What are the funniest things that have happened around you?

Tell me a story about my mentally retarded roommate.

On the 1st, I participated in the 1-kilometer marathon with him, and I was really tired.

After running, we rested for half an hour before recovering, and then we went to the hotel to get something by bike and went back to school.

When he arrived at the hotel, he put his bike next to me to get something. I didn't pay attention when I got off, playing with my mobile phone. As a result, as soon as he came down, he moved another bicycle next to him and said, Who locked my bicycle?

I looked up at him with a caring eye for the mentally retarded, and yours is here. As a result, he still said: Who locked my bike? I told him several times in a row, over here. He just reacted.

Afterwards, he said that it was estimated that 1 kilometers had made him lose his head.

Speaking of the funniest thing, it's mine. I feel that it can contract my jokes for a day. It's a true story, and it's a funny thing about an idiot. Here's the funniest joke I remember to share with you!

I remember one summer in college, when we were enjoying the cool in the dormitory, suddenly there came a girl's voice "XXX, XXX" downstairs. I don't know who she was calling, but one of our roommates immediately ran to the balcony and replied, "Wait a minute, I'll be right down." We suddenly realized! I saw him say that finish and go back to the dormitory. As a result, the girl called twice again, and our roommate went out again and said, "Wait, don't worry" and then went back to the dormitory! At this time, we asked him, "When did your boy talk to someone who didn't tell us that he didn't care?" He replied, "No, I don't have a female basin friend." We asked, "What are you bragging about? Who's that down there?" He said, "I don't know, I just watched her being ignored for a long time, so I went to comfort her." ..................................................

I am very glad to be invited to answer this question:

Interesting things happened around me:

First, during the military training in college, everyone stood quietly and only the instructors were there. The instructor asked what he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. He thought he didn't catch it clearly. He went on to say that he was a little coquettish, and everyone couldn't help laughing. The instructor also smiled. As a result, it was finally known that the baby was from Sichuan. What he said was a little fever and a cold.

Second, in school, the teacher always calls the roll at the end of the class. The classmate replied that when the name of my deskmate was called, a classmate at the back took the opportunity and put his hand over my deskmate's mouth. My classmate originally wanted to answer, but the whole class burst into laughter. No, please ask my deskmate to stand outside the door, haha.