Speaking of names, there are really many funny names that make people laugh and cry. I wonder what kind of psychology the baby's parents were at the beginning? Some names are too casual, which may be a "name" culture in their eyes! ! !
There are many cultures in China, and Chinese civilization has a history of thousands of years, bearing many excellent folk cultures, such as poetry culture, traditional culture, national opera culture, national music culture, Chinese painting, calligraphy, couplets, tea culture and so on. Due to the in-depth exploration of culture, China's language is a noble culture, and I think the study of names is also a culture.
As for me, I am curious about names since I was a child, and I like to collect some funny and novel names. Below, Yuanyuan will tell you the names that make people laugh and cry!
I remember in a column, once a guest said his baby's name. His own surname is Fan. According to him, when her daughter was born, she always cried at night. He said simply call her Fan Renren. Oh, my God, is this a roll call or a complaint?
There are more interesting names.
Some people even use their parents' surnames to name their children: Xiong Bao, Cai Dou, Guan Xin, Shang Gao, Li Yu, Gou, Levin, Liu Ye ... The list goes on, and there are some ironic names.
This is really too much. I remember that the first wonderful name "Stone" was circulated several years ago. There is also "Pan Jinlian" who filed a lawsuit with Xiaogang Feng when filming "I am not Pan Jinlian" in Xiaogang Feng; There are more names like "Gao Fushuai", "Bai Fumei" and "Yellow-green-blue".
Here are some representative names I found on the Internet, and netizens can add them.
1. The name "Cai Taixian" is really not suitable for hotels! I wonder if there will be a chef!
2. The name "Durex" is understood by netizens themselves! I feel guilty when I scream!
3. the name "lightning ball" feels very angry!
4. The name "Qin Shousheng" is quite masochistic!
5. "Car Shock" OK! It seems that this son was conceived under special circumstances!
6. The name "Duan Hehe" must be because it was really nameless at that time, just like there was nothing to say when chatting, but "Hehe"!
7. "Lu Xiaogou" His parents must be animal lovers.
8. "Zhao Qingfu" We are not married, we are just porters of "lovers"!
9. The name Liu Meng is as good as his name!
In China's 5,000-year history, every parent tried to give their child a name.
Moreover, seeing many names that make people laugh on the internet has greatly increased my knowledge. Let's see what names can make you laugh!
Wu Changshou
This is a dead old man in my hometown. He lived to be over 70, just like his name. He really lived a long time at that time!
Song Zhao Yan
It is estimated that when his parents named him, the word "pornographic photos" had not yet arisen! In fact, I understand that the sun is shining!
Cai taixian
If you read in Cantonese, you don't feel uncomfortable, but in Mandarin, it becomes "the food is too salty". I think this friend should be from Guangdong!
neighbourhood
This friend's parents are definitely fans of De Renjie. What do you think, Fiona Fang?
A local tyrant/tyrant
The so-called money is not exposed, and the rich keep a low profile. But this friend is really too much. Have you considered other people's feelings? I wonder if you will feel inferior when the teacher calls the roll when you are studying?
Nanjiabin
If you are the one, what will happen when Murphy says, please welcome the next male guest, Nanbin? I am looking forward to it when I think about it!
There are actually more interesting names than these. I wonder if there are any interesting names for knowledgeable friends to discuss!
Tell a personal experience, without exaggeration:
In 2000, I worked in a newspaper.
I once went to a border town on business.
I live in a double room in a hotel.
At this time, the manager came over and asked if he would mind adding someone to my room, because there were too many passengers.
I agreed, so a young man in his twenties came.
He said he was a money counter salesman and handed in a business card.
Please forgive my ignorance ~
Let me see. What? There is also a surname "fuck"?
More importantly, his name is Zhong.
I stifled laughter that had reached my throat and said, What's your name, Cao?
Who knows that he solemnly said, no, my name is Cao (Cao, four tones)!
I couldn't hold it any longer, so I ran outside and laughed for five minutes.
Then I went back to my room, and I couldn't help laughing when I opened my mouth, which made him laugh, too.
I can't explain it, so I'll see you the next morning.
When I go back to work and show my colleagues his business card, everyone is so happy.
But I didn't show it to Jong Li until I left the newspaper.
I'm afraid he'll kill me.
Not to mention, in the next three years,
I can't believe I met two more assholes.
However, both of them said their last names were pronounced (cāo).
I'm confused. I am loyal. Are you kidding?
Finally, I found the answer on the omnipotent Baidu.
Most of them read one sound, but they all read Cao's fourth sound in Huanggang area.
Oh, oh, I see.
Mr. Cao Lizhong, I apologize!
I only tell a true story.
When I was a child, I went to his uncle's house with my next-door neighbor.
His uncle has two children, brother and sister.
It happened that the police came home to deliver their ID cards that day.
I saw that his cousin's name was Fan Cabbage? ! !
I asked, why is there such a strange name?
Her surname is Fan and her mother's surname is Cai.
The name should be Fan Zicai.
The policeman who came to register his household registration wrote a dazzling thing, which looked like a cabbage.
The policeman who made the ID card did not consider whether the name was reasonable, so he made the ID card.
Unfortunately, changing the name is very troublesome.
His cousin has been carrying the name' vermicelli cabbage' for 30 years and has not changed it.
How did you get your name? At present, there are three main naming forms:
1, the generation name of the extended family. This usually defines word generation. The most exquisite in this respect is the ancient emperors, especially Zhu Yuanzhang. For example, Zhu Houzhao of Ming Wuzong and Zhu Houzong of Ming Shizong are both older generations. In fact, Zhu Yuanzhang left a poem for each of his 24 sons, and the first word of the poem must be used to name generations. "When you look at the monarch, you can often learn Yi, and you pay equal attention to kindness and kindness, and Emperor Jianjing bears the brunt." Therefore, the order of emperors in the Ming Dynasty is Zhu Gaochi, Zhu Zhanji, Zhu Qizhen, Zhu Jianshen, Zhu Youtang, Zhu Houzong, Zhu Zaihou, Zhu Yijun, Zhu Changluo, Zhu Youjian, and three princes, Chongzhen, Zhu Cican, Zhu Cihuan and Zhu Cihuang. And Deyun Society, which is very popular now. According to these eight words, Degang Guo gave his disciples a stage name: Yunhe flies all over the world. Do you know who the corresponding generation is?
2. There are generally two ways for small families. One is to ask local temples to name their children from monks or to ask more prestigious elders in the village to name their children, such as village heads or old people. There is also the name of the oldest person in the family, which is generally taken according to the general environment at that time. Therefore, at present, the names of our fathers are: Jianguo, Jianjun, Guojun, Wei, Fang, Xia, Qiang, Feng, Hong and so on.
One way of naming is that the network is developed now. Many young people read martial arts novels or TV plays, and find the names of the protagonists so beautiful and poetic. For example, what purple fragrance, pleasant, a promise as good as a promise, Ruoxi, Kexin, Jie Jun, Zixuan and so on. Many duplicate names. Is it fate?
Well, due to the naming rules of the above situation, there are also many funny names that make people laugh. As far as I can see, I'll make you a list:
First place: Shi, I really don't know what this child's parents think. However, this surname is really difficult to name. The man is ok, what does the woman take?
Second place:,, and Lai. I'm afraid Mandarin is not very popular in these places.
The rest, regardless of ranking, are:
Fan Jian, Ji, Zhu Yiqun, (thanks to parents' thoughts), Pang Guang, Du Qiyan, Wei Jinsheng,
Are Jiao Hougen, Shen Jingbing, (useless), Xiang (wanting to kiss), Bi Yuntao (condom), Zhu Changfen (pig rice rolls), Huang Shulan (weasel), Luo Tiren (naked man) and Hua Yandan (laboratory technician) always sick! , Lu Yidian (dew point), Lu Liangdian (dew point), Lu Shandian (dew point), Shen Jingbing (neuropathy), Zhu Fen (pig manure), Xia Liu (dirty)
After reading the above, I really want to say. Be sure to think carefully about names, including homophonic, staccato, birth name and some words that can be associated with them. Otherwise, children's childhood at school may not be easy.
Speaking of funny names, I sorted out some, and this time I promise to laugh at you for doubting life.
According to the name inquiry system of the Ministry of Public Security, I collected the names of hilarious people all over the country: the following are the names of professional couples, music teacher "organ"
Fitness teacher "Chen Yaling"
The doctor "broken the needle"
Driver "Wu Baoan"
A netizen gave birth to a son and worried about his name, so he asked the netizen for help: "My surname is Gao and my wife's surname is Guo. Please help me give my son a nice name. "
Netizen: "Just call it (pressure cooker)!"
Feel the wonderful name of Japan again. I admit, my joke is a bit vulgar.
Another set of funny names of foreigners (this one is a bit strong)
3. (This is the worship of China Kung Fu)
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(You can combine it with the buddy above. Shaolin Temple is awesome. )
Names, for everyone, are the wishes and longings of parents.
The name means to be an upright person, work hard and strive hard.
Everyone's name hides unique and elegant meanings and rich expectations. Every parent wants to "expect his son to succeed and his daughter to succeed".
Speaking of these funny names, most of them are parents' unintentional mistakes, and every family with a new baby is racking their brains for their children's names. The name is beautiful, artistic and moral, including five elements, the combination of birth and birth, etc. Therefore, naming a name has become a century-long problem, especially for those parents with low educational level who often make their own mistakes. They have good intentions, but they can't stand the scrutiny of netizens.
Chinese names of foreigners are kept as souvenirs because they see and like them. Foreigners often use the name of their deceased ancestors to show their nostalgia.
Naming is indeed a culture, and it can make people laugh if it is not good. There is an artist named Ji. His lover's surname is Guan, so he named his son "machine gun" and his daughter "organ flower". Whenever he wants to come, he always laughs!
Even funnier, a boy's surname came, and then his parents named him "Lai". The teacher called the roll and the students were in an uproar.
Say my uncle's name first. His name is "Yang Wei". This name is also very indecent, resulting in a single life (of course, this is a coincidence).
And my name is funny, because I ranked seventh, and everyone in the village called me "Yang Qihai". When I got my ID card, the village party secretary wrote "Seven Children of Yang" for me (my scientific name is). At that time, when I was young, I didn't care. I didn't know the importance of names until I was a little older and ran around.
Every time I show my ID card, someone always laughs, which makes me a little embarrassed. Therefore, choose a name carefully and then carefully, and it will be very troublesome to change it again!
According to reason, names are different from other symbols. When naming a child, no one wants to choose a name that makes people laugh. However, because there are too many homophones in Chinese characters, China people are good at association and love to make fun of others, so there will be many names that are not originally, but once they are emphasized, they will make people feel and even laugh. I think there are probably the following categories.
1, tired of surnames.
Among these hundreds of surnames, Liao, Shi, Niu, Yang, Gou and other surnames account for a few, which makes people mistake surnames for surnames. Once it is associated with a name, it will make people more likely to joke, such as a stone, whose name is still fragrant, and it will become a problem to read it when nothing happens. For example, the surname Liao, the surname Su, the surname Yang, and the surname Gao look nothing but read well. Not to mention Zhu Gou, who is suspected of swearing. In fact, if your surname is Gou, you should pronounce "enough" instead of "dog", but there is no way. You can't stand a good China. If he wants to make fun of you, he will pronounce it "dog" intentionally or unintentionally.
2. Tired of fame.
For most surnames, it is not easy to associate them, but there is no guarantee that some parents will only consider happiness and beauty when naming their children, without considering homophonic and extension, which will lead to jokes. For example, Cai's surname and Mi's surname are not harmful at best, but you must choose Cai Taixian to remind people that the food is too salty and you can't blame them. As for Fan, if you insist on Fan Jian, you can only be a bitch.
3. Tired of time.
Some surnames are also common, and names are no problem, but no one can resist the development of the times. At this time, normal names have become a problem. For example, Fu Yan Mingjie, Du Ming Schleswig, a generation of heroes Yan Fangzheng, and Huarui Tu Lei have good poems. Well, who knows if there will be some products of Yan Fujie and Durex, which will be bombarded on TV every day? You call his name, don't want to.
I'm tired of it.
Some people think of novel things all their lives, and so do their names, so they have to take a unique path. Come with whatever is popular in society, for example, if the surname is high, take Bai, Bai or even Wang, which is king enough to play a game of the glory of the king ... and if there is a single surname, such as Zhang Wang, it's nothing, but if the husband and wife are combined, they have to make a compound surname and take the name of Jiang Yao, for fear that everyone will not know that all four people in his family are loyal. As for people like this who are called "loess high slope" and "headache and dizziness", they are closer to child's play and talk nonsense.
In short, a person's name will accompany a person's life. You must not be careless when naming names. We should take it seriously and consider as many factors as possible. Don't misunderstand the name, or even make people laugh.
Personally, I think I am the best person to answer this question. My name is a domineering. I heard that it was named by grandparents, and the meaning is obvious.
Say my name first. It doesn't matter when I was very young. I don't think there is anything wrong, but I have been basically ridiculed by others since I went to school. Every time a teacher or someone calls the roll, I basically give a big white eye, which makes me ashamed and I hate my parents at that time. As you get older, this is not a problem. I feel that the name is very nice and sweet. Basically, everyone else can remember my name.
The actual name of this thing is just a code name. People who are not celebrities or special jobs will gradually become indifferent, just like Li Wei and Wang Kai in the 1960s and 1970s, National Day, 1980s and 1990s. As time goes by, most popular names after 00 and 10 become less pleasant to listen to.
Zhang Dazhuang.