What funny nicknames did you give to your classmates when you were a student?

Everyone’s childhood and school days are a time full of happiness and worth remembering. In my student life, when friends were playing around, they would occasionally call him by his nickname in a playful way. Even good friends would give each other nicknames to express their closeness.

Nickname: A nickname is a name given by others. It usually has a specific meaning, does not necessarily have a surname, and some have strong local color.

Let’s share some of the funny nicknames we once gave to classmates:

A female friend has flat chest. Her boyfriend joked with her and gave her the nickname "Microwave Oven" ".

There is an older brother in the dormitory whose only hobby is sleeping! So everyone calls him "The Leader"!

There is a colleague whose original name is "Luobo Si", but now he has changed his name to the code name in the digital age. The name is "6841414", which means "a trace of radish shreds"

When I was in college, I had a classmate who liked to sleep in class. He would snore very loudly when he was sleeping, so everyone called him Cannon!

I have a classmate because the first letter of her name in Chinese Pinyin is F, so we call her F2.

One classmate named Zhang because she was extremely fat. "Big Hippopotamus" later evolved into "Brother Ma" after hundreds of millions of years. In the same way, a man named Potato finally evolved into "Brother Tu" ^-^

When I was in school, I jokingly called a classmate "the third person without sex and the second one" ". Taking the meaning of "Three Wus" as "boring, shameless, and scoundrel", human beings are inherently good by nature, and they are unique in their nature.

In middle school, the most straightforward nickname given to boys who are less than 176cm is: root number 3

There is a classmate below who was very good at telling dirty jokes in high school, so he named him " "Old Huang". Later, it developed to the point where he not only told it himself, but also mobilized "underachieving" classmates to tell dirty jokes together, so he was renamed ""teaching porn"".

Okay, I have shared so much, I hope you can be happy, come on .

(1) When I was in high school, there was a girl in my class who changed boyfriends frequently. Instead of being ashamed of it, she felt proud of it. Everyone secretly called her "Everyone". "Brother Zhou".

(2) When I was in college, I had a roommate who was very interesting. He skipped classes and slept during the day. He was very energetic at night and played games all night long. He was very energetic at night and played games all night long. Then he slept during the day the next day. We gave him a very nice name - "Ye Lai Huan" (3) In high school, there was a top student in our class. He always ranked first in his grade in exams. Later, this top student had a beautiful girlfriend, and we gave her a very loud nickname - "First Lady"

(4) There is one. The junior high school classmate's surname was Gong, so he was nicknamed Husband. As a result, the whole class boldly called him Husband. However, whenever a female classmate called him a nickname, he happily agreed: Oh. ~Hey~ I’ll listen if you call me twice.

(5) In college, a female classmate had a flat chest. Her classmates joked with her and gave her the nickname "Microwave". But I heard that the outcome was disastrous.

Strange things

Monster - why do you call him a monster? He is so ugly

Old fool - actually he is not stupid at all, he is too smart. , so he is called Laohan.

In fact, he is not big at all, just because he talks nonsense.

Actually, let me tell you, the monster is mine. Nickname.

There is a slim, short boy in the same school and class who is very smart and naughty. He sings very beautifully and melodiously. He has a very special power that is still puzzling: he As long as you run close to the chickens, all the chickens will freeze and stop moving. Therefore, if anyone in the whole yard can't catch the chicken, call him and he will be captured immediately.

I gave him the nickname "Weasel", so people later thought his surname was Huang!

There was also a person who was blown up by firecrackers, and his face was stained. We gave him the nickname "Huali Leopard"

Fire Cloud Evil God, ah Mom,

When I was studying in Kaifeng, I was only 18 years old and in my youth. The classmates in my class gave each other nicknames and nicknames. I remember the funniest thing was that Ge Dawei, a classmate in my class, simply removed the Wei and turned it into a pimple. It’s still ridiculous when I think about it now. And classmate Hou Zhaoyi, whenever I see her, I call her Little Monkey