A collection of funny nicknames:
There used to be a guy with big nostrils and a small face, named: Socket
The name of Ma Entao is: Steamed buns (read it a few times and try)
A boy was so shy that he was named "Brother Turtle"
Another boy often shrugged his shoulders and was named "Brother Turtle"
When I was in high school, my teacher arranged me to sit in the last corner, and I sat alone and guarded the back door. So I called him the leader.
. My former math teacher also had extremely small eyes, which he was known as “pea-eyed.” One day, he accidentally stepped on a small hole on the podium, so there was a song: standing on the stage was a doudouyan, and there was a hole on the stage. I don’t know whether the doudouyan stepped on the hole or the hole. The eyes are stuck with bean eyes.
Later, one day Doudouyan called me, and my mother took the phone and called me: That Doudouyan is looking for you (Shanghai dialect), the creator of the children's song was exposed, and his math scores were terrible, and he was depressed. .
A boy in college is very dirty. He can grow potatoes on the back of his neck. He likes the most PLMM in our class and is named Tide by a girl.
There is a classmate with the last name - Bian (bian, no voice)
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People call him - Xiao Bian (Bian), and his wife will be called - (?) Tai in the future
Desperate because his eyebrows are in a figure-eight shape
There is a female colleague who has a loud mouth and loves to talk right and wrong, so she is nicknamed "Big Mouth". Later, I thought she was a girl, so I changed my name to "Ah Kuan". Still calling now.
Red Turtle——My brother who went to college (he was born with red hair and never stands with his head up and chest out)
Mao Ion---Red Turtle’s mm (Born with curly hair, I used to laugh at them that they would have red curly hair when they gave birth to children. Haha)
My college classmate, who is very fat and ugly, actually has the scientific name Zhao Wei! Every time I am called, the rate of turning back is very high, and I can’t stop talking. On the third day, the Dharma title arrived: Zhao Wei Enhanced Edition.. The genuine Zhao Wei declined in college.
My friend has a classmate whose surname is Luo and whose first name is Shangsen, which together means "topless"
Another female classmate is called Ziteng, what a beautiful name, but unfortunately her surname is Du, which together means "stomachache"
There is a girl in our department who was given the name because her face is flatter. : Baner Brick
Someone lost his left arm, and his name was: Pen Cap
15. A high school flat-chested female classmate had a chest measurement of 71cm during a physical examination and was accidentally seen by a boy in the same class
< p> From then on, her name among the boys was changed to "71"The school's five school belles were called "Four Dishes and One Soup"
One of the girls was called "Instant Noodles" - — Very good.
There is a female classmate in our class. Her teeth are not very good, but they are well developed (very well developed). Nickname: A great shame.
There was a class with fewer girls, only 6, but the long ones were all dinosaur-like, so they were called the Six Jiangnan Monsters!
During class in the big classroom, a girl had hairs on her lips. Because her skin is thicker, I gave her the nickname "Erhu"
I named another female student in her class with darker skin "Filipino Maid".
There was a girl who was beautiful, but she was called Cai Biying just because her name was Cai Biying. It was a pity that she had such a good name.
There was a girl who was white, fat, and very tender, named Wuhua
When I was in middle school. My classmates think I am dark. There is a prince charming in the class. then. He nicknamed me Prince Dark Horse. Arrived at technical secondary school. My face has dark edges and turned red. The nickname became the red-faced Guan Gong.
There is a teacher in the university who is very fierce in criticizing people and calls him a "machete"; there is another teacher who is a doctor who studied abroad and is very powerful. He makes weird questions and curses people without using curse words, but it can make you feel chest tight for several days. , called "little flying knife".
My teachers in college were called the “Four Famous Catchers” and the “Four Killers” based on their performance in proctoring exams.
I also have a teacher, Those who teach education say that as long as you memorize more, you will do well in the exam, so we call her Beethoven
My high school chemistry teacher is very fat~~~We call her "fertilizer" .
I have a classmate who was very good at telling dirty jokes in high school, so he was named "Old Huang".
Later, it developed to the point where he not only told it himself, but also mobilized "underachieving" classmates to tell dirty jokes together, so he was renamed "Jiaoyang" by his subordinates.