My collection:
Agreed "Tomorrow never dies", but also remember… "Tomorrow never comes, so live in today."
When we wake up in the morning, we have two simple choices.Go back to sleep and dream, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Some people in life are a part of you,
And when you let them go, You never lose them.
Because...you find them living in you.
Trouble is part of your life. If you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.
Studying medicine is hard, tiring, and expensive; you have to memorize cells and tissues, and dissection and killing are all Want to know. With a pen in one hand and a sword in the other, whoever disobeys will be crippled! Don’t be afraid of zombies or ghosts
It doesn’t matter if you see too many dead people. If you don’t have a wife in the long night, you have to sleep with corpses. Eating more human brains will appetize your appetite!
Watch from heaven
Prison, life is like a melodrama; watch heaven from
prison, who works hard and is busy for whom, the iron pestle can be sharpened It can become a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is not right, no matter how hard you try, it will be in vain
I feel that the sky is too blue, the sea is too salty, life is too difficult, and the work is too annoying. I am destined to be with you, I miss you so much that I can’t sleep, but seeing you is too far away! Hey, what can I do? I miss you so much that I can't eat with my chopsticks or swallow my bowl. Starve me to death
If there is an afterlife, let us be a pair of little mice, falling in love stupidly, living in a daze, cuddling clumsily, and being silly together, even if the mountains are blocked by heavy snow , you can also nest in the warm haystack, hug you and bite your ears...!
It is best not to miss two things, the last bus home and a person you love deeply
Mistake is a temporary regret, but missing it is an eternal regret
Destiny is responsible for shuffling the cards, but it is ourselves who play the cards
These days, beautiful women do not go to the kitchen, and those who do the kitchen are not gentle and gentle
Those who are independent are unfeminine, those who are feminine spend money indiscriminately, those who do not spend money indiscriminately are not fashionable, those who are fashionable are not confident, those who are confident are unable to watch...!
The milky yellow suit can make you look graceful, the pink and green can make you look more youthful and energetic, the violet can make you look mysterious, and the smoky gray can make you full of wisdom and philosophy.
For women, smile is the most important thing. A smile can increase a woman’s attractiveness. A woman who is frowning all day long or as cold as ice, no matter how beautiful she is, is just a cold beauty. Self makes people lamentable but not lovable, respectable but not amiable. God has given you such a gift, so you should smile, with a smile that is as full as the spring breeze. A senior with a lusty word said that the so-called beauty is a woman with a beautiful smile
I think money Don’t use too much, just enough to spend. Money can buy a house, but not a home. It can buy marriage but not love. It can buy a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but it is the source of pain. You tell me.
How many people work hard for money, exchanging their lives for money when they are young, and exchanging money for their lives when they are old. I think it is not worth it
We have to deal with all kinds of external pressures and To face the confusion in your own heart, during the hard struggle, you long for someone to look at you with understanding eyes. At that time, you will feel the warmth of life. Perhaps just a brief glimpse
is enough to make people grateful!
Everything in this life cannot be smooth sailing. It’s okay to experience some difficulties and ups and downs. Life will always use an almost cruel way to beat everyone’s fragile will, but you can hold on. You are a strong person, if you can't stand it, you will become the vast majority of people...! Haven't I also been scolded, dumped, and hated by you? Didn’t I survive it too? So I am a strong person. Just think of it as a dog you met in the pursuit of happiness. Don't panic, fight him with the courage I give you. There are at most three outcomes: First, you lose and you are worse than a dog. If you two are tied, you are the same as a dog. The third is that you win, you are better than a dog, and continue to go your own way.
Wearing a white tulle shirt decorated with ruffles and flying edges, and a black female professional suit outside.
The tight-fitting professional half-sleeved jacket is clean and neat, and the mature black color is in addition to the white low-cut sexy shirt. It has a small stand-up collar, smart sleeve ribbons, the waist is tightened and the shoulder line is modified to be tall and delicate. , perfectly
harmonizing Xia Xue’s unique noble and seductive style. The professional knee-length skirt on her lower body clearly showed off her beautiful legs covered with black translucent stockings, and she wore a pair of black three-inch high heels. The combination of black clothes, black skirt, and black high heels shows another side of her, and the deep colors reflect her mysterious aura. Just like women traveling in the workplace, they must be smart and capable without losing the warmth of women. What's even more unbearable is that this girl actually wears radiation-proof gold-rimmed glasses. She exudes a strong and capable aura, and is even more full of the flavor of a strong business woman.
Temptation! Naked temptation! Could this be the temptation of the legendary uniform?
Wearing a pink dress with a white apron and a white hair tie on her head, she looks really cute. The pink maid outfit adds a touch of pink to the dull black and white classic world, giving Xia Xue a sense of beauty like "a human face with peach blossoms complementing each other". Not everyone can achieve the kind of purity and appeal she displays. And the sheer and translucent stockings also reveal a pure sexiness, which is so confusing that you can't bear to do it
When choosing a woman, you are not only optimistic about her present, but also optimistic about her future. It is their future. Let me ask a man, he can watch his woman surprise him every day with expectation. Isn't this a happy and joyful thing?
Women who know a little about men will eventually become their wives. Women who know everything about men will eventually become old women. They can only let you understand me incompletely. I am in front of you. In order to maintain a sense of freshness, it can be seen from the perspective of wearing clothes that women actually like the new and hate the old more than men!
Missing does not mean losing, and leaving does not mean giving up. Escape does not mean being timid. Loving while missing, leaving, and escaping is the most perfect love. Are you... like this?
What is pride? What is art? What is righteousness? What is wisdom? What is diligence and thrift? What is humility? Pretend, what is it? Is it brave? Two. What is humor? Poor.
1. To see a country’s national education, you must look at its public toilets; to see a person’s mind, you must look at his eyes; to look at a person’s worth, you must look at his opponents. So, don’t use me to raise your status, you are not worthy of being my enemy
2. A bit vulgar, a bit weird, a bit boring and cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little clever and a rogue!
3. I have no plans to die yet. I will inform you after I die. Remember to stay at home at night~~!
4. There are many things in the world that cannot be solved with money. Just like the two followers behind you, if I give you money, can you let them lay eggs in public?
5. Don’t think that you can save the world just because you look like Optimus Prime. It’s useless.
6. Is there something wrong with your brain? You are not RMB, why do you think everyone likes you?
7. What do you like about me? Can't I change it? Answer: I like the way you dress the most
8. It doesn’t matter if you are empty-headed, the key is not to get water!
9. I never drink bottled water, give me a bottle Mineral water from 1982...!
10. "The highest level of a buffet? What level?" "Of course you have to support the wall to get in and support the wall to get out!"
11. Come on, you are living like a will-o'-the-wisp. , and still trying to illuminate others?
12. Jianghu rescue? I think Jianghu is the right one...
13. "It's over, you won't pay attention to me anymore, I'll become a dog and ignore you~ ~! ”
14. The quilt is rolled up irregularly, like a mountain that has been blown up by a cannonball, and it is more rolled than a flower roll....
15. It won’t hurt either of you. I can’t even begin to apologize for my favorable terrain!
16. I usually eat crispy noodles, which are more convenient than instant noodles!
17. A tough life never needs explanation. , let the idiots take the bullish route
18. “It’s so tiring to expose the lies behind the lies! It’s better to stand far away from you and watch you indulge in lies. What a profound performance!"
19. "My current position: WC. Face: twitching..."
20. Don’t speculate in stocks, it’s too risky for you.
According to your IQ, making tofu is the safest way! When it is hard, it is dried tofu, when it is thin, it is tofu brain, when it is thin, it is tofu skin, when it is not cooked, it is soy milk, and when it stinks, it is stinky tofu. You will make a profit without losing money...
21. You How can you forget the annoying things while laughing? Isn’t this simple? Drive yourself crazy....
22. Happiness, happiness is when cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.
23. Me How could you just watch you being taken advantage of? I will close my eyes
24. “Don’t look at me with a shitty face~~!”
25. “Don’t look like a bun.” Complain that there is a dog chasing you!"
26. Although the famous flower has its owner, the hoe is more ruthless. As long as the hoe is used well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.
27. You can Don’t have anything nice to say? You are too handsome, is this okay? Okay, that’s okay. But I have to say it without conscience, it’s really painful.
28. Don’t challenge my personality with your temper. That will make your death very rhythmic!
29. Bad guys need strength, and scum need taste even more
30. I don’t want to be arrogant, I am kind-hearted.
31. I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of being wordy; I want to be an official, but I'm afraid of having too many things to do; I want to eat, but I'm afraid of cleaning the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid that I can't beat you
32. If If you don’t choose to fall, what’s the point of hell’s existence?
33. A leaf can fall when spring comes, but it will never wither the entire spring...
34. Life is like this. If you want to shit, even though you work hard and are serious, it is possible that what comes out is just a fart...
35. I feel that the sky is too blue and the sea is too salty. , life is too difficult, work is too annoying, I am destined to be with you, miss you and lose sleep, see you too far away...
36. Spit is used to count money, not to reason. .
37. Women’s underwear is not just for women
38. Women’s clothes are more valuable the less fabric they have.
39. Hey, once upon a time it was difficult to make a difference in the sea, and everyone was young and frivolous at times? I once thought that I was the only one besides God, but now I only have God in my heart. They seem to be the same, but they are not. It used to be unruly, but now it's calm. After experiencing a lot, my thoughts are different, and it will naturally be like this!
40. As ruffians in the new century, we should also show some grace
50. What is life? Life is about holding Cecilia Cheung's hand and meeting Lin Chiling on the street. Her eyes can't control herself. Even if she holds her hand again, it becomes one on the left and one on the right. When she meets Michelle Reis, it will still be the same!
51. The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat, the beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused, the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets, and the beauty of men lies in talking so much that they will see ghosts in the daytime.
52. I would rather not have a big meal with a woman who can go to bed with me at any time, but find a woman who will keep her virginity until the wedding night and eat fried noodles with me. < /p>
55. Some people are so ignorant. If you don’t fuck, he will never know that you are his father
56. I am proud of my natural bravery and take medicine. It's a shame to help out. Be proud of being able to fight for a long time without getting tired, and be ashamed of impotence and premature ejaculation. Be proud of taking the initiative to cooperate and be ashamed of being passive. Be proud of doing your best, and be ashamed of doing half-heartedly. Be proud of working brightly and be ashamed of working in the dark. Take pride in talking obscenely and be ashamed of being silent. Take pride in mutual pleasure and be ashamed of one-sided pleasure. Take pride in spending the night well, and feel ashamed of pretending to sleep to avoid it.
57. Don’t think that if you can’t poop, it’s because the earth has no gravity.
58. Today’s women would rather sit in a Mercedes-Benz and cry than sit on the back of a bicycle and laugh.
59. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. After seeing a sow for a few days, I thought it looked pretty!
60. During those years in college, I always thought that I was a talent, but I was wrong, I was not! I turned out to be a genius!
61. In today’s society, do you dare to run around without money? Just like a joke!
62. It’s not like you’ve never seen a woman’s body before, why are you so shy? We are all wolves, why bother pretending to be like sheep?
63. Tingting likes to watch lightning, so I chop wires with a kitchen knife
64. It’s over, you won’t pay attention to me anymore, I’ll become a dog and ignore you~~!
65. Forgetting the past means betrayal, but living in the past means destruction
66. Losing does not mean that I will always admit defeat; taking a step back does not mean that I surrender. ; Letting go does not mean giving up; just as I smile, it does not mean I am happy.
67. Don’t forget what you have, cherish what you get more, don’t give up what belongs to you, keep what you have lost as memories, and you must work hard to get what you want.
68. It takes five hundred times of looking back at the past life to get one chance in this life. I did almost nothing in my previous life and only looked back.
69. Make love and mate with people
70. My first name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my name is Tathagata
71. The world of mortals can see through it. It is ups and downs, life is nothing but impermanence, love is nothing but gathering and separation. In the midst of impermanence, everything is an external object and nothing matters.
72. People should learn the attitude of water. Only when they know how to enjoy life in silence can they have the ability to turn over rivers and seas
73 , sat in court during the pre-Qing Dynasty, and carried a gun in the Beiyang Army. I've been through desolation in the city of Wuchang, I've helped in the Northern Expedition, I've been injured in the outskirts of Nanchang, I've climbed over the Great Wall, I've stolen sheep in battles behind enemy lines, who else can be better than me?
74. Looking at beautiful women is eye-catching. Most people see beautiful women quickly adjusting the optic nerve, eye muscles and retina to accelerate blood circulation around the eyes, which can achieve the effect of brightening the eyes and moisturizing the mind. Haven't you heard the saying 'eyes light up when you see a beautiful woman'?
75. It feels great to see a beautiful woman suddenly brighten her mood. It’s not about lust, but beauty that nourishes the heart! Also, haven’t you heard of beauty and beauty? Seeing more than one beauties in a day is equivalent to eating delicacies that are full of color, aroma and taste, and have comprehensive and reasonable nutrition. It is absolutely in line with the scientific concept of eating less and eating more!
76. No matter what, I am also a good man recommended by the All-China Women’s Federation, a designated product for International Women’s Day, passed the GF2008 international quality system certification, and an honorary handsome man of the People’s Republic of China.
< p>77. Time is like cleavage, you will get it if you squeeze it.78. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art
79. People say that the most unlucky thing is to be robbed when you go out, and your shoes will be wet after peeing. , wipe the butt and pick the paper, fart and make shit.
80. The best way to deal with a man is to find a woman, and the best way to deal with a woman is to find another woman.
81. Shiting is a very enjoyable but boring thing. How can you make pooping less boring? Luxurious configuration: a Chinese book plus a Playboy book. Recommended configuration: a fashion magazine. Minimum configuration: newspaper...!
82. My biggest wish is to get something for nothing, to have both wealth and wealth, to sit back and wait for money, and to live in a dream.
83. Missing does not mean losing, leaving does not mean giving up, and escaping does not mean being timid. To love while missing, leaving, and escaping is the most perfect love!
84. “If it’s on the front, surf the Internet, on the back, read a magazine. If it’s upright, you’ll work. If it’s tilted, you’ll work hard. If it’s broken, you’ll be asked to work overtime. If it’s broken into two pieces, you won’t go to work and sit at home. Falling every day..."
85. If I don’t give you some color, you won’t know that basketballs are round and sticky, and salt is needed for cooking
Little Brother Spirit:
It is impossible for a person to live his whole life without encountering difficulties in work, love, etc. As for the secret, when work and love are unsatisfactory, you can take out the Little Brother, stare at it, and quietly Think about the spirit it contains, whether it can be long or short, thick or thin, stretched or bent, soft or hard. If you learn it, you will feel that the difficulty is just a bird!
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87. Cherish what you have, it is a gift from God to you, and when you lose it, don’t be sad and sad, it is God’s warning that you have too much!
88 , According to your birth date, you will definitely make a fortune in the future. First, get a hair style like a bird's nest, wear patched clothes, hold a stick in your left hand, a bowl in your right hand, walk down the street, and mutter something to yourself. Okay, okay! ‘You will be invincible from now on!
89. How to say it? Men... can accept fighting desperately under the body of a gangster, but they are not willing to endure being in a state of bliss under another man! What I want to say is that what men care about is not that membrane, but you women will never understand!
When a matter requires debate or quarrel to make the other party surrender, this does not mean that the other party is unreasonable, but that one is incompetent
The most extreme self is the rock-hard heart. Good self-protection
Be smart and do things well