What kind of man is loved to death by a woman?

Ten women that men can't stand. When men look at women, they always say "when I was in England". In fact, women who have only been to Britain say, "Oh, your scarf is very expensive. When I was in England, the authentic Scottish scarf was only 10. " "There is no reading atmosphere here, but there is a reading atmosphere in Cambridge, England. When I was there, I felt the cultural atmosphere in the air. " "Shanghai brands are too expensive. When I was in England, I bought a BALLY bag, which was only 1 10. " ..... Don't think this is British Chinese. Although she is full of "when I was in England", in fact, her relationship with England is that she participated in an "eight-day tour of England" during the Spring Festival, including two days on the plane. Although she is good at talking to you about British culture, architecture and social atmosphere ... in fact, she doesn't speak English at all. During the limited six-day trip, she joined a tour group and went to a Chinese restaurant in Chinatown for dinner every day under the arrangement of a tour guide. However, in any case, she will always be the "protagonist" in the conversation. "When I was in England …" "When I was in Japan …" "When I was in Thailand …" Forget it, just avoid her, because then she should talk to you about her wonderful life in Singapore and Malaysia. The woman "girl" who still calls herself "our girl" after twenty or thirty years old is probably one of the words lacking patent protection in modern Chinese. The 8-year-old girl is "our girl", the 28-year-old girl is "our girl", and the 38-year-old advocate dares to call himself "our girl" with you. This is an era in which "girls" promiscuous and "boys" are easily eaten. When three generations of "old, middle-aged and young" women like to call themselves "girls", we don't have to pay too much attention to some paunchy men with wrinkled eyes, and confide in pure Taiwan Province Mandarin: "We boys …" Of course, if you chase after them, you will be amazed to find that they are just a suburb of Shanghai or Yancheng, the hometown of the New Fourth Army. It takes a little courage to call yourself "our girl" after the age of 30, and also the confidence to fight the world to the end. It should be pointed out that this habit is not coquetry, and what women are afraid of is not coquetry. Those women who stubbornly put themselves into the team of "girls" for a long time have actually moved away from the "innocent age" of coquetry. Thirdly, it is obvious that women with radish legs prefer to wear mesh socks. In fact, fishnet stockings is nothing new. Many years ago, we saw that layer of sexy stockings from various foreign movies, TV plays or magazines. But in the minds of many women in China at that time, women wearing fishnet stockings were easily associated with women who were not serious. In 2000, Faye Wong released the album Fable, and she has always been the trend leader of mainland women. Sure enough, she appeared on the album in blue mesh socks. This year, all kinds of fishnet stockings filled the streets of Shanghai. There is nothing wrong with fishnet stockings itself. Mature women are charming to wear, and naive girls wear short skirts, which is also very naive. I'm afraid that women with radish legs and splayed feet are not in the mood to cover up their shortcomings with decent clothes. When the fashion became popular, she couldn't help it, and bought a set of fishnet stockings for her legs. Great, the ugly legs are short and thick, plus the bright blue and purple rose lattice ... Ah, I can make Lao Gaoman sad again. Four, only give you a mobile phone number, but dialing a woman's mobile phone that never answers is one of the most desperate things for men. There is such a woman, she often only gives you a mobile phone number, which is not common when it is not turned on, but when it is fatal, you can dial it, but no one seems to answer it forever. Are you depressed? The most depressing thing is that women have 1000 reasons to explain why they don't answer their mobile phones. A man who doesn't answer his friends' mobile phones is often accused of "liking women?" ! I always feel that you are secretly in love with her woman. What does it feel like for a man to always feel that he is secretly in love with another woman? There is no explanation. How many teeth are broken? Have a drink, man. Men look down on women's "ten unhappy things", many of which belong to making men "have no argument" or "forget what they want to say" This is the beauty of women. "I always feel that you have a crush on her" is such a standard version. Women don't care about your actual feelings. She "wholeheartedly", spread the wings of imagination and soar in her own free kingdom. You don't need to be so handsome, as long as you meet her immediate standards, you may be shortlisted. She thinks you have a crush on her just for your own needs. It should be pointed out that the images of such women in the eyes of men are mostly quite average. Whenever people see such a woman gesturing in front of them, a very interesting question always comes to men's minds: I wonder which face Guang Chen saw when she got up in the morning and looked in the mirror. To be sure, it's completely different from what we actually saw. Such a woman, to be fair, has many loveliness, but some "simple minds". 6. Women who always take "one step at a time" as an excuse not to buy things. While others were driving in Pu Sang, the lady said, I'm going to buy a Passat in the second half of the year, step by step. When everyone else was driving a Santana 2000, the woman said, I'm going to buy a Passat in the second half of the year, in one step. When people around her chose Fukang, Sail and POLO, she still said: I'm going to buy a Passat in the second half of the year, in one step. The whole process has been two years, and it is estimated that there will be no problem in another two years. Such a woman loves vanity but has no capital vanity, so she covets some "coolness" in her mouth. But she flatly refused to admit her vanity, and could only claim to have bought all kinds of things that you didn't have in buy buy, which could be "in one step" and bought nothing. In fact, I don't want to have anything with you, but I like the woman who is bored with you. There are such women, but I don't want to be bored with you. This kind of woman always thinks that she has superhuman strength to conquer all men, and she plans to prove it in real life from time to time. You can't say what kind of moral defects such a woman has, but at least she often leads a man into an inexplicable "scandal". Then, in the uproar of public opinion around, the woman took a bite and walked away, leaving the man with a heavy face and fog. I'm afraid the lack of courage to really get into a relationship is a common problem for these women. They are just dragons of leaves, always in the research and development stage of new products, but they have not really been put into production. The most interesting thing about this kind of woman is that it is obviously her body language that suggests it first. When a man takes colored feathers, she will accuse you of being a hooligan in turn! "What annoys men most about this kind of woman is that she always controls all the remote control devices. In contrast, she prefers authoritarian flirting to interactive communication. Such a woman makes men very unhappy. 8. The woman who went to the Pearl Teahouse with her friends, but didn't want to order a glass of ice water, forgot who first described the plot: two girls were sitting in the teahouse "fighting", one ordered a cup of foam tea, and the other gracefully said: Give me a glass of ice water. So the girl named bubble tea changed her face on the spot and knew that the outcome had been divided. The first person who wrote this plot was a genius, the second person who immediately imitated this plot was a genius, and the third person and the fourth person were all idiots. As for those who still pretend to say "give me a glass of ice water" on any occasion, I'm afraid it can only make people laugh. When you go to a teahouse, you naturally go to taste the tea there. Even if you are not interested in Longjing and Mao Feng, you can at least order a cup of bubble tea and lavender tea, regardless of their vulgarity, which is a delicious drink. I am most afraid of the woman who obviously loves bubble tea to death, but pretends to be noble and elegant according to the plot in the erotic novel. 9. Women who boss around their husbands (boyfriends) Most men are warm-hearted and willing to help their brothers, which is embodied in the fact that men often hate women who boss around their husbands or boyfriends in public. Why? Why? You know, we men completely suppress anger to take care of the image of the whole gender group. Why not just make a fool of yourself and push your nose and face? Generally speaking, there are three reasons for bossing around men: 1. I used to be oppressed, but now I have a strong sense of turning over; 2. When a man has done something sorry for himself, he should take it out from time to time and forgive others. 3, completely unreasonable. In the first case, please remember the historical lessons of the failure of Hong Xiuquan and Li Zicheng in the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom. Can others succeed in your revolution like those years? Not exactly. Second, morally, the woman takes the lead, but immoral things often can't help but "exposure". It's okay to bask in him. Angry is a beauty. At this time, your woman will "kill the ticket" and he will have nothing to hide. Things will go wrong. Third, there is no forgiveness for sin. 10. Starbucks, a woman who likes to wait at the gate of Starbucks to show her taste, has now become one of the key words of urban petty bourgeoisie life. As the saying goes: if you are not at home, you are at Starbucks; Not in Starbucks, but on the way to Starbucks. Shit, typical two points and one line are also worth showing off? Anyway, there is a woman who has just come into contact with the skin of petty bourgeoisie life and is dating someone. She will accurately tell you to wait for her at the Starbucks on XXX Road and the Starbucks on the basement of XXX Commercial Building, and will also choose the city landmark. She is definitely a "fan" of Starbucks and won't let you wait at the gate of the "Master Wonton Shop" on XXX Road. What's more, Starbucks only exists as a city landmark. She doesn't drink coffee. Maybe my little sister came, and they turned and turned into a cheap lipstick shop in the alley next door. But next time, she will meet in front of Starbucks. Starbucks has become a bridgehead for her to show her taste, similar to the "borrowing scenery" in Suzhou gardens. In the words of the press, it is called "borrowing a boat to go to sea".