Chen Yingjun drinks a glass of white wine. . Make a friend~~
A joke that Wang and Ma told together at that time:
That miscellaneous Chen Yingjun, his guest in the hall is the most picky, once she When she came back from shopping for groceries, in order to save a dollar on the bus, she ran back after the bus. When she got back, she said to Chen Yingjun:
"I saved a dollar today." Money'~~
"What's going on?"
"I ran back after the bus' (smug)
"Do you think you are? You're so stupid! (Angry) You don't know how to run back after the taxi, that will save more than ten yuan~~!!!'
Really, risk some culture!
A dazzling Mingju!
Chen: On the way here just now, a few college students told me that I drive the magnetic road, and the secondary tree is my village. If you want to pass the secondary road, leave money to buy the road.
Le: Then did you give them any money?
Chen: I didn’t give them any money, so I just said, can I get a card?
Bai is so nice The clouds are so blue in the sky, the sand is so beach, and the coconuts are so tree
Wang Han: I am the smartest monk in Daoming Temple - "Yixiu"
Marco: I am the junior brother of the smartest monk Yixiu——"Double Rest"
Youngjun: I am their senior brother——"Heyxiu"
Three people: Our master is famous --"retire".
If you don’t take a shower, you will have erotic waves~~
“How can I be so hot when you are wearing duck feathers?” “I want you, I want you”
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Don’t you try to get hundreds of thousands of dollars here?
I drew a very ugly person
Ask who this is? Some people actually said it was Wang Han Marco’s Baby!
Crazy...
Gently, I left, just as I came gently;
Wave, wave, wave Sleeve, take away all your money~
The most classic line is that host Wang blinked and said: "Do a good thing!"
Hao Er (playing the devil) said fiercely Asked Wang, Ma (playing the Eighth Route Army): "Yours, Eighth Road?!"
Wang, Ma said, "Mine came by the Sixth Road!"
Wosi did it.
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One word of thanks is not enough, so I say two, thank you.
The Yellow Duck sings: Hey, the five-year-old boy next door, your cell phone fell into the river, your wallet fell into the river, your guest fell into the river, your chattering fell into the river. You ugh 匌
Falled into the river~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Marco: Brother, I dreamed yesterday that you wanted to give me a Thousands of dollars!
Wang Han:......(speechless)
Ma: Brother, you will definitely make my dream come true!
Wang :Yes, but I also had a dream yesterday. I dreamed that I gave you the thousand yuan and it made you rich!
(Probably like this...)
There are two seasons in a year: off-season and peak season, I am accurate (Junjun)
Santa Claus is so poor
They drank the cold wind and rode deer through the chimney to return home. There are many Santa Clauses who have died in the line of duty just because they couldn't stand stinky socks
After the angels introduced themselves Then he stepped down
Yellow Duck: "Ah! I was stepped on."
Hard Death: "Oops! You take risks!"
Sandaha: "These women are too cruel."
Huang Xiaoya: "I remember it seemed like two pairs of men's leather shoes."
Recalling... < /p>
When Harder Dead and Sandaha were introducing themselves, they kept dancing because they were blocked by angels
Haderdead Sandaha (the culprit)
Hadeshei: "Little Duck, don't mind so much, you know."
Sandaha: "Let the past be bygones."
Chen Handsome: My hands are very shapely and sexy. I never get chilblains.~
My feet are also very sexy. I am the handsome man now.
Kuya What's the matter? There is a mythical character who is still out of his mind ----- Sun Wukong
Even the fans are just right!
Actually, we are all so good, it's just right. I don't think so. I know how to wash dishes,
I only have two things that I can’t do: I can’t do this, and I can’t do that!
beatuful wonderful powerful
Miluofu Smiling Buddha. . .
Buddha
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
Wang Han looks so funny when he imitates a blind man
It counts as a horoscope, it counts as a love and marriage, it counts as a love and marriage future Acridine
Hong Kong? Isn’t this the goods imported from Xiangtan?
Taiwan? Isn’t this the goods imported from Jingwanzi!
At the time of Coal Dam Has it become a trap for Amai?
I will donate a bucket of water...
Halo~~~
(Shang Wenjie’s issue)
< p>...Wang Han: Let me take a look at your homeworkYoungjun: Look at it, my dear. The French teacher wrote big words on it and I want to keep it.
p>Wang Han: Oh, if it was signed by Teacher Shang, you might as well give it to the principal’s mother
Marco: Show it to me. Show me what it says.... ...Oh, redo everything...
.......Youngjun: No matter how tired you are, you have to endure it, no matter how hot you are, you have to wait for her to finish
Wang Han: Why
Youngjun: My favorite French teacher - Teacher Shang, she is the most charming (mo) teacher in the school
Wang Han: What is the most powerful?
Youngjun: Charming (mo)
Wang Han: That character reads "鬼"
Youngjun: To the most "ghostly" beautiful teacher
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Shang Wenjie: Classmate Chen Xiaoyingjun
Yingjun: Ah
Shang Wenjie: Please translate what je t'aime means
Youngjun :...Ah
Marco: I love you
Youngjun: You are a boy, don’t love me
Marco: I am Saying "I love you"
Youngjun: I told you not to love me but to love me, I'm so proud
Wang Han: "I love you"
< p>Youngjun: You love me too, eh, my luck is really lucky (Wang Han giggled and Ma Ke was speechless)Wang Han: Teacher Shang, please teach me that sentence again< /p>
Shang Wenjie: je t'aime
Wang Han: Me too
Marco: This is not how you get it cheap
Wang Han: How to pick it up?
Marco: Mo aussi Me too
Yingjun: Me too
(White Snake) ... Yingjun: You guys These people have been fussing for a long time. Come on, turn me over.
Wang Han: Ash, look, there is a talking turtle here. Is he sunbathing?
Marco: I think he is practicing yoga
Youngjun: I was flirted with by someone else
Wang Han: How did you flirt?
Yingjun: I can’t figure it out
Marco: Ah Xian, don’t ask so many questions, let’s help him
Yingjun: For the sake of saving me, I’ll tell you something big. Secret
Wang Han Marco: What secret...
Youngjun: Your wives... are two snake monsters
Marco: I know
Wang Han: I’ve known for a long time. Have you read the book <
Marco: You look at this person. I don’t know where the Xinhua Bookstore is. If you haven’t received any cultural influence, just watch it yourself
Handsome and irritable
The Negotiator episode
1 Brother, I My mother told me when I was little that we are all brothers in the world, and you are my brother!
2 Do you want U.S. dollars, Euros, or RMB? Do you want new bills or old bills? Is it a hundred or fifty?
3 Come down first and order some food.
Hanhan said: "Metersbonwe is not out of the ordinary." Stocks." "Anta, I buy at the bottom, I like it." "White plus black, I don't fall asleep when I fall on blue chips during the day, and I fall on blue chips at night, and I sleep well
."
Marco: " You, the audience, please cooperate, you are afraid that it will be easy to make a show."
Wang Han served as the master of ceremonies for Marco and YOYO's wedding, and read:
The bride and groom bowed: thank you for the greatness of reform and opening up Dongfeng!
Two bows from the bride and groom: Thank you, leader******! Three bows from the bride and groom: I have delayed your mahjong work!
Four bows from the bride and groom: Thank you for the red envelopes. Seal!
Five bows for the bride and groom: Make a thin bamboo shoot with handle and root 1
Six bows for the bride and groom: Practice the first kiss for ten minutes!
(Which The fruitful bow!!!
Don’t scream, hear the bow!)
The bride and groom bow seven times: It will hurt my head if I continue doing it!!!!!!!!! !!
Marco: Which province is the most unsuitable for men to get married?
Youngjun: The thrifty men are the least suitable for marriage.. (Everyone was speechless, because it makes sense!)
Youngjun: I have also published an article in the Provincial Planning Newspaper, but it was just a marriage proposal. Why am I not a great writer?,,,,,,,
< p>Postscript: In life, if you smile more, you will be happier! Everyone, please smile more, it is really rare to see people smiling in Shenzhen!