God, I can't wash the sea in Japan.
Raise your hand if you love me, or stand upside down if you don't love me!
4. At least it's a man, named like Little Shenyang.
A big river is wide, and the wind blows rice flowers on both sides.
6, ugly, but ugly is special, especially ugly!
7, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.
8, music alone is not as good as music, epilepsy is not as crazy as people.
9. Money is like a hundred flowers blooming! It's not easy to make up the change!
10, slipped on the banana peel, and then trampled it.
1 1, you dare to say that you have a high IQ without turning your head.
12, quasi-lawyers are also lawyers, rotten eggs are not eggs?
13, either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.
14, as the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day.
15. If I speak first, will the days still flow like water?
16, it is not good to give the opponent the right to speak, it is robbed.
17, earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.
18, everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.
19, 1 10,000,1100,000 are all the same, because I don't have it!
20. life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.
2 1, I really didn't know it on purpose, you can format me!
22. Some things are only worth remembering. Some people can only be passers-by
23. Without happiness, the smile is still there. There are no fairy tales, and childhood is still there.
24. A computer without internet is like a bird without wings and Wukong without a golden hoop.
25, if it really flows into the sewer, it is estimated that it is already in the Pacific Ocean.
26. The noise in the world is all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.
27, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.
28. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.
29. When fate comes, all deliberate pandering is unnecessary.
30. Can you hit such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?
3 1, everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend to be serious!
32. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.
33. What is it to go to college without a girlfriend?
34. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders being like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates being like pigs.
35. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?
According to her cooking level, there are bugs in the dish and wire in the fan.
37. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops!
38. If you raise the dust on the road surface and make the cement muddy, the ups and downs will be different. When will you meet?
Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
40. I remember that you used to be the top, but now how did you become the bottom?
4 1, life has no rehearsal, and it has been broadcast live since the moment you were born.
42. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here.
43. I am not the legendary robot cat. I can't take what you want out of my pocket!
44. I'm not a locust, I'm not a centipede, I only love my brother, perfect feelings.
45. I stood in heaven and leaned over and stared at you, just as you stared at me with a little sadness.
46. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, ask Brother Zeng to come back to life.
Unrequited love is not allowed in ipartment. If someone has love, will they speak out boldly?
48. You are sheep tone. You went astray at first, and you can't run back, can you?
49, life is like a play, love one, getting married and having children is another. This is normal.
50. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.
5 1. Marriage without love will become a pantomime, and marriage with love will become a farce.
Whenever you want to cry, you stand on your head so that your tears won't flow.
53. I am a stream that flows forward forever, stream, stream, and never stops.
You must call me tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
55. Don't go, please stay, and don't make me feel sad. Don't you think it's not enough to hurt me like this?
56. The price has gone up, and my back is hard. Even my tone of voice is different from before.
57. Since it is in case, we should cherish 9999/10000.
The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him.
59. The word love is magical. The top is taken from the changing state, and the bottom is taken from the changing state.
60. Excuse me, do you know where the horn tip is? I need to find it and hide in it to calm down. .
Love Apartment 3 Philosophical Quotations
1, either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.
I will spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda.
I will definitely be cut into potato chips.
4, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms open, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums open.
Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.
6. Hard life needs no explanation!
7. Being dead is not terrible. It's terrible to sit here and die.
8, music alone is not as good as music, epilepsy is not as crazy as people.
9. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.
10, losing face is a good thing.
Yes, I like Ceng Xiaoxian very much. You bit me!
12, have you seen Flower Girl, who is forty years old?
13, the Chinese character is not hard enough to put on the dragon robe.
14, it is better for a person to have fun than to have fun with others, and epilepsy is better than madness.
15. What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card.
16, is this long and handsome like me?
17, it's not good to quarrel, fight!
18, turn off the pigeon, in the Jianghu, My Fair Lady, what are you doing?
19, a big river is wide, and the wind blows rice flowers on both sides.
20, three waves mantra: romance, waste, screaming.
2 1, I'll call you next time I get married.
22. The noise in the world is all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.
As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day.
24. I am a knife mouth and an axe heart!
25. There are worms in vegetables and wires in the fan.
26, giving the right to speak to the opponent's play is not good, it is robbing.
27. Boss Du: Singing is also an artist.
28. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and all the way sparks with lightning.
29. Yifei's suitor: You have spent all your money, so get a certificate!
30. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't you call?
3 1, I will die in a dozen different ways.
32. Slip on a banana peel and trample it.
33. Can you hit such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?
34. When I say salty, I don't mean the saints in Ceng Xiaoxian, but salted eggs.
35. Love is a cage, and the only way to reduce the sentence is to let go.
Bet me, it's not what you want, it's what I have.
37. I used to swear like a lamp. If I talk to him again, the light will go out.
38. It is not good to trust girls. Girls who are gentle on the surface often hide a violent heart.
39. courier brother: at that time, he wanted to tease me and didn't wear it.
40. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Ceng Xiaoxian: Yes, yes!
4 1. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.
42. Ceng Xiaoxian: What a lone star in Dreadwind! He was stood up for his second marriage.
43. You are sheep tone. You ran away from the beginning. You can't run back, can you?
44. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders being like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates being like pigs.
45. I am a born actor. From small to large, I saw beautiful MM eyes are round.
46. Zhang Wei: Are you satisfied? Meijia: My mother is Manchu. My father is an orc.
47. Huang Hui Feng: You think I'm a liar. We intellectuals have integrity!
48. The word love is amazing. The top is taken from the changing state, and the bottom is taken from the changing state.
How can you say that he is crazy? If you have a brain, too.
50, people can't hang on a tree, try to die several times in a few nearby trees.
5 1, Yifei: Do you know what is the premise of self-defense? Zhanbo: The thicker the meat, the more you fight.
You must call me tonight, or I will write your name on the tablet.
53. In our place, boys are interested in girls and will say leave a phone number!
54. Meijia: I didn't even have a female brother or sister when I went to college. If I don't do my job, what is it?
55. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, ask Brother Zeng to come back to life.
If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip. .
57. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?
58. The original apology can be made with a watch, a box of sashimi and a balloon.
59. In class, it is always the teacher who tells the teacher that students are students and that people and ghosts are different. Need to communicate?
60. Meijia: Even if you don't have a flower head, you have to borrow a reason, otherwise you won't get started. Zi Qiao: That also depends on whether there are any signs.
Quoted from ipartment.
1, Zi Qiao: Pigs and dogs dare to call themselves teachers these days, don't they, Ceng Laoshi?
2. Zi Qiao: Whenever I find the key to success, someone always changes the lock.
3. Zi Qiao: Never discriminate against crazy people, but we have different world views.
4. Fairy: I'll go to your grandmother's banana peel. Let's open this product to the outside world.
5. Yifei: My surname is Hu, and I am an unruly Hu.
6, a fly: As the saying goes, you can't thaw without a microwave oven!
7. Fairy: Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. Ceng Xiaoxian once again lit up life! .
8. Fairy: Believe me, drunk Ceng Xiaoxian is super handsome, and 24K is pure handsome.
9. Yifei: If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.
10, Meijia: I killed you with a mouthful of salty soda (representative of Meijia).
1 1, Yifei: You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
12, Yifei: I think it is completely unreliable. China's men's soccer World Cup victory is almost as outrageous as yours!
13, Yifei: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?
14, Yifei: Gee, you've written the word depressed on your face. You really can't tell if you can't read.
15, Xiaoxian: I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!
16, Zi Qiao: Phelps' special waterproof machine for the cottage, the cottage machine, is the cow.
17, Yifei: Come and worship my new hat, Guan Gu: Wow, Yo Yo: Zan Xiaoxian: Beautiful.
18, Xiaoxian: Yifei ~ Xiaofeifei ~ ~ Feifei Feifei ~ ~ (. Haha ~ ~ Is there such a girl? )
19, Xiaoxian: Are there any normal people here? If a brain-dead person can fly, is this an airport?
20. Xiaoxian: Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.
2 1, Xiaoxian: The worst thing is not the content, but that they don't realize the content at all. How bad it is.
22. Zi Qiao: All middle-aged women in this world may become my mother-in-law ~
23. Xiaoxian: I agree, I have the final say; If there is any objection, she has the final decision.
24. Meijia: Don't think that the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to talk to you at all.
25. Yifei: He is still a bitch, and inflation can't be expensive.
26. Fairy: Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, this is a group of cows playing with coins for you!
27. Fairy: Never hang yourself from a tree. Try to hang yourself several times on several surrounding trees.
28. Xiaoxian: University teachers flirt with disabled people, and you become popular ~ ~ ~
29. Zi Qiao: This incident tells us that perhaps none of the teachers who gave you employment classes have ever been employed.
30. Zi Qiao: Are you still smart? You are a personal name!
3 1, Xiaoxian: Opportunities rained on me. But I avoided them all.
32. Fairy: Listeners and friends, I'm the good guy and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian. (signboard advertising language. )
33. Meijia: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road!
34. Zi Qiao: You are really a beauty. We can only watch it in the tunnel. Because there are no lights in the tunnel.
35. Zi Qiao: Couples stay, the rent is halved, and water and electricity are free. If you can't get along with anyone, don't get along with money!
Yifei: The good news is that I have good news for you next week.
37. Xiaoxian: You can go in late at noon today.
38. Zi Qiao: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!
39. Yifei: I'll just Google you with Baidu.
40. Zi Qiao: This is your road to success, but it may still be under construction. Put on your helmet.
4 1, Meijia,177,2748, Women's Day, May Day, Children's Day.
42. Youyou: You said it was just in case. What about the remaining 9999?
43. Youyou: Don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it's robbed.
44. Xiaoxian: If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.
45. Yifei: If I don't see that person, I'll make you disappear! The disappearance in the double sense of biology and sociology!
46. Yifei: You are a fool! The world is bigger than what you lack.
47. Fairy: I allow you to walk around in my world, but I will never allow you to run around in my world!
48. Yifei: Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.
49. Youyou: Please, such an old film, you archaeology!
50, leisurely: quarreling is a bad behavior, simply duel!
5 1, Xiaoxian: Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
52. Fairy: Throw away your broken mobile phone. Cameras are worse than onions.
Zi Qiao: You are a well. Both directions are two.
54. Xiaoxian: Parents can't call their children rabbits, because it is genetically unfavorable to parents. (。 Correct ~! )
55. Yifei: I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face now! A vegetable can speak better than you. Do you believe it or not? I'll plant you in a flowerpot now!
56. Zi Qiao: Now your eyes are like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and your eyebrows smell a little like Takeshi Kaneshiro. At first glance, the action of holding beer is very similar to that of Wu Zhenyu. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.
57. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him? Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!
58. Youyou: Please tell the students who are listening to the song in front to be quiet, and don't affect the students who are sleeping behind. (local voice)
Ceng Xiaoxian: Do you want to be rich? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be young forever? Stop dreaming and study hard!
60. Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before we were two years old, our brains were still growing together. Fairy: Yes, and then the doctor gave it to Zhan Bo with a sharp knife.
The complete works of quotations from ipartment.
1, Guangu: There is no time to clear the cemetery, let your coffin recruit people. iPartment Season 3
2, Zi Qiao: My sister has become a wife, and the green hat stays in my heart. iPartment Season 2
3. Fairy: You see, a good man is him, and he is my father. iPartment Season 3
4. Ceng Xiaoxian: What a lone star in Dreadwind. He was stood up for his second marriage. iPartment Season 4
5, Meijia: This Pepe's head was hit by the bedside table! iPartment Season 3
6. Meijia: Foreplay is a cloud, and climax is the key. iPartment Season 3
7. Yifei: You are short of brains! The world is bigger than what you lack. Ipartment 1
8. Lisa: Have you heard? The traffic jam on XX Expressway is like sausage now! Ipartment 1
9. Yifei: This is your road to success, but it may still be under construction. Put on your helmet. Love apartment 2?
10,: 80% played Song, cannon fodder B, rogue C, bandit D. Love apartment 3.
1 1, Zi Qiao: Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is a cow. iPartment Season 3
Zhan Bo: Once upon a time, there was a watchman named Harris. Then he was killed by saint seiya, a saint, and it was over. iPartment Season 3
13, Zhang Wei: When fate comes, all deliberate pandering is superfluous. iPartment Season 4
14, Youyou: I just want to cry, but I can't cry, I can't escape, I want to die, but I can't bear it. iPartment Season 3
15, a big river is wide, and the wind blows rice flowers on both sides. iPartment Season 4
16. What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card. iPartment Season 4
17, Xiaoxian: Confession is only the primary stage, and the advanced stage is waiting for you to confess to me. iPartment Season 3
18, Meijia: Did you press the toilet in the kitchen or put the stove in the toilet? Ipartment 1
19, Meijia: I hate books, so I have to cram for them temporarily. iPartment Season 3
20. Chen Xiaohua: My heart has always reserved an acre of land for her. iPartment Season 3
2 1, lovelorn is normal, often divorced! Ipartment 1
22, Meijia: kidney calculi is a minor illness, and it hurts. It's really terrible. iPartment Season 3
23. Guangu: The stars can go up the wall and up to the kang. iPartment Season 3
24. Youyou: You yourself said it was just in case. What about the remaining19.99 million? iPartment Season 3
25. There are worms in vegetables and wires in the fan. iPartment Season 4
26. Zhang Wei: I found that I was not only calm, but also painful. iPartment Season 2
Lisa: I'm not a 36-year-old girl anymore. iPartment Season 3
28, Zi Qiao: If you want to mix in the rivers and lakes, you'd better be single. iPartment Season 2
29. Xiaoxian: She developed at the age of six! Ha ha ha, Tian Mu! iPartment Season 3
30. Zi Qiao: Miss, were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? Ipartment 1
3 1, Xiaoxian: Oh, I see, you put Bibishuang in the coffin to save face. iPartment Season 3
32. Xiaoxian: Can you live in this city, but are you afraid that you can't survive in the wild? Love apartment 2?
Zi Qiao: I'm afraid of you. I tell you, my major in college is knowledge. iPartment Season 2
34, Yifei: naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking! iPartment Season 3
Yifei: Are you Mulan or Hua Wuque? iPartment Season 2
36. Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, the moon is dark and windy, killing people and setting fires. iPartment Season 3
37. Yifei: humiliate him, trample on him, trample on him. iPartment Season 3
38. Yifei: If I don't need a whip, I'll kill you first, a poor 70-year-old man. iPartment Season 3
39. Yifei: Love is a cage, and the only way to reduce the sentence is to let go. iPartment Season 4
40. Zhanbo: Once bitten by a snake, birds are singing everywhere around me. iPartment Season 3
4 1, Yumo: I am allergic to time. The bluebirds have all flown away. How can the jar stay? iPartment Season 2
42. Fairy: You may not be able to satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human. Ipartment 1
43. Zi Qiao: You are a beauty and a disaster. Wait, you are not a beauty, but a disaster. Ipartment 1
44. Yifei: I teach Shijing, which is crazy! iPartment Season 3
45. Salespeople who don't want to be nannies are not good students. iPartment Season 4
46. Yifei: Even if you can't create wealth, it is still possible to create some firewood. iPartment Season 2
47. Yifei: Now the price is different. My waist is hard and I can't breathe. iPartment Season 3
48. Zi Qiao: Guan Guanluo, my fair lady in the Jianghu, how are you? iPartment Season 4
49. Lyrics: The next moment is the next forever. iPartment Season 3
50. Wan Yu: In a finger that can't see the night. Ipartment 1
5 1, Zi Qiao: I mean, you are called the beauty in the tunnel because there are no lights in the tunnel. iPartment Season 3
52. Zhan Bo: She is very busy. She's so busy. iPartment Season 3
53. Zhanbo: When I finally reached the gate, I found that the whole city had flown away. Ipartment 1
54. Yifei: The wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood. Love apartment 3.
55. Life is really a live broadcast, not only with low ratings, but also with low wages! iPartment Season 2
56. Guan Gu: Magic, magic is also inner magic. There are only endless mosquitoes at the gate. iPartment Season 3
57. Yifei: If the carpet is not long enough, cut your red underpants to 5 meters. Ipartment 1
58. Xiaolong people: There is no eternal first, only constant transcendence. iPartment Season 3
59. Fairy: It turns out that all customs and habits were invented by people who were tired of leisure? iPartment Season 2
60. Yifei: If you want to live a good life, you must wear green. iPartment Season 2
Wonderful quotations from ipartment.
1, are you still wise? You are a personal name!
This is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.
3, if you want to live a good life, you must bring some green!
4. The lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
There are green bugs in vegetables and iron wires in the fan.
6. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage.
7, hahaha! Tigers don't send cats, you think I'm dying!
8. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.
9. Love that is not for the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.
10, quarreling is bad behavior. Just fight!
1 1, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum.
12, if you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.
13, now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge!
14, don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!
15, cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and sparks and lightning all the way.
16, I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart!
17, you can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.
18, good dogs don't get in the way, roadblocks get in the way.
19, what she wants to cook is not a dish, but a wife.
20. God, I can't clean myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.
2 1. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't we have a fight?
22. Most of the so-called beautiful women are slaves of cosmetics.
23. There are no rehearsals in real life, but they are all broadcast live.
24. I wanted to win glory for the boys, but now it's really light.
25. When I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.
26. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.
27. I never eat chewing gum, and I can't swallow it.
28. Guangu: Longlong, you have been two years, and you will be two years forever.
29, I really want to shoot your size 42 face with my size 38 shoes!
30. It is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes than to be an official.
3 1, well said, said a lot, I don't quite understand.
32. If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore.
Come on, such an old film, you archaeology!
34. Life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.
35. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.
36. Step on the banana skin and slip it, then step on it.
Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.
Moran: Where is your seat? Zhang Wei: I am made of meat!
Listener friends, it's me, I'm Ceng Xiaoxian!
40. I really didn't know on purpose. You can format me!
4 1, I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not do it until I kill you.
42. Do you believe I slapped you on the wall and couldn't get it off!
Bet me, it's not what you want, it's what I have.
44. I am willing to repay everything with my feelings, including my body!
Cheer up, self-confidence emerges from your temperament!
As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day!
47. If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore!
48, don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it is robbed.
49. We are two aspiring young people standing in the street who are about to fly their ideals.
50. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.
5 1, Yifei: We are distinguished guests, so don't act like a decoration team.
52. According to her cooking level, there are worms in the dish and wire in the fans!
53. It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God!
54. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.
55. Don't trust women. A gentle woman often hides a violent heart.
56. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my brother, perfect love.
57. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, ask Brother Zeng to come back to life. .
58. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.
59. The difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a man, but he will become a pig from time to time.
60. Counting sheep is done by foreigners, because sheep sleep and sleep are homophonic, so jiaozi should be counted.