Little brother, excuse me. I have a question for you. Is the English word for pig "PUG"? (Don’t answer: It’s not U, it’s I, haha)
Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said there is no one stupider than a pig in the world. I lost, and it's all your fault! Please treat me to a meal and heal my frustrated heart!
Have you had enough to eat today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I walk away, you jump out of the pigsty!
The weather has deteriorated in the past two days, and it may be a bit cold. You must take good care of yourself and don't freeze. As the saying goes: A person's legs are frozen, and a pig's mouth is frozen! I've already put on my trousers, so hurry up and buy a mask!
My love for you will never regret, my love for you will never fade away, I can’t sleep thinking about you, I ask you if you are willing to fly with me, I was wrong to fall in love with you, I forgot you. Can't learn. . . I saw a pig, intoxicated by text messages!
I was discussing you with some friends today. Some of them said you look like a horse, some said you looked like a sheep, and some said you looked like one. . . They went too far. I had a quarrel with them over this matter and almost had a fight, because you obviously look like a pig!
Are you reluctant? are you alone? Do you think you are not understood? Don't be sad, even if the whole world abandons you, the door here is still open for you - Shenzhen National Nutrition Pig Factory.
Teach you a spell to make you happy: (Mandarin) An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhi Pure Bamboo. . . Congratulations on learning the standard Shandong dialect: I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig!
The dog is a math genius who chases meat buns in a straight line, the pig is a gourmet who uses dog poop for dessert, the cat is the king of love songs, and the sheep is a hairdresser who even permed his hair into curls. You're better than them especially with your appetite.
Tonight the animals in the zoo have a party, orioles sing, peacocks dance, orangutans and elephants perform skits, tigers and cheetahs talk cross talk ----- Hey, stupid pig, it's your turn, you're still stupid there What are you looking at?
You and hundreds of friends held a demonstration, demanding to improve the living environment, improve supporting facilities, and build more playgrounds. The next day, the government issued a new decree: vigorously rectify all pig farms!
When guests come to Africa, they are called hackers. Expressing one's emotions is called being in heat. Vomiting after drinking is called drunkenness. If you get into an accident while driving under the influence and die, you should be called drunk and deserve to die. There are pigs just like you, so they are called pigs and so on!
Every time the wind and rain are severe, I am the one who cares for you. When there is famine, I will deliver food to you. Your honest and honest expression makes me excited. In fact, raising a pig is quite a sense of accomplishment!
The leader’s dinner speech: Rabbits (comrades)! Today's meal was originally enough for the dogs, but because the pigs fed (you) too much, it was not enough for the dogs. ...
There is a meteor shower tonight, and I heard that a big pig will fly over the sky. It's a pity that I have to go to bed, and you will be fine, there are so many people watching you fly!
Please touch your red and tender face first, and then your belly! good! This concludes this pig raising knowledge lecture, see you tomorrow!
Someone said that you have a housing crisis. I almost got angry with him. Don’t make blind suspicions if you don’t know the inside story. How could there be a housing crisis? The pigsty you live in... can be considered a conjoined villa.
You are the best. I start to miss you again. I am no longer angry with you, and I feel my love for you. It's getting deeper every day, that's because someone told me... the price of piggy has increased: you are valuable again!
Have you eaten enough today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to stay by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, You just jump out of the pig pen.
Write your name on the paper. Write a capital letter M above the first word, E on the left, W below, and W on the last word. Write W below and Q on the right, and use arcs to connect the feet of each letter.
Although you have the appearance of a human but only have the IQ of a pig, it is not your fault that you are mentally retarded, but it is your fault that you often ask mentally retarded questions to lower other people's IQ.
If autumn goes, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world goes, I will wait for you in heaven; if you go, I will miss you in tears; if I go, Let him take care of you. His pig-raising skills are not bad, really! ”
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven little pigs showing off their bellies. One of them is missing, which makes people anxious. The pig doll is looking around. It turns out that the little pigs are too naughty and are hiding in dark corners. His little pig's trotters, turn on the phone to read the message -------The boss of our former dormitory sent it to me.
Please stop reading and turn off the phone. There is really nothing interesting to read. Yes, please, do you really want to see it? Don’t you regret it? Okay, this is what you asked for, you are a pig!
You are very elegant, walking over from a distance, brilliant. Your beautiful smile, healthy skin, and gentle heart make people envious of you for having a pair of holy wings. I feel dizzy~ In this world, even pigs become angels~
Portrait of your life: At the age of ten, you can take a bath - Pig Ziqing; at the age of twenty, you can dress up - Pig Shimao; at the age of thirty, you can work - Pig has a career; at the age of forty, you have a servant - Pig has a servant; at the age of fifty, you can shoot - Pig Shoot
I have countless friends in the past, but after thinking about it, you are still the coolest. I have searched for you thousands of times in my dreams, but suddenly I look back and you are still in my pig shed, eating grass, leaning against the tree, and your tail can’t stop wagging. It turns out you are You are chewing on my tree, damn it!
I used to be just an ordinary knight, until I met you, the most mysterious person in the world, and accidentally called your name. From then on, I became a knight. The "Zhizhu Man" that everyone admires in China
I want to tell you what is in my heart when you are the happiest. In the warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity finally comes - you look like a head when you are happy Piggy, more like when angry. Happy New Year, pig!
Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplar can. ; Not every pig can receive text messages, but you did it!
Tell my mother that I like you and I want you to go to my house and stay with me day and night, you know? Through these days of interaction, I found that I can no longer live without you, but my mother refused. She said: No pigs are allowed in the house!
Are you busy? I just want to tell you in a way that doesn’t disturb you. You, I am thinking of you! I hope that when you receive this message, your mouth will smile, your nose will arch, and you will hum, letting other pigs know that the master likes you the most!
Dear! Do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I can see it, and it hurts in my heart. The Chinese New Year is about to come, but your body is worrying... Who doesn’t want to kill a few more pounds of pigs? < /p>
In those days, we walked quietly on the small road in our hometown, and you lowered your head shyly. When the villagers saw you, we all praised you: Hey, you are beautiful and clean! They also praised me: Good boy. Coming out to herd pigs at such a young age!
I don’t want to be your parallel line, and I can only watch you from a distance throughout my life; I don’t want to be your intersection line, and drift further and further away after a moment of tenderness; I just want to be in a straight line with you, and we will drive you into the pig pen!
The north wind has started to blow again, you are always so careless, let me remind you every time! Wear more clothes, but you always answer me with such disdain: What do I do with such thick pig skin? Are you still afraid of that little wind?
The sun has risen, the troubles have passed, and you will be full of energy to welcome a wonderful today, okay! Get out of the nest! Shake the pig's hair, wash the pig's face, and work hard for feed!
Tea should be drunk until the fragrance is lingering; the road should be difficult to walk until the bitterness is over; people should have deep feelings, so that they can love again in the next life; pig's trotters should be fresh, Huh? This one is great for holding a cell phone!
In the past, I only knew that the little pig couldn’t speak, so he only knew how to hum. But then I met you, and I realized that you are better at humming than the little pig. As for you, you still hum!
Aike from Baby Pig: You have to congratulate me. First of all, if you have a pig's culture, education, and literacy, you can understand your text messages. It’s the pig’s reading, which is said by the pigs in the world
Waiting for a subway, five minutes; watching a movie, three hours; watching the moon waxing and waning, a month; missing someone, a lifetime ! But a word of concern only takes a few seconds: It’s cold, please put more grass in the nest!
A little pig is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it viciously. But Xiaozhu said impassionedly, "Don't be afraid of death. Wait until I finish reading this text message."
Haha
God did not give pigs wisdom because He wanted them to be happy. Therefore, you must be happy.
Are you worried about being as fat as a pig? Is it sinful to be as lazy as a pig? Is it pitiful to be as stupid as a pig? Of course not, you are a pig! Whatever you want to do, do it!
It turns out that Rijiu is really in love, I have fallen in love with you! But I am afraid that one day you will leave me. Why can’t I cherish this fate after I truly choose? I wish I could stay with each other forever, but the police uncle said that raising pigs is not allowed in the city!
It was late at night, and the little pig was crying sadly. Mom asked: Why are you crying? Piggy said: I feel stupid. His mother comforted him: Son, don’t cry, the person reading this text message is stupider than you!
Guess the lantern riddle: You stand with the pig. (Hit an animal) Answer: Elephant
A pair of lovers together is called Qingqingwomei, a couple together is called Yongjietongxin, but you are simple, you and a pig are called Shuangcheng. right.
When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, and blessed ears, you can’t help but sigh out loud———— Pig!
You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left. The cashier looked at your background and sighed: The world has changed, and pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!
They say pigs are lazy, but I don’t think so. At least now, I find a pig reading text messages.
Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has been eternally correct: A=B, B=C, so A=C, you=animal, animal=pig, so you=pig.
New signs in the animal world: ants raped African elephants, lions sold spicy hotpot, rats had sex with snakes, sharks and donkeys went to shopping malls, and piglets were even crazier, pretending to be hooligans with a mobile phone, hey, As for you, you still read the demo!
That day I called you a pig, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Finally, you couldn't bear it anymore and shouted to me in front of many people, "I am a pig." It’s weird if it’s not a pig”!
If you receive this message, you are a chubby pink pig, if you delete this message, you are a small African black pig, if you reply to this message, you are a Rwandan wild boar, if you do not reply, you are a Ukrainian large white pig, and if you save it, you are an American pig. Perverted pig, hey, let’s see what you do
Sunrise + sunset = morning and evening, moon + stars = infinite longing for wind flowers + snowy moon = tenderness and sweet shooting stars + heartfelt wishes = thousands of blessings for you + Charcoal fire = fragrant suckling pig
Weird thing, really weird thing! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand and you said it was fine and it didn't hurt at all! Later, I looked up public proverbs and found out that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!
You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, I have lost weight because you are sick, I laugh because you are strong, and I am rich because of you. Sold...the pig!
How can I bear to watch you leave? We have spent so many warm and happy times together, but today we are breaking up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: Wait a minute, I won’t sell this pig anymore
I miss you day after day, and I still haven’t changed when I am lonely. When will the beautiful dream come true? Appear! My dear, I really want to see you! But I just can’t find you living in that pigsty! A dead pig has a bad sleeping position and falls asleep again.
There are six kinds of pigs in the world. Those raised at home are called domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read messages are called stupid pigs, those who are laughing are stupid pigs, and those who are angry are stupid pigs. Ignore me. Those who don’t reply are worse than pigs~~~
The weather changes for free, be careful of catching a cold, and I would like to express my concern for you again: the first is to take off your clothes; the second is to stay late; the third is to give cold drinks ; The four precepts are picky eaters; the five precepts are cold baths; the six precepts are drunkenness; the seven precepts are to wear quilts; the eight precepts are, do you understand?
If autumn is gone, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world is gone, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will miss you in tears; if I leave, I will let him take care of you. His pig-raising skills are not bad, really.
The intermittent rain makes me think endlessly. , To put it bluntly, I just miss you. When the weather is nice and sunny, I will take you to that piece of grass, but I have made an agreement in advance: the pigs are only allowed to eat grass and are not allowed to dig into the ground!
When I met you by chance, I was so flustered that I didn’t know what to do. I can't avoid your loving eyes. I understand your heart. I ran away desperately but you followed me closely.
I cried: "Whose pigs are so hungry?"
I haven't heard from you for a long time. I have been thinking about you for the past two days. I have searched all over the pond where you loved to go, the hut where you ate, the hut where you slept, and the lawn. My heart is almost broken when I don’t see you... Why did you lose such a big pig?
My friends said that we will not be happy together, and they advised me to give up on you. Leave you, but I really like you and can't bear to leave you, so I fell out with them. Why are they allowed to raise dogs, but I am not allowed to raise pigs?
Little Piggy is amazing. He sleeps until ten o'clock every day and eats five bowls at a time. No one dares to compare in weight. Where is Little Piggy? Smirking and reading text messages.
I want to tell you what I mean when you are the happiest. In the warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity finally comes - you are like a pig when you are happy, and more like a pig when you are angry. Happy New Year, Pig!
Those raised at home are domestic pigs, those born in the mountains are called wild boars, those who read this message are stupid pigs, those who are laughing are stupid pigs, those who are angry are fat pigs, and those who ignore me are dead. Pigs, those who don’t reply are worse than pigs.
I just saw you in the supermarket! You reach out to the barcode scanner, and the screen reads: Pig's trotters are 8 yuan. You thought the machine was broken, so you turned your face over to take a look. The screen showed pork head meat for 5 yuan!
Let me ask you a riddle: There are two drops of water on the pig's butt. Name a song... You can't guess it, but your face is filled with tears.
I told my mother that I like you and I want you to go to my house and stay with me day and night, you know? Through these days of interaction, I found that I can no longer live without you, but my mother refused. She said: Pigs are not allowed to be raised at home!
You are dragging a pig shopping, looking very happy. I passed by and said with sympathy: "The quality of a person depends on who he is with." Before I finished speaking, I saw the pig abandoning you with disdain.
Life is so tiring! You have to queue up to get on the bus, unrequited love is really painful, eating has no flavor, drinking is easy to get drunk, working is very tiring, you can’t rob, you have to pay taxes to earn money, and even sending a text message to Xiaozhu has to be charged~!
Busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, I'm thinking of you! I hope that when you receive this text message, you will smile at the corner of your mouth, arch your nose, and hum twice to let other pigs know that the owner likes you the most!
A bean fell down and became discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "Pig Encouragement Beans".
In this warm and romantic day, a little pig hides in the house and draws his eggs, which are round and round. Pig, happy round eggs!
Difficulties in keeping fresh education: criticizing superiors for being difficult to maintain official positions; criticizing peers for being difficult to maintain; criticizing oneself for looking for trouble; criticizing subordinates for reducing votes; criticizing husbands for messing around; criticizing children for having no one to support them in their old age. What is good about this situation?
It is said that a blind man told fortunes very accurately, and everyone brought a sloughed pig to let him tell fortunes. The blind man was overjoyed after touching it and said: He has wide hips and a round belly. He is a contemporary party member with a big face and small eyes. He is a leader. His skin is tender and his meat is being kept fresh!
Someone told me to look at the sky when I feel homesick. When I miss my mother, I look at the moon. When I miss my good friends, I look at the distance. But I don’t know what I should look at when I miss you. Now I finally know. I just look at the pigsty.
The wolf is coming, and the pig's nest is in panic. The pig mother arranges the work: Big Pig, hurry up and block the door! Second Pig, hurry up and block the window! When she saw the little pig, the pig mother got angry and shouted: Little Pig Bajie, stop playing with the phone. , you are beautiful, go seduce the wolf!