Humorous English stories?

People who don't like English are particularly upset when they study, so their English scores have been unable to get up. Why not have some fun while learning English?

Humorous English stories?

People who don't like English are particularly upset when they study, so their English scores have been unable to get up. Why not have some fun while learning English? I am here to present an English story, hoping to help you.

English short stories with translation: birds in the dung heap

A bird flies to the south for the winter. It was so cold that the birds almost froze. So, I flew to a big clearing, passed by a cow, and pressed the bird on a pile of cow dung. The frozen bird lay on the dung heap, feeling very warm, and gradually recovered. It lay very warm and soon began to sing. A passing wild cat heard the sound, saw it, and followed the sound. The wild cat quickly found the bird lying on the dung heap and pulled it out.

How to survive: not everyone who brings shit to you is your enemy. Every one of you who is not from the dunghill is your friend, and when you lie on the dunghill, you'd better keep your mouth shut.

A bird in the dunghill

A bird flies to the south for the winter. It was so cold that the birds almost froze. So, I flew to a large clearing, and a cow passed by and pulled a pile of cow dung on the bird. The frozen bird lay in the dunghill, feeling warm and waking up gradually. It lay in a warm and comfortable place and soon began to sing. A passing wild cat heard the noise and went over to see what was going on. Following the sound, the wild cat quickly found the bird lying in the dunghill and dragged it out to eat it.

Survival: Not everyone who shits you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of the dunghill is your friend. When you are lying in the dunghill, you'd better keep your mouth shut.

English story with translation: tooth extraction

extract a tooth

"Sorry, madam, I have to charge you $20 for pulling your child's tooth."

"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you said you only charge four dollars for such a job! "

"Yes, but the young man shouted and scared the other four patients out of the office."

extract a tooth

"Sorry, madam, I have to charge $20 for pulling your child's tooth."

"Twenty dollars! Why? I didn't say it was only 4 yuan. "

"Yes, but your child made a hullabaloo about and scared all the other four patients away."

English story with translation: drunk drunk

drink

One day, a father and his little son came home. At this age, boys are interested in all kinds of things and always ask questions. Now, he asked, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are two policemen standing there. If I think two policemen are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the boy, "there is only one policeman!"

Chinese translation

Drunk

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"