Classic Internet Name Most Patient Award: Climb up the wall to wait for the red apricot to come out. Comments on the award: I have seen people waiting for the rabbit to come out, but this is the first time I have seen people climbing up the wall to wait for others to "come out of the wall". ) The Most Humble Award: Average, third in the country. Comments on the award. It’s really rare to not claim to be first in the country, but we want to know what criteria he got for being “third”? The most annoying award: The beauty mark on the face! If you want to know what "it's better to lack than to abuse" means, just look at her face and you will know. Most Knowledgeable Award: 阏! ! Comments on the award According to a survey, 75% of netizens across the country do not understand the meaning of this word. It actually means "depressed (at home)". Therefore, this netizen's name deserves to win the "Most Knowledgeable Award". Best Trick Award: The pig read it backwards. 100% of those who read the winning comments will fall for the trick, and there is no one who doesn’t read it backwards. The most self-praising: He is so handsome that he alarmed the Party Central Committee. The winning comment is really that he is bragging and does not pay taxes, but it is rare to brag so creatively. The other winner is "Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome." The Most Illogical Award: The African Pretty Boy. The winning comments are very regretful that he did not come to receive the award. We really want to see who is fairer, the African Pretty Boy or the black Taiwanese Chen Jianzhou! Most Celebrity Award: Pingwa Landi Award Comments The creativity of this online name is not only that it is cleverly homophoned with the world celebrity Pavarotti, but more importantly, it reminds us of the current social situation: there are many dilapidated houses, especially Children who go to school in dilapidated buildings are particularly afraid of tiles falling to the ground. The top prize for the most ungrateful film: Tang Bohu Lights up Mosquito Repellent Repellent Repellent. The winning comments can be compared to Stephen Chow's movie "Tang Bohu Lights Up the Autumn Fragrance", an outstanding representative of wulitou. It is undisputed to win this award. Most Obsessed Netizen Award: Selling Blood on the Internet. Winning Comments: In ancient times, people sold their bodies to bury their fathers, but now people sell their blood on the Internet; one has a sense of filial piety, and the other has a deep love for the Internet. Most Playful Award: Comments on the Award for Asamaki Shiro This award is somewhat misunderstood, because this netizen from Japan is not a playboy. His real name is Sasaki. Because he is the fourth oldest, he is called Sasaki Shiro. Unfortunately, his Chinese pinyin is not It's accurate, and it's spelled "Chaosanmusilang", so he was misunderstood as a playboy. Best Combination Award: Turning Decay into Cotton Palm The winning comment cleverly combines "turning decay into magic" and "turning bone into cotton palm" to create a unique online name.
The Most Shocking Award: Listening to Leslie Cheung Telling Ghost Stories Winning Comments "Listening to Leslie Cheung Telling Ghost Stories" is a famous midnight scare broadcast, but the name of the person is cleverly changed to create a more shocking effect. Principles and techniques for choosing online names △ Principle 1 : Meet your own image positioning requirements. Your online name is a comprehensive and direct expression of your own image. How can a screen name you don’t like be considered a good screen name? Your screen name must first create the image you want for you. △Principle 2: It must be able to attract the attention of others. People naturally want to be the focus of everyone's attention. Only if the online name is easy to remember, has a touching meaning, and uses good words can it be considered a good online name. △Method 1: Use the unconventional method . Jumping thinking, no positioning or requirements, just thinking and thinking: little pencil - willow tree - long-haired girl - charming eyes flying - no, too seductive - lady - purple dream - purple moon -. .. It’s fun to think about it, but I can’t decide which internet name to use. △Method 2: Use it at your fingertips. A: Grab whatever you see with your eyes. A small table, a small stool, the ‘Purple Butterfly’ on the advertising banner, the one in the cup 'Pearl milk tea'. Name it after Little Swallow. B: Find words that you like from lyrics, novels, and poems. "Suspected to be the Milky Way falling into the sky for nine days." Right - Jiutian of the Milky Way. It's not even close. Let's pour it down, "Nine Heavens of the Milky Way", OK! △Method 3: Keyword Vocabulary. Keyword vocabulary, first of all, is to position your performance. Is it a prince or a slut? Yes Stock trading master or hell demon? Secondly, select some keywords for this positioning. For example, you want to be a hero! Keywords include: hero, sword, justice, strength, battle, victory, etc. Then the best Choose more associated words: sky, red sun, earth, flying, crazy, god, male, lion, dragon, fire... Okay, with these, let's see how to use them. Direct Write keywords: Sword, justice - simple, but add to the peace talk. Write keywords: Sword of Justice - a bit interesting. Expand keywords: Sword of the setting sun. The idea suddenly becomes clear. Directly write association words: fierce fire, The red sun is simple, but when combined with ordinary words, write the associated words: Fiery Lion at the quasi-professional level, expand the associated words: Vulcan's light at the professional level, and use it flexibly--Rushen