E said: "My mother calls me Little E, which sounds nice!"
D said: "My mother calls me Little D, which sounds nice!"
C said: "My mother calls me Little C, which sounds nice!"
B said: "You guys chat, I'll leave first!"
Little Rabbit said: "I am "I was raised by a rabbit mother!"
The little pig said: "I was raised by a pig mother!"
The chicken said: "I was raised by a chicken mother!"
The puppy said: "You guys chat, I'm leaving first!"
The rogue said: "People call me rogue, which sounds nice!"
The warrior said: "People call me rogue. I’m a martial artist, and that’s nice!”
The master said, “People call me a master, and that’s nice too!”
The swordsman said, “Let’s talk, I’ll leave first”< /p>
The door of Lao Zhang’s house is made of willow. Lao Zhang said: The door of my house is made of wood.
The door of Lao Li’s house is made of plastic. Lao Li said: The door of my house is made of plastic. Plastic Door
The door of Lao Wang’s house is made of brick. Lao Wang said: The door of my house is a brick door
The door of Lao Liu’s house is made of steel. Lao Liu said: You guys Chat, I’m leaving first
Baiyu said: My name is Baiyu.
The green jade said: My name is Biyu.
Red Jade said: My name is Hongyu.
Apricot-colored jade said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first
The student from the Normal College said: I am from the "Normal College"
From the Railway College The student said: I am from the "Iron College"
The student from the Vocational College said: I am from the "Vocational College"
The student from the Technical College said: You guys chat, I'm leaving first !
Little Rabbit said: People call the bar I open Rabbit Bar, which sounds nice
Little Turtle said: People call the bar I open Turtle Bar, which sounds nice too
< p>Little Yang said: People call the bar I open Yangba, which is also very niceLittle Chicken said: You guys chat,
I, Wang Ming, Li Ming, Chen Ming said: The teacher calls us Xiao Ming, which sounds nice!
Wang Hong, Li Hong, and Chen Hong said: The teacher calls us Xiao Hong, which sounds nice!
Wang Qiang, Li Qiang, and Chen Qiang said: Teacher It’s nice to call us Xiaoqiang!
Wang Gang, Li Gang, and Chen Gang said: You guys chat, we’re leaving first! Let’s go first!
An animal beauty pageant was held in the forest, so:
The little peacock said: Come and see my peacock feathers, they are beautiful~
The little swan said: Come, everyone Look at my swan feathers, gorgeous!
The little crane said: Come and see my crane feathers, they are so refined!
Xiaoying said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first
The teacher called the name and asked whoever was there to say their last name plus the character “to”
The teacher called Xiao Wang arrived, and Xiao Wang said: Wang arrived
The teacher ordered Xiao Li, and Xiao Li said: Li arrived
The teacher just ordered Xiao Yin, and Xiao Yin said: You order first, I'm going out for a while
Four girls Xiao Liu, Xiao Chen, Xiao Wang, and Xiao Jiao were playing together
Xiao Liu said: My father's and my surname are Liu, and I love my father
Xiao Chen said: My father and I are named Chen, and I love Dad
Xiao Wang said: My father and I are named Wang, and I love Dad
Xiao Jiao said: Let’s talk , I left first
Three female employees went to pay the money
The first one breached the contract. . The cashier said: Hand over your liquidated damages
The second one is to buy insurance. . The cashier said: Hand over your insurance money
The third one was fined because of unqualified hygiene. . The cashier was about to call her.
She said. Sorry, I have something else to do. I'll hand it in later
The wealthy businessman hired three bodyguards to guard his grain depot, treasury, and bank vault.
A said: I keep food.
B said: I keep gold.
C said: I quit.
Hello!
It’s better to see the word than to see the face (it’s better not to see the face)
First of all, I would like to apologize to you for opening the door of your house without your consent. However, Compared with my peers, I am quite particular. I do not use destructive tools such as electric drills or axes when opening locks. If you don’t mind, from an economic point of view, you can still use the original lock. I use my personality. I promise, I won’t steal repeat customers. Firstly, it’s not easy for you from a small family. Secondly, judging from my trophies, your home is not worth my second visit.
Brother, let me tell you how I felt when you entered the house. You don’t have to hide it from me. You have just gotten married. I can’t figure it out. It was the furnishings in the room that told me. I am also about to get married. , for this reason, although I was in a hurry and nervous at work, I always had love in my heart and did not carry out large-scale sabotage activities.
I really like the layout design of your new house, the elegant chandelier, the beautiful and warm window screens, and the charming artistic photo of your wife on the bedside. It can be seen that you are very lucky, buddy. In short, everything seems to be so enviable. Whenever a buddy can be like this, he will stop doing this business. Brother, let me tell you about my work procedures. This will help you sort out the battlefield.
There was a small safe in the living room. I spent a lot of effort and opened it. I was quite disappointed. There were only ten letters there. After I opened one and looked at it a few times, I found that It's a love letter you wrote to a little girl many years ago. If it weren't for time constraints and heavy tasks, I would have to read it carefully. Apart from this line of work, I only like literature and other things. For the sake of your privacy, I don't have to read it carefully. Your wife found out, and secondly, to prevent dollars and other valuables from being included in the envelope, I took them all away. When I opened the envelope later, I saw that there were no dollars, but I found that you, my friend, are really talented. The literary style of the love letter is really good, it's a bit sour, and the lines are filled with alluring words. No wonder your wife is so beautiful. In addition, I drank a bottle of the juice in the refrigerator. It was very delicious. I really forgot what brand it was. The south room, which is your bedroom, is the place where I pay the most attention. Because of the rush of work, the bedspread and sheets were thrown on the floor. But don't worry, I walked back and forth wearing your new socks, so they didn't get dirty. Those things, including the TV and stereo, were quite good, but they were too heavy. I didn’t take them away, nor did I destroy them (for this alone, you should thank me. Some people in our industry smashed everything they couldn’t take away. ), but I took away the 36,700 yuan you put in the mattress. Thinking about it, you are not short of money. Otherwise, why would you keep so much money at home?
I went through all the drawers in the north room and only found a diamond ring. It might be a wedding token you gave to your wife. I didn’t want to take it away, but brother, I really need it for my wedding, so I didn’t. I took them away, but I didn’t touch the rest of the things, such as the toothbrush and the key chain. The east room is your bookcase. I thought you were a book lover, but when I looked through it, it was all prop books. They only had covers and boxes, but no real books. I was quite disappointed. However, the DVD "A World Without Thieves" under the bookcase was my favorite. I took it away. I heard that this movie is good. I haven't had time to watch it yet. I just took it home to watch it. Secondly, I also want to learn new techniques from my colleagues. What age is it? Knowledge is exploding and updates are too fast. Well, what will happen if you don’t learn? I advise you to replace the prop book with the real thing as soon as possible. As the ancients said, there is a golden house in the book.
Originally, my work could be more detailed, but because there were people walking around outside, I was not interested in fighting, so I ended it hastily. The gains (and of course your losses) are as follows:
Cash: 36,700 yuan
A diamond ring
A DVD
A bottle of juice
Ten love letters
p>The total price cannot be estimated because the love letter is included.
Although I want to write more to you to comfort your helpless soul, because I have a new task, it is inconvenient to talk more, and the love paper is shorter. Siyi has trouble sleeping at night. I will see you later (no) Sorry, let me copy a sentence from your love letter as the ending)! !
No name will be left
I rushed to the hospital under the lamp on X month X day of X year
The first one:
The whole school in high school Wearing a school uniform is compulsory, and students who are repeating their studies never wear one. The teacher in charge of this aspect squats at the door every day to check. One day, the teacher saw this classmate not wearing a school uniform and asked him why he was not wearing one. This classmate was furious and said: My mother is not dead, why do I have to wear mourning clothes?
The second one:
An art teacher was slightly famous, and a newspaper had a large report with photos, so he boasted in class: "There are always classmates recently. Tell me, teacher, you are really good. You even published a photo in the newspaper..." A student asked: "Is this a missing person notice?" From then on, the art teacher refused to allow this student to take art classes.
Third:
In Chinese class, the teacher called a sleeping classmate to answer a question, but the classmate was confused and could not say anything. The teacher said helplessly: "Can you do it? If not, just squeak!" The student said: "Squeak." The teacher sweated.
Fourth one:
When I was in high school, it was almost time for the general examination. One day in geography class, the teacher reported a place name on the top and asked us to answer the minerals produced in the place below. After talking about a lot of places, the teacher suddenly asked: "What is produced in Jiangnan?" All the boys in the class answered in unison: "Beauties are produced in Jiangnan!"
Fifth:
Junior high school When the biology teacher was talking about the ecological environment on the African grasslands, no one in the class listened, so he got angry and said, "You all look at me! If you don't look at me, how do you know what an African wild cat looks like!"
Sixth:
In a high-level mathematics class, the teacher asked one of my brothers: "Calculus is a very useful subject. What is our goal in learning calculus?" That brother was on a desertion at the time. , and without thinking loudly said: "There are no cavities!" The whole class burst into laughter.
Seventh:
In the biology class, the teacher said: "Actually, weasels do not eat chickens. Scientists have done an experiment and once locked up a chicken and a weasel. Together, guess what happened the next day?" The classmate interrupted: "The chicken is pregnant?"
Eighth:
In the third year of high school, the geometry teacher is an old lady. Bragging is very annoying. One day in class, I said: "I am very valued in the Municipal Education Bureau. They always invite me to study problems together, and every time I am picked up and dropped off by car." I accidentally asked: "Three-wheelers?" "As a result, he was banned from geometry class for a week.
Ninth:
When I was in high school, my English teacher (a middle-aged woman in her fifties) thought that some of us boys were not listening, so she yelled: "What are you thinking? ?" I was confused at the time, and somehow I said, "I miss you!" There was silence in the classroom for a while, but a pair of frightened eyes were looking at me. The teacher stayed for a while, then pointed at me and yelled: "You are just a stinky hooligan!" What an injustice!
Tenth:
When I was in high school, I took a labor class for the first time. The teacher was an old man. He introduced himself: "My name is Wu Shushan." I suddenly had inspiration and immediately Then he said: "Looking northwest to Chang'an, there are countless pitiful mountains." The whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher turned pale. Then I was punished to do heavy work.