In the 1990s, a guerrilla army had ten children. The names of the next eight children were: Pull, Pull, Dodge, Dodge, Honghua, Di Flowers, victory, home.
The story goes like this.
A couple, neither of whom had read much, gave birth to two girls in their first two births after marriage. According to the family planning policy at that time, they could not have more children, but the man wanted to have a boy, so he refused to cooperate in the birth. During the course of the policy, two more daughters were born, named "Lala" and "Zhala" respectively.
After giving birth to four children, the already poor family became even poorer. They could not stay in the local area because they violated the family planning policy, so the couple used the few things they had. Packed in several snakeskin bags, they took four children and ran away overnight.
They first made a living in other places, because neither of them had any skills, and their life was very difficult.
While wandering around, they gave birth to two more daughters. Thinking of the hardships along the way, the man named them "Dodge" and "Dodge".
As the saying goes: It is better to add a bucket of food than to add a mouthful. In this way, their lives will become more difficult. And after giving birth to six children in a row, the hurdle of the family planning policy cannot be overcome no matter what. .
But the man still wants to have a boy! So he ran to the mountains with his wife and children.
They were cultivating land in the mountains, raising pigs and chickens. There was no information about them in the village for many years, and no one knew where their family had gone.
After this they had two more children, both girls. In the mountains, there are many kinds of flowers, and the men named them "red flowers" and "ground flowers"
Already eight children, logically speaking, they are enough, but the man still Unwilling to give up, she insisted on having a baby, saying that she had to wait until she had a boy.
The woman was pregnant again, and her belly was getting bigger and bigger. When she gave birth to twins, two boys!
The man cried with joy and named them "Victory" and "Go Home" respectively.
With a large family and a few snakeskin bags, the couple decided to go home.
Note: I heard this story from hearsay. I cannot tell whether it is true or false. It is just to make you laugh.
The first one: This is what my dad told me. Our village had a water distribution many years ago. It happened that a friend of my dad was born that day. Since then, he has been thinking about what to name him. At that time I usually choose a name very casually. I happened to have a bad few days, so I just chose "Li Fa Shui". I kept hearing that it was easy to find.
The second one: This is one of my grandfathers, we are quite close to each other. I never understood what his name was when I was a child. I didn’t understand his name until I got older. I didn’t believe it at first, until I have seen his ID card..., name: Li Hema..., he is a bit drunk, what is his situation and what level of ability can he come up with such a name?
The third one: I have a high school classmate who was also a junior high school classmate before. When he was in junior high school, his name was "Cao Jiahuizi" with four characters. Doesn't it remind me of a Japanese name? Because of this, the name was changed later and the word "子" was removed, which made it sound more pleasant to the ears.
There are also some more bizarre names on the Internet.
1. “Male guest”, is this friend’s mother watching TV programs before?
2. This friend is called "Tuhao". The term "Tuhao" has become a hot word on the Internet in the past ten years.
3. It’s probably hard to find a boyfriend, after all, boys these days are timid.
4. "Qin Shihuang" is a tyrant, aren't you afraid that Xiang Yu's descendants will come to you?
5. It’s easy to remember this name, hahaha, it’s amazing!
6. Ouyang Feng, I am Hong Qigong!
7. Bai Fumei, there was a tall, rich and handsome man who matched you very well some time ago!
8. I dodge the lightning ball, haha, it didn’t hit me!
10. Yes, it’s awesome.
11. Where are your three apprentices?
12. I thought it didn’t exist in reality?
13. What a coincidence these three brothers are.
14. When someone calls your name, you will know where you feel uncomfortable.
15. Combining good looks and talent.
16. How do you say that sentence?
17. Selling watermelons. . .
18. Thank you, oh, no, Ms. Xie, thank you, oh, no. . .
19. Maybe the homophony is funny, hahahaha. Have you ever met anyone with a funny name in your life?
Although the name is just a title for a person, the name is too important to a person. Therefore, naming is also a big question, otherwise the name will be unjust and unspeakable, or at least it will be very difficult to pronounce, and others will not understand it. When Zhong Ze was called out, the whole audience burst into laughter. It was a big joke.
I used to have a new student in my class, and everyone called him Wang Xinsheng. I have always found it strange that this name is a bit funny. Is it because his surname is Wang and he is a newly transferred student, so we call him Wang Xinsheng? It took me a while to figure out that his name was Wang Xinsheng. Look at how misunderstood names with homophones can be.
Some people call it Alipay, that’s right! It’s exactly the same word as our usual mobile payment software Alipay. This person became famous because of the name Alipay, and he even appeared on Mango Channel’s Tiantianxiang program. If it weren't for the name Alipay, many people probably wouldn't know the surname Youzhi.
There is also someone called King of Glory. I guess this dad is a true fan of King of Glory. So don’t be so surprised when you see weird and funny names in the future. After all, there are all sorts of things in the world, with all kinds of names, and there are also many repeated names.
I did meet one, let me show it to you
One day I was walking , I found that a fat person wearing a hat in front of me had lost his ID card. I picked it up and looked at it. The content is as follows:
I picked up an ID card today, and the content is as follows:
Name: Pig Head
Gender: Male Ethnicity: Animal
Born: December 18, 1990
Address: Second Senior Brother, Livestock City, Animal Province District
No. 9--4--2, No. 222, Zhutou Road
Citizen ID number: 40211199012181418
My colleague told an interesting story about her hometown, she had a child It cost 13,000 yuan to be born, and he was a boy. He didn't even blink his eyes and recognized it. In those days, this was an astronomical figure. People named this child: Ten Thousand Saburo, which was louder than his parents' names. People even forgot and downplayed his name. His parents seemed to accept the name. I don’t know how this child is doing now, but he must be quite old.
Thank you
Once I took my mother to see a doctor. When I was queuing up to register, a young man in front of me almost quarreled with the nurse in charge of registration. I saw the whole process clearly.
Nurse: Name.
Young man: Shang Han.
Nurse: Let me ask you your name.
Young man: Shang Han.
Nurse: I’m not asking you what kind of disease you are seeing, or what your name is.
Young man: Shang Han. At this time, the young man was a little anxious. After hearing this, everyone laughed out loud. The nurse also had an epiphany and said, OK, I understand. Amid everyone's laughter, the young man registered and left.
When naming your child, you really need to use your brain carefully.
Parents should be careful when naming their children, otherwise they will make a joke. Yang Wei is a funny name!
In our second grade class, there is a student named: Yang Wei (homophone: impotence). Every time the teacher calls his name "Yang Wei" "Wei, Yang Wei, please get up and answer." I couldn't help but smile. After class, I went to the office and said, "I didn't come to Yang Wei to study. Yang Wei's impotent name ruined it. What do you think it is bad to name the child?" My name is Yang Wei (impotence), can you care if I can’t stand up? Hahahaha!” The whole audience laughed!
Funny names have indeed been encountered.
1. I used to have a colleague named "Shi Sanxiang"...Does Wang Shouyi want to collect copyright fees?
2. The name of my lover’s cousin-in-law is quite domineering, which made me always think he was the second generation of rich people - Zeng Youqian (really rich)...
3. It’s a popular thing in my lover’s hometown. Liquor, the surnames there are richer, and the names in the book of favors are even more peculiar.
For example, "Ji Zhengming" is a very rare surname. It's no problem just looking at the name. It's upright. Together they are a bit... Zhengming
The two brothers "Shuai Shangtian" and "Shuai Shangdi" were generous, each writing about 500 yuan in favor. It seems that the more handsome you are, the richer you are.
Thanks for reading and wish you good health and peace.
When liberation was approaching in my neighbor's hometown village, a family named Zhu moved in. At that time, there was a war and chaos, and there were many families moving around.
Both Zhu brothers are already married. The eldest's name is Zhu Congshan, and the second's name is Zhu Congze. The word ze is pronounced zhei in their hometown. And its homophony and the homophony of good both mean castration. Young boars are castrated in order to grow into meat pigs. Since it has the meaning of "chong", the two brothers' names are related to the fact that the little boar was not castrated well the first time and has to be castrated again. The brothers' names were often made fun of by the villagers.
The arrival of the Zhu family caused dissatisfaction with the Kang family who used to live in this village. Because pigs eat chaff. The Kang family feels unlucky. So the children born in the Kang family were named "Kangjiayao" and "Kangjiaxin". "Balexin" was the legendary poison in their hometown.
The two families started a name war. The children born in the Zhu family were named "Zhu Zijie" and "Zhu Ziwei". It means that we have our own antidote and can defend ourselves. "Wei" and "Wei" are homophonic, which means that we can eat our own food instead of eating chaff.