Network Sayings

1. It’s really a piece of sandpaper that wiped my butt - I missed something.

2. It’s really a day study for a tortoise - the tortoise couldn’t help laughing.

3. It’s really like hanging water bottles on the plane - playing at a high level.

4. It’s really a fart under the quilt - you can smell it and cover it.

5. Wu Jing really stepped on Jay Chou - Jing stepped on Jay Chou.

6. It’s true that sparrows eat crickets—birds eat crickets.

7. It’s really the old lady who got into bed——it made me laugh.

8. It’s really a panda ordering takeout—the bamboo shoots are at home.

9. It’s really like a heifer flying on a plane – the cow is in the sky.

10. It’s really an old lady’s foot wrap—stinky and long.

11. It’s really a high jump in the toilet - passing feces.

12. It’s really an old lady climbing stairs - she can’t do it without help.

13. It’s true that nine out of ten things are understood - nothing is understood at all.

14. It’s really a thorn in the side of the house—I think of myself as the master.

15. It’s really brilliant to light up the lights on the plane.

16. It’s really a zebra’s head—very clear and logical.

17. Belly button fart-how did you make the sound?

18. Old faucet - really rusty.

19. The Jade Emperor farts - aura.

20. Sitting on the bench with bare buttocks - being disciplined.

21. A blind man making ramen - nonsense.

22. Narcissus does not bloom - pretend to be garlic.

23. Fairy farts - extraordinary.

24. The handle of the large wardrobe is uneasy - stingy.

25. It’s true that Kennedy was riding in a convertible - a lot of imagination

26. Killing cattle with a knife - a small material makes a big difference

27. Online love - Whoever you love is who you are.

28. Posting online - knocking here and there.

29. Naming the chat room—don’t act like a senior.

30. Talking nonsense on the Internet - no one knows anyone.

31. Online crush - looking at flowers in the fog.

32. Internet crash - start all over again.

33. Online love - deep love (online).

34. Online matches—not real couples.

35. It’s no different when a girl calls her mm.

36. Rookie surfing the Internet - dizzy.