Campus sketch script-----Mother who is a nanny
Mother who is a nanny
Time: Contemporary weekend afternoon.
Location: Dai Hong’s living room.
Characters: Dai Hong: a male middle school student with a wealthy family, his parents are busy at work, and his daily life is taken care of by a nanny.
Zhijian: Dai Hong’s classmate A classmate lives in a rural area, her father is ill at home, and her mother works as a nanny at Dai Hong's house.
Aunt Lan: Zhijian's mother, a rural woman, is at home because her husband is paralyzed, and her son is in urgent need of money for studying, so she goes out to Dai Hong. The Hong family works as a nanny.
Scenery: There is a computer desk and bookcase in the front right of the stage, a dining table and chairs in the middle of the stage, and a single sofa in the back left of the stage.
[ Curtain opening: Chi Zhijian carried Dai Hong, who had an injury to his right foot. He was sweating profusely. He gently put Dai Hong on the sofa and said to Dai Hong with great concern.
Zhijian: How are you doing? Does it hurt? Do you want me to apply a hot towel on you? (While talking, I wiped off my sweat and panted intermittently.)
Dai Hong: It’s okay, it’s okay! Look, I’ll be fine as soon as I get home. Once you see me This precious computer, my feet don’t hurt at all! Come on, Zhijian, I’ll teach you how to play games online. (Get up and pull Zhijian towards the computer desk)
Zhijian: No, no, no, be careful Injury on the foot! (Hurry up and help Dai Hong)
Dai Hong: Haha, don’t worry, my foot is not injured at all!
Zhijian: You are lying. ! (Take a step back)
Dai Hong: Well... that's right, but not entirely right!
Zhijian: You...! What the hell are you doing!
Dai Hong: Don’t be angry. Let me tell you the truth. I pretended to hurt my foot today and didn’t go to the spring outing to the suburban zoo organized by the school. This is true. I also lied to you.
Zhijian: Stop talking!
Dai Hong: Zhijian, you know, I am a super fan of online computer games. As soon as I sit on this computer desk, turn on the computer and look at the screen, haha, This world will be ruled by me...!
Zhijian: The computer is at your home. You can still play online at night after your spring outing!
Dai Hong: Absolutely not, you don’t know , my dad and mom didn’t let me play, saying it would delay my studies.
Zhijian: That’s right! Your academic performance is a bit problematic in the class.
Dai Hong: That’s fine What! Do you know how many levels I have reached in the "Legend of Legends" I play online? It's thirty-eight. I'm just two levels shy of passing the forty mark. Sorry
Zhijian: Why, I haven't done my homework yet. Reviewed
Dai Hong: Hey! Why do you sing the same tune as your parents!
Zhijian: Isn’t this right?
Dai Hong: no, no , no! If my parents are at home, I won’t be able to access the Internet and won’t be able to play games.
Zhijian: Wouldn’t that be better?
Dai Hong: You, you... ….! How do you put it? Do you know how much money I invested in "Legend" to reach level 38? It cost more than a thousand yuan...!
Zhijian: It costs so much money to play games online. Don't lie...!
Dai Hong: How can you buy weapons and equipment without spending money? If you have to pay for the ruling, a top-quality equipment will cost several hundred yuan!
Zhijian: This...! Then what are the benefits of playing to level 40?
Dai Hong: Fool, then I can make a lot of money and buy new equipment. Haha, I am rich!
Zhijian: This... I really don't understand...!
Dai Hong: What's wrong with this? You have good academic performance in the class and don't play game consoles. When it comes to review questions, you are the master of the questions. But when it comes to playing games on the computer! I can also be said to be the master of the game.
Zhijian: Yes, yes, yes! You are the one. Overlord! When your parents come back later, they will no longer be overlords.
Dai Hong: Why don’t you open and lift any pot? However, you are wrong today. Today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, I will dad
Mom will not come back. They are on a business trip, so I can "Legend" at home, and no one can control it! Three days and three nights are guaranteed to upgrade to another level. The money in my treasury will be huge. From "Chi Yue" " Playing until "Cang Yue"!
Zhijian: Forget it, I don't care about you, just go ahead and play! I'm leaving.
Dai Hong: Zhijian, don't leave , you kindly helped me such a big favor today, how could I let you go? Just have dinner here, and I will teach you how to play games online.
Zhijian: Thank you, I'm leaving. (Getting up to leave)
Dai Hong: You are not allowed to leave!
Zhijian: Why
Dai Hong: You want to betray me.
Zhijian: No.
Dai Hong: Then don’t go. Really, I mean well. You think, I lied to your teacher and classmates not to go to the spring outing. I pretended to hurt my foot. It was you who offered to give up playing in the zoo and wanted to carry me home. I let you be fooled and made you sweat profusely. Now I let you go alone. Are you still in good spirits? Zhijian, my goodness Classmate, I will never forget your benefits.
Zhijian: Dai Hong, don’t say that! I have difficulties too! Today the school went to a suburban zoo for a spring outing. I really want to go, because I have been there since I was a child. I have never been there. I have always lived in a mountainous countryside. However, the spring outing fee costs a full 20 yuan, which is my living expenses for half a month. I really want to go and play with my teachers and classmates. But there is no way. I'm poor! When I was in a dilemma, I couldn't tell you if I didn't go. It was you who saved me. Your foot was injured and you couldn't walk. I quickly seized the opportunity and said that I would send you home. I pretended to be Lei Feng just to That twenty yuan...! Dai Hong, I also lied. I also lied to my teachers and classmates! If I betray you, wouldn’t I also betray myself!
Dai Hong: No! Zhijian, you are in trouble, I lied!
Zhijian: Anyway, it’s the same.
Dai Hong: It’s different, it’s just different! Although I say no Qing, but I want to be friends with you as my classmate for the rest of my life!
Zhijian: Thank you!
Dai Hong: Then don’t leave and have dinner here.
Zhijian: Okay! Do you want me to help with the cooking?
Dai Hong: No, we have a nanny at home. My parents hired it just for me. She may have gone shopping for groceries now. In a moment, Let's just wait and eat.
Zhijian: (Looking around at this time, admiringly) Dai Hong, your family is so spacious and elegant.
Dai Hong: This is me My parents’ bedroom and study room. That’s my room. This is my dedicated computer and small study room for me to study alone. I eat here and there is a large living room in front. How about that?
Zhijian: (Thought of something when he saw the shoe-changing place in front of the door) Dai Hong, let me change my shoes!
Dai Hong: No, no need for today. Anyway, we hired a nanny. Even if it gets dirty, it will be cleaned, so don’t worry. Come on, let’s turn on the computer and play games! (Pull Zhijian to go to the computer desk)
Zhijian: I don’t know how to play by yourself.
Dai Hong: It doesn't matter, I'll teach you, let's start from the basic level.
Zhijian: No, our family can't afford a computer, and we don't have money to go online. If you don't want to learn, forget it. You play Let's attack your "Legend" at level 40!
Dai Hong: Why don't you have enough friends?
Zhijian: Well, let me read a book.
Dai Hong: Reading! There are so many. Look here, on my bookcase, there are mathematics, physics, chemistry, English, review reference albums, and previous exam syllabuses.
Ambition Jian: Have you seen it?
Dai Hong: Why are you watching so much? It’s so fun (referring to the computer). Zhijian, you haven’t seen enough in class at school
Zhijian : This information is great, your parents bought it for you
Dai Hong: Of course!
Zhijian: Then why are your academic performance so poor?
Dai Hong: It’s his fault. (Referring to the computer)
Dai Hong: Stop. Stop talking, come and see. (Take Zhijian to his parents’ bookcase and show Zhijian the knot. )this
There are several bookcases full of books in this room, all bought by my mother, you can take a look.
[Zhijian walks forward and virtually looks at the big bookcase in front of him to browse the books]
Zhijian: There are so many world famous books..."Three Kingdoms", "The Red Mansion", "Lu Xun", "Jia Chunqiu", Guo Moruo, Lao She, "Thunderstorm", Qian Zhongshu, "The Siege", "The Birth of Tragedy", "Wen Xindiao" "Dragon"...! (Loudly) Dai Hong, you kid is so lucky, your family has so many books...!
Dai Hong: What a blessing, look at it, those books are better than those in Xinhua Bookstore New, I have never looked through it. Among those things, there is no computer game that is exciting. To be honest, in terms of study, you are the first and I am the last. When playing games, in our school, I am the only one who wants to lose. Can't find an opponent!
Zhijian: Dai Hong, I advise you to hurry up and study. You can't support yourself by playing games and going to college in the future!
[ After Zhijian finished speaking, he was completely immersed in the book.
Dai Hong: I haven’t thought that much yet. Whatever, let’s play the game first, "Legend", and reach level 40. Let’s talk about it later! Zhijian, take your favorite book and go to my parents’ study to read it. It’s very quiet there. As for me (referring to the computer), let’s play with it!
[ Dai Hongqiang recommends Zhi Jian entered the study, and Zhijian entered the room obediently.
Dai Hong: Hey, why hasn’t Aunt Lan come back to buy groceries? It’s taken so long! Ouch, I’m so hungry. It’s true. (Continue playing the game)
[Aunt Lan came up from the door on the left side of the stage. She was carrying a large bag of heavy vegetables in each hand. She was tired and walked slowly. She put the vegetables on the dining table and sat on the chair. She beat her legs and waist. She looked up and saw that Dai Hong had gone home and was playing games on the computer. She reluctantly poured a cup of tea for Dai Hong.
Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, why did you come back today? It’s so early. Come! Drink a glass of water first.
Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, I didn’t go to the school spring outing. Aunt Lan, go cook quickly. I’m so hungry. Hey, it’s been a long day. Cooking for one person, my good classmate comes to play at home and reads in mom’s study. Aunt Lan, cook more dishes, I want to entertain him well!
Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, why don’t you accompany me? Watch your classmates read and study, and just play alone for a while. When your dad comes back and sees you playing games again, he will beat you again like last week. Aunt Lan will not be able to persuade you anymore, and your dad will be so angry that he will beat you again. I'll hit you...!
[Dai Hong stopped playing and turned around.
Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, I said, you are just the security guard invited by our family... !Why should you be a teacher and teach me a lesson? Aunt Lan, I’m hungry, go and cook.
[ Aunt Lan was stunned for a moment, walked to the dining table, picked up the dishes with difficulty, and carried them to the kitchen. Cooking.
[Dai Hong watched Aunt Lan walk toward the kitchen with a slightly tired look and asked with concern.
Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, what’s wrong? Are you sick?
Aunt Lan: It’s okay, it’s okay! (Exit Aunt Lan)
Dai Hong: My parents don’t know what happened. They asked a nanny to take care of me. You see she is sick and crooked. I also like to meddle in my own business. Huh! My parents can’t control me, so who do you think you are?
[ Zhijian walked out of the study room with a thick book in his hand, reciting attentively as he walked. …!
[Dai Hong saw Zhijian reading so intently, and said to Zhijian loudly and funny.
Dai Hong: Zhijian! Zhijian! I said, You are such a nerd. Are these books so interesting? Look at you, it seems that with the books, nothing else exists! No wonder you are the top question-setter in our class!
[Reply by Zhijian He came to his senses and smiled.
Zhijian: The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own beauty. You have too many books here, it’s great, it’s like a small library. From now on Can you lend me a few books to read?
Dai Hong: No problem, you can borrow as much as you want. I want to eat, too. The nanny at home is too slow to do things.
Zhijian: I'm not hungry, I'll read some more books. Hey, you
Look at this paragraph, it’s interesting, isn’t it
Dai Hong: (Take the book and read it...) It’s not interesting. I’d better play my game. (Muttering while playing) Life is precious, love is valuable Higher; if it's for a game, both can be thrown away!
[ Zhijian looked at him, smiled, and was reading attentively on the side again.
[ Shao Qing, Aunt Lan wearing an apron came out of the kitchen, placed two pairs of bowls and chopsticks on the table, and turned back.
Dai Hong: It’s time to eat, Tiba, nerd, come out to eat. Come on!
[ After Dai Hong finished speaking, he walked into the study and pulled Zhijian out and sat at the dining table. Dai Hong picked up his chopsticks and tapped them while waiting for the food and rice to be served. Zhijian watched and got up to go to the kitchen. Help, Dai Hong pulled him.
Dai Hong: Sit down, don’t go! These nannies can all do a good job, otherwise why would you pay her to come?
[Aunt Lan Duan He brought two plates of food up and talked as he walked.
Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, I made you your favorite bitter melon scrambled eggs and fried salt-fried meat. You are so hungry. Eat it quickly. .
[ When Aunt Lan spoke, Zhijian’s expression changed drastically, like a thunderbolt, and he was shocked!
[ The moment Aunt Lan saw Zhijian, he was stunned. ! Just as he was about to shout out, he seemed to have thought of something. He retracted his serving hand and covered his mouth. He turned around and quickly left the table. He subconsciously took the mop and mopped the floor with difficulty.
[ Dai Hong did not notice. The two people looked at each other as they picked up their rice bowls.
Dai Hong: Zhijian, what are you doing standing still! Eat, you're welcome, eat quickly, I'm so hungry.
[ Zhijian looked nervous, but he immediately turned around, forced a smile to respond to the classmate's invitation, and picked up his rice bowl to eat. Seeing Aunt Lan busy, Zhijian looked miserable.
Zhijian : Dai Hong, Lan... won’t she eat with us?
Dai Hong: She never eats with our family. She eats after we finish eating.
[ Zhijian frowned and found it difficult to eat.
[ Dai Honggang took a bite of the dish and then looked at another plate. He looked up and saw Zhijian again, with a dazed look on his face and frowned. , said loudly;
Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, this is salt-fried meat, it is so fat, and this bitter melon is so salty, how can you let people eat it!
[ Lan Aunt Lan put down the mop and came over, picking up the dishes
Aunt Lan: Really? Aunt Lan saw that you were hungry and cooked too quickly. I'm sorry, I'll start over again right away.
Dai Hong: I started to feel hungry half an hour ago, and I have to wait for dozens of minutes!
[Aunt Lan was very embarrassed. Not really.
Dai Hong: Aunt Lan, how did you become a nanny? You can’t even cook this little food, and there are still my classmates today! You, Lan... Lan... Cough!
Zhijian: Stop talking, Dai Hong.
[ Zhijian stood up suddenly, interrupted Dai Hong, and turned to Aunt Lan.
Zhijian: Mom, why are you here as a nanny?
[Dai Hong pointed at the two people who suddenly realized, Aunt Lan sat down on the sofa in a daze, Zhijian's face was filled with emotion Sad. The atmosphere was awkward for a while, and everyone was silent for a long time. Zhijian choked and spoke.
Zhijian: Mom, you have worked hard, you are tired! You have rheumatism, why don’t you take a good rest. !It has been raining continuously these days. I usually feel pain all day long when I am not working at home. Mom, why don’t you take a few more days of rest!
Aunt Lan: It’s nothing, son, it’s an old problem. If I don't come to work for a few days due to rheumatism, their family may have to hire another nanny. Then where will I find work? Mom found a job next to your school. I searched for several days in the city before I found this good nanny job. You need money to study, and your father also needs money to treat his illness. Mom has no education and knowledge, so there is really nothing we can do. Jianzi, Mom, I’m sorry for you. , making you embarrassed in front of your classmates. Don’t blame mom. Mom...!
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Aunt Lan burst into tears... Zhijian couldn't help but shed tears and looked very excited.
Zhijian: No, mom, stop talking. You didn't embarrass me. You are the greatest mother in my heart! Dad has been paralyzed for so many years. Although mom takes care of you, you do all the farm work at home alone. You also have to find ways to make money to buy medicine for dad and for me to study. But your own health is not good! I remember that one night during sowing last spring, it suddenly started to rain heavily. In order to prevent the rice seeds from being washed away by the rain, you ran to the rice field to cover yourself with agricultural film. You were soaked in the cold rain for several hours and fell ill as soon as you returned home. In order to save money for Dad and me, you refused to take medicine and survived the fever for several days in bed. I was so scared at the time! Mom, where else in the world could I find a great mother like you! Mom, no matter what I'm proud of you in whatever you do. Besides, being a nanny is not something to be embarrassed about. Please don't blame yourself. If you continue to blame yourself, you don't know how sad your son will be. Mom, this is our family now In the most difficult times, our whole family works together, and we will definitely get through it.
[Dai Hong was already in tears. Aunt Lan wiped her tears and nodded.
Aunt Lan: Jianzi, I don’t know the truth about mom, but I understand that you have to figure out a way and do it yourself before you can do it. Although mom is very difficult, she lives a happy life, and she doesn’t know how to do it. You feel like you are lacking something. So do you!
[Dai Hongruo realized something and murmured to himself. Aunt Lan turned to Dai Hong.
Aunt Lan: Dai Hong, you Look, I didn’t study and get an education in the past. Now I can only work as a nanny at your house. My own children don’t have good conditions to study. You should stop playing games. Otherwise, you will be like me. You have a job but your skills are not good enough. , no one wants you, so you can only work as a nanny in other people’s homes and do rough work. I see, you should hurry up and review your homework and read more.
Zhijian: Dai Hong, my mother is right. , yes, if you just play games and surf the Internet, what about "Legend" and "Judgment"? No matter how high you reach, can you go to college, find a job, earn money to buy a car and a house? Do you want to go to space or go to the deep sea? Real talent and practical learning cannot be learned through Internet cafe games.
Dai Hong: Question Ba, you have to give me a boost. Let’s go and have a look at the article you asked me to read just now!
p>Zhijian: OK! Let’s go!
[ Dai Hong took Zhijian’s hand and walked to the study on the right. Aunt Lan looked at the two children and shook her head and smiled, then glanced down at the table When the food was served, he held up a basin with his left hand and waved to the study with his right hand:
Aunt Lan: Children, you haven’t eaten yet!
Content:
Little Ling was sleeping on the table.
Xiao Ai left the book beside him and went out.
Xiao Wu came in and sat in Xiao Ai's seat.
Xiao Ai (comes in): Oh, man, this is really baffling. Are you kidding me? Don’t you see, I’ve already taken this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding, and Mao is Mao. In fact, I got it earlier than you!
Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning, why didn’t I see you?
Xiao Wu: I took it last night.
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I got up early every day, scratched my head, and my blood was flowing. I couldn’t lose this position!
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. The Feng Shui here is unique. If you want to drive me away from here (Xiao Ai: - How?) I advise you to pull me down as soon as possible!
Xiao Ling woke up: Why are you making noise?
Having a quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning is a waste of youth!
Do you know what mistakes you made? ah?
Xiao Ai: I know.
Xiao Wu: Let’s stop arguing.
Xiao Ling: The most unforgivable thing about you is that you woke me up!
Xiao Ai sat in front of Xiao Ling.
Xiao Ai: The last word is to carry forward the style.
Brother, follow my lead in the exam!
Xiao Wu: Huh? Is there an exam today?
Xiao Ling: Can you? My hands are numb today!
Xiao Ai: Are you scared?
Xiao Wu: Are you sleeping?
Xiao Ling: None of them are right! Tired of fighting grass!
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent most of the night lighting the lamp and burning oil!
Xiao Wu: Oh, are you studying hard?
Xiaoling: Do you also fight grass?
Xiao Ai: Oh no, I’m thinking about exam strategies!
Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling came over: What are you thinking of?
Xiao Ai laughed wildly: Let me tell you, this trick is awesome!
Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: Come on!
Xiao Ai: Copy according to the book - (pick up the book)
Xiao Ling: Go to hell!
Xiao Wu: That’s a good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiao Ling: Come on. You call this a trick?
Hey, in order to relieve the tense atmosphere, I will give you a humorous puzzle.
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu ignored her.
Xiao Ling: Tell me, how many steps are there to answer the exam?
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu approached: How many steps?
Xiao Ling: Three steps!
Step one: write your name. (Both of them nodded)
Step 2: Read the question again! (Both of them nodded)
Step three: - hand over the rolling paper!
Xiao Ai: Hand in blank!
Xiao Wu: What’s wrong?
Xiao Ling: Let me ask you another question: There is an exam today, who didn’t come?
Xiao Ai: Who can’t come to the exam today? Xiaoling?
Xiao Ling: I’m not here!
Xiao Ai: Look around, Xiao Wu?
Xiao Wu: Here you are!
Xiao Ai: Ah! I know—Xiao Ai!
Xiao Wu: You came here in vain! There is no difference between coming or not coming!
Xiao Ling: Answer, teacher! Not here yet!
The teacher walked in.
The three of them were startled: Are you here? Why did you come even though you said you couldn’t come? oops! (Noisy)
Teacher: What is it called? The toad has come in?
The three of them laughed.
Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? --Fraction! Minute by minute, your lifeblood! (Evil smile) Test, test, test, our magic weapon!
Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, copy, our trick!
Teacher: Hand out rolling papers quickly! Don’t come early even if you have an exam, what time is it already! I didn’t come until half an hour after the exam started! What have you been doing?
Hair curls.
Teacher: The exam lasts for *** two hours! No papers are allowed to be handed in for less than one hour! Students who want to answer the paper please pick up the pen, and students who do not want to answer the paper please rest where they are. Students who want to go to the toilet - please restrain yourself!
Xiao Ai: Let me compare the teacher,
He is like a mouse looking for a cat to be an escort - the request is unreasonable!
Xiao Ling: That’s right! Could it be that he is a legendary rapper, otherwise why would he keep mumbling?
Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than trees! Do you know what a serious mistake you have made? Heavier than the sea of ??salt!
Three people started copying.
Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please stop copying this student!
Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: I didn’t copy it!
The teacher walked up to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!
Xiao Ai: How do you know? I put it on the table and copied it!
Teacher: The board in front of your desk fell off, I saw it!
Xiao Ai: (looked at it) Oops! What bad luck!
The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's rolling paper, and Xiao Ai was about to stand up and walk.
Teacher: Sit down! You are not allowed to go out for less than an hour!
The teacher walked to Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu took the roll of paper to the table and copied it.
Teacher: Okay, okay, stop pretending!
I look down upon those of you who cheat with books, as you have no technical content at all.
How did you copy it just now? so? so?
Xiao Wu: Lower and lower!
Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu’s paper) Sit down and think about it, why did you cheat with the book?
Xiao Wu: I don’t want to take the book either! Why didn't I do a good job like her (Xiaoling)?
Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Wu with wide eyes.
Teacher: That’s right, remember to hit the grass next time! I just like this kind of hard-working children.
Teacher: It’s time! carry out an assignment.
Put away the roll paper.
Teacher: OK. Remember to take the high school math test in the afternoon! (Part 2)
Xiao Ai: Ah! Are you taking the high school math test in the afternoon?
Xiao Ling: Ah! ! High school math test in the afternoon! (Picks up the grass) What did you test just now?
Xiao Wu: High... number? ! What tree is that?
Three people: Let’s study how to kill grass!
The teacher walks in (each teacher can be played by one person in costume).
Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Ai, how do you write a composition! (Give the roll of paper to Xiao Ai)
Xiao Ai: What’s wrong?
Teacher: Read it.
Xiao Ai: "My Teacher", my teacher has an oval face...
Teacher: Wait, (take out a big sign with claws written on it) Are you a melon with an oval face? What you wrote is that my teacher has a clawed face!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, the paw face is also a face, can’t we just look at it?
Teacher: You continue reading.
Xiao Ai: My teacher is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful...
Teacher: Stop! Why do you write so much about how beautiful it is? That’s how I wrote it until the end!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn’t it required that the composition should be no less than 500 words?
Teacher: Then you only take beautiful photos?
Xiao Ai: Isn’t it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!
Teacher: Hum hum, tell you, you only have 496 words!
Xiao Ai: Oh! Then I’d like to add: It’s so beautiful!
Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. How did you translate death by touching a locust tree?
Xiao Ai: Find an old locust tree and hang yourself!
Teacher: Why is it an old locust tree? Look, when you explain words and death, you actually write about death!
Xiao Ai: Oh, I wanted to write about death!
Teacher: (with a helpless look) You, you failed again!
Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I've retaken it five times!
Teacher: Okay, I'll give you a chance. I've heard that phlegm can relieve cattle, is it easy? You make up a sentence using the word "easily done", and I'll pass it to you!
Xiao Ai: There is a fish in the swimming blade? ! Fish... fish, fish swim in the water, fish can swim with ease...
Teacher: (laughing) Congratulations, you got——
Xiao Ai: Passed?
Teacher: (indifferently) The sixth opportunity to retake the course. (Part 2)
Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu: Forget it, let’s study advanced mathematics.
The teacher comes in.
Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Wu!
Xiao Wu: Yes!
Teacher: Look at your rolling paper!
My question is: this is the question, please answer it.
How did you answer?
Xiao Wu: This is the answer, please give me points...isn’t it right?
Teacher: Do you call this a problem?
Teacher: You——Okay, next question,
Essay question: What is courage? Why didn’t you answer?
Xiao Wu: I answered!
Teacher: I just wrote five words!
Xiao Wu: (reading) This is courage! That’s right! Then I handed in the paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained courage!
Teacher: You-just wait and die!
Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I failed fifteen times!
Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your luck...
Xiao Wu: Two ways - too many!
Teacher: Okay, the first question is answered correctly! If you don't answer the second question, I'll let you pass. How many hairs do you have?
Xiao Wu: It would be nice if I were bald.
Teacher: Answer!
Xiao Wu: 123456789 roots!
Teacher: How do you know?
Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don’t have to answer the second question!
Teacher: OK! very good! very good! Take it (hand a piece of paper)
Xiao Wu: This is——
Teacher: Re-study! (Part 2)
Xiao Ling, Xiao Ai: Come and study advanced mathematics——
The teacher comes in.
Xiao Ling: English teacher! (wanting to run)
Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? Didn't have breakfast!
Xiao Ling: Didn’t eat——
Teacher: I saw you had eaten in the morning!
Xiao Ling: -Breakfast tomorrow!
Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just read the topic and choose it without even reading it?
Xiao Ling: No!
Teacher: How dare you quibble!
Xiao Ling: I didn’t even read the question, I just chose the answer!
Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?
Xiao Ling: Doesn’t it look familiar? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph...
Teacher: Xiaoling, it’s time for you to wake up! This time you——
Xiao Ling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five, fifteen, no, fifty times! I can’t hang up anymore!
Teacher: It’s not that I didn’t teach you...this...for example, can you translate what evening dress means?
(To the audience) It’s an evening gown!
Xiao Ling looked at Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu.
Xiao Ai: Evening is at night, best for big games!
Xiao Wu: Dress is clothes, girls are always clamoring to buy them!
Xiao Ling: Oh! Teacher, I understand! It's night clothes!
The teacher shook his head. (Part 2)
Xiao Ling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two, study it slowly! (Part 2)
Xiao Ai: Forget it, the grass may not be of use, so I’m leaving.