Haha it’s a dog

When naming a dog in the countryside, it mainly depends on the breed, color and core competitiveness of the dog.

Ordinary native dogs, who guard homes and courtyards, and have some functions of robbing people and blocking people, are named according to their colors. The yellow ones are called Rhubarb and Xiaohuang, the black ones are called Xiaohei, and the white ones are called Xiaobai;

A kind of relatively ferocious dog that is not too common, and follows people to run in the fields and chase rabbits. , because this kind of dog has a strong body, well-muscled limbs, and fast running speed. It is generally a hunting dog. Naturally, the name cannot be based on the color, which will make it look a bit weak. It should be given some powerful and domineering names, such as: Heizi, Tiger, hammer? !

There is also a kind of dog, the most popular pet dog in the countryside. This kind of dog is white, has short legs, long hair, big eyes, sticks out its tongue, and is particularly cute. They are collectively called: Maomao.

My family has a little white, a tiger, and two haha.

What kind of dog is Haha?

Xiaobai is looking after the house and nursing home. Hu Zi is a border shepherd. The old man bought him for 500 yuan to train herding sheep, but before he could be trained, Haha came. Haha, they are actually two ancient sheepdogs. Such dogs are rare in the countryside. But there is no difference between Hahaha and ordinary local dogs except that they eat dog food and eat well. The sky is the quilt, the earth is the bed, the stars and the moon are the lights, and the sun is the warm bed. Every day I came in and out of the dirt, and followed the old man to herd the sheep. The hair grows as long as it wants, and the dog lives happily.

Neither of the two ancient shepherds were named according to the rural naming standards. The old man said that no matter how they were named, they felt that they were not in line with their temperaments. You can call her Xiaohua, which is too girly. Call her Jackal, Tiger and Leopard, which is powerful enough, but doesn't match their appearance and temperament. Later, I found that the two of them were sticking out their tongues hahahaha day by day. The old man had an idea and called it hahaha.

Daha is a boy and Erha is a girl.

Where did Haha come from?

Haha was bought by my sister for 2200 with free shipping. The old girl didn’t know which of her boyfriends told her that life would be wonderful if she had a small yard and raised an ancient shepherd. From then on, I fell in love with Gu Mu, a kind of dog with the lowest IQ. She had already raised an ancient animal named Peanut. He was a boy. After he was one year old, the old sister thought that Peanut must be a father for once, so she started looking for a girlfriend for Peanut. There are so many dogs in Beijing communities, but very few keep Gumu. When he was one and a half years old, Hua Guo had not yet met his little girlfriend. Since you can't get a ready-made one, then you can go into the cultivation system. Then why are there so many boy bands and girl groups just for the cultivation system, just cutting leeks over and over again? So, after making up my mind, my sister planned to buy a girl named Gu Mu and give Peanut a girlfriend since she was a child.

When I bought it, it was 1500 for one and 2200 for two with free shipping. With this thought in mind, my sister bought a brother and sister. So after tracing the source, Daha was the second one given away at half price.

In this way, my sister raised three ancient animals, large and small. The story of raising a peanut girlfriend begins. But the good times didn't last long. One day, the old girl met a couple who wanted to abandon her adopted Gu Mu, who happened to be a girl. The old girl thought that she might not be able to find the ready-made girlfriend wherever she picked up a lantern, so she decided to adopt a girl named "Czech" as Peanut's number one girlfriend.

Looking at the two little ones who were still babies, the old girl also became worried. Think about it. In a few months, four strong ancient shepherds will be taken out for a walk. Regardless of whether they can be held or not, the house will have to be changed from one room to one bedroom and one living room. After counting dog food, snacks, toys, grooming, etc., I feel like I can’t keep the money in my pocket.

After thinking about it, my sister came up with a way. While the two Hahaha were still young, I decided to give the two little Hahaha to the old man to raise.

Haha went to herd the sheep

The day the two Haha arrived, the old man took a taxi and went to the airport to pick them up in person. One day and one night, he pooped and peed in the cage, and when he was picked up, he arrived home an hour and a half later. The old man and the driver were so vomited by the dog feces that they couldn't even eat dinner.

The old man went all over the street to buy dog ??food and bathe the stinky Haha. Haha finally settled down in the countryside.

This kind of pet dog is rarely seen in the countryside. When Haha came to the countryside, no one in the village knew him. Some smart people checked online and told the old man the next day that your dog turned out to be an ancient shepherd dog. , can herd sheep.

Many people talked about it, and Haha became a little bigger, the size of a lamb. The old man took Haha with him to herd the sheep.

At first, when he was little, he could squat one on each side on the front pedal of the electric car. Now that he is older, Haha rushes into the sheep and runs with them. The gray dog ??hair and gray wool are also divided. It's not clear which one is the dog and which one is the sheep.

The old man posted the video of Haha's sheep herding on Douyin. From then on, when he saw Haha, he knew that this was the old man's sheep. Haha also became the leader of the old man's sheep. No, he was the leader. dog.

Haha has grown into an expert at herding sheep. At the same time, he has also brought a lot of joy to the old man’s lonely time of herding sheep. Hahaha is very clingy. When the old man is sitting, they will lie on the left and right beside the old man's legs, waiting for the old man to take out a ham sausage from his pocket, one half for each dog.

When Hahaha was having fun, he would run wildly with the sheep. The angry old man would shout and ignore him, so the old man had to give him a whip. It didn’t hurt too much, but Hahaha would get into a mood and walk along the roadside. Go home. Seeing its aggrieved look, the old man softened his heart and would call them "Daha" and "Erha" again, and they would rush back to the old man like children. I offer you the purest look, the warmest hug, and the most solid big dog paw.

The old girl once said that after raising a dog, she found that she didn’t trust people less and less, and that people were inferior to dogs, etc., which made it increasingly difficult for her to find a boyfriend. Haha also tells many new stories every day when accompanying the old man when shepherding sheep, which has become a constant topic in the group chat.

Haha, Peanut, Czech, how could there be such a cute and Chicheng elf in the world?

In the lonely journey of life, our life is so long, but fortunately, they can accompany us for a while. At first we walked together and stopped together, then we were left alone, and then there were young Haha, Peanut, and Czech, who continued to accompany us on the journey.

No matter how long it takes, he can never forget those clean and innocent eyes, full of his joy and dependence on you, the only one in the world.