Recommend to you this cross talk about the Yellow River "Green Yellow River"
B: Are you performing here?
A: We are performing here.
B: Have we not seen each other for a long time?
A: There will be a day.
B: What have you been studying recently?
A: I am studying a major topic.
B: What major issue is so mysterious?
A: This is a state secret. I won’t tell ordinary people.
B: I told you not to be too pretentious. All of us here today are members of the Huanghe family. What kind of issue can you tell us directly?
A: Okay, for the sake of the family, I will tell you.
B: Yes, let me introduce it to you.
A: I am studying the origin of the Yellow River.
B: I know this. I heard that the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were divorcing and spilled a pot of corn porridge into the world. Because it was the Jade Emperor who spilled it, it was named the Yellow River.
A: What is this mess?
B: What do you think?
A: After many years of painstaking research, I discovered that our mother of the Yellow River was born in the Yogu Zonglie Basin east of the Yaladaze Mountain at an altitude of 4,500 meters at the foot of the Bayankela Mountain on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.
B: Not polenta?
A: Is polenta ridiculous? The orogeny during the Ice Age gave birth to the Yellow River Mother, which is more than 1.2 million years old.
B: Ah, more than 1 million years old? (Reciting) "Ah! The Yellow River, the Yellow River------my mother."
A: Is my mother cool?
B: Don’t you think you’re not old even after you’ve lived over 1.2 million years?
A: What a mother, in the eyes of her children, the mother is always young.
B: Yes, what do you think of a young mother?
A: The young mother is so beautiful. The trickling water, the light body, the gurgling water, and the gracefulness fully reflect the beauty of oriental women.
B: Ha! What happened next?
A: It didn’t work anymore. Due to people’s indiscriminate cutting and digging, the vegetation on the plateau was severely damaged, and the mother’s milk was sucked dry. Since 1972, the Yellow River mother has been weaned 26 times in a row. At that time, You are so hungry that you are crying.
B: (Bloody skills: imitating baby crying.)
A: What are you crying about?
B: I’m hungry...
A: How about it, do you know what it’s like to be weaned?
B: (ventriloquism: imitating a baby’s cry.)
A: Why are you still crying?
B: I'm thirsty...
A: How do you feel without water?
B: It’s uncomfortable!
A: So, water is the source of life. The "First Yellow River International Forum Conference" held in Zhengzhou in 2003 proposed "maintaining
the health of the Yellow River and realizing human life." The new concept of "harmonious coexistence with water" has brought our Yellow River control cause into a new historical era.
B: Is this your scientific research result?
A: No, it was Comrade Li Guoying, director of the Huang Committee, who proposed it.
B: It sounds so familiar to me. Hey, what does this have to do with you?
A: Of course, there are new theories in the new era. Our new generation of Yellow River people rely on numbers to control the Yellow River.
B: Ah, what? Can the Yellow River be cured by relying on numbers?
A: Yes, this is the new result of our many years of research.
B: Let me say 123456789 several times. Let’s send a worker to the Yellow River to see if the Yellow River has been cured?
A: I said you don’t understand, so don’t get involved, okay?
B: Then tell me about the principles of your digital Yellow River?
A: In fact, the principle is very simple. It is to convert the Yellow River into 4S information data and input it into the computer. If you want to know more about the Yellow River, you will know.
B: Hey, what do you mean by 4S?
A: 4S is the professional terminology of Digital Yellow River: RS, GCS, GPS, and GIS, which respectively represent the four major systems of remote sensing measurement, geographical positioning, data processing, and quantitative analysis.
B: Hey, I asked you, can you speak more plainly so that everyone can understand?
A: Generally speaking, it is 4 digits.
B: Which four digits are those?
A: 1493.
B: What does 1493 mean?
A: This is the abbreviation of Three Yellow Rivers. 1493 is a new vision for the Digital Yellow River. In a nutshell, it means realizing the "four no's" standard around an ultimate goal and taking nine measures to build "three Yellow Rivers".
B: OK!
A: Actually, it’s not that complicated. Through my research, I found that it can be solved with one word.
B: One word?
A: Yes.
B: What word?
A: Green.
B: What? Can a green word solve the Yellow River problem?
A: We strengthen the construction of the third line of standardized embankments. "Green trees embrace the embankment, and clear water reflects green willows." The mountains of our Yellow River are green, the embankments are green, and the water is green. Even we Yellow River people...
B: Ah, people are also stone green?
A: Green mountains, green water, and green homes.
B: How can people be so green?
A: If nothing else, let’s talk about the clothing, food, shelter and transportation of us Yellow River people.
B: What - what are you wearing?
A: All employees in the river are uniformly dressed. Work clothes are green, work shoes are green, and work caps...
B: Is it also green?
A: Fuck you! Let me tell you, everything is green except the hat.
B: What about, what?——Eat?
A: Develop green industries and green food. Cucumbers, beans, zucchini, and tomatoes are all green.
B: Are these tomatoes green too?
A: Aren’t I still unfamiliar?
B: Where do you live?
A: There are many small green fields.
B: That’s called a villa.
A: Changed, called Bieye.
B: Why did you change your name?
A: Here! Don’t you see that the small villas of our Yellow River workers are all built on patches of green fields?
B: Then live in your other country. Say "ok" again?
A: What's going on?
B: It means clothing, food, housing and transportation. I mean what kind of cars will our Huanghe workers drive to and from get off work by then?
A: Either "Mercedes-Benz" or "Green Bird".
B: Cough! That's called "Blue Bird".
A: The name has been changed.
B: Why did you change it again?
A: Look at our beautiful green Yellow River, which has attracted many foreign investors to invest and build factories. Even the "Blue Bird" car factory has been renamed Yellow River Green Bird.
B: Really?
A: From now on, you won’t need to add gasoline when driving a “Green Bird”!
B: What should I add?
A: Just add Yellow River water.
B; Okay, let’s drive the “Green Bird”.
A: I am driving the "Green Bird", running along the green corridor of the Yellow River, heading towards the ultimate goal...
B: (Squeak-----Sudden brakes) Hey , why did you stop?
A: A foreign girl with green eyes came in front, (waving) Halou, what a furry guy! Bye-Bye.
B: With your foreign language proficiency, you can still mess around with cats. Go ahead and walk the dog.
A: Welcome to the Yellow River.
B: Your Yellow River scenery is so beautiful!
A: Yes, the representative ones are the fifteen famous mountains, the nine great waters and the eight wonders.
B: What are the fifteen famous mountains?
A: Animaqing Mountain, Bayankela Mountain, Baiyun Mountain, Liupan Mountain, Helan Mountain, Qilian Mountain, Taibai Mountain, Luliang Mountain, Taihang Mountain, Qinling Mountain, Yinshan Mountain, Mangshan Mountain, Songshan Mountain, Huashan Mountain, Taishan Mountain .
B: Nine Great Waters?
A: There are all corners of the country.
B: Five lakes?
A: There are sister lakes, Qinghai Lake, Dongping Lake, and Daming Lake.
B: All over the world?
A: Wuliangsuhai, Xingxiuhai, Qinghai and Bohai.
B: What are the eight wonders?
A: The eight wonders include the Yellow River Stone Forest, Longmen Grottoes, Hukou Falls, Dunhuang Mogao Grottoes, Baishiya Karst Cave, Sanmenxia, ??Xiaolangdi, and Yellow River Water Body Memorial Hall.
B: OK! (Imitate foreigners speaking Chinese) "Your Yellow River scenery is so beautiful!"
A: Look, this has attracted foreign businessmen. I feel very proud as a Yellow River employee and can't help but sing Get up.
B: So how do you sing?
A: (Singing) Yellow River, Yellow River, oh dear mother, you take off your yellow skirt and get naked.
B: Ah, naked, is that cool?
A: (Singing) Put on a green vest, wear green gauze, gurgling water, flowing thousands of miles, flowing into thousands of households.
B: OK! That's pretty much it.
A: (Singing) Mother, mother, young mother, from now on you will wear this green phoenix crown.
B: Is the green phoenix crown realistic?
A: You will turn green.
B: Okay, Green Mom!
A: How about it? Mom is cool enough, right?
B: Buzz, that’s cool, beautiful!