Lu Yu’s classic famous sayings
Lu Yu is the host of the famous talk show "A Date with Lu Yu". The following are Lu Yu's classic famous sayings. Let's take a look!
Lu Yu’s classic famous sayings 1
1. I am easily injured, but I will never be hit.
2. A person who is extremely good in one aspect must be as wise as a fool in other aspects!
3. Elegance is a state, and an elegant man makes people feel like a spring breeze.
4. Love requires meeting the right person at the right time. I always believe that every love is a gorgeous adventure, and wise people always see hope.
5. Whether a person loves you or not does not depend on the length of time you have been together, but on his willingness to give you a commitment. I don't know what retention means. I only know that the person who loves me will not leave me because he knows that I will be sad. You can't wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep, and you can't touch someone who doesn't love you.
6. I believe that the total amount of happiness and sadness in a person’s life is the same. I don’t think anyone has less experience than anyone else, so if you think about it this way, you won’t get carried away when you are very happy, and you won’t be particularly desperate when you are very sad.
7. A woman must be confident and independent in order to win the eternal love of her husband.
8. Beautiful women must know how to pamper themselves.
9. When a person appears at the right time and on the right occasion, his brilliance will shine through.
10. I hope that if people have a unique vision, they can discover a good painter before others discover him. I think that would be a great feeling, but it is difficult.
11. Many people say that if you insist on doing something for twenty-one days, it will become a habit for you. So if you insist on doing something for eighteen years, what is it? I think it is more than just a habit. It contains many emotional factors, such as responsibility and love.
12. Not only me, but any young woman, anyone must devote themselves wholeheartedly to success. Professionalism is the most important thing.
13. Even if love makes you bruised tomorrow, you still have to love today, even if it is only for a moment. Because at the moment you love, the world is truly unparalleledly beautiful.
14. I have always firmly believed that as long as you really want to do something or miss someone, you will never give up your persistence no matter when or where. It only takes time for your wishes to come true. question. Of course, persistence is smart persistence. On the road to getting closer to your dream step by step, sometimes you have to give in, sometimes you have to be roundabout, and sometimes you even have to bear the pain and give up temporarily. This is quite like the principle of war.
15. Everyone has their own appreciation of art. I am very emotional and self-centered, and I watch what I like. Lu Yu's classic famous sayings 2
1 Liang Jingru's chapter
Lu Yu: Can you cook?
Jingru: I am very good at cooking, especially in Malaysia. of cuisine.
Lu Yu: So can you cook Beijing cuisine?
Jingru: Beijing cuisine? Peking duck? That one is too complicated, I can’t. What is Beijing cuisine?
Lu Yu:. . . . . . Well, um, for example. . . Mapo Tofu
Jingru: That... seems to be Sichuan cuisine.
Lu Yu: Oh, yes.
2 Yang Liwei Chapter
At Phoenix TV’s Taiwan celebration. After Yang Liwei was invited to the stage.
Lu Yu immediately interviewed on the stage: Well, has your son come?
Yang Liwei: He is here.
Lu Yu: Can you invite your son to come up?
Wait until Yang Liwei’s son comes up.
"What's your name?"
After a long while, he struggled to feed himself and asked Yang's son, "What's your father's name?"
3 Twins
Interview with twin couples.
The younger twin sister said: "We were very naughty when we were children.
When my grandma fed us, we would run around her.
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My grandma always fed my sister alone, and I never got any.
My grandma didn’t even realize she was wrong.”
——This It was originally an obvious anecdote and joke in the story of misunderstanding between twins.
When the audience laughed, Lu Yu still didn’t understand and asked stupidly: Why is that?
Sister: Because she was knocked unconscious and couldn’t tell our looks. Well.
Lu Yu then asked: Then why can’t she tell your looks apart?
Sister: You’ve been interviewing me for so long. . . Because we are twins!
Lu Yu: Then why can’t she tell you twins apart!
4 Huang Qiusheng Chapter
Huang SIR said, he took After the award interview, there was no one around, so I called the director to come back and drove to have dinner.
Then Lu Yu asked innocently: Really?
Do you really drive by yourself? Isn’t there a car that picks you up?
SIR Huang: No, we drove ourselves to have a late-night snack.
Then the big head applauded with very innocent eyes...
When I saw this, I was confused...Why should I applaud...ah...
5 articles about not winning the lottery
When interviewing the winner who did not win the 5 million lottery,
The loser: I had the idea of ????jumping off the building...
Chen Luyu : Did you dance later?
6 Chapter of a certain uncle
Interviewing an older uncle, at the end of the program,
Lu Yu: I wish you the best Live to be 120 years old! Quotations Collection Network
Uncle: (very happily) Thank you, thank you!
Lu Yu: I’m kidding!
7 Zhou Huajian Chapter
Lu Yu asked Zhou Huajian if his math score was good?
Zhou Huajian said "not good" smoothly, and Lu Yu believed it.
After the show was broadcast, many viewers posted comments on the matter on the ifeng.com forum and Tianya community.
Because Zhou Huajian graduated from the Department of Mathematics of National Taiwan University, the career he once expected was a mathematics teacher.
8 Fan Wei Chapter
Lu Yu: Your wife’s name is the same as a Hong Kong sister in Hong Kong.
Fan Wei: Yes. (Smirk)
Lu Yu: Really? (Doubtful)
Fan Wei: Yes. (Honest)
Lu Yu: Is she so beautiful?
Fan Wei: No. Then I have never seen that person, that Hong Kong sister. (Helpless)
Lu Yu: That Hong Kong girl is quite beautiful.
Fan Wei: There is no comparison. (Unbearable)
Lu Yu: That Hong Kong girl is quite beautiful.
Fan Wei: Ah. (Too lazy to reply)
Lu Yu: It’s exactly the same name.
Fan Wei: The names are exactly the same. . .
(What else can I say ORZ...)
9 Liu Qian Chapter
Lu Yu asked Liu Qian to choose his favorite magic trick,
Liu Qian used metaphors It’s like asking parents to choose their favorite child, it’s not easy to choose
Unexpectedly, Lu Yu said NC, your mother only has your child...
10 Yang Liping
Lu Yu asked:
1. Were you beaten when you were a child?
2. Can you kill pigs?
3 .Can you use that thing to smash cakes?
4. She asked Yang Liping what to eat at school, and Yang Liping said it was boiled cabbage with some oil.
The interviewer didn’t know her background.
When asked how old Yang Liping was when she went to college, Yang said 12, and Lu Yu said casually,
“That was in the 1980s”!!! !She didn’t even understand the year.
6. Yang said that the meal subsidy was 7 yuan, and Lu Yu actually said, "Is it 7 yuan a day?"
Anyone with a little intelligence also knows that in the 1970s, of course it was a month. It’s 7 yuan.
11 Zhang Chaoyang Chapter
Zhang Chaoyang said that his career failed and he was very depressed.
Sitting on the plane, looking at the night sky and the moon, he was very emotional
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Anchor Chen immediately interrupted him and asked in surprise: How can you see the moon on the plane?
Zhang Chaoyang couldn't answer the words for a while, and gestured with his hand, "There are, there are windows..." "
She suddenly realized: "Oh, by the way, you can see the moon from the window seat
12 Cai Kangyong Chapter
Kangyong was talking about his same-sex love When he was in person, Lu Yu asked: "Do your parents know your sexual orientation now?"
The program fell into embarrassment at this moment, because Cai Kangyong's parents had a son at the age of 50.
When Cai Kangyong was in his 20s, his parents passed away one after another.
13 Yi Jianlian Chapters
During the conversation, Lu Yu talked about some topics, perhaps because he did not collect the information personally. Lack of confidence.
She said to Yi Jianlian in the show: "They said you..." Yi Jianlian asked: "Who said that?"
Lu Yu replied: "I don't know, they Said, said. "
14 Left-behind Children
Lu Yu asked them what they usually eat, and the children said vegetables or something.
Lu Yu asked again: Do you eat meat? ?
Child: I don’t eat it often
Lu Yu: Why? Isn’t the meat delicious?
The simple child said awkwardly: No, no. Money...
15 Zhao Benshan Chapter
Old Zhao: I can’t stand professional actors. I like more natural ones.
Lu Yu: Really, I I think you are quite professional.
Lao Zhao: I am not a professional.
Lu Yu: (Stupefied for a few seconds). Giggling
16 Star Master
Lu Yu’s smile is also a major feature of the show. Some netizens believe that Lu Yu’s smile is unique to the talk show. Continuity is a kind of destruction.
For example, in Stephen Chow's episode, she was laughing alone, but when she saw Mr. Xing, he didn't laugh.
She asked: Don't you think it's funny? Rhetorical question: Do you think it’s funny?
17 A certain aunt
Lu Yu interviews a lonely and wealthy old aunt who wants to marry her daughter.
Lu Yu: Which of the daughters who applied for the job do you think is the most destined?
Auntie: I think there are three——
Lu Yu: (interruption) All three are okay. Is the daughter you chose now coming?
Aunt: Come————
Lu Yu: (interruption) Is she here?
Auntie: Yes, she————
Lu Yu: (interruption) Is the daughter who was not chosen embarrassed to refuse?
Auntie: That’s the problem————
Lu Yu: (interruption) Are you still in contact with these three daughters?
Auntie: That’s———— —
Lu Yu: (interruption) We are still dating, right?!
Auntie: Well, that’s right, I want to say————
Lu Yu: (interruption) Yes, I think this is good,
Aunt: Uh————
Lu Yu: (interruption) Living like this Very happy, right?
Auntie: Well, happy? But————
Lu Yu: (interruption) Yes, you are really happy, and you will always be like this Wrong?
Auntie: We are forever? —————
Lu Yu: (interruption) Okay, now the program is over, thank you to our guests, thank you all!
Aunt: Thank you, Lu——
Lu Yu: That’s it for this episode, goodbye!
Aunt: Yu
18 Li Yapeng Chapter
Lu Yu asked: "Really? You really fell in love with Faye Wong?"
Before Li Yapeng could answer, he turned to the audience and asked himself questions Said:
"This is how the greatest love of this century began between Li Yapeng and the princess!
They are inseparable and will never change their hearts. The 21st century has witnessed With the great love of Concubine Peng!"
Before Li Yapeng could intervene, he asked again, "Are you having a baby?"
(At this time, the whole world knew about Li Yan)
Before Li Yapeng opened his mouth, she said: "Is it a boy or a girl?"
Before Li Yapeng opened his mouth, Chen Luyu started directing and acting in front of the audience, "Everyone, look at the screen. ,
Peng Fei gave birth to a girl, named Li Yan, which is the fruit of their love.
This is a new testimony of their great love!"
19 Stomach Pain
Guest: I have stomach problems and it hurts often
Lu Yu: I don’t know what stomach pain feels like, but I think women with stomach problems are very elegant.
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Holding your hands like this (demonstration) Ouch
Guest: Elegant? It’s so uncomfortable
Lu Yu: By the way, where is the stomach?
Guest: ……
20 AIDS patients
Once I interviewed an AIDS patient. The man said that he still wanted to have a child,
But he Already have a daughter.
Lu Yu: Do you really want a son?
The man: Not really
Lu Yu: Definitely
The man: It’s really not
Lu Yu: I think so
The man: …;