1. "Big Project"
Seven years after graduation, I finally took on a big project, building a 30-meter chimney. The construction period was two months and the cost was 300,000. But you need to pay in advance. It was finally completed at the end of last year. Today I went to inspect and was scolded to death and I didn’t get any money yet! The drawings are wrong, they want to dig a well!
2. "Broken Bones"
The doctor asked the patient how he broke the bone. The patient said, "I felt there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes by holding on to the telephone pole." Someone was passing by and thought I had been electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two sticks!
3. "Let It Go"
A colleague asked: You are not young yet, why haven't you found a girlfriend yet?
I said: Just let it happen!
My colleague said: You deserve to be single. The monks in the temple all said so!
4. "Double Eleven"
Wife: My husband bought out all her shopping cart on Double Eleven. Let's look at you again.
Husband: Haha, actually I have already prepared it.
Wife: Do you still want to surprise me? Tell me, what have you prepared for me?
Husband: I didn’t buy anything, I’m ready to be scolded by you.
5. "Come on"
I missed the bus at work, so I ran after the bus. A man riding an electric bike shouted next to the bus: "Come on!" There was a warm current, and just when I was about to express my gratitude to the beauty of this world, the man shouted again: "Master, come on, don't let this guy catch up!