Cool humorous jokes for a cool summer
Introduction: Everything has its opposite. Wherever there is pain, there is joy, and joy naturally comes with jokes in life. Below I have compiled some cool humorous jokes for everyone. I hope it will be helpful to everyone. Welcome to read!
`Crying humorous jokes for a cool summer
1. Mr. , is it convenient for you now?
? Not convenient. ?
?Then don’t occupy the toilet, okay?
2. Bajie said: ?Brother, go to the hospital quickly. I heard that the hospital is specially opened for you. A department. ?
Wukong: ?Oh? What department?
?Erbimonkey Department! (Pediatric Rhinosopharyngology Department)?
3. The Queen stands in the magic mirror In front of her, she asked: "Mirror, Mirror, tell me quickly, who is the most beautiful woman in the world." ?
?Snow White. ?
?Ah? The queen was furious and said angrily: ?How old is this little girl? She has become a woman! Who did it!?
4. Once upon a time, there was a The dragon is cursed and will sleep for 1,000 years with its mouth wide open.
Then, he fell asleep, and 1,000 years later, he woke up.
Then, he yawned. . .
5. Bao Zheng wanted to name his daughter, so he asked Gongsun Ce for help: My mother named me Bao Zheng at the beginning because she wanted me to save the world. Later, people called me Bao Qingtian, which also contained bright and beautiful wishes. Hopefully my children’s names will reflect a similar determination to benefit society. What do you think it should be called?
Gongsun Zhizhi pondered and said: "Free shipping." ?
6. Why does Zhuge Liang carry a feather fan all year round?
Answer: It is the same as the fan must be installed on the CPU?
7. Transformers 4 It should be shot according to the Chinese routine: Just as the battle between Optimus Prime and Megatron was in full swing, suddenly a line of gods appeared in the sky, shouting at Megatron? You evil beast, you haven’t shown your true form yet!?
I saw a golden light, and Megatron turned into a high-end sports car. The god opened the door and got in the car, rolled up the window and said to Optimus Prime: Optimus Prime, go and save your master. . .
After saying that, he kicked the accelerator and left. . . . .
8. Master: I like to travel around and take pictures of beautiful things when I see them. This is also a way of practicing as a monk. ?
Pol.ice: ?Is this why you pat girls’ thighs?
9. Men, your face must be kept dry. Don’t spend the whole day in summer. If you are sweating, as long as you stay dry, your success rate will increase. I am someone who pays great attention to facial dryness. ?
Pol.ice: ?Is this why you lift up a girl’s skirt to wipe your sweat? ;