Lines from Fang Qingping's cross talk "Happy Childhood":
I didn't expect that people actually applauded, so it's a good start. In fact, I know in my heart that your applause is to see off the host. I have no name, but just now at the entrance of this theater, a child recognized me: (wiping his nose) "Are you an actor? Are you playing Avatar?" I recognized the wrong person.
Look at these comedians coming on stage, and the applause and laughter from the audience are endless. But here, the dawn here is quiet. (Audience applauds, actor waves) You don’t need to comfort me. Really, I’m used to keeping a low profile. What I’m talking about is not cross talk, but loneliness.
Because I have not been a cross talk material since I was a child. I have been a bit...stupid since I was a child. What a happy childhood this child has now. There are three couples and one child. He can’t speak Chinese yet, so he is enrolled in an English class. When I was a child, there were five brothers in my family, and my father was the only one who made money. Five children only have four pairs of pants, and I always have to stay at home.
What kind of toys does this kid not have now? All electrically charged things, including computers, video games, and electric batons... are not allowed to be played with! When I was a child, there was an electric door at home, but my father wouldn't let me touch it. Now this kid even has an MP8. When I was a kid, I didn’t even have a MP8. My grandma had a walking stick. After she died, I played with it for half a year... I used it to pretend to be Mrs. She.
In the middle of school, there was really no time to play during recess. The class monitor organized us to have a competition to see who could get this head into that desk. I...I was pretty good at it. , I... I got in and couldn't pull it out... I called my dad and took me to the hospital. The teacher in the reception room refused to let me out, saying that the table was the property of the public...
You have to take it off before you can go to the hospital. My dad said if you can take it off, why should we go to the hospital? ! ...I paid the deposit before letting him go. Now the doctor is responsible for the patient. When we were young, the doctor was teasing people. They wanted to amputate my leg from the neck... My father said that beheading had been abolished long ago, so he dragged me and ran away.
Go home. I can’t get on the bus. I carry a table and walk home. The rate of return is 100%... I don’t know what kind of army I am. A neighbor of ours who is a carpenter said he wanted to saw off the table, but I couldn't bear to do it because the school was holding back the deposit. My dad said it would be good to wear a desk to make it easier to do homework. My head is stuffed inside, so I can't see and do my homework. After three days of wearing it, I lost a lot of weight and finally pulled it out.
Extended information:
The cast of "Happy Childhood":
Fang Qingping:
Fang Qingping, August 5, 1970 Born in Beijing in 1999, he is a crosstalk and sketch actor in Mainland China.
Founder of Qingmen Shanghai School in Beijing.
In 1983, 13-year-old Fang Qingping began to learn cross talk, and later partnered with Fu Qiang to start cross talk, but his career did not go well.
Starting in 2000, Fang Qingping turned behind the scenes and studied creative writing with cross talk writer Lian Chunming, and collaborated on works such as "New Night Journey" and "Give Away, Life Will Be Beautiful".
Until 2010, 40-year-old Fang Qingping participated in the 5th CCTV Crosstalk Competition as a crosstalk newcomer, performed stand-up comedy "Happy Childhood", and won the second prize in the crosstalk competition and became well-known to people. .
In February 2013, he appeared on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the first time, performing sketches with Sun Tao, Qin Hailu and Wang Qianhua.
In March, he began to serve as the host of BTV's first Beijing-style talk show "Blurting Out".
In 2014, he starred in the legendary drama "City Hunter" of the Republic of China directed by Huang Mingsheng.
In 2015, he played the role of Yong Yuansheng in the period drama "The Beggar Shopkeeper".
In 2016, he participated in the romantic comedy "Love Me @Don't Go".
In 2018, he participated in "Happy Comedian Season 4" as a replacement comedian.
In 2008, a cross talk auction was held in Tianjin. Fang Qingping signed up to participate but was troubled by the subject matter of the script and no one could perform it. Later, he changed the script to a stand-up comedy and performed with Fu Qiang.
In October 2010, 40-year-old Fang Qingping participated in the 5th CCTV Crosstalk Competition as a crosstalk newcomer. He performed a stand-up comedy "Childhood Past" in the professional group PK competition and won 9.92 Scored high scores and finally got second place in the finals.
At the beginning of 2011, he participated in the Shandong TV Station Online Spring Festival Gala and performed the cross talk "My Internet Life".
In August, he performed his own cross talk work "On Stage and Off Stage" in Nancheng, Beijing.
In October, a special crosstalk performance was held at the Centennial Lecture Hall of Peking University. In it, he performed traditional crosstalk "Yellow Crane Tower" and "Big Double Act" with his master Li Jindou, and talked about "Training the Disciple" with Li Zengrui and Zhao Yan. And performed a 30-minute stand-up piece "My First Half of Life".
"City Hunter" Fang Qingping's poster was exposed. "City Hunter" Fang Qingping's poster was exposed. In 2012, he participated in the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala and performed a stand-up comedy "My Beijing, My Spring Festival Gala".
In January 2013, a Beijing-style talk show was held at the Poly Theater.
In February, he appeared on the stage of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala with Sun Tao, Qin Hailu and Wang Qianhua to perform sketches.
At the end of March, BTV launched the first Beijing-style talk show column "Blurt Out", and he was invited to be the host.
In 2014, he starred in the legendary drama "City Hunter" of the Republic of China directed by Huang Mingsheng, playing the role of a businessman with rare goods.
In 2015, he co-starred with Gu Zhixin, He Bing, and Yang Lixin in the Republic of China drama "The Beggar Shopkeeper", playing the role of Yong Yuansheng.
In 2016, he participated in the romantic comedy "Love Me @Don't Go".