According to the older generation, this story is true. It happened on a hill by the Dongpo River, which was called "Ghost Head Mountain" by the older generation.
It is said that several years ago, a notorious robbery team entered a small village that had been ruined and uninhabited for a long time. This village used to be very busy and crowded, but a sudden plague brought bad luck to this village a few years ago. As a result, the whole village died of the plague. After the incident, the local * * * department sent a disinfection medical organization to collect the bodies of these dead people. After about half a day, these medical staff also died inexplicably. A woman appeared on the screen with a pale face and purple eyes. It looks like it was beaten, and the white clothes are covered with black blood. There is a deep bone wound on the neck, and blood keeps pouring out. It seems that this is her fatal wound. I was killed and died miserably, as if I had seen something terrible before I died. After the incident spread, it triggered a heated discussion. Since then, the village has gradually been regarded as a fierce place, and no one dares to take it anymore. It was not until one day a few years later that some shepherds dared to pass by this fierce place that had been neglected for many years, but here and now it was already in the depths of the overgrown and dense jungle. From a distance, it still gives people a feeling of goose bumps.
I want to tell you this story here. As we all know, in the annual festival, Tomb-Sweeping Day is dedicated to paying homage to the dead and sweeping graves, but don't forget that there is still some connection with the dead on another day. In the traditional concept, the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month is commonly known as "Ghost Festival". In other words, this day is the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month. People with a heart naturally dare not go home late. I'm afraid some careless people will go home at night.
According to the elders, that night was already a quiet night, and people were tired of the lights. A drunk happened to pass by this fierce place and saw this small mountain village that had been abandoned for many years. It was very lively, and the villagers came and went, and there was laughter everywhere. Seeing this, the drunk thought it was still daytime and went into the village by mistake. He came to a thatched cottage and suddenly heard the evil wind and crying. At first he was drunk and didn't agree. When the wine slowly dissipated and his spirit recovered, he found himself standing in a mass grave. There are endless graves in front of us, and what's more, there are many wreaths and paper bundles in front of us. Suddenly, the cry I just heard instantly turned into laughter. What is even more puzzling is that the laughter at this time comes from many people, and what scares him most is that in front of his eyes, there is a paper man standing in parallel with himself. Seeing this, the drunk stepped back in fear and shouted angrily, "Who are you to pretend to be a ghost to scare me?"? Get out! " The newspaperman also took a few steps forward. Suddenly, the paper man's body was covered with bright red blood, and he gave a burst of yinxiao: "I can't enter the underworld to be reincarnated, so I ask you for help." The drunk shouted, "I don't know how to revive the soul." On the first day when it was useless for you to find me, samar turned into a hunchbacked old woman, and I turned into a beautiful young woman according to her instructions. At the edge of the forest, we changed into a magnificent palace with a golden gate. The two returned to the company and told the company commander.
Never retreat, no one dares to stand.
Slowly abandoned ... jade windows. Summer let me sit by the door, and she went to find someone who could sell her soul. I don't know what conditions those people who can sell their souls will offer, and I can't look at them, because samar said that the light in my eyes would scare them away, so I covered my eyes with long hair. . "Say that finish this, all of a sudden, many blood-stained paper people emerged from the grave and approached the drunk. When the drunk saw this, he was naturally scared to death. ...
The next day, a shepherd found him in the straw pile and saved him, but the man was so scared that he was schizophrenic that he kept shouting a name that others didn't understand, "Blood Paper Man". Then, after a short period of treatment, this "blood paper man" thing slowly emerged from his mouth. Since then, the fierce place has become more fierce. This matter, after rumors, quickly spread to the ears of this grave robbery team. Therefore, after full preparation, this tomb-robbing team wants to enter this dangerous place to find out.
At this time, it has been three years since the "blood paper man".
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It is said that Ghost Festival will come after beginning of autumn this year. The gloomy Dongpo River is getting cold.
At dusk, a row of formations flying south slowly passed by. Looking through the sparse jungle, a touch of setting sun falls like blood; On the open field, Western jackdaw in the west wailed miserably; The night is as dark as ink, and the dry mountain is hidden in the stone wall of Yitian.
It's dark and windy, and I can't see my fingers. Suddenly, several faint sparks floated across the sky and looked at it. As if nothing had happened, it was like a fairy falling into the world of mortals for nine days, which was amazing.
"Everyone to prepare first! As soon as it gets dark, we will start. " The speaker is a man with a big beard, heavy eyebrows, slender limbs and a domineering look. Next to him, there are three people: a short and thin man, a man with glasses, and another fat man. The four people are like living dead. Beard put out the cigarette in his hand with his fingers and paused: "Look, there are many ghosts and fires on the other side of the mountain, and it's gloomy. We'll start work later. Let's burn some incense first, worship these ghosts, and burn some mingbi for them, so as not to scare us. "
"Well," the three men said in unison, "I hope we can go down to the grave early tonight. I'm glad you came and found the treasure." Under the command of bearded head, four people picked up the guy and left in the dark.
In front of the four people, the darkness swallowed up the endless mountains, and a lonely mountain stood alone on the earth. On this lonely mountain, four figures hurried by one after another. Western jackdaw in the west is weeping in the branches, as if possessed by a soul. The four men went to the lonely mountain and looked up. Leng Yue emerged from the mountain. If it weren't for that drunk, it would be hard for four people to think that such an ancient tomb was hidden by Dongpo River. What a surprise! The four people first concluded that this is a cliff cave tomb, with a mountain as the cave and four walls? F rock barrier. At the foot of the mountain, the clear Dongpo River winds and flows quietly. Four people have drilled this ancient tomb with Luoyang shovel, and they know the main structure and distribution pattern of the ancient tomb like the back of their hands. To their delight, they found the entrance to the tomb.
In ancient China, the funeral grandmother replied, "Yes, what's the matter? You went to see it secretly? " This system has been passed down from generation to generation. In the folk, on the 15th day of the seventh lunar month, the gates of hell are wide open, and Yan Luowang will release the tortured ghost and set it free for a while. On this day, people call it "Ghost Festival". If there is nothing, many people will stay indoors and stay indoors. Even if the paper was used for ancestor worship, it would have melted long after dark.
It is said to be the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month. The four men were just about to dig the tomb door into the tomb on Halloween. When the night is dim, everything comes to an abrupt end. At this moment, it seems to be a real hell on earth, which is creepy.
"Yes, it's a tomb raider." In the dim light, the horrible stone carvings shine brightly. The beard gently peels off the dust of the brave and the brave with a brush. By the light, four people were dumbfounded. It is really an ancient tomb that has been dusty in front of them for thousands of years. It seems that the structure of this tomb is exactly the same as that they explored with a shovel, but the entrance to the tomb was blocked by a thick stone door. A pair of dragons hovered around the outer wall, fierce and breathtaking. According to the practice of grave robbery, the four men stood still and looked at the grave, and then waited for an opportunity to find the passage they entered. The purpose of this is obvious, to prevent the authorities from being caught. It is also recorded in ancient books, but all ancient tombs have their own organ buttons to prevent theft. If the grave robbers are not careful, they will be buried in the news. In this regard, the great historian Sima Qian described the mausoleum of Qin Shihuang in detail in Historical Records.
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In the dead of night, the wind in early autumn is mixed with the heat in summer. When it blows over vilen, pieces of ghost fire are erratic. Bearded with a flashlight on both sides of the shek mun, letter hand from the waist out of the family style, gradually close to the tomb door. At this time, the sound of metal knocking spread through the open grave to the whole excavated mountain. To tell the truth, four people have never met such a tomb, and there must be gold, silver, jade or precious stone necklaces buried in it. The thought of this, four people's hearts can not help but worry again. Suddenly, in the firelight, an invisible cross button flashed. Four people approached a look, and this cross-shaped button is the official message to open this mysterious tomb door. To be on the safe side, the four men put on bulletproof vests and gas masks. I don't know how many times there have been such moments. Bye, sexy. For a professional grave robbery group like them, even if the treasure theft fails, it can't be wasted.
Four people carefully pull the cross button on the wall, dozens of miles away from the wall, low mountains in the bright moonlight, very bright. With a loud noise, the stone gate of the dragonfly tomb opened to both sides. This surprised the four people, thinking that crossbow gas would have fatal consequences when opening the tomb door. But I didn't think of it now. On the contrary, it was peaceful. Beard took a deep breath, apparently to release his nervousness. Later, he said to three people, "Now the stone gate of the tomb has been opened. Brothers, cheer up and let's go in together."
All four people lit the torches they carried with them and slowly walked into the tomb against the wall. Unexpectedly, under the torch, all the murals on the wall were exposed. When the short and thin man saw this scene, he couldn't help but let out a cry of surprise. Beard growled, "You want to scare people to death! What do you mean? " The short and thin man said, "Boss, you don't know. These murals are beautifully painted and vivid in content. We just sold them, and this life is enough. " The other two looked at each other and said, "Really? We don't see any value in it. " The short thin man said, "You don't know that this cliff cave tomb has gone through thousands of years, and everything here is worth thousands of dollars." When he said this, the four men had advanced several meters. In the silent grave, only their light footsteps rustle.
This cliff cave tomb was excavated from the whole mountain, and the scale of the tomb is very large. Four people took a look at it through the flashlight, and there were other caves around. Beard paused, suddenly stopped the remaining three people. The short and thin man trembled slightly and said to the bearded man, "boss, this tomb is very big and terrible!" We might as well give up! " Hearing this, the beard immediately patted the short thin man on the forehead. Angry: "After Abe Jin returned to the pot this year, he obviously didn't want to move into the public house, and he has been' concerned' by the media many times. Recently, he simply opened it to primary and secondary school students in the Fukushima disaster area, as if to divert some attention. After all these years of grave robbery, you are still so timid! You can go if you want to, but we won't. Seeing that the cooked duck is coming, how can you give up? " Glasses and the fat man echoed the beard, stared at the short and thin man and went straight away.
The short and thin man was scolded by this, and his heart was just depressed. He flung away the handle he was holding, and then muttered to himself, "Good! Who said I was timid? I'm not leaving yet! " Then he stumbled and walked slowly with the bearded three.
Outside the tomb, the moon rises and sets, and it is bright and dark. The evil wind roared, like a lonely ghost at night, wandering in the endless world. Ghost Head Mountain, where the cliff cave tomb is located, is also the violent dead who can't enter the ancestral grave in the village. High on the top of the mountain, even in broad daylight, it will be scary, not to mention the night like "Ghost Festival". But for these four people, the lonelier the night, the better for them. Because we avoid everything, we can make it easier for them to do this. Four people along the dragon hovering tomb tunnel, has been walking in the dark for more than three hundred meters, this just walked to the front room of the tomb. At this point, the structure of the whole tomb has been clear. It turns out that this is a large cliff cave tomb, with three burial chambers in the front, middle and back and left and right ear chambers. At this point, for the four people, they are familiar with the method of grave robbery, and they are naturally confident about where to start first.
With a beard and a flashlight, he looked up at the top of the tunnel and saw white marble pillars standing upright on the ground. Looking through the white marble pillars, the stone gates, large and small, are opened at will. The short thin man pursed his lips and said, "This is an underground maze! We went in, and if we can't get out, we will lose money! " The beard scratched and patted his forehead. At this point, the glasses and the fat man also clenched their fists and gnashed their teeth and said to the short and thin man, "You are really crow's mouth and can't say anything nice." Do you know that we have been drilling in this grave for several months? If we say no, we won't do it! "Bearded at two people smiled coldly twice, that sounds really like a ghost crying at night, straight into the heart. Then, he said to the short thin man, "well, shut your crow mouth!" "If we find something valuable, we will withdraw!" The short and thin man touched his head. In the dark tomb, he felt hot at the moment. This may be caused by excessive heart tension and accelerated metabolism!
The four men took a few more steps against the wall. At this moment, the short and thin man accidentally kicked something on the ground. Ding! All three men were frightened and scolded the short and thin man's mother. Beard turned around and said, "We were not scared to death by ghosts, but almost scared to death by you. Can you watch the road? I tell you, don't throw away all the styles at home, otherwise, you won't get anything this time! " The short thin man touched the household clothes he was wearing, and nothing fell off! Then he looked at the ground where he had just heard the sound with a flashlight. In that pile of white marble columns, there are still some rusty things vaguely. The short, thin man leaned down, took out a brush and gently brushed off those things. "I don't want to do anything. I am so cold. I want you to hug me. " In the dust, a square box was scattered obliquely in the pile. At that time, the bearded three people heard the noise and stopped. Hit the light at the short and thin man. When his eyes lit up, the fat man said impatiently to the short and thin man, "What have you lost? Really a lazy donkey. If I had known this, I would have let you sleep at home with your wife. " The short and thin man laughed a few times, then looked around and said, "You two are idiots. You don't know anything. You'd better shut up Save nonsense and be annoying. " Glasses and the fat man heard the short and thin man call them idiots at this time, and they were about to go over and pat their heads. The bearded man quickly opened his arms to stop them. At the end of the whisper, the fox hunter had shot an arrow, the tail fox flashed left and right, the arrow was empty, and the man was near. The fox hunter's face was cold, and his opponent's paw had been caught head-on, so he had to pick it up with a bow in a hurry, only to hear a bang. When the tail fox looked intently, the fox hunter had run away, leaving only a broken bow on the ground. The thin man smiled and raised himself, patted each other gently with his hand, and then walked up to the three men: "Look at the tomb. The entire tomb is made of white marble pillars and murals are painted on the walls. " Then he took three people to the newly discovered white marble pillar site, pointed to those square boxes and said, "There must be something good here. Why don't we take these things and leave? " Beard looked at the boxes carefully, then bent down and pulled them out of the box pile. Four people together, the box was covered with rust like green moss in the dim light.
Four people put the torches together, and the short thin man gently moved the square boxes scattered in the ruins to the light of the torches. Then, he picked up the older Xiang Sanren in his hands and said, "Take a step back for a while. You can't say this is a hidden weapon! " Beard stared at the glasses and the fat man, and then the three of them retreated a dozen paces. The short and thin man carefully tried to open the box towards the wall, looking careful and scared. It may be that the box was covered with rust and took more than ten minutes to open. Surprisingly, there is no hidden weapon in the box. Beard and beard came quickly and said angrily, "What a stupid thing, it's so mysterious. Show me. " The short and thin man put his hands in front of his beard in the open square box. In the dim light, a pair of glittering and translucent Yu Pei were placed in a square box. Me. Emerald? I am covered with a thin layer of gold, only jade? It can be seen from the gap that this is a pair of exquisite jade articles. Four people saw this jade? I was overjoyed. His glasses smiled and said, "This is the finest blue and white jade. "Don't be ridiculous, how can there be ghosts for no reason!" Danny said dismissively, "You'd better go to bed early. "The market value is money!"
Bearded continuous shooting on the short and thin man's shoulder several times, and smiled and said, "You have done a lot of credit for getting these jade pieces this time. I'll give you more money when we reach this deal. " Glasses and the fat man casually echoed: "Yes! It should be like this! " The short thin man concentrated all the square boxes he found in the snakeskin bag he carried with him, tied his mouth and handed it to the beard.
At this time, the night is getting darker, and the whole tomb suddenly looks terrible, and a series of strange sounds will be made from time to time. The short and thin man hugged his glasses and seemed to hear something. The three men wore beards and went through several caves. After these caves, it is the core area of the whole tomb-the back room where the owner's coffin is placed. Beard strode forward with a torch, and three people stumbled behind. At this time, four people have been more than a kilometer away from the tomb door. The evening breeze blew in from the excavated tomb door, purring like a tie to kill me. Short and thin people always think there are many ghosts behind them. They want to look back, but they dare not look. They can only push forward with their eyes closed and touching the wall.
After a while, the tomb immediately became spacious, from the front tunnel to the back room. Four people looked down the front, and there were three coffins painted black on the slightly raised blue-gray Shi Zhuan in the back room. There are all kinds of funerary objects scattered around the coffin, but a closer look shows that there are only a pair of paper figures standing on the main coffin in the middle. From the dim light, the black eyes of paper men look like printed matter of a calendar, but there is no calendar, it is as big as a calendar, and paper is also modern paper. It's beautiful up there. Not a movie star, no one knows this beauty, and the beauty is smiling with a strange smile. It's too strange to watch. The strangest thing is. This beautiful woman has a big parrot on her shoulder! ! ! ! And the big parrot outside our window! ! ! It seems to be staring at four people, and I look at four people.
Except for the things on his body, the beard said to himself blankly, "This is going to make a fortune! Sell so many funerary objects and get rich overnight! It seems that this time is really the luck of the god of wealth! "
When the thin man saw the coffin, he stepped back at once. The bearded man with glasses and the fat man quickly bent down to look at the funerary objects on the ground. The three of them looked at the three coffins in front of them like nothing. The short and thin man squatted down against the wall, and he was afraid. He thought that after all these years, the coffin was unscathed, and there must be something wrong with it. He walked up to the bearded man and muttered, "boss, I think we'd better go home!" It's much weirder here There may be something unclean. Look at that coffin. That was hundreds or even thousands of years ago. It came late that night because I was very scared. I pushed open the door, but the lights were on in the dormitory, which made me feel very warm. Cui Fangfang was lying in bed as usual. , no carbonization. I can't say that the dead in the coffin has become a zombie. " Bearded beard suddenly pulled away and stood up. He patted the short and thin man's forehead with his hand again and said angrily, "How can this cooked duck fly away?" Go and cool off, so as not to disturb your mood by talking nonsense here. "Say, fat Haman ha ha San Xiao, if Hong Zhong, echoed in the empty tomb. As soon as he twisted his beard's head, he shouted angrily at the fat man: "Just finished talking about him, you are crazy again! I think it's better not to take you out? " The fat man's voice came to an abrupt end, and suddenly he called Beard and said, "Boss, I found something good. Now we're going to be rich. Look at that corner. "Bearded with three people found a coffee shop nearby and sat down, but Abin said nothing about ghost hunting.
It seems that this visit is purely for chatting with customers.
Moreover, I showed great interest in Ms. Zhang personally, including marital status, childhood growth experience, living habits, work situation, how to adjust things that are usually troublesome and so on. When the fat man stared at the corner and said. The four of them saw many bronzes near the corner, including bronze tripod, bronze reed and bronze. 【, bronze knight and so on. Beard a look, cried with excitement. He went over and took a casual look. He secretly counted, and the bronze ware was filled with seven pots and five reeds. He glanced at his glasses and said, "What do these seven pots and five reeds mean? What tomb is this? " Glasses smiled and replied, "According to the hierarchy of the Western Zhou Dynasty, the tomb of the Seven Ding and Five Gui is the tomb of ancient princes! You see, the funerary objects alone are so rich. This must be the grave of a vassal. " Beard's heart was pounding with joy. So, everything here is priceless! The fat man's amazing discovery made him very happy. He looked back and saw that the paper man standing on the main cover of the dark coffin suddenly shed bright red blood at this moment, which was extremely horrible. The fat man roared with a "wow": "blood ... blood paper man!" Beard was thinking. The fat man roared, and the beard was full of anger and tunnel: "Who the fuck is so ignorant!" "Three people's faces suddenly tightened tightly, shaking their lips and saying," Boss, look over there, there is blood ... blood paper men! "Very scary!" Say that finish three people rushed to the door of the tomb.
Beard casually looking at the front, black? q？ On the lid of Q's coffin, the paper man was really bleeding. When he saw this scene, he also flew and rushed to the grave of dragonfly.
When four people ran to the tomb door, suddenly the tomb door where dragonfly wandered suddenly closed tightly. It was late, so fast, and the torch that the short and thin man had been holding in his hand was instantly extinguished by something, only to hear a scream. The short and thin man was scared out in a cold sweat. He shouted at the top of his lungs, "dear ghost friends, this is none of my business." Don't let me kill you, this is what they want us to do. " Beard shouted angrily, "Stop fucking talking. Who's playing tricks here?" If you have the ability to escape and surprise us secretly, you can be a hero. " When Beard finished speaking, a few strange voices came from the inner room of the tomb. Short and thin men and fat men crowded into the white marble wall of the tomb, trying to keep their breathing to a minimum. Glasses seem to be at a loss at this time. In the empty stone tomb, it seems that there is only the voice of beard. After a while, the strange sound stopped, only to hear the short and thin man complain again: "I think there are really ghosts here." Let's find a mechanism to start the stone gate in the tomb and get out of here! " Fat man and glasses at this time also should be a cry in unison, three people slowly looking for after touching the rock in the dark night.
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In the dark cliff cave tomb, only the hole connected with the hole can be seen vaguely from the vague line of sight, and nothing else can be seen clearly. The three men continued to look for the organ that opened the tomb door. He wore a beard in the dark, lit a match, lit a cigarette, and sat on the cold blue-gray Shi Zhuan without changing color. This unusual calm surprised the short and thin man and the other three. The fat man walked up to the beard and said, "Boss! What time is it now? You still have this leisure! Find a way out of here! Otherwise, we will really steal the treasure and die here! " Beard put out his cigarette and stood up. "Don't panic, you three. Let's go in and find out. " Leaning against the stone wall, the short and thin man glared at his beard and said, "Go if you want!" " I'm not going. I dare not provoke ghosts again. "The beard looked at the short and thin man and said," You are really worthless. You panic when you encounter such troubles. "Are you still a man?" The short and thin man was speechless, and the fat man and glasses faltered. Bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded bearded It's just that the bloody paper men on the coffin cover have disappeared surprisingly at this time. Beard walked to the coffin, while the other three stood still. I just stared at my beard and walked step by step to the back room.
The three men were just scared when the shouts of bearded people came from the air. He said to himself, "What should I be? This is all an illusion! I told you! How can there be a' blood paper man' on the lid of a good coffin! It must be that these three guys think too much or are lazy. " The beard shouted at the top of his lungs for three people to go, and he went to the snakeskin bag in the coffin alone. Glasses and the fat man left with a grain of salt, but the short and thin man was still groping for the wall in the dark.
Beard and others put all the funerary objects scattered beside the three coffins into snakeskin bags under the irradiation of remote flashlights. Just as he was leaving the back room, suddenly the bearded man said, "Hey! I almost forgot. I wonder if the good things are still in the coffin. Let's open the coffin! " Glasses and fat man shook his head, and he didn't say whether to go or not. Beard coughed and waved impatiently and said, "All right, you two sit aside and I'll go." . When it is opened, help put things in. "Two people smiled and nodded silently, bearded picked up a crowbar and walked away.
Glasses and the fat man lit a cigarette, and Lao Fu casually said, "Don't worry." Took a few sips. The two men looked at the short and thin man in the dark and said, "This guy, so timid, how can he succeed?" I see! Let him go to bed and hug his wife in the future! It's reassuring. "Two people just say that finish, bearded iron crowbar crunching on the coffin, there was a noise. A closer look shows that the beard has pulled down the wooden coffin. Presented in front of the three people is a very delicate coffin. Seeing this, the three people can't help but "ouch".
But just then, suddenly a cold wind blew. Looking back, the three men saw the "blood paper man" reappearing in front of them. The fat man shouted, "blood ... blood paper man again." After that, I was scared to the ground and fainted. Beards and glasses were about to slip away when they saw a group of such "blood paper men" coming slowly from the darkness. Naturally, the two men also scared to lie prone in front of the coffin.
A few days later, the four men were found in the shallows along the Dongpo River. Except for the short and thin man, the other three people were seriously nervous and almost unconscious. After that, the short and thin man changed his old style and became a man seriously. However, whenever someone asks about it, the short and thin man doesn't say much. I'm afraid he is the only one who knows what happened that day.
Perhaps, it is good to come back to life. As for what happened to the "blood paper man" he saw, he dared not think about it any more.
When the short and thin man was dying, he said nothing. He just told the younger generation not to do such unnatural things again, or they would encounter bad luck again and again. In this way, the "blood paper man" thing has been circulated for several lifetimes. When it was my turn, a "laojunmiao" had already been built on Dongpo River. And that low "Ghost Head Mountain" still stands there intact, attracting people from generation to generation like a dead hell.
The story ends here. In fact, that short and thin man is my ancestor. Fortunately, in that incident, my ancestors escaped this robbery. After that, my grandfather left his hometown, settled down on the beach of the Yellow River and gave birth to descendants.
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