The head is one, the waist is one, and the tail is one, but not one. Speaking of the old society, my tears are almost dripping. There are ten people in my family, and only grass covers our bodies. difficult
One is big, one is small, one is running, one is jumping, one is sucking blood, and the other is eating grass. Sao Qian Yan is not like a thousand words. There is a romantic girl on each side of the eight-character row, but the ghost is lingering. Wei State (AD 220-265)
Defending Xuzhou lost most of it, fighting Lu Bu to destroy the silk scarf crown, calling Hou Cheng a thief and hating Dong Zhuo for being heartless. Germany says small, it can represent a country, and says big, it can't fill the sparrow's stomach. rice
One point one horizontal length, one throw Nanyang, Nanyang two trees, grow on the stone. When the water meets the river, your companion calls you brother. Your head is surprisingly big. What if there are many people around you? can
It's a long story. I'm always sleepy when I'm lying down. When I ask about skills, everything comes first. A big wall, the wall is water, and the water comes from the left and washes away the wall on the right. gather
Xiehouyu:
The dumpling skin is too thin-it is inevitable to expose the stuffing.
Beijing opera moves-rub it slowly.
Candle of fire-soft and not drooping 1
Say the horse is swollen when you see a camel-it's rare and strange.
Back pain, chest patch-regardless of future trouble.
Minglian:
Tung tree, tree boy, boy playing tung tree, tung tree falling, boy happy.
Outside the front garden, inside the house, outside the garden, outside the garden, outside the garden is clean and quiet.
The monk's method is correct. He took the soup to the tower, but accidentally missed it and the soup dripped into the tower.
Tailor Lao Xu played chess with his wife, but she didn't notice that her wife gave up playing chess.
Luoyang bridge, buckwheat on the bridge, the wind blows buckwheat to move the bridge
Nautilus island, get off the boat in the state, the water does not flow.
Bai Yunfeng, the maple tree on the summit, the wind is blowing the maple tree, and the summit is still.
Qingsi Road, the heron on the roadside and the heron in Luda didn't fly.
When the guests came, they fell asleep drunk and were ashamed to have nothing to do.
On learning is rough, on politics is sparse, and poetry is not about self-entertainment.
Joke:
Brainstorm "Your father and your mother gave birth to a son. He is neither your brother nor your brother. Who is he? " Chu Yangxiang had a brain teaser. Chu Yangxiang thought for a long time and didn't come up with an answer. After coming home from school, Chu Yang hedged his grandfather and said, "Grandpa, I'll give you a brain teaser: your father and your mother have a son. He is neither your brother nor your younger brother. Who is he? " "This is not simple, it is' me'!" Grandpa replied. At school the next day, Chu Yang proudly said to his classmates, "I finally came up with the answer to yesterday's brain teaser. My father and mother gave birth to a son. He is neither my brother nor my brother. He is my grandfather! "
A stuttering invigilator found a student peeking and shouted angrily, "You, you, you, you, you, how dare you cheat?" Stand up for me! " Five students stood up.
It's cold in physical education class, so the teacher asked us to run five laps first to "warm up". On the third lap, we were panting and struggling desperately. A brave man asked the teacher, "Report to the teacher! We have run eight laps, why don't we stop? "
"Really?" The teacher was surprised. "What should I do?" How can I make you suffer? "
The teacher became serious and shouted, "Everybody back off! Three more laps! This is called more retreat and less compensation! " The teacher smiled slyly.
The legend of butterfly painting in Tang Bohu shows that Tang Bohu's butterfly painting is very vivid. A girl from Gusu went to ask for advice, but she was refused, so she chiseled a window to steal art. One day, Bohu took a big basin full of ink, spread rice paper on it, undressed, dipped her ass in it, and then sat on the paper, only to see lifelike butterflies on it. The girl was overjoyed and thought she was right, but she knew a picture like a cannon, showing off in Bohu. Bohu saw this painting and said it didn't look like it. The woman doesn't understand, and painting is the same. Why not? Bohu smiled and said, Your butterfly has no head.
Books and lawn mowers Once, Mark Twain borrowed a book from his neighbor, who said, "Yes, yes. But I made it a rule that books borrowed from my library must be read on the spot. "
A week later, the neighbor borrowed a lawn mower from Mark Twain. Mark Twain smiled and said, "Sure, no problem. But I made a rule: the lawn mower borrowed from my house can only be used on my lawn. "