This is a pretext, not real life. It has been used in many jokes, such as "I Want to Make a Scandal" and "Qiang Qiang Four People"
"I Want to Make a Scandal" 》
Guo: Hahahahahahaha, some people say that they are good classmates, right?
Yu: Where are the good classmates?
Guo: Your family Everyone praises the teacher, why do they praise Qian'er?
Guo: Handsome? Okay. Not bad! Are there any more? Are there any more people?
Yu: Humanity Not bad
Guo: I can’t sell this humanity. Everyone admires the teacher, not only you but me too
Yu: Look at it
Guo: Yes
Yu: No
Guo: This is what I do both on and off the stage.
Yu: No prize
Yu: You praise it.
Guo: Do ??you believe it?
Yu: Isn’t that the case?
Guo: I believe it.
Yu: Take a big breath.
Guo: The Chinese cross talk teacher Yu is considered a person who has made money.
Yu: I dare not do this Said
Guo: It's very popular. There are many people who talk about cross talk. There are thousands of people in China who talk about cross talk, not all of you are like you.
Yu: That's true too
Guo: People are divided into three, six or nine grades, and meat is divided into three layers.
Yu: Oh no, where can there be such a comparison?
Guo: I said This person is different. He is different. There are people like Li Ka-shing who do business and people who jump off buildings.
Yu: Some of them lose money.
Guo: Talking about cross talk, you are so popular. How much does it cost and the one who can only attend temple fairs?
Yu: Temple fairs?
Guo: This person was useless before thirty years ago,
Yu: Oh
Guo: From the first day to the sixth day,
Yu: Temple fair
Guo: I can’t live without subsistence allowance,
Yu: I can’t make any money,
Guo: People have to die, and goods are not available (referring to Yu)
Yu: You are the goods. You point to the goods. What should I do?
Guo: That’s what I mean, everyone is willing to do it
Yu: Of course
Guo: People go to higher places, water Flow to the lower place
Yu: Hey
Guo: This is right
Yu: Oh
Guo: Why do people want to Okay?
Yu: Yeah
Guo: As far as the entertainment industry is concerned
Yu: Yes
Guo: There will be substance after coming back Sexual things
Yu: What substantial things?
Guo: It’s nothing more than fame and fortune.
Yu: Oh, just two words. .
Guo: I am such a big star
Yu; um
Guo: How much money can I make?
Yu: Yes
Guo: Look at what people are wearing,
Yu: A
Guo: Goldlion’s suit, Pierre Cardin’s shirt, Sheng Xifu’s hat , Apple jeans, Neiliansheng's shoes, Midel's skirt, do you know?
Yu: You said these are male and female movie stars?
Guo: Couple.< /p>
Yu: Hey, come out together and talk separately
Guo: They are very particular, can we compare with others?
Yu: That is
< p>Guo: Are we wearing one? Can't we? We're going to wear a crocodile's head as hard as we can,Yu: Oh
Guo: Still like this, the crocodile's head is pointing over there.
Yu: Ah
Guo: Right or left?
Yu: Ah
Guo: Nowadays, all pirated copies are fake.
Yu: It’s not true at all.
Guo: We still buy pirated crocodiles now, the big crocodile is so big, (gestures)
Yu: Ao
Guo: People on the street ask,
Yu: A
Guo: How much does your gecko cost?
Yu: Ouch, you are so fake that you are bald.
Guo: I am a big star, an international movie star and a first-line figure, so I can still afford the food.
Is that okay?
Yu: What to eat?
Guo: In the morning, I will cook fried liver in Xianju, braised small intestines at noon, and (didn’t understand) in the evening
Yu: How shameful is this star? Are you eating this all day long?
Guo: It’s so satisfying. Can you compare with others if you eat this and you are rich?
Yu: No comparison.
Guo: When I go out, I get a BMW.
Yu: Oh,
Guo: I get a Mercedes-Benz.
p>Yu: Sports car
Guo: Gabawu---------- drove away
Yu: What happened to the fake car?
Guo: Woo, let’s go
Yu: A
Guo: BMW and Mercedes-Benz International’s first-class car
Yu: That is
Guo: Is it okay to be a young actor?
Yu: No
Guo: Put together some money and buy a box of Charade.
Yu: One Xia Li in the box, how do you put people and machines together?
Guo: Put them together like this
Yu: Is it reasonable to put them together?
Guo: Squat Squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, and squat, movie star, don’t care about spending money
Yu: That’s it
Guo: Everyone has to be a brand, not a brand, don’t do it
Yu: That’s right
:Oh
Guo: I went on a trip and took a boat and asked about it
Yu: Yeah
Guo: Is there a Titanic?
Yu: Okay! I am trying to die.
Guo: I am not trying to die. This is really amazing.
Yu: I have made money
Guo: Do ??you know? I also hope that I can be great.
Yu: Yes
Guo: Do ??you know? Everyone wants to be famous
Yu: Yes : Everyone wants this
Guo: When I walk on the street, I feel very depressed. To tell the truth
Yu: Yeah
Guo: You just sit at home and watch TV. Star, why don’t I exist?
Yu: What about you?
Guo: When I walk on the street, I bite myself, look at the place by myself
Yu: Oh
Guo:
Three feet of dragon spring and thousands of books, what does God want from me? If I cannot serve the country and bring peace to the world, whose husband am I?
Yu: What is this? Just wait a moment. OK, OK, OK, what are you doing to find a wife?
Guo: No, what about my four-line poem, right?
Yu: Then you can’t just recognize your wife randomly.
Guo: That’s what I mean
Yu: Ah
Guo: That’s what I mean This means, how can I become famous, so famous?
Yu: You also have to work hard and figure it out.
Guo: I was just thinking about this. When I turned around, I saw your father.
Yu: Oh, my dad
Guo: Yu Qian’s father, Yu Xiaoqian,
Yu: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. .Do you know?
Guo: Yu Heqian, whose character is crane
Yu: whose character is crane?
Guo: No
< p>Yu: Don't be fooledGuo: Don't be happy, I hit you right and the shampoo room came out. The old man is very excited
Yu: Hit it there Are you still energetic when you come out?
Guo: Ask your dad. Oh, the old man came out here, he is in high spirits
Yu: Oh
Guo: Degang , what are you doing here? I've been here before. There is a woman sitting inside knocking on the glass,
Yu: Ah
Guo: Ding ding ding ding, I'm Seeing that there are too many vulgarities,
Yu: Yes
Guo: I will go in and fight against those three vulgarities.
Yu: Ouch! Just go against the three vulgarities?
Guo: Look, you are really amazing.
Yu: A
Guo: You, are you going out for a walk?
Yu: A
Guo: Ah, I didn’t walk. I didn’t walk.
Yu: You didn’t walk.
No one spoke like that
Guo: Everyone heard you going for a walk,
Yu: Make it clear
Guo: The old man never said this. The word "wan"
Yu: Hey, stop talking, just go for a walk
Guo: Go for a walk, what's the matter, boy, you're so sad, so sad
Yu: What's wrong?
Guo: It’s not popular all over the world either
Yu: I still think about it.
Guo: How can we be so great?
Yu: A
Guo: Honey, it’s okay if you meet me.
Yu: What?
Guo: Let’s go, my brother will enlighten you
Yu: No! What generation are you in?
Guo: Hey, let’s just say that we are all like that...
Yu: That’s right
Guo: I said let’s not, don’t, don’t, don’t, press Junior, junior, senior, junior, I said let’s go, don’t press junior, (can’t hear clearly) come to the bar, let’s sit down for a while
Yu: oh
Guo: The old man is quite trendy
Yu: Fashionable
Guo: Hey, when we turned the corner of the bar, we entered, and the waiter, the waiter, came over. Why don't you two eat?
Yu: Where's the bar?
Guo: Sit down, sit here, would you like something to eat? I said give me a bottle UFO in 1985
Yu: Oh, there is no place to look for it, there is no place to look for it
Guo: What is it called?
To: XO
Guo: Let’s have a bottle of XO
To: Yes
Guo: Let’s have a plate of edamame and crack a few Big Kidney
Yu: Is this worthy of a set?
Guo: Can you control it? Me
Yu: Just eat it like this,
Guo: Can you control it? Ah? They’re all here,
Yu: It’s true
Guo: Your dad picked up a UF
Yu: XO
Guo: Bah , Pfft, Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao (drinking), here comes a lifetime of eggs! Bring it quickly
Yu: It’s like you haven’t eaten
Guo: Knock it inside
< p>Yu: Who said that?Guo: Come on, let’s drink. Don’t worry about it. Drink first, and we will perish together.
Yu: Oh, what kind of knowledge is this?
Guo: Tell me what is going on? There's nothing wrong with me. I just want to be famous and I'm going crazy. How can I be famous?
Yu: Please give me some advice.
Guo: Okay, I am motivated.
Yu: That’s fine
Guo: We have finished counting our years. When we finish counting, it’s up to you. Don't be angry, I thought it was amazing back then,
Yu: I had the same idea
Guo: I thought it was amazing too, but I was naughty at the time. I was 400 points short of being admitted to Peking University. .
Yu: Ah? Then just don't take the exam.
Guo: I regret it now. Lord, I hope you can get ahead,
Yu: Oh
Guo: Don’t look, don’t look, you are not my son, I tell you, I am just like your son< /p>
Yu: What’s the mess?
Guo: Don't be happy, I'm confused
Yu: Who is so confused?
Guo: I drank, I drank
Yu: I have to make it clear when I drink.
Guo: I hope you are well.
Yu: That’s it
Guo: Let me give you a move, right? How can I become famous?
Yu: Please tell me.
Guo: Let me tell you, if you want to be famous, publish a book first
Yu: Publish a book
Guo: If you want to publish a book, first get into trouble.
Yu: Something happened?
Guo: I almost had an accident just now. What's the matter? A car passing by my anti-sansu gate almost scared me
Yu: Ouch
Guo: I thought they caught me.
Yu: Ah?
Guo: Not feelings.
Yu: Stop talking about it
Guo: Is he trying to persuade me? Please enlighten me. I said let’s not talk about this anymore. Tell me how I can become famous. ,
Yu: Still thinking about this
Guo: Let me give you some advice. What are you going to do?
What kind of ability can you do?
Yu: Which line of work do you like?
Guo: I have been involved in this literary and art circle for so many years. I have said that I have done cross-talk, singing, acting, writing, and acting as a supporting role in TV series. I have done everything in the crew.
Yu: What do you like to do most?
Guo: I, I don’t know, I can do it all, anything, whether it’s music or anything else.
Yu: Ah
Guo: Anyway, it’s best to get one in this circle,
Yu: Oh
Guo: Do ??you want to Go ahead, there are high and low in this industry,
Yu: Right.
Guo: Let’s talk about your side. Are you okay with elegant music and ballet? If you want to die, I'll make do with it.
Yu: Xian'er is out of luck.
Guo: I said this must be quite embarrassing,
Yu: That is
Guo: But me, I'm afraid that if I can't help it, I'll just take it for granted. Son, someone gave me a ticket when I came back. A ticket for the concert. Now I haven’t gone.
Yu: Let’s go.
Guo: I’ll take you there. The influence is The first step,
Yu: Hey, understand first
Guo: The old man is so caring, he took me to the concert, ah, violin,
Yu: Okay
Guo: Sitting there, oh, everyone around me is sitting there in a suit, and my neck is washed and clean,
Yu: Why are you looking at people's necks?
Guo: Where are you sitting? The master on the stage is playing the violin. Your father is watching carefully. After an hour, your father stood up: "This grandson hasn't sawed it yet. ”
Yu: Hey, why do you want to be a carpenter?
Guo: Uncle, let’s go.
Yu: Hey, don’t lose this job. .
Guo: It has to be marked by people.
Yu: Yes
Guo: Oh, that’s not a carpenter
Yu: He's not a carpenter at all
Guo: I thought he was a prop maker
Yu: Where did it happen?
Guo: This, this (how? I can’t hear you clearly. I hope someone can catch it clearly and add it, at 10 minutes and 35 seconds)
Yu: Stop doing it
Guo: What else can you do? I, I can What are you doing? I can’t do the band, but I have a good voice.
Yu: Oh
Guo: I have a good voice for singing
Yu: Sing
Guo :The great singing star became famous in just one performance.
Yu: He became famous in just one performance
Guo: It’s amazing. I said I can sing opera and drums quietly, but I can sing with such a voice Wrong pronunciation position
Yu: Right
Guo: Shout!
Yu: What are you doing?
Guo: Get up early in the morning, I'll take you to shout your voice
Yu: Oh, let's practice your voice
Guo: Yes, let's take a walk. Let's find a riverside. Find a side where there is no smoke. Shouting, everyone shouting for their lives,
Yu: Oh
Guo: There must be water and rivers.
Yu: Practice Shui Yin'er
Guo: To practice Shui Yin'er, my father and I got up at 4 o'clock in the morning
Yu: Ah
Guo: Coming out of the shampoo room,
Yu: You haven't been idle all night. Did you get up in the morning?
Guo: Let's take a rest.
Yu: Where can we rest?
Guo: By the river at Yongdingmen. He said, honey, come on, shout a paragraph, ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~I didn’t go back all night,
Yu: Ah?
Guo: When I turned around, I saw a wolf coming out of the hillside over there,
Yu: Okay, the wolf has been summoned
Guo: Look at the wolf,
Yu: Look at the wolf too.
Guo: I don’t even dare to go out. Sheng'er,
Yu: Yes
Guo: I'm scared to death, "Speak!"
Yu: That's
< p>Guo: Your father didn’t see it.Yu: Oh
Guo: I’ll leave it to you, ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Louder) Hey, a red-headed female wolf ran away.
Yu: This is the real root
Guo: I understand.
Yu: Yeah
Guo: Wolves are afraid of dogs
Yu: Go! They all make dog noises Are you here?
Guo: It’s quite exciting to shout.
Yu: It’s not that exciting. Real people keep shouting.
Guo: I thought about it, singing is not easy,
Yu: Yes
Guo: There are many singers in China,
Yu; Ah
Guo: Not many people make money
Yu: Same thing
Guo: After thinking about it, I still want to film and television dramas,
Yu: Oh, make movies. Making TV
Guo: Ah, this is so fast.
Yu: Yes
Guo: Can you watch me when I act in a TV series?
Yu: Yeah
Guo: You
Dad said, "Okay, I support you, but remember not to make those commercial films."
Yu: Commercial
Guo: You can't make commercial films that are tasteless, vulgar, vulgar, and vulgar
p>Yu: Three vulgar ones
Guo: Only art films are allowed
Yu: Look, it’s classy enough
Guo: I’ll follow you Say, what, that kind of thing? "Lust, Caution"
Yu: Huh? ! Are you going to "Lust, Caution"?
Guo: My favorite is this one, "Lust, Caution"
Yu: Is this an art film?
Guo: Body art film.
Yu: Yes, alas! Okay, don't give me a name. Just look at the human body. Look at this.
Guo: No, let me think about it, this is a piece of cake.
Yu: What kind of piece of cake is it?
Guo: It doesn’t matter what you make, as long as you make a movie, it will become popular.
Yu: Just take the photo
Guo: From now on, my reputation will be restored.
Yu: OK, OK
Guo: We all know each other on the street
Yu: Yes
Guo: At that time, everyone talked about each other It must be said that the famous one is like Guo Degang,
Yu: Yes
Guo: Injecting water is like Yu Qianer
Yu: Who Inject water? Do you know that only water is injected into pork?
Guo: Just say it this way
Yu: Don’t use metaphors
Guo: Look, I don’t know this director. Your father is happy. "I will introduce it to you",
Yu: Oh, he knows him
Guo: I know him. I was the one who introduced Yu Qianer's third-level films.
Yu: Ouch! I haven't taken any pictures.
Guo: Why haven’t you taken any photos?
Yu: Where have I ever filmed a Category III film?
Guo: It’s a small TV series that’s rated three, one, two, three, and three.
Yu: Is it such a three-level film?
Guo: What do you think?
Yu: I don’t think so! Huh. You are not (Guo’s voice was too loud to hear)
Guo: You are the naked substitute for male No. 9
Yu: Oops. I even stood in for male number 9 naked!
Guo: OK. Your father gave me an idea.
Yu: Ah
Guo: Let me introduce you to a great director,
Yu: A director?
Guo: I have always been a director.
Yu: Ouch, this is too convoluted.
Guo: Okay, okay, I’m very excited. I’ll be famous all over the world right now.
Yu: Oh
Guo: This meeting Let's buy something for someone.
Yu: Take a look
Guo: What do you want to buy for others (two words)?
Yu: Ah
Guo: Let me ask your father,
Yu: What's the matter?
Guo: The old man has a broad vision,
Yu: Oh,
Guo: Follow me,
Yu: What is he doing?
Guo: Buy something tasteful.
Yu: Where?
Guo: When I opened the store and took a look, my liver trembled.
Yu: What?
Guo: Bird's nest, shark's fin, sea cucumber, abalone,
Yu: They are all high-end,
Guo: This old man has never seen any of the best things. Such a reasonable and great old man,
Yu: What’s wrong?
Guo: I went over to pick up the bird's nest and have a look. There are white bird's nests, red ones, blood bird's nests, etc. How can ordinary people eat these?
Yu: The old man understands.
Guo: The old man picked it up and looked at it, how much does this Japanese melon cost?
Yu: Japanese melon?
Guo: The waiter ignored us.
Yu: That is.
Guo: Go down and pick up a piece of fish maw.
Yu: Yeah
Guo: (4 words)
Yu: Don’t understand anything
Guo: Pick up a piece of abalone Come on, is this the liver of a clam?
Yu: Ouch
Guo: Look at the American ginseng
Yu: Ah
Guo: Guimujiang is okay.
Picked up another sea cucumber, how much does shit cost? Go quickly, go quickly, go quickly
Yu: Is there anyone selling dog poop here? Are you going to spend money on everything?
Guo: Don’t bother me, don’t bother me,
Yu: That’s it
Guo: I have some of that in stock at home. The CD I bought on the street
Yu: Ah?
Guo: I couldn’t bear to watch the CD of an art film, so I gave it to the director.
Yu: Hey, this is the right way.
Guo: Confused, we have made a reservation, I said let’s treat the director to a meal
Yu: Hey
Guo: Call and ask What do you eat? The director is very humble
Yu: Oh
Guo: I want to eat Lanzhou cuisine, hum
Yu: Lanzhou cuisine?
Guo: Do ??you want wide or thin strips? I can do either.
Yu: It’s Lanzhou Ramen, isn’t it? !
Guo: Lanzhou cuisine.
Yu: What are you cooking?
Guo: Oh, I admire this director so much when we meet him.
Yu: Ah
Guo: This person is very meticulous.
p>
Yu: Really?
Guo: A full beard. (Gesturing that his face is full of hair)
Yu: Ouch! Full length face.
Guo: Good director. Director, look at me, (picking eyebrows)
Yu: This director has been transformed into a beauty.
Guo: What did you reserve? (Unintelligible) (Plucks eyebrows)
Yu: I’ve never heard of it, are you flirting with me now? !
Guo: It’s time to salivate.
Yu: Okay!
Guo: Hello, I heard that you are so elegant, haha, even the flies can’t see you
Yu: That means, he can’t see the flies yet.
Guo: Haha, you are so classy. Why are you so elegant? Do you have any tips? (picking eyebrows)
Yu: Okay, stop flirting, let’s talk
Guo: Talk,
Yu: Yes
Guo: Hey, do I have any secrets?
Yu: A
Guo: Be diligent
Yu: Great
Guo: This is the time to drink coffee for others Used for drinking beer.
Yu: Ouch! This is not as good as drinking coffee.
Guo: Sit here
Yu: A
Guo: Wide strips and thin strips, one side is high and low.< /p>
Yu: Look at this movement
Guo: Finished eating,
Yu: Ah
Guo: Let’s talk about our business Erba
Yu: Hey, tell me,
Guo: What is the name of our film?
Yu: A
Guo: Oh, war movies, "How the Three Customs Are Made>>,
Yu: Hey, the Three Customs are also Use refining?
Guo: Let me talk about me, what should I play? Play a hero,
Yu: Okay,
Guo: As soon as you appear, I will shoot you to death from behind,
Yu: Oops, I'll kill you. ?
Guo: I only show up for such a big drama,
Yu: A
Guo: Two-faced
Yu: What?
Guo: There is a photo of you on the grave at the back.
Yu: Alas, you might as well be naked.
Guo: How is it? This, who is our photographer?
Yu: Ah
Guo: Oh, I didn’t come today.
Yu: What’s wrong?
Guo: I have a wedding party
Yu: Well! The grade can’t be higher than this
Guo: What’s the cost? Oh, what’s the cost? You can have fun and drink
Yu: Ah?! Okay, no money
Guo: How much do you want? Just chip in and we'll figure it out together then, drink! No. I'll listen to you! This is a liar.
Yu: Pure liar
Guo: I hate him so much that I point my finger at him: I'll get out of here!
Yu: Hey, who can get out?!
Guo: Wrong statement
Yu: Why are you so anxious while talking?
Guo: Oops, I sat in the room after I got home and I was so worried
Yu: Ah,
Guo: How can I become famous?
Yu: Still thinking about this
Guo: How can I become famous all over the world?
Yu: Ah,
Guo: I want to use my good idea to
Yu: What’s the idea?
Guo: I, I can use some other method.
Yu: What method?
Guo: For example,
Yu: Yeah
Guo: Exposing celebrities
Yu: Oh, let’s talk about celebrities.
< p>Guo: Hey, let’s see who gets the red roll.Yu: scolded
Guo: I just said that he used to be a lot of (2 words not clear) people
Yu: Oh
Guo: I just said this is so shameless.
Yu: It’s hard to say anything
Guo: Hey, it’s best I know A.
Yu: Oh
Guo: So I am a friend, and it’s fun for me to expose him.
Yu: You can Talk about this.
Guo: This friend of mine basically stays here with you, eh
Yu: Ah?!
Guo: I know a boy who has a child.
Yu: Oh
Guo: Murderer
Yu: Oh
Guo: Do ??you know? He's about to die.
Yu: Oh
Guo: How about I expose him and say he spits everywhere?
Yu: This is not good. This is almost killing me. What's the use of people?
Guo: What did you say?
Yu: A
Guo: I have to, I have to hype A
Yu: Think about it
Guo: I will sue them. I found a few experts and sued them for plagiarism.
Yu: Plagiarism
Guo: Yes, find a few great writers, I said they copied everything they wrote and I got it
Yu: It was your previous < /p>
Guo: Oh, they copied so much
Yu: Oh
Guo: They copied it before I even thought about it
Yu: Then it’s not called plagiarism
Guo: What should I do?
Yu: A
Guo: I scold others
Yu: Oh, are you still scolding
Guo: I scold the ancients
p>
Yu: Oh, people from the past
Guo: Hey, scold the ancient people and elevate my status
Yu: Okay,
Guo: I said Confucius was illiterate,
Yu: Ah?
Guo: I said Zhuge Liang was a gangster
Yu: Oh
Guo: I said Li Bai and Li Qingzhao were gay
Yu: This How can a man and a woman be homosexual? !
Guo: Both of them are surnamed Li
Yu: If both of them are surnamed Li, does that mean they are gay?
Guo: Hey hey, that’s it
Yu: What kind of mess are you doing? Aren't you talking nonsense?
Guo: Yes, I will go to Wangfujing to scold you
Yu: Ah?
Guo: There are many people, and I will become red when I scold you
Yu: On the street?
Guo: Go to Wangfujing, go to Wangfujing and have a look
Yu: A
Guo: There was a man spitting there, and he was fined one hundred.
Yu: One hundred yuan
Guo: If you spit on the ground, you will be fined one hundred yuan,
Yu: A
Guo: This is nonsense How much is the fine for swearing? I'll go back quickly!
Yu: I have to be punished to death
Guo: This time I came up with a good idea
Yu: Ah
Guo: I You can expose your privacy
Yu: Yes, tell me about yourself
Guo: Is it okay to talk about my own shameless things
Yu: Alas, cough,
Guo: I’ll just say it, I’ll just say that Yu Qian’er is my illegitimate daughter,
Yu: Oops!
Guo: I’m so popular
Yu: No, why are you taking me by yourself?
Guo: You, something happened anyway. I became famous overnight
Yu: So why is the man an illegitimate daughter?
Guo: It’s just you who permed your hair.
Yu: Ouch! If you perm your hair, you’re a girl?
Guo: What did I say? I said, I said I had plastic surgery. Why! Plastic surgery!
Yu: This line of work
Guo: It’s said on the Internet, whether this plastic surgery or that one has had plastic surgery
Yu: It’s popular
Guo: I also said you had plastic surgery
Yu: How did you get the plastic surgery?
Guo: I had foot changes (is that the word for it) last year? I dug them out
Yu: Your foot changes count as plastic surgery
Guo : Did you find it?
Yu: Why are you so stupid?
Guo: Doesn’t this count?
Yu: What kind of plastic surgery is this leg change?
Guo: Are you not giving people a way to survive? I started taking photo albums when I was 9 years old.
Yu: You still plan to come.
Guo: If you want to be rich, take off your pants first
Yu: Who said that? Where is this sentence?
Guo: Don’t worry about whether it’s good or bad, just take a look.
Yu: It’s just fresh.
Guo: Really? I'll do the half-dressed one first, and the shirtless one first. Let's talk about it later. First, take off your upper body. Make a piece of grass, put a towel on it, lie down on the ground, and take a big photo
Yu: Ah
Guo: After washing, come and see me, everyone, take a look, oh< /p>
Yu: How is it?
Guo: This Shaanxi and South China tiger
Yu: Ouch, a female is being raised
Guo: Oh, oh, let me see My skin. (I don’t know if it’s right or not) You hate me so much. Isn’t this trying to bully me? Do you still want me to live? Ah?
Yu: Just live.
Guo: I’m so angry,
Yu: Yeah
Guo: How can I be famous?
Yu: Still thinking
Guo: Oh, I’m so worried. I haven’t killed anyone in three days.
Yu: Oh, I haven’t eaten human flesh for three days.
Guo: Nonsense, why did you eat if I didn’t kill you?
Yu: Well, why do you want to open a meat factory?
Guo: Alas, I thought of an idea. Where can I have a scandal?
Yu: Tidbits of news!
Guo: Oh, that’s great!
Yu: Scandal!
Guo: It will become popular after this speculation!
Yu: What about this?
Guo: This is the most suitable!
Yu: How appropriate?
Guo: I, I, I support female celebrities, I, I spend some money
Yu: You support female celebrities
Guo: Maintain female celebrities
Yu: Oh
Guo: I came to foreign countries first, what about foreign countries and domestic ones?
Yu: There are high-end ones abroad.
Guo: There are high-end ones abroad. I’m covering Wu Teng Lan. Hey, do you think taking care of Wu Teng Lan will affect my personality?
Yu: No, you are both dedicated enough
Guo: Xu, he shoots more than 200 plays a year
Yu: Oh, Okay, stop doing this, you're dead!
Guo: Look, I won’t leave you alone. I'll pay for the domestic ones, which are cheaper.
Yu: Domestic
Guo: Domestic, I come, who am I to come?
(Someone called "Sister Furong" below)
Guo: Huh? Sister Furong is here? This is a bit heartless. (Laughing wildly) Hate it, I have to cover the one with great deeds.
Yu: Think about it
Guo: Me, I’ll take care of that, I’ll do it, Anita Mui
Yu: Hey, he’s dead
< p>Guo: Oh, Ruan Lingyu, Zhou XuanYu: Why are you pouring this up more and more?
Guo: Are they all here? Are they here?
Yu: Even now, I am from the grandma generation.
Guo: Oh, no
Yu: No more
Guo: You’re all killed
Yu: Oh? ! I didn’t do it
Guo: Oh Du, don’t you leave one?
Yu: Think about it again
Guo: Actually, I have no choice. What should I do if she gets pregnant? I'll go find your father.
Yu: What are you doing?
Guo: The old man has plenty of experience. Let me ask him for advice.
Yu: Let him still
Guo: What do you think we should do?
Yu: Ah
Guo: Your father is happy, it’s expensive to have a female star,
Yu: Oh
Guo: A female celebrity student. Package the female students from the film and television school for the cheap ones
Yu: What a good idea this old man has?
Guo: Can I say it’s cheap? "Look! You see the same thing, right? Do you know this is a potential stock?"
Yu: Potential?
Guo: Yeah
Yu: Are you here for stock trading?
Guo: Your dad will introduce one to me.
Yu: Oh
Guo: A female student from a large film and television school in Beijing
Yu: Yes
Guo: Shooting Acted in many movies
Yu: Filmed
Guo: Very beautiful
Yu: Oh
Guo: My name is Zhuge Shanzhen
Yu: Oh, why is your name so humming?
Guo: I said yes, call Shanzhen
Yu: Hey, what about the seafood?
Guo: This Yu Qian’s father, Yu Xiaoqian, Yu , Mr. Yu Laoqian
Yu: I didn’t say this
Guo: Let me get to know you and call you my girlfriend. Okay, come find me at your school.
Yu: Oh
Guo: Bring some small gifts,
Yu: Oh, I want a gift
Guo: Be on time
Yu: Of course
Guo: As soon as she asked for a gift, it became a matter of course
Yu: I have this idea
Guo : What are you going to order?
Yu: A
Guo: I want that (I don’t know) thing
Yu: Oh
Guo: I won’t die once Has everything gone bad? I said it’s okay
Yu: Got it
Guo: Hang up at the school gate,
Yu: Go find her
Guo: There are cars in front of the school
Yu: Yes
Guo: There are good cars, ah
Yu: Oh
Guo: All the major entrepreneurs in Beijing are staying there.
Yu: Yes, they all met there
Guo: In a while, there will be a "ring~~~~~" ~~”
Yu: School is over
Guo: As soon as the school door opens, oh, all these girls are out
Yu: Oops
Guo: One by one, the flesh is hidden and the flesh is revealed
Yu: Ah, then there will be nothing left except the flesh
Guo: After leaving, open the car door Car
Yu: Ah
Guo: Everyone is gone. I am also wondering where is my Taoist?
Yu: Master Tao?
Guo: Where have my treasures gone?
Yu: This is like the name of a Taoist master
Guo: Wait, I’ll come out over there in a while, beautiful
Yu: Good-looking
Guo: Good-looking
Yu: Ah
Guo: Come over quickly, oh, this (action)
Yu: What are you doing if you want to enter the Tao? ?
Guo: The monk is here, the Taoist is here (add actions)
Yu: It’s useless, what do you mean?
Guo: Did I say you are pretty good? My name is Guo Degang, guess who I am?
Yu: With your IQ, how can you trust others?
Guo: Mr. Yu asked me to come to you
Yu: Don’t mention this?
Guo: Are you willing to be my next ex-girlfriend?
Yu: You didn’t even co-write it with your girlfriend?
Guo: I don’t plan to spend the rest of my life with her.
Yu: Then you can’t take such a big step
Guo: I...
Yu: OK
Guo: I said I planned to talk to her and talk about how we can be friends
Yu: Yes
Guo: In the future, I can ensure that you become famous
Yu: Tell her
Guo: I can give you five hundred yuan a month
Yu: Yeah
Guo: Buy a car, a house, and a mink coat All is fine,
Yu: Heh
Guo: You can go to all kinds of stores, you can go, I will give you a card and you can use it as you like,
< p>Yu: OKGuo: There is no money in the card
Yu: What should I use?
Guo: Nonsense, stop talking nonsense, where is my gift?
Yu: Look at the gift first
Guo: Ah, let me look at the gift first. It has not deteriorated. Do you think my bottle of preservative is suitable?
Yu: No, how did you figure this out?
Guo: You, just give this to me? You said you would make me famous, but you didn't fulfill your words
Yu: That's right
Guo: I said what's wrong with you? It is only appropriate to cash the check
Yu: Oh
Guo: I am not a banker,
Yu: That is?
Guo: I am a bank robber. I am
Yu: Well, I am so poor that I am crazy
Guo: Ah, I will make sure you eat spicy food from now on. Drink spicy food and wear spicy clothes
Yu: Oh, why did you take her to Sichuan?
Guo: I was talking about bringing a BMW over there.
Yu: Yeah
Guo: As soon as the car door opened, the boy came down
Yu: Huh
Guo: He came directly to me.
Who is this? Who is this?
Yu: Ask you
Guo: This woman was so happy, "Let me introduce you, this is my boyfriend." I said, "Hey! I said I planned to keep her." Are you planning to keep her too? You're being ridiculous."
Yu: That's A
Guo: The man was happy, "Okay, you're quite brave, huh? Standing in front of me and talking about this? Huh, fetch water from the well and sell it by the river.
Confucius recited the Three-Character Sutra in front of Guan Gong's gate, and rebelled against the three customs in front of Qu Xie's gate.
Yu: What kind of mess are you doing?
Guo: Do ??this with me,
Yu: Yeah
Guo: "Who are you? ! "I'm his boyfriend." ""ah? ! A friend coming from afar is not enough for you, huh? ! ”
Yu: Oh, ho, what’s this mess?
Guo: Huh?
Yu: Where did you hear this?
Guo: Ignore me
Yu: Really?
Guo: Ignore me
Yu: Oh
Guo: As soon as the woman closed the door, the BMW left
Yu: Didn’t I ignore you?
Guo: I have to race with you today!
Yu: Ah, I’m still chasing him
Guo: Let’s fight to the death
Yu: Huh
Guo: I have a nickname "Thirteenth man in the second ring"!
Yu: Oh, it takes thirteen minutes to run the second ring
Guo: Thirteen days
Yu: Alas, not really How about it?
Guo: I was sleeping in the car, you know?
Yu: Wake up
Go after me. Like crazy
Yu: Ouch
Guo: After all, I have never driven faster than a BMW
Yu: That's true
Guo : I watched it go away in the sunset, it wasn’t my car.
Yu: What was it?
Guo: The pedal fell off
Ahem! Are you chasing the BMW on a bicycle?
It makes me crazy.
Guo: It doesn’t matter. Yes, I’m looking for someone else
Yu: Who are you looking for?
Guo: I’m looking for your father
Yu: Still looking for him
< p>Guo: If he can introduce me to this Zhugeshan delicacy, he can introduce me to Xia Pei glutinous rice balls next timeYu: Okay, two dishes
Guo: Come to your house Look at the note on the door
Yu: Ah
Guo: If you come looking for me, come back in fifteen days
Yu: Why fifteen days? < /p>
Guo: The police arrested the shampoo room
Yu: Went in