Guo Degang and Yu Qian’s cross talk lines

This is a pretext, not real life. It has been used in many jokes, such as "I Want to Make a Scandal" and "Qiang Qiang Four People"

"I Want to Make a Scandal" 》

Guo: Hahahahahahaha, some people say that they are good classmates, right?

Yu: Where are the good classmates?

Guo: Your family Everyone praises the teacher, why do they praise Qian'er?

Guo: Handsome? Okay. Not bad! Are there any more? Are there any more people?

Yu: Humanity Not bad

Guo: I can’t sell this humanity. Everyone admires the teacher, not only you but me too

Yu: Look at it

Guo: Yes

Yu: No

Guo: This is what I do both on and off the stage.

Yu: No prize

Yu: You praise it.

Guo: Do ??you believe it?

Yu: Isn’t that the case?

Guo: I believe it.

Yu: Take a big breath.

Guo: The Chinese cross talk teacher Yu is considered a person who has made money.

Yu: I dare not do this Said

Guo: It's very popular. There are many people who talk about cross talk. There are thousands of people in China who talk about cross talk, not all of you are like you.

Yu: That's true too

Guo: People are divided into three, six or nine grades, and meat is divided into three layers.

Yu: Oh no, where can there be such a comparison?

Guo: I said This person is different. He is different. There are people like Li Ka-shing who do business and people who jump off buildings.

Yu: Some of them lose money.

Guo: Talking about cross talk, you are so popular. How much does it cost and the one who can only attend temple fairs?

Yu: Temple fairs?

Guo: This person was useless before thirty years ago,

Yu: Oh

Guo: From the first day to the sixth day,

Yu: Temple fair

Guo: I can’t live without subsistence allowance,

Yu: I can’t make any money,

Guo: People have to die, and goods are not available (referring to Yu)

Yu: You are the goods. You point to the goods. What should I do?

Guo: That’s what I mean, everyone is willing to do it

Yu: Of course

Guo: People go to higher places, water Flow to the lower place

Yu: Hey

Guo: This is right

Yu: Oh

Guo: Why do people want to Okay?

Yu: Yeah

Guo: As far as the entertainment industry is concerned

Yu: Yes

Guo: There will be substance after coming back Sexual things

Yu: What substantial things?

Guo: It’s nothing more than fame and fortune.

Yu: Oh, just two words. .

Guo: I am such a big star

Yu; um

Guo: How much money can I make?

Yu: Yes

Guo: Look at what people are wearing,

Yu: A

Guo: Goldlion’s suit, Pierre Cardin’s shirt, Sheng Xifu’s hat , Apple jeans, Neiliansheng's shoes, Midel's skirt, do you know?

Yu: You said these are male and female movie stars?

Guo: Couple.< /p>

Yu: Hey, come out together and talk separately

Guo: They are very particular, can we compare with others?

Yu: That is

< p>Guo: Are we wearing one? Can't we? We're going to wear a crocodile's head as hard as we can,

Yu: Oh

Guo: Still like this, the crocodile's head is pointing over there.

Yu: Ah

Guo: Right or left?

Yu: Ah

Guo: Nowadays, all pirated copies are fake.

Yu: It’s not true at all.

Guo: We still buy pirated crocodiles now, the big crocodile is so big, (gestures)

Yu: Ao

Guo: People on the street ask,

Yu: A

Guo: How much does your gecko cost?

Yu: Ouch, you are so fake that you are bald.

Guo: I am a big star, an international movie star and a first-line figure, so I can still afford the food.

Is that okay?

Yu: What to eat?

Guo: In the morning, I will cook fried liver in Xianju, braised small intestines at noon, and (didn’t understand) in the evening

Yu: How shameful is this star? Are you eating this all day long?

Guo: It’s so satisfying. Can you compare with others if you eat this and you are rich?

Yu: No comparison.

Guo: When I go out, I get a BMW.

Yu: Oh,

Guo: I get a Mercedes-Benz.

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Yu: Sports car

Guo: Gabawu---------- drove away

Yu: What happened to the fake car?

Guo: Woo, let’s go

Yu: A

Guo: BMW and Mercedes-Benz International’s first-class car

Yu: That is

Guo: Is it okay to be a young actor?

Yu: No

Guo: Put together some money and buy a box of Charade.

Yu: One Xia Li in the box, how do you put people and machines together?

Guo: Put them together like this

Yu: Is it reasonable to put them together?

Guo: Squat Squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, squat, and squat, movie star, don’t care about spending money

Yu: That’s it

Guo: Everyone has to be a brand, not a brand, don’t do it

Yu: That’s right

:Oh

Guo: I went on a trip and took a boat and asked about it

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Is there a Titanic?

Yu: Okay! I am trying to die.

Guo: I am not trying to die. This is really amazing.

Yu: I have made money

Guo: Do ??you know? I also hope that I can be great.

Yu: Yes

Guo: Do ??you know? Everyone wants to be famous

Yu: Yes : Everyone wants this

Guo: When I walk on the street, I feel very depressed. To tell the truth

Yu: Yeah

Guo: You just sit at home and watch TV. Star, why don’t I exist?

Yu: What about you?

Guo: When I walk on the street, I bite myself, look at the place by myself

Yu: Oh

Guo:

Three feet of dragon spring and thousands of books, what does God want from me? If I cannot serve the country and bring peace to the world, whose husband am I?

Yu: What is this? Just wait a moment. OK, OK, OK, what are you doing to find a wife?

Guo: No, what about my four-line poem, right?

Yu: Then you can’t just recognize your wife randomly.

Guo: That’s what I mean

Yu: Ah

Guo: That’s what I mean This means, how can I become famous, so famous?

Yu: You also have to work hard and figure it out.

Guo: I was just thinking about this. When I turned around, I saw your father.

Yu: Oh, my dad

Guo: Yu Qian’s father, Yu Xiaoqian,

Yu: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. .Do you know?

Guo: Yu Heqian, whose character is crane

Yu: whose character is crane?

Guo: No

< p>Yu: Don't be fooled

Guo: Don't be happy, I hit you right and the shampoo room came out. The old man is very excited

Yu: Hit it there Are you still energetic when you come out?

Guo: Ask your dad. Oh, the old man came out here, he is in high spirits

Yu: Oh

Guo: Degang , what are you doing here? I've been here before. There is a woman sitting inside knocking on the glass,

Yu: Ah

Guo: Ding ding ding ding, I'm Seeing that there are too many vulgarities,

Yu: Yes

Guo: I will go in and fight against those three vulgarities.

Yu: Ouch! Just go against the three vulgarities?

Guo: Look, you are really amazing.

Yu: A

Guo: You, are you going out for a walk?

Yu: A

Guo: Ah, I didn’t walk. I didn’t walk.

Yu: You didn’t walk.

No one spoke like that

Guo: Everyone heard you going for a walk,

Yu: Make it clear

Guo: The old man never said this. The word "wan"

Yu: Hey, stop talking, just go for a walk

Guo: Go for a walk, what's the matter, boy, you're so sad, so sad

Yu: What's wrong?

Guo: It’s not popular all over the world either

Yu: I still think about it.

Guo: How can we be so great?

Yu: A

Guo: Honey, it’s okay if you meet me.

Yu: What?

Guo: Let’s go, my brother will enlighten you

Yu: No! What generation are you in?

Guo: Hey, let’s just say that we are all like that...

Yu: That’s right

Guo: I said let’s not, don’t, don’t, don’t, press Junior, junior, senior, junior, I said let’s go, don’t press junior, (can’t hear clearly) come to the bar, let’s sit down for a while

Yu: oh

Guo: The old man is quite trendy

Yu: Fashionable

Guo: Hey, when we turned the corner of the bar, we entered, and the waiter, the waiter, came over. Why don't you two eat?

Yu: Where's the bar?

Guo: Sit down, sit here, would you like something to eat? I said give me a bottle UFO in 1985

Yu: Oh, there is no place to look for it, there is no place to look for it

Guo: What is it called?

To: XO

Guo: Let’s have a bottle of XO

To: Yes

Guo: Let’s have a plate of edamame and crack a few Big Kidney

Yu: Is this worthy of a set?

Guo: Can you control it? Me

Yu: Just eat it like this,

Guo: Can you control it? Ah? They’re all here,

Yu: It’s true

Guo: Your dad picked up a UF

Yu: XO

Guo: Bah , Pfft, Chao Chao Chao Chao Chao (drinking), here comes a lifetime of eggs! Bring it quickly

Yu: It’s like you haven’t eaten

Guo: Knock it inside

< p>Yu: Who said that?

Guo: Come on, let’s drink. Don’t worry about it. Drink first, and we will perish together.

Yu: Oh, what kind of knowledge is this?

Guo: Tell me what is going on? There's nothing wrong with me. I just want to be famous and I'm going crazy. How can I be famous?

Yu: Please give me some advice.

Guo: Okay, I am motivated.

Yu: That’s fine

Guo: We have finished counting our years. When we finish counting, it’s up to you. Don't be angry, I thought it was amazing back then,

Yu: I had the same idea

Guo: I thought it was amazing too, but I was naughty at the time. I was 400 points short of being admitted to Peking University. .

Yu: Ah? Then just don't take the exam.

Guo: I regret it now. Lord, I hope you can get ahead,

Yu: Oh

Guo: Don’t look, don’t look, you are not my son, I tell you, I am just like your son< /p>

Yu: What’s the mess?

Guo: Don't be happy, I'm confused

Yu: Who is so confused?

Guo: I drank, I drank

Yu: I have to make it clear when I drink.

Guo: I hope you are well.

Yu: That’s it

Guo: Let me give you a move, right? How can I become famous?

Yu: Please tell me.

Guo: Let me tell you, if you want to be famous, publish a book first

Yu: Publish a book

Guo: If you want to publish a book, first get into trouble.

Yu: Something happened?

Guo: I almost had an accident just now. What's the matter? A car passing by my anti-sansu gate almost scared me

Yu: Ouch

Guo: I thought they caught me.

Yu: Ah?

Guo: Not feelings.

Yu: Stop talking about it

Guo: Is he trying to persuade me? Please enlighten me. I said let’s not talk about this anymore. Tell me how I can become famous. ,

Yu: Still thinking about this

Guo: Let me give you some advice. What are you going to do?

What kind of ability can you do?

Yu: Which line of work do you like?

Guo: I have been involved in this literary and art circle for so many years. I have said that I have done cross-talk, singing, acting, writing, and acting as a supporting role in TV series. I have done everything in the crew.

Yu: What do you like to do most?

Guo: I, I don’t know, I can do it all, anything, whether it’s music or anything else.

Yu: Ah

Guo: Anyway, it’s best to get one in this circle,

Yu: Oh

Guo: Do ??you want to Go ahead, there are high and low in this industry,

Yu: Right.

Guo: Let’s talk about your side. Are you okay with elegant music and ballet? If you want to die, I'll make do with it.

Yu: Xian'er is out of luck.

Guo: I said this must be quite embarrassing,

Yu: That is

Guo: But me, I'm afraid that if I can't help it, I'll just take it for granted. Son, someone gave me a ticket when I came back. A ticket for the concert. Now I haven’t gone.

Yu: Let’s go.

Guo: I’ll take you there. The influence is The first step,

Yu: Hey, understand first

Guo: The old man is so caring, he took me to the concert, ah, violin,

Yu: Okay

Guo: Sitting there, oh, everyone around me is sitting there in a suit, and my neck is washed and clean,

Yu: Why are you looking at people's necks?

Guo: Where are you sitting? The master on the stage is playing the violin. Your father is watching carefully. After an hour, your father stood up: "This grandson hasn't sawed it yet. ”

Yu: Hey, why do you want to be a carpenter?

Guo: Uncle, let’s go.

Yu: Hey, don’t lose this job. .

Guo: It has to be marked by people.

Yu: Yes

Guo: Oh, that’s not a carpenter

Yu: He's not a carpenter at all

Guo: I thought he was a prop maker

Yu: Where did it happen?

Guo: This, this (how? I can’t hear you clearly. I hope someone can catch it clearly and add it, at 10 minutes and 35 seconds)

Yu: Stop doing it

Guo: What else can you do? I, I can What are you doing? I can’t do the band, but I have a good voice.

Yu: Oh

Guo: I have a good voice for singing

Yu: Sing

Guo :The great singing star became famous in just one performance.

Yu: He became famous in just one performance

Guo: It’s amazing. I said I can sing opera and drums quietly, but I can sing with such a voice Wrong pronunciation position

Yu: Right

Guo: Shout!

Yu: What are you doing?

Guo: Get up early in the morning, I'll take you to shout your voice

Yu: Oh, let's practice your voice

Guo: Yes, let's take a walk. Let's find a riverside. Find a side where there is no smoke. Shouting, everyone shouting for their lives,

Yu: Oh

Guo: There must be water and rivers.

Yu: Practice Shui Yin'er

Guo: To practice Shui Yin'er, my father and I got up at 4 o'clock in the morning

Yu: Ah

Guo: Coming out of the shampoo room,

Yu: You haven't been idle all night. Did you get up in the morning?

Guo: Let's take a rest.

Yu: Where can we rest?

Guo: By the river at Yongdingmen. He said, honey, come on, shout a paragraph, ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~I didn’t go back all night,

Yu: Ah?

Guo: When I turned around, I saw a wolf coming out of the hillside over there,

Yu: Okay, the wolf has been summoned

Guo: Look at the wolf,

Yu: Look at the wolf too.

Guo: I don’t even dare to go out. Sheng'er,

Yu: Yes

Guo: I'm scared to death, "Speak!"

Yu: That's

< p>Guo: Your father didn’t see it.

Yu: Oh

Guo: I’ll leave it to you, ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Louder) Hey, a red-headed female wolf ran away.

Yu: This is the real root

Guo: I understand.

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Wolves are afraid of dogs

Yu: Go! They all make dog noises Are you here?

Guo: It’s quite exciting to shout.

Yu: It’s not that exciting. Real people keep shouting.

Guo: I thought about it, singing is not easy,

Yu: Yes

Guo: There are many singers in China,

Yu; Ah

Guo: Not many people make money

Yu: Same thing

Guo: After thinking about it, I still want to film and television dramas,

Yu: Oh, make movies. Making TV

Guo: Ah, this is so fast.

Yu: Yes

Guo: Can you watch me when I act in a TV series?

Yu: Yeah

Guo: You

Dad said, "Okay, I support you, but remember not to make those commercial films."

Yu: Commercial

Guo: You can't make commercial films that are tasteless, vulgar, vulgar, and vulgar

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Yu: Three vulgar ones

Guo: Only art films are allowed

Yu: Look, it’s classy enough

Guo: I’ll follow you Say, what, that kind of thing? "Lust, Caution"

Yu: Huh? ! Are you going to "Lust, Caution"?

Guo: My favorite is this one, "Lust, Caution"

Yu: Is this an art film?

Guo: Body art film.

Yu: Yes, alas! Okay, don't give me a name. Just look at the human body. Look at this.

Guo: No, let me think about it, this is a piece of cake.

Yu: What kind of piece of cake is it?

Guo: It doesn’t matter what you make, as long as you make a movie, it will become popular.

Yu: Just take the photo

Guo: From now on, my reputation will be restored.

Yu: OK, OK

Guo: We all know each other on the street

Yu: Yes

Guo: At that time, everyone talked about each other It must be said that the famous one is like Guo Degang,

Yu: Yes

Guo: Injecting water is like Yu Qianer

Yu: Who Inject water? Do you know that only water is injected into pork?

Guo: Just say it this way

Yu: Don’t use metaphors

Guo: Look, I don’t know this director. Your father is happy. "I will introduce it to you",

Yu: Oh, he knows him

Guo: I know him. I was the one who introduced Yu Qianer's third-level films.

Yu: Ouch! I haven't taken any pictures.

Guo: Why haven’t you taken any photos?

Yu: Where have I ever filmed a Category III film?

Guo: It’s a small TV series that’s rated three, one, two, three, and three.

Yu: Is it such a three-level film?

Guo: What do you think?

Yu: I don’t think so! Huh. You are not (Guo’s voice was too loud to hear)

Guo: You are the naked substitute for male No. 9

Yu: Oops. I even stood in for male number 9 naked!

Guo: OK. Your father gave me an idea.

Yu: Ah

Guo: Let me introduce you to a great director,

Yu: A director?

Guo: I have always been a director.

Yu: Ouch, this is too convoluted.

Guo: Okay, okay, I’m very excited. I’ll be famous all over the world right now.

Yu: Oh

Guo: This meeting Let's buy something for someone.

Yu: Take a look

Guo: What do you want to buy for others (two words)?

Yu: Ah

Guo: Let me ask your father,

Yu: What's the matter?

Guo: The old man has a broad vision,

Yu: Oh,

Guo: Follow me,

Yu: What is he doing?

Guo: Buy something tasteful.

Yu: Where?

Guo: When I opened the store and took a look, my liver trembled.

Yu: What?

Guo: Bird's nest, shark's fin, sea cucumber, abalone,

Yu: They are all high-end,

Guo: This old man has never seen any of the best things. Such a reasonable and great old man,

Yu: What’s wrong?

Guo: I went over to pick up the bird's nest and have a look. There are white bird's nests, red ones, blood bird's nests, etc. How can ordinary people eat these?

Yu: The old man understands.

Guo: The old man picked it up and looked at it, how much does this Japanese melon cost?

Yu: Japanese melon?

Guo: The waiter ignored us.

Yu: That is.

Guo: Go down and pick up a piece of fish maw.

Yu: Yeah

Guo: (4 words)

Yu: Don’t understand anything

Guo: Pick up a piece of abalone Come on, is this the liver of a clam?

Yu: Ouch

Guo: Look at the American ginseng

Yu: Ah

Guo: Guimujiang is okay.

Picked up another sea cucumber, how much does shit cost? Go quickly, go quickly, go quickly

Yu: Is there anyone selling dog poop here? Are you going to spend money on everything?

Guo: Don’t bother me, don’t bother me,

Yu: That’s it

Guo: I have some of that in stock at home. The CD I bought on the street

Yu: Ah?

Guo: I couldn’t bear to watch the CD of an art film, so I gave it to the director.

Yu: Hey, this is the right way.

Guo: Confused, we have made a reservation, I said let’s treat the director to a meal

Yu: Hey

Guo: Call and ask What do you eat? The director is very humble

Yu: Oh

Guo: I want to eat Lanzhou cuisine, hum

Yu: Lanzhou cuisine?

Guo: Do ??you want wide or thin strips? I can do either.

Yu: It’s Lanzhou Ramen, isn’t it? !

Guo: Lanzhou cuisine.

Yu: What are you cooking?

Guo: Oh, I admire this director so much when we meet him.

Yu: Ah

Guo: This person is very meticulous.

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Yu: Really?

Guo: A full beard. (Gesturing that his face is full of hair)

Yu: Ouch! Full length face.

Guo: Good director. Director, look at me, (picking eyebrows)

Yu: This director has been transformed into a beauty.

Guo: What did you reserve? (Unintelligible) (Plucks eyebrows)

Yu: I’ve never heard of it, are you flirting with me now? !

Guo: It’s time to salivate.

Yu: Okay!

Guo: Hello, I heard that you are so elegant, haha, even the flies can’t see you

Yu: That means, he can’t see the flies yet.

Guo: Haha, you are so classy. Why are you so elegant? Do you have any tips? (picking eyebrows)

Yu: Okay, stop flirting, let’s talk

Guo: Talk,

Yu: Yes

Guo: Hey, do I have any secrets?

Yu: A

Guo: Be diligent

Yu: Great

Guo: This is the time to drink coffee for others Used for drinking beer.

Yu: Ouch! This is not as good as drinking coffee.

Guo: Sit here

Yu: A

Guo: Wide strips and thin strips, one side is high and low.< /p>

Yu: Look at this movement

Guo: Finished eating,

Yu: Ah

Guo: Let’s talk about our business Erba

Yu: Hey, tell me,

Guo: What is the name of our film?

Yu: A

Guo: Oh, war movies, "How the Three Customs Are Made>>,

Yu: Hey, the Three Customs are also Use refining?

Guo: Let me talk about me, what should I play? Play a hero,

Yu: Okay,

Guo: As soon as you appear, I will shoot you to death from behind,

Yu: Oops, I'll kill you. ?

Guo: I only show up for such a big drama,

Yu: A

Guo: Two-faced

Yu: What?

Guo: There is a photo of you on the grave at the back.

Yu: Alas, you might as well be naked.

Guo: How is it? This, who is our photographer?

Yu: Ah

Guo: Oh, I didn’t come today.

Yu: What’s wrong?

Guo: I have a wedding party

Yu: Well! The grade can’t be higher than this

Guo: What’s the cost? Oh, what’s the cost? You can have fun and drink

Yu: Ah?! Okay, no money

Guo: How much do you want? Just chip in and we'll figure it out together then, drink! No. I'll listen to you! This is a liar.

Yu: Pure liar

Guo: I hate him so much that I point my finger at him: I'll get out of here!

Yu: Hey, who can get out?!

Guo: Wrong statement

Yu: Why are you so anxious while talking?

Guo: Oops, I sat in the room after I got home and I was so worried

Yu: Ah,

Guo: How can I become famous?

Yu: Still thinking about this

Guo: How can I become famous all over the world?

Yu: Ah,

Guo: I want to use my good idea to

Yu: What’s the idea?

Guo: I, I can use some other method.

Yu: What method?

Guo: For example,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Exposing celebrities

Yu: Oh, let’s talk about celebrities.

< p>Guo: Hey, let’s see who gets the red roll.

Yu: scolded

Guo: I just said that he used to be a lot of (2 words not clear) people

Yu: Oh

Guo: I just said this is so shameless.

Yu: It’s hard to say anything

Guo: Hey, it’s best I know A.

Yu: Oh

Guo: So I am a friend, and it’s fun for me to expose him.

Yu: You can Talk about this.

Guo: This friend of mine basically stays here with you, eh

Yu: Ah?!

Guo: I know a boy who has a child.

Yu: Oh

Guo: Murderer

Yu: Oh

Guo: Do ??you know? He's about to die.

Yu: Oh

Guo: How about I expose him and say he spits everywhere?

Yu: This is not good. This is almost killing me. What's the use of people?

Guo: What did you say?

Yu: A

Guo: I have to, I have to hype A

Yu: Think about it

Guo: I will sue them. I found a few experts and sued them for plagiarism.

Yu: Plagiarism

Guo: Yes, find a few great writers, I said they copied everything they wrote and I got it

Yu: It was your previous < /p>

Guo: Oh, they copied so much

Yu: Oh

Guo: They copied it before I even thought about it

Yu: Then it’s not called plagiarism

Guo: What should I do?

Yu: A

Guo: I scold others

Yu: Oh, are you still scolding

Guo: I scold the ancients

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Yu: Oh, people from the past

Guo: Hey, scold the ancient people and elevate my status

Yu: Okay,

Guo: I said Confucius was illiterate,

Yu: Ah?

Guo: I said Zhuge Liang was a gangster

Yu: Oh

Guo: I said Li Bai and Li Qingzhao were gay

Yu: This How can a man and a woman be homosexual? !

Guo: Both of them are surnamed Li

Yu: If both of them are surnamed Li, does that mean they are gay?

Guo: Hey hey, that’s it

Yu: What kind of mess are you doing? Aren't you talking nonsense?

Guo: Yes, I will go to Wangfujing to scold you

Yu: Ah?

Guo: There are many people, and I will become red when I scold you

Yu: On the street?

Guo: Go to Wangfujing, go to Wangfujing and have a look

Yu: A

Guo: There was a man spitting there, and he was fined one hundred.

Yu: One hundred yuan

Guo: If you spit on the ground, you will be fined one hundred yuan,

Yu: A

Guo: This is nonsense How much is the fine for swearing? I'll go back quickly!

Yu: I have to be punished to death

Guo: This time I came up with a good idea

Yu: Ah

Guo: I You can expose your privacy

Yu: Yes, tell me about yourself

Guo: Is it okay to talk about my own shameless things

Yu: Alas, cough,

Guo: I’ll just say it, I’ll just say that Yu Qian’er is my illegitimate daughter,

Yu: Oops!

Guo: I’m so popular

Yu: No, why are you taking me by yourself?

Guo: You, something happened anyway. I became famous overnight

Yu: So why is the man an illegitimate daughter?

Guo: It’s just you who permed your hair.

Yu: Ouch! If you perm your hair, you’re a girl?

Guo: What did I say? I said, I said I had plastic surgery. Why! Plastic surgery!

Yu: This line of work

Guo: It’s said on the Internet, whether this plastic surgery or that one has had plastic surgery

Yu: It’s popular

Guo: I also said you had plastic surgery

Yu: How did you get the plastic surgery?

Guo: I had foot changes (is that the word for it) last year? I dug them out

Yu: Your foot changes count as plastic surgery

Guo : Did you find it?

Yu: Why are you so stupid?

Guo: Doesn’t this count?

Yu: What kind of plastic surgery is this leg change?

Guo: Are you not giving people a way to survive? I started taking photo albums when I was 9 years old.

Yu: You still plan to come.

Guo: If you want to be rich, take off your pants first

Yu: Who said that? Where is this sentence?

Guo: Don’t worry about whether it’s good or bad, just take a look.

Yu: It’s just fresh.

Guo: Really? I'll do the half-dressed one first, and the shirtless one first. Let's talk about it later. First, take off your upper body. Make a piece of grass, put a towel on it, lie down on the ground, and take a big photo

Yu: Ah

Guo: After washing, come and see me, everyone, take a look, oh< /p>

Yu: How is it?

Guo: This Shaanxi and South China tiger

Yu: Ouch, a female is being raised

Guo: Oh, oh, let me see My skin. (I don’t know if it’s right or not) You hate me so much. Isn’t this trying to bully me? Do you still want me to live? Ah?

Yu: Just live.

Guo: I’m so angry,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: How can I be famous?

Yu: Still thinking

Guo: Oh, I’m so worried. I haven’t killed anyone in three days.

Yu: Oh, I haven’t eaten human flesh for three days.

Guo: Nonsense, why did you eat if I didn’t kill you?

Yu: Well, why do you want to open a meat factory?

Guo: Alas, I thought of an idea. Where can I have a scandal?

Yu: Tidbits of news!

Guo: Oh, that’s great!

Yu: Scandal!

Guo: It will become popular after this speculation!

Yu: What about this?

Guo: This is the most suitable!

Yu: How appropriate?

Guo: I, I, I support female celebrities, I, I spend some money

Yu: You support female celebrities

Guo: Maintain female celebrities

Yu: Oh

Guo: I came to foreign countries first, what about foreign countries and domestic ones?

Yu: There are high-end ones abroad.

Guo: There are high-end ones abroad. I’m covering Wu Teng Lan. Hey, do you think taking care of Wu Teng Lan will affect my personality?

Yu: No, you are both dedicated enough

Guo: Xu, he shoots more than 200 plays a year

Yu: Oh, Okay, stop doing this, you're dead!

Guo: Look, I won’t leave you alone. I'll pay for the domestic ones, which are cheaper.

Yu: Domestic

Guo: Domestic, I come, who am I to come?

(Someone called "Sister Furong" below)

Guo: Huh? Sister Furong is here? This is a bit heartless. (Laughing wildly) Hate it, I have to cover the one with great deeds.

Yu: Think about it

Guo: Me, I’ll take care of that, I’ll do it, Anita Mui

Yu: Hey, he’s dead

< p>Guo: Oh, Ruan Lingyu, Zhou Xuan

Yu: Why are you pouring this up more and more?

Guo: Are they all here? Are they here?

Yu: Even now, I am from the grandma generation.

Guo: Oh, no

Yu: No more

Guo: You’re all killed

Yu: Oh? ! I didn’t do it

Guo: Oh Du, don’t you leave one?

Yu: Think about it again

Guo: Actually, I have no choice. What should I do if she gets pregnant? I'll go find your father.

Yu: What are you doing?

Guo: The old man has plenty of experience. Let me ask him for advice.

Yu: Let him still

Guo: What do you think we should do?

Yu: Ah

Guo: Your father is happy, it’s expensive to have a female star,

Yu: Oh

Guo: A female celebrity student. Package the female students from the film and television school for the cheap ones

Yu: What a good idea this old man has?

Guo: Can I say it’s cheap? "Look! You see the same thing, right? Do you know this is a potential stock?"

Yu: Potential?

Guo: Yeah

Yu: Are you here for stock trading?

Guo: Your dad will introduce one to me.

Yu: Oh

Guo: A female student from a large film and television school in Beijing

Yu: Yes

Guo: Shooting Acted in many movies

Yu: Filmed

Guo: Very beautiful

Yu: Oh

Guo: My name is Zhuge Shanzhen

Yu: Oh, why is your name so humming?

Guo: I said yes, call Shanzhen

Yu: Hey, what about the seafood?

Guo: This Yu Qian’s father, Yu Xiaoqian, Yu , Mr. Yu Laoqian

Yu: I didn’t say this

Guo: Let me get to know you and call you my girlfriend. Okay, come find me at your school.

Yu: Oh

Guo: Bring some small gifts,

Yu: Oh, I want a gift

Guo: Be on time

Yu: Of course

Guo: As soon as she asked for a gift, it became a matter of course

Yu: I have this idea

Guo : What are you going to order?

Yu: A

Guo: I want that (I don’t know) thing

Yu: Oh

Guo: I won’t die once Has everything gone bad? I said it’s okay

Yu: Got it

Guo: Hang up at the school gate,

Yu: Go find her

Guo: There are cars in front of the school

Yu: Yes

Guo: There are good cars, ah

Yu: Oh

Guo: All the major entrepreneurs in Beijing are staying there.

Yu: Yes, they all met there

Guo: In a while, there will be a "ring~~~~~" ~~”

Yu: School is over

Guo: As soon as the school door opens, oh, all these girls are out

Yu: Oops

Guo: One by one, the flesh is hidden and the flesh is revealed

Yu: Ah, then there will be nothing left except the flesh

Guo: After leaving, open the car door Car

Yu: Ah

Guo: Everyone is gone. I am also wondering where is my Taoist?

Yu: Master Tao?

Guo: Where have my treasures gone?

Yu: This is like the name of a Taoist master

Guo: Wait, I’ll come out over there in a while, beautiful

Yu: Good-looking

Guo: Good-looking

Yu: Ah

Guo: Come over quickly, oh, this (action)

Yu: What are you doing if you want to enter the Tao? ?

Guo: The monk is here, the Taoist is here (add actions)

Yu: It’s useless, what do you mean?

Guo: Did I say you are pretty good? My name is Guo Degang, guess who I am?

Yu: With your IQ, how can you trust others?

Guo: Mr. Yu asked me to come to you

Yu: Don’t mention this?

Guo: Are you willing to be my next ex-girlfriend?

Yu: You didn’t even co-write it with your girlfriend?

Guo: I don’t plan to spend the rest of my life with her.

Yu: Then you can’t take such a big step

Guo: I...

Yu: OK

Guo: I said I planned to talk to her and talk about how we can be friends

Yu: Yes

Guo: In the future, I can ensure that you become famous

Yu: Tell her

Guo: I can give you five hundred yuan a month

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Buy a car, a house, and a mink coat All is fine,

Yu: Heh

Guo: You can go to all kinds of stores, you can go, I will give you a card and you can use it as you like,

< p>Yu: OK

Guo: There is no money in the card

Yu: What should I use?

Guo: Nonsense, stop talking nonsense, where is my gift?

Yu: Look at the gift first

Guo: Ah, let me look at the gift first. It has not deteriorated. Do you think my bottle of preservative is suitable?

Yu: No, how did you figure this out?

Guo: You, just give this to me? You said you would make me famous, but you didn't fulfill your words

Yu: That's right

Guo: I said what's wrong with you? It is only appropriate to cash the check

Yu: Oh

Guo: I am not a banker,

Yu: That is?

Guo: I am a bank robber. I am

Yu: Well, I am so poor that I am crazy

Guo: Ah, I will make sure you eat spicy food from now on. Drink spicy food and wear spicy clothes

Yu: Oh, why did you take her to Sichuan?

Guo: I was talking about bringing a BMW over there.

Yu: Yeah

Guo: As soon as the car door opened, the boy came down

Yu: Huh

Guo: He came directly to me.

Who is this? Who is this?

Yu: Ask you

Guo: This woman was so happy, "Let me introduce you, this is my boyfriend." I said, "Hey! I said I planned to keep her." Are you planning to keep her too? You're being ridiculous."

Yu: That's A

Guo: The man was happy, "Okay, you're quite brave, huh? Standing in front of me and talking about this? Huh, fetch water from the well and sell it by the river.

Confucius recited the Three-Character Sutra in front of Guan Gong's gate, and rebelled against the three customs in front of Qu Xie's gate.

Yu: What kind of mess are you doing?

Guo: Do ??this with me,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: "Who are you? ! "I'm his boyfriend." ""ah? ! A friend coming from afar is not enough for you, huh? ! ”

Yu: Oh, ho, what’s this mess?

Guo: Huh?

Yu: Where did you hear this?

Guo: Ignore me

Yu: Really?

Guo: Ignore me

Yu: Oh

Guo: As soon as the woman closed the door, the BMW left

Yu: Didn’t I ignore you?

Guo: I have to race with you today!

Yu: Ah, I’m still chasing him

Guo: Let’s fight to the death

Yu: Huh

Guo: I have a nickname "Thirteenth man in the second ring"!

Yu: Oh, it takes thirteen minutes to run the second ring

Guo: Thirteen days

Yu: Alas, not really How about it?

Guo: I was sleeping in the car, you know?

Yu: Wake up

Go after me. Like crazy

Yu: Ouch

Guo: After all, I have never driven faster than a BMW

Yu: That's true

Guo : I watched it go away in the sunset, it wasn’t my car.

Yu: What was it?

Guo: The pedal fell off

Ahem! Are you chasing the BMW on a bicycle?

It makes me crazy.

Guo: It doesn’t matter. Yes, I’m looking for someone else

Yu: Who are you looking for?

Guo: I’m looking for your father

Yu: Still looking for him

< p>Guo: If he can introduce me to this Zhugeshan delicacy, he can introduce me to Xia Pei glutinous rice balls next time

Yu: Okay, two dishes

Guo: Come to your house Look at the note on the door

Yu: Ah

Guo: If you come looking for me, come back in fifteen days

Yu: Why fifteen days? < /p>

Guo: The police arrested the shampoo room

Yu: Went in