1. I’m really old and can’t move anymore! Tuck autumn clothes into autumn trousers, and tuck autumn trousers into socks, which is the most basic respect for winter. Now my understanding of fashion is: keeping warm is the main thing!
2. You are young only once, and you can never be young again. Therefore, we must subvert the whole world in a free and unrestrained way. The fun must be thorough, the destruction must be powerful, get into trouble and get patents, pretend to be good and use special skills, make people dependent on talent, and be fooled depends on fate.
3. A girl with only a high school education mastered more than a dozen college courses in a short period of time just by self-study. This is not an inspirational story, this is a final exam.
4. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man cannot survive without fighting; if a man is rich , and everyone is destined!
5. First love is infinitely better, but it’s just that you die too early.
6. I was walking on the road just now and answered a strange phone call. A woman said: Hello! Congratulations on winning the second prize of 300,000 yuan from our company! Before I could say anything, she laughed to herself and said: Sorry, it was the first time I lied to someone, I couldn't help it. Then, she hung up and left me standing messy in the wind
7. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a pound, grow a pound, and always treat each other sincerely.
8. After correcting the answers to the final big question, the top student’s answer was the same as mine. I felt a sense of security, while the top student couldn’t say a word for a long time.
9. When I hold you up, you are like a cup, but when I let go, you are just a slag of glass
10. I started making money when I was a teenager, and went from having nothing to having nothing. Penniless, and then working hard from being penniless to being heavily in debt! This is me, different fireworks, I am me, I get angry when I see myself!
11. It is recommended that everyone try to go to bed early, exercise more, not eat late night snacks, smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early to develop a good habit. Over time, you will have no friends.
12. If you like someone, just confess it, just in case you become a spare tire.
13. There is no love for no reason in the world, and there is no hate for no reason, but there is fatness for no reason! Don't expect to lose weight. Being fat will ruin everything. Bajie has traveled thousands of miles and still hasn't lost weight. Moreover, he is also a vegetarian!
14. Nowadays, parents allow their children to participate in various interest classes since childhood, in order to prevent their children from losing at the starting line. However, as everyone knows, some people are at the finishing line as soon as they are born.
15. I still remember that the most embarrassing thing when I was a child was a kissing scene while watching TV with my parents.
16. There are three kinds of people in school, one is a top student, and the other is a student who quits school. As for this third type of person, they want to be a top student but are unable to do so, and want to quit studying but can’t. .
17. When you are young, don’t despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you will have no money in the future.
18. I stretched out my hand and you wouldn’t follow me, so I stretched out my foot to trip you up, and you really chased me.
19. If you like something from me, just take it. If you can take it, it’s up to you. If you can’t take it, just watch it.
20. When I was a child, I thought that when I grew up, I can save the whole world, but when I grow up, I realize that the whole world can’t save me!
21. Losing weight is actually very simple. You have to exercise hard every day, avoid eating greasy food, and persevere, day after day, year after year. When you look in the mirror again, you will find that you are right. For you, plastic surgery is more important than losing weight.
22. In today’s geography class, a girl refused to listen and put on makeup underneath. The teacher came up and asked: Can you describe your face using two place names? The girl couldn't figure it out, so she asked him what it was. The teacher replied: Dalian, Taiyuan.
23. My roommate had a cough in the morning, so I mistakenly gave him laxative medicine as cough medicine. I came back at noon and asked my roommate if the medicine would work. Roommate: Taitema works. I cough and pull my pants. I cough and pull my pants. Now I don’t even dare to cough.
24. Whenever I want to be lazy, I tell myself that people who are better than me work harder than me, so what is the use of my efforts?
25. Those bottle caps that can’t even be opened are actually fake. If you don’t believe it, ask her to open a courier and try it.
26. In order to prevent my wife from suspecting that I was having an affair, I changed the names of all the female contacts on my phone to men’s names. She went through my text messages and now not only did she know I was having an affair, she was convinced I was gay.
27. At a reunion of classmates who have graduated many years ago, we all discussed salary together. I thought we all earned about the same amount, but in the end I found out that they were talking about monthly salary, and I was the only one talking about annual salary!
28. Mathematics is a mature course for you and you need to learn to pass your own exams.
29. There are only three things I can do in school: watch the top students show off their grades, watch the couples show off their affection, and watch the wealthy people show off their wealth; what’s even worse is: watch the wealthy people show off their grades and watch their academic performance. Show affection and watch couples show off their wealth.
30. I was walking on the road on a rainy day, and a big Mercedes flew past me, splashing mud all over me. Looking at the big Ben going away, I secretly swore in my heart that it would wait for me. If you have money, you must buy a raincoat of your own.
31. When someone closes a door for you, there will always be a kind person who will leave a phone number on the wall to unlock the door for you.
32. When I was a child, I had a dream to marry two wives, one to cook and one to wash clothes. It was only when I grew up that I realized that I had overthought things. Whether or not to get a wife was a big problem. Even if I got a wife, who would wash the clothes was also a problem.
33. You have to remember that no matter how estranged we become in the end, a red envelope can bring us back to the beginning.
34. It seems that your lung capacity is very large, otherwise how could you be so awesome?
35. I am like a fly lying on the window. The front is bright with the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, but I always feel that there are invisible walls everywhere.
36. When we were young, school taught us that life is a kind of realization. Growing up, society teaches us that life is a reality.
37. I have always regarded money as dung, and anyone who thinks about money will regard me as dung.
38. After my salary was paid, my father said that money is tight recently and we should ask your mother to fight the Landlord. Then I agreed, and then I lost all my salary this month.
39. Time tells me that the age of being unreasonable has passed and it’s time to show off!
40. When two people miss each other, that is called love. If a person is thinking blindly by himself, that is called being baseless.
41. Some girls who seem to be living a peaceful life secretly don’t even have any extra money, and even owe Ant Huabei.
42. From today on, as long as you are my friend, if you have no money, just let me know. I can tell you how I spent my days without money.
43. Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to the life in the well.
44. The most charming person is Master Kong, thousands of people follow him every day.
45. In today’s society, you have to wait in line to jump in line.
46. Good love is when you see the world through a man, bad love is when you give up the world for one person. Funny sentences that are popular on Douyin
1. If you don’t chat with me, are you afraid that I will steal your emoticons?
2. At the same age as a flower, it has grown into a succulent one.
3. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car.
4. If I am single on Chinese Valentine’s Day, I will bet 50 bottles of Wangzai.
5. Those who love me will definitely become rich, and those who don’t love me will make bricks.
6. We will meet again in a few decades, and we will all be burned into ashes in the crematorium. You will be piled on top of me, and no one will know each other. We will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.
7. Don’t ask me why I didn’t do well in the exam. It was because the weather was too cold and I was confused.
8. The gods and horses are all clouds, so now I start to believe in donkeys.
9. When the value of the decorations on your body exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.
10. The so-called true love is when two people are obviously so ugly, but they still worry that the other person will be taken away.
11. For the rest of your life, you will be the one doing the laundry, you will be the one cooking, and you will still be the one washing the dishes.
12. You should feel free to gain weight. Losing weight is someone else’s business.
13. I only have one requirement when looking for a partner: to get along well with my other partners.
14. Look under the bed when you feel scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.
15. If no one in the world wants you, you must remember that there is still me, and I don’t want you either.
16. Hello: Lend me your daughter for one year, and I will give you back one and one daughter next year.
17. Trying not to love someone is much harder than trying to love someone.
18. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.
19. I am a good-tempered person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. What will happen? Then I will lower the bottom line further.
20. You can steal my sentences or my expressions, but if you steal my heart, I will call you husband.
21. It’s cold. If you have someone to hug, let’s put some clothes on if you don’t have someone.
22. Just because I looked at you a few more times in the crowd, I have been blind since then.
23. Winter is so cold. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.
24. After learning martial arts for so long, I finally got the opportunity to be embarrassed.
25. When your hair grows to your waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.
26. Come hang out with me. If I have a bite to eat, you will have a bowl to wash.
27. When others praise me, I worry, worried that others do not praise me enough.
28. Beauty and ugliness are determined by destiny, and fatness and thinness are determined by heaven. Live by this sentence.
29. I just want to be a little devil, not afraid of anything. I just want to be surrendered by you.
30. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give him a cassock.
31. I heard that ugly people should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.
32. I understand the truth, but I still can’t help but look back when I hear others calling me beautiful.
33. No matter how tiring or difficult it is, just treat yourself as a two-hundred-and-fifty person; no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person.
34. I bought a razor online, but my hands were shaking and numb before I finished shaving.
35. I dropped my phone so many times but it was fine. Later I thought about it, but my height saved it.
36. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him: As long as you are happy.
37. I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I will stop beating.
38. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.
39. God closed a door for you, and then went to wash up and sleep.
40. People are divided into groups, which is why my lists are so beautiful.
41. You say it’s because the weather is cold, but I say it’s because my heart is cold.
42. We are no longer children. We cannot be coaxed by one lollipop, but at least three.
43. I have an appetite that I shouldn’t have at this age.
44. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.
45. There is always a kind of selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than make others unhappy.
46. I have been single for a long time. When I was taking the bus, a girl rubbed my shoulder, so I even thought about where our children would go to school.
47. Missing is a short-term regret; mistake is a permanent regret.
48. The tortoise can beat the hare, but in fact they just go their own ways.
49. A classmate and I often skip class, and the teacher always asks us to call our parents.
Later, my classmate's father said to him: My son, we can't go to school. I've been to school more days this semester than you.
50. When I transform into a swan, you are still an egg.
51. I dreamed of being eaten by a dog, and then lived a dog-like life.
52. After taking the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words should only be spoken to those who understand.
53. You ignore me today, but I will come to see you tomorrow.
54. If being handsome is a mistake, then I am already so wrong that I don’t want to do it anymore.
55. I finally understand why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will be removed for you halfway.
56. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. When I went to bed last night, the quilt was turned upside down. The end that usually covers my feet was covering my face, and then I fainted!
57. I wanted to live in my husband’s heart, but I didn’t expect to have many neighbors.
58. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.
59. When you receive the test paper, buy a lighter.
60. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Nonsense, it’s not a person. Could it be a dog? Now that I think about it, it's true.
61. I have a problem: I don’t dare to ask for leave, because I’m afraid that if I ask for leave, the company will know that it’s the same with or without me.
62. The virus fell in love with my computer, and I could only help them.
63. Being in a daze, if done well, is called deepness. If you don't do it well, you're more likely to fall asleep.
64. Don’t make excuses for yourself in everything, and don’t blame the lack of gravity for constipation.
65. Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty. At least I am fat but not greasy.
66. There is only one worry when you are not full, but there are countless worries when you are full.
67. There are no stars in your eyes, they are all eye droppings.
68. I know very well that you are going to be mentally retarded and out of control, but I really want to see something.
69. Today’s classmates are so rude and don’t even talk to me in class.
70. The two main reasons why you can’t finish your homework are sitting next to a funny guy with a mobile phone in his hand.
71. Some people can make you feel distressed if they are serious, and some people can give you toothache if they are not polite.
72. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel scared. It’s so dark and I’m so beautiful, I’m really afraid that others won’t see me.
73. Those who have lovers celebrate Valentine’s Day, and those who have enemies celebrate Di Renjie.
74. I know that I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you should reflect on yourself and why others can.
75. Although I will not die if I admit defeat, I will not admit defeat even if I die.
76. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they are rich, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.
77. I want to touch you. If you are not convinced, you can kiss me back.
78. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you!
79. Only those who have worked hard know how important background is!
80. When I was young, boys liked electric toys and girls liked dolls. As you grow up, it's the other way around.
81. When I don’t want to care about you, it’s useless for you to coax me. At this time, you have to send me a red envelope.
82. Be my girlfriend and I will protect you and not let my other girlfriends find you.
83. I am really a carefree person. As soon as the summer vacation left, I was thinking about the winter vacation. Popular birthday wishes on Douyin
1. I wish you warm winters and a warm spring. I wish you have a light when it’s dark and an umbrella when it rains. May you be accompanied by your beloved on the road, may your journey be long and you may return as a young girl.
2. Thanks to the persistence of time, I have finally grown one year older. I am grateful to myself for being different at each stage.
3. I hope that in the future I can laugh, be playful, be spontaneous, dare to love, hate and chase.
4. I hope that for the rest of my life, I will be happy, lose weight, and be rich.
5. There is sunshine in your eyes and magnanimity in your smile. In the beautiful days ahead, you will not give in or let down.
6. May the people you miss say good night to you, and may you not feel lonely when you are alone.
7. May your wishes come true, and may you have no regrets in this life.
8. In your dream of always being bordered by spring. I wish you: all your wishes come true and happiness! Happy birthday!
9. May you have a bright future, may your lover eventually get married, and may you be happy in this world.
10. May you be like the sun, bright and not sad.
11. May all the places you go to be warm places, and may all the people you meet be close friends.
12. Flowers come and go, like a poem or a painting; on this day that truly belongs to you, may you embrace the future, and may your face be as gorgeous as spring.
13. May you live a free and easy life without fighting or grabbing; may time slow down and old friends never be separated; may there be stars in the night and fish in the river...
14. May you have all the fun in this life , sincere and kind; may everywhere you go be filled with sunshine; may the distance you dream of be filled with warmth; may you use your dreams as horses and live up to your youth.
15. May you be warm and pure throughout your life, and never give up love and freedom. Happy birthday. Inspiring quotes that are very popular on Douyin
1. Time passes day by day. The sunshine is different because the mood is different; the green leaves are different because the wind direction is different. Life is like this, and you will face different choices in life. No matter what your choice is, please don't forget: the road is made by yourself, and happiness is created by yourself!
2. Since it is a person, it should look like a person.
Douyin’s very popular inspirational talk with pictures: Since you are a person, you should look like one
3. Your current attitude determines who you will be ten years from now Still trash.
4. This society is unfair, don’t complain, because it’s useless! People always make progress through reflection!
Douyin’s very popular inspirational talk with pictures: Since we are one person, we should look like one person
5. It is really not easy for two people to be together, and the shortcomings can be Corrections can be made, and personalities can be gradually adjusted, but if the opportunity is lost, there will really be no more. Cherish each other.
6. No matter how hard you try to manage and keep things fresh, some people and things may still be lost. You can't control others, and you can't control the world, you can only control yourself. Amidst all the changes, try your best to live a more colorful life and live your best life. If a person has never let himself down, he will not be afraid of the future.
Douyin’s very popular inspirational talk with pictures: Since you are a person, you should look like one
7. Don’t be afraid of any bumps on the road ahead at any time. , the soldiers will block the water and the soil will cover it up, and there will always be a bright future in another village.
8. Even the most ordinary person has to fight for the existence of his world. The older you get, the more cautious you become. If you want to live a happy life, everyone advises you not to care about other people's opinions. But not everyone can do this. Since you can’t care less about external evaluations, then please do your best in what you are doing.
Douyin’s very popular inspirational talk with pictures: Since you are a person, you should look like one
9. If God gives you a pair of wings, use them Fly bravely, even if it gives you a body of fat, you must burn it off and live happily, young man.
10. Life must have its own value. If a person cannot make his life brilliant, there is no reason to make it dim.
Douyin’s very popular inspirational talk with pictures: Since you are a person, you should look like one
11. Entrepreneurship, like love, does not let people succeed overnight , It’s not easy to find the right thing. If you insist on settling down, there will be results. Be more practical and attentive. Time will give you what you want.
12. It is better to do it once than to think a thousand times. A gorgeous fall is better than meaningless wandering.
Douyin’s very popular motivational talk with pictures: Since you are a person, you should look like one
13. The most powerful person in the world is: Just wake up Get up, do it when you say it, play when you say it, leave when you say it, and hold it back when you say it, you can take it and let it go, life is a practice, I hope you will gradually become a great yourself.