye twitches, the chrysanthemum will bloom. 19. I will definitely be chopped into potato chips.
20. Since ancient times, no one has ever died, either early or late.
21. Meeting and parting are like turning around, one after another, forming a dance of life for some people. Will come back, some people know that it is too difficult to say goodbye.
22. You are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!
23. A strong life does not need explanation! >
24. How can you say that he is out of his mind? The premise is that he also has a brain.
25. You must come online tonight, otherwise, I will take your name. Write it on the monument.
26. I know a dozen different ways to die.
27. Life is like a drama, one person loves one, and another one gets married and has children. It's normal.
28. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.
29. Death is not scary, but sitting and waiting for death is scary.
30. , We have the final say. If we have different opinions, she has the final say.
31. Oh my God, I can’t even wash my mind after jumping into the Sea of ??Japan
32. Well, I didn’t understand a lot of it.
33. Opportunities came to me like raindrops.
34. , let’s face it, life is often much richer than those idol dramas
35. Cut the carrots into cubes for me
36. What is your identity? You have an ID card.
37. I am a good man.
38. Quarrel is always bad, why not just fight?
39. I am Brother Zeng and I told you to believe me...
40. I will kill you with a mouthful of salt soda.
41. Bet me, no. It depends on what you want, but on what I have...
42. Fortunately, it is not red wine, otherwise my clothes will be ruined. Fortunately, it is not sulfuric acid, otherwise your face will be ruined.
43. Your head and butt are on the wrong side again.
44. What is the difference between this and reincarnation directly?
45. This drama is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is so talented. He must have graduated from a school for the mentally retarded. The plot he wrote was worse than a sheep's voice, and even the amoeba couldn't survive the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and pigs is that pigs can't turn into humans at will, but he turns into a pig every now and then. I guessed he wrote the script using pig's trotters, and I suggested he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.
46. Whose child doesn’t like it? Is the road a place for rubber band jumping?
47. If you are driving a car and Xiaohong and Xiaoming are sitting in the car, who is the owner of the car? Answer: Yes
48. You can escape the monk, but you cannot escape the abbot.
49. I really want to install a toilet in your head and flush all the disgusting things out of your mind... Then his whole brain will be flushed out.
50. You can go to the hall, you can go to the kitchen, you can kill the wooden horse, you can climb the wall, you can drive a car, you can afford a bungalow, you can fight the mistress, you can defeat the gangster. Everyone wants to be happy.
51. There is no rehearsal in real life, it is all live broadcast.
52. What she wants to do is not cooking, but being a wife.
53. The new generation of urban women can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, kill wooden horses, climb over fences, drive bicycles, buy bungalows, fight with mistresses, and beat gangsters. !
54. We are two ambitious young people standing on the street who are about to release our ideals.
55. The difference between him and the pig is that the pig cannot become a human, but he becomes a pig every now and then.
56. I originally wanted to win glory for boys, but now I really don’t.
57. I am not a celebrity, I am just a celebrity!
58. A competition is a competition. You don’t have to participate. If you do, you must abide by the rules of the competition and bear all the consequences.
59. Not only am I calm now, but my balls hurt!
60. If there are no rules, then winning or losing is meaningless. If winning or losing is meaningless, then the game is meaningless.
61. When I become the emperor, I will make you the prince.
62. What is your zodiac sign? I am made of meat.
64. Who are you, Hu Yidao?
65. If you are an official and do not make decisions for the people, it is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes.
66. You are 10,000 times more powerful than a talking orangutan. Even if I call you a coward, it is an insult.
67. Whose children don’t like it? Is the road a place for rubber band jumping?
68. There are caterpillars in the vegetables and iron wire in the vermicelli
69. Zhang Wei: Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge!
70. Xiaoxian: I really didn’t mean to know, you can format me!
71. Yifei: You must come online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the monument.
72. Yoyo: Please, you have to do some archeology for such an old movie!
73. Zi Qiao: Are you still wise? You are a personal name!
74. Zhang Wei: I never eat chewing gum, and I can’t swallow it.
75. Xiaoxian: I have diarrhea and want to eat my stomach.
76. Xiaoxian: In the past, when commercials were inserted in TV dramas, the audience would all go to the toilet as soon as the commercials came out. But now it is better. TV dramas are inserted into advertisements, and as soon as the opening song came out, the audience would all go to the toilet!
77. The takeaway guys: We both have sausage mouths from the end of the world, so why rush each other!
78. Yu Mo: I am allergic to time!
79. Yifei: As the saying goes, if you freeze something three feet deep, it cannot be thawed without a microwave oven!
80. Zi Qiao: I am willing to use my feelings, including my body, to repay everything!
81. Yifei: If you want to live a good life, you must wear a little green~!
82. Zi Qiao: According to her cooking skills, there are caterpillars in the vegetables and iron wire in the vermicelli!
83. Sekiya: If Conan were alive, he would be angry enough to become Kogoro Mori!
84. Guangu: You talk to them until midnight every day, how can they have time to create humans!
85. Zhang Wei: I was the runner-up in judo at the Law School Summer Camp for three consecutive years, and I almost became the third runner-up in the last one!
86. Yoyo: Quarreling is bad behavior... Just have a duel!