Part 1 of some very advanced homophone jokes on Zhihu
1. The WeChat group of Little Rabbit and Little Bear was disbanded. Little Bear had a private chat with Little Rabbit and said not to create any more. Did you hear that? Goodbye...
2. "I might be a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"
3. There is a little mouse who has stayed at home for too long and wants to go out. Digging in the soil, its mother sighed when she saw it, oh, it’s really a waste of love
4. Usually good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats.
5. Xiao Ming had a fight with his mother, and Xiao Ming rushed out of the door angrily, so there was no door to Xiao Ming’s house.
6. The little animals had a dinner together, but the little elephant was very angry. It turned out that this was a weather bureau.
7. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green, why? Because Tiger has a Green Lion certificate.
8. If you don’t even kiss me, why are you kissing me? Tsingtao Beer?
9. If you don’t like me and I don’t like it, who will I send the selfie to?
10. I drove past a small mud puddle. The splashing water in the small mud puddle made a loud noise. It turned out to be loud mud.
11. One day, the little duck was reading a book. The mother duck said to close the book after dinner, close it, close it, did you hear it?
12. The little duck asked the mother duck: "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck said: "Webbed". The duck covered his face and burst into tears: "If you don't tell me, why don't you tell me?" You're making fun of me."
13. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay compensation, go find Huang Ting to pick it up.
14. If you don’t even pay attention to me, why are you paying attention to a barber shop?
15. It doesn’t matter if you are tall. When you meet me, do you still have to bend down and talk to me?
16. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Do you love Qiyi?
17. He was afraid of the dark and obtained a night avoidance certificate.
18. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!
19. What will the Want Want Snow Cake turn into when it gets hot? Want Want Senbei.
20. Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? Why should I pick up that thing when I have time! Part 2 of some very advanced homophone jokes on Zhihu
21. When the emperor returned from a private visit incognito, the empress dowager asked, "Are my children tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "my...my name" Is it lilei? ”
22. If Wang Zhiqian doesn’t give you a change, let’s ask Cai Yuan to pay for it.
23. If the mobile phone has a large memory, it can store a lot of self-confidence, and then know its own changes: the sea of ????memory confidants.
24. I want to take you to eat roasted purple sweet potato, and then whisper in your ear "I am purple sweet potato and you".
25. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?
26. The crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" Huh? "Crab felt aggrieved: "No, I'm Crab!"
27. The two men were playing chess, and the child said: Master, your car is gone. Uncle: What kind of car? This is called JU. Child: Oh, uncle, you were ridden away by yourself.
28. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!
29. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boredom.
30. During the festival, the little white rabbit angrily said to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why don’t you give them to me? The little deer said pitifully: Because I am a sika deer.
31. I went to buy Roujiamo and asked the boss to add more spicy food. As soon as I took a bite, it fell to the ground and was stained with mud. I cried. It turned out that this is called "spicy buns like mud."
32. Before his death, Yu Gong said to his son: "Move the mountains, move the mountains." The son said: "Sparkling."
33. If you want to quit cola, it is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. After drinking it, you will sigh, "It's so sour!" Sigh sour drinks!
34. When I think of him entangled with that snake every day, I can't help entangled with him.
35. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why. He said aggrievedly: "I just wanted to take two photos of the stunned shark with her." . ”
36. Why aunt never sweats, because aunt is afraid of leaving aunt sweat.
37. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I have classes with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?
38. It is said that when Ruda pulled up a weeping willow tree upside down, he was so frightened that the flowers nearby closed up, so others called him "Flower Closed".
39. While I was eating, there was a power outage. I quickly took a few mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, could this be the legendary "Pala La La" light?
40. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled in a hurry. When he encountered a cliff on the road, Zhang Fei shouted, "Lord, rein in your horse!" Liu Bei: I am happy to be your mother! Recommendation of advanced humorous homophonic jokes
Advanced humorous homophonic jokes (Part 1)
1. The emperor returned from a private visit incognito, and the empress dowager asked when they met, "My son, are you tired from this trip?" "The emperor was shocked and said, "My...my name is lilei?"
2. Pumpkin, Ziya and Peanut were good friends. One day, Peanut asked them to play. Pumpkin asked Peanut, who else was there? , Peanut said, I am Ziya and you, did you hear that? I belong only to you.
3. Xiao Wang didn’t know how to cross the river. After searching on Baidu, he actually got there by ferry.
4. The weather is so hot, we will always get to know each other.
5. If you don’t even hold my hand, then why are you holding it? Holding Guanyin’s hand?
6. A little duck said to the chick: "I like you" The chicken said to the duck: "You don't have to".
7. The crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he was out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said aggrievedly: "No, I am a crab!"
8. I am a condensed milk bun and I lost my temper today.
9. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!
10. My uncle cut off his head and became fierce because he turned into a vulture.
11. Do you know why seagulls stop calling when they arrive in Europe? Because Parisian gulls are mute.
12. The child’s chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The child said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
13. Beautiful women’s rooms are usually messy. After all, they are beautiful women in messy rooms.
14. You don’t even think about me. Then what do you think about, Chanel?
15. It is normal not to reply to messages. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?
16. Once upon a time there was a little duck, it was very short and was called a mud duck. A duck in the class came up and said: What a short mud duck.
17. The mother sparrow asked the little sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair are you wearing today?" The little sparrow said, "Chirp, chirp." The mother replied, "Chirp, chirp, chirp."
18. Luti What he said was very touching. Everyone said that he was very touching and wise.
19. It is said that when Ruda pulled up a weeping willow tree upside down, he was so frightened that the flowers nearby closed up, so others called him "Flower Closed".
20. The little duck asked the mother duck: "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck said: "Webbed". The duck covered his face and burst into tears: "If you don't tell me, why don't you tell me?" "What a joke." Advanced humorous homophone jokes (Part 2)
21. "I have a surprising job." "What?"
22. If you can’t find a stirring tool when making milk, you can use a key. The inventor of this method is Li Bai. There are words to prove it: The key can make milk. I want to learn from Li Bai.
23. I am a little sheep. I was sheared today and I lost my sheep.
24. It rained and I stepped on the mud. The mud hurt me and I fell. I hate mud. Did you hear me? I hate mud.
25. We cannot let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop to practice courage every day, and we cannot let people who are afraid of ghosts go shopping in Guijie every day.
26. One day I found a little bit of dust on my body. I slapped it hard but it couldn’t fall off. The dust wouldn’t go away. The dust wouldn’t go away. Did you hear that? You can’t go back.
27. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled in a hurry. When he encountered a cliff on the road, Zhang Fei shouted, "Lord, rein in your horse!" Liu Bei: I am happy to be your mother!
28. The most annoying thing is when people ask me how much my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?
29. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.
30. I drove past a small mud puddle. The splashing water in the small mud puddle made a loud noise. It turned out to be loud mud.
31. My stomach hurts in the middle of the night. I said, "Wei, can you calm down a little bit?" Wei said, "My name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun."
32. If Huang Ting can't find it, go find Li Da.
33. The difference between female celebrities and me is that they don’t eat even when they are hungry, but I eat even when I’m not hungry.
34. You don’t even hurt me, so why does it hurt? Tengger?
35. One day the little duck was reading a book and another little duck said he wanted to eat quickly. Can the good duck and the good duck reconcile with the good duck?
36. In the zoo, a tiger turned a lion green. The lion was very angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.
37. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very similar. One was called home and the other was called out. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case sheet and asked who the sick one belonged to. Take a closer look. , I am a turtle at home.
38. Xiao Ming felt unwell and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat is inflamed" and his throat said "Hi"
39. m and n fought and m finally admitted that he was wrong because m sorry.
40. When Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me? Advanced humorous homophone jokes (Part 3)
41. Two adults are playing chess, and the child: Uncle, your car is gone. Uncle: What kind of car? This is called JU. Child: Oh, uncle, you were ridden away by yourself.
42. What song was Yugong singing when he moved the mountains? Moving mountains, shining brightly.
43. Guoba and Niba are good friends. One day Niba went to Guoba’s house to play. Guoba asked who are you. Who are you? Niba said I am Niba. I am Niba. Did you hear that? I am your father.
44. Guo Donglin suddenly had kidney stones. His agent called his wife: Donglin had kidney stones. His wife was stunned: Want to see the sea?
45. Today I went to an island called Buavojiura Island.
46. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said: "Hey, I'm a giraffe.
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47. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear me? Don’t scatter, don’t scatter.
48. I seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I’ll help you lose weight. Let’s stop eating meat.
49. You don’t even reply to me, what are you replying to, the temptation to go home?
50. .Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general said angrily: "How dare you petrify a humble wife!" "Medusa: "Hate...hate to scare other birds?"
51. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out. It's so knee-jerk, so knee-jerk. Did you hear that? It's such a pity.
52. I am a very easy person to get along with. If I don’t get along well, I will find the reason myself.
53. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos and went to the police station. The police asked him why, and he said aggrievedly: "I just wanted to take two photos of the shark with her. ”
54. One day, the duck confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don’t have to.
55. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because They often say, you should lose weight.
56. I said to the crow’s feet at the corners of my eyes: We have to bounce around
57. The crab accidentally hit a loach when he went out for a walk. Very angry: "Are you blind?" " Crab felt aggrieved: "No, I am Crab! "
58. If you don't even taste me, what should you taste? Is it good?
59. I went to school today and the teacher asked me where I was right in the book and where I failed.
60. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating cheese from a child. It turns out that this is called elephant eating cheese. Some humorous jokes made of homophonic jokes from daily life
Part 1 of some humorous jokes made of homophonic jokes from daily life
1. Yong Qi helped Huang Ama give her a bath, and she actually got mud from the bath.
2. .SpongeBob was fired by Mr. Krabs. Spongebob said with tears: "Mr. Krabs..." Mr. Krabs: "You're welcome."
3. It doesn't matter if you are tall, you don't have to bend down and follow me when you meet me. Me talking?
4. Once upon a time, there was a little duck, which was called a duck. A duck in the class came up and said: "What a short duck." "Maybe it's a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"
6. Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his mobile phone.
7. One day, Little Bear buys I had an ice cream. The sun was like fire. The ice cream melted and fell to the ground. The little bear said: "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." "Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
8. Find Ouyang Xiu.
9. During the festival, the little white rabbit angrily said to the deer: Look, Other girls can receive flowers, why don't you give them to me? Xiao Lu said pitifully: Because I am a sika deer.
10. Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and treated Xiao Longnu. Said: Don't look at me just suppressing the itch, Xiao Longnu received: Green... green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?
11. Question: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? : Enjoy it!
12. The doctor gave me some pills, but I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out.
13. Conan has been pampering Xiaolan, he is really a master of doting on orchids.
14. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. Hahaha, I am a reflex fox. .
15. The name of the doctor who helped Wang Dalu give birth must be Columbus, because he discovered the New World.
16. Why is the door handle of the company conference room broken? I was so angry that I broke it.
17. I went to buy Roujiamo and asked the boss to add more spicy food. As soon as I took a bite, it fell to the ground and got muddy. I cried. It turned out that it was called "spicy steamed bun". Like mud”.
18. The clothes are wrinkled and I can’t even iron them with an iron. I said don’t wrinkle them, don’t wrinkle them. Did you hear me? Don't go. Part 2 of some humorous jokes made of homophonic jokes using life jokes
19. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" The father did not hear, but the mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom." Bi, why are you laughing?" Her mother slapped her.
20. You don’t even like me, what do you like? Xizhilang?
21. My neighbor was singing in KTV at home. I heard the sound was quite loud, so I asked what brand the microphone was. He said it was louder. I ate a grilled oyster and it had no taste at all. , I cried while eating, it turned out that these were oysters without ingredients.
22. One day the elephant ate ice cream. He ate a lot and the more he ate, the more he felt like vomiting. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired of it. The elephant is tired of it."
23. I drove past a small mud puddle. The splashing water in the small mud puddle made a loud noise. It turned out to be loud mud.
24. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. It turns out that this is called oysters like mud.
25. Just after taking the pills given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I picked up a few dates with chopsticks. After eating, I felt anxious. It turned out that I was taking the pills with chopsticks and dates.
26. One day, the elk got lost, so he called the giraffe and said: "Wai, I'm lost!"
27. Zhuge Liang burned Red Cliff and borrowed the east wind. After eight times, it becomes Zhu Bajie!
28. Coix works as barley, and Xiaoding does Xiaodingdang.
29. One day the little duck was reading a book. The mother duck said to close the book after dinner, close it, close it, did you hear it?
30. Even I don’t like it, so what do you like? Sponsors?
31. While I was eating, the power went out. I quickly took a few mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, could this be the legendary "Pak La La" light?
32. Boys nowadays are really interesting. They talk about showing off when watching a movie with a girl. I have classes with more than fifty girls. Did I say anything?
33. I didn’t bring any books to class today. The teacher asked me where the books were. Yeah, where did I lose?
34. The little deer took pictures of the little rabbit, but couldn't take any pictures. The little deer asked the little rabbit to jump, "You are too short." The little rabbit was so anxious that he wanted to cry, "I'm not short, I'm not that little." Not short either”
35. When the Wangwang snow cake feels hot, it will turn into a Wangwang quilt.
36. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not apricots, not melons, not dew, but Nanren. Part 3 of some humorous jokes made of homophonic jokes using daily life jokes
37. Why is Chang'e so fickle? Answer: Because her name is change
38. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?
39. Beautiful women’s rooms are usually messy, after all, they are messy rooms. beautiful woman.
After calculation, something worth 40.100 yuan becomes 40 yuan. Perhaps this is a 40% discount calculation.
41. We cannot let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop to practice courage every day, and we cannot let people who are afraid of ghosts go shopping in Guijie every day.
42. Two adults are playing chess. The child: Uncle, your rook is gone. Uncle: What kind of car? This is called JU. Child: Oh, uncle, you were ridden away by yourself.
43. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked and found out that peanuts are good things.
44. That day, the light next to the bedroom at home was flashing. I called the maintenance technician. What question did he ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too bright" and he said: "Catch the vine of love?"
45. If Wang Zhiqian doesn't change it, let Cai Yuan pay for it.
46. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because they often say, "You should lose weight."
47. Question: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? Answer: Because vampires like blood that is not spicy.
48. A duckling said to the chicken: "I like you". The chicken said to the duckling: "You don't have to, duck."
49. One day, several classmates were eating in the cafeteria, and a Qing palace drama was playing on the TV in the hall. After finishing the meal, I wanted to wipe my mouth, but found that there was no paper, so I asked the classmates who had paper. The climax came, and the words just Falling, a long and soft eunuch's voice came to mind from the TV, "The Emperor has a decree."
50. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked and found out that it was a good thing.
51. Yan Zi sent Chu, and Yan Zi was humiliated and left. When a minister who knew Yan Zi heard about it, he hurriedly chased him: "Yan Zi! Yan Zi! Take him away! How can I live without you!" "
52. There was a piece of glass. It was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from the building and said: Good night, I broke it!
53. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it, oh, it was really a waste of love
54. She was so hungry. , so he had to hold his fist and hit his stomach to help himself vent his hunger. Part 4 of some humorous jokes made of homophonic jokes using daily life jokes
55. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck has mud.
56. There is a group of little ducks looking at the moon, but the moon is always not round. One little duck whispered: It is not round and bright, it is not round and bright. Did you hear that? I don’t forgive you.
57. If you don’t come to me to talk about love, then what are you talking about? Talk about crow’s feet.
58. No one understands you, is it aggrieved? Do you think anyone understands the math problem? Is it aggrieved?
59. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so he Kindness is like crab-boiled dragon kindness.
60. Asked Shihou when he misses home the most, he answered: Late at night, why? Because in the dead of night, the stone monkey is homesick.
61. One day m and n had a fight, and m finally apologized because m sorry!
62. I accidentally stepped on an ant to death. The little ant said aggrievedly, "That's the queen ant, woo woo woo, we don't have a queen ant anymore."
63. Pumpkin, Purple Potato and Peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut asked them to play. Pumpkin asked Peanut, who else is there? Peanut said, I, Purple Potato, are with you, did you hear that? I belong only to you.
64. Even I don’t care, so what do you care? Hulunbuir?
65. Bowl and chopsticks are good friends. When the bowl dies, the chopsticks say sadly: Wan is safe.
66. Doraemon has no neck because he cares about hygiene, because his blue neck has mud.
67. If you don’t even care about me, why are you going to the barber shop?
68. I haven’t washed my hair in four days at home. It turns out that I have sexy oiliness.
69. The most annoying thing is when people ask me how much my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?
70. I have been short since I was a child. When I grow up, I am still short. Still short. Still short. Did you hear it? Still love.
Some fun and funny homophonic memes
Some fun and funny homophonic memes (Part 1)
1. Xiao Ming felt unwell and went to the doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat inflammation" Throat: "Hi"
2. If you don't even kiss me, why would you kiss and burn your mouth?
3. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant: "How do you get back to the ant nest?" The other ant said: "Take the Smiling or...very silent"
4. The crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said aggrievedly: "No, I am a crab! ”
5. I can’t say beautiful words, but I am speaking beautifully.
6. You didn’t stay up all night, so what did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?
7. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it, Berry, you can't do it."
8. The mother sparrow asked the little sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair are you wearing today?" The little sparrow said, "Chirp, chirp." The mother replied: "Chirp, chirp, chirp."
9. Ugly Talent has a target, Midea sells air conditioners.
10. If you don’t even hold my hand, then why are you holding it? Holding Guanyin’s hand?
11. Two uncles are playing chess, and the child: Uncle, your car is gone. Uncle: What kind of car? This is called JU. Child: Oh, uncle, you were ridden away by yourself.
12. If you don’t even want me, then what do you want? Food?
13. It rained and I stepped on the mud. The mud hurt me and I fell. I hate mud. Did you hear me? I hate mud.
14. I am a weight loss medicine. I can make people lose weight.
15. Omelette fell in love with Poached Egg. It took the guitar and walked downstairs to Poached Egg’s house and sang: This is a little love song about Omelette.
16. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it, oh, it is really draining the soil.
17. It rained well today. It was raining heavily. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear me? Don’t scatter. Don’t scatter.
18. The mother sparrow smelled the little sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to have today, baby?" The little sparrow said: "Chirp~"
19. Even I don't cherish it, but you do. What? Zhen Huanzhuan?
20. Once upon a time, there was an illiterate person who was walking. As he walked, he suddenly became literate. It turned out that he came to a crossroads. Some fun and funny homophone sentences (Part 2)
21. We can’t just feel the pulse of the times ourselves and not let your mother feel Wang Yibo. I have been thinking about giving it a go for life all day long, and then I turned around and asked my mother to give it a go."
22. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about Zhang Yide’s love in history, how much Liu Bei and Guan Yu liked it .
23. I still hate you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the next door.
24. One day I found a little dust on my body and I shook it off hard. If it doesn’t go away, it won’t go away. Did you hear it?
25. Hello everyone, I am a crab. I have no claws.
26. Even I don’t care, what do you care? Hulunbuir?
27. One day, the boy was wiping the table and accidentally wiped two ants to death. A little ant came and the boy asked it: "Little Ant, where are your parents? "The little ant said: "You wiped it to death"
28. I didn't bring a book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was, so where did I lose?
29. Help Wang Dalu The doctor who delivered the baby must have been named Columbus, because it was he who discovered the New World.
30. I have a surprising job” “What?” ""Digging for lotus roots"
31. In the dead of night, every time I want to ask myself how I managed to balance my studies and feelings.
32. One day, Tudou learned After reading the fortune teller, I made a sign on the street. As soon as I yelled twice, Suan came over angrily and fried Tudou’s sign to pieces. As he left, he said fiercely to Tudou: You are shouting Suan. Try it!
33. "What do you think a piece of glass will say about jumping off a building?" "What?" "Good night, I'm sorry." "
34. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled in a hurry. When he encountered a cliff on the road, Zhang Fei shouted, "Lord, please rein in your horse! Liu Bei: I am happy." Your mother!
35. I bought a steamed bun on the road. When I went back to eat it, I couldn’t stop crying. It turned out to be a good steamed bun!
36. You even I don’t love it, so what do you love? Einstein
37. I accidentally stepped on an ant to death. The little ant said aggrievedly, that’s the queen ant, woo woo woo, we don’t have ants.
38. Men are not lustful, so what? Are you good?
39. I said that I liked Li Bai’s poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family fell into disgrace. I can’t access the Internet anymore.
40. When I got home yesterday, my mother said: “Oh, there’s something on my pants that I can’t wash off.” “Oh, it looks like it’s splashed with mud.” Some fun and funny homophone sentences (Part 3)
41. The song Omelette sings to Poached Egg to confess her love is "This is a little love song for Omelette~"
42. I bought a piece of clothing today and I feel comfortable wearing it. Have you heard me?
43. I know how to put myself in someone else’s shoes while studying, but my deskmate doesn’t agree.
44. You don’t even love me. , what do you love, do you love Qiyi?
45. There was a quail who went to the dance late, so everyone called him ~ Wan Quail
46. You can’t even talk to me. It doesn’t hurt, why does it hurt? Tengger?
47. The coal can’t light up, it turns out to be a fault with the coal.
48. I washed some dates today and they were packed together. The results were scattered when I washed them. Did you hear that the dates were scattered?
49. You don’t even think about me, what are you thinking about? Do you want to die?
50. If you don’t even reply to me, what are you replying to, the temptation to go home?
51. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you are blowing to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! !
52. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught the whole summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said: "I can't say that I hate it, but I just like it at all?
53. Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?
54. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. You are all in my heart."
55. Before his death, Yu Gong said to his son: "Move mountains." "Moving mountains," the son said: "It's shining brightly."
56. There was a piece of bread walking on the road, and my foot suddenly sprained while walking. It turned out to be a croissant.
57. The most annoying thing is when people ask me how much my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?
58. In the zoo, a tiger turned a lion green. The lion was very angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.
59. The doctor prescribed some pills to me. I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out with a bang. It turned out to be Haoxiangchu pills.
60. Look, I have two erasers here, but you don’t. Why? Because you don’t have a partner (oak).