The waiter said, "Please write down the name of the company."
elder sister replied, "Write it on the money!"
2. It is difficult to buy a train ticket. I went to the station to buy a ticket ten days before the pre-school holiday. When I was waiting in line, I heard a brother ask the conductor if there was a bus to Shanghai. The conductor calmly said to the speaker: Yes, there is a bus, but the ticket is gone.
3. Feng Gong: "Audience friends, I miss you so much. Did you add me to Weibo?"
Jiang Kun: "With the great development of the times and the great progress of science and technology, alas, I also used a new gadget recently, called Weibo."
Huang Hong: "The Internet is so popular that everyone is wearing a scarf. If you find a college lover, don't tell your wife."
Guo Donglin: "Wife, I really didn't add her to Weibo first!" "
4. gay friends can't be contacted. He dialed his mobile phone number in a hurry. When he heard the voice coming from the mobile phone, he burst into tears-"The subscriber you dialed has stopped calling".
5. The editor of a publishing house received a manuscript from a young novelist one day, together with the novel manuscript, a large box of almond candy.
After reading the manuscript, the editor wrote back a letter to her: "Your almond candy is delicious. We will accept it, and only send it in the future."
6. My buddy's online name is "Because the egg hurts, so".
Every time he gets off the line, the system prompts me: Your friend is off the line because of an egg pain!