1 Ancient poems and jokes with homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters, couplets and idioms
Mother’s sisters--suspicious (aunt)
The crenellations on the stage--Bucheng (Putrajaya) )
The whip on the stage - added weight (fake horse)
Fire in Guanyin Hall - wonderful (temple disaster)
Sun Monkey sitting in the Golden Palace - - Unlike Ren (people)
The longevity star plays target - Laoqiang (gun)
The longevity star plays the pipa - the old cliché (plays)
Wheat straw Blowing fire - stingy (instrument)
Horse racing in the alley - difficult questions (hooves)
Dry demons worship Yaksha - use up (essence) to see ghosts
Bamboo shoots outside the garden - nephew (birth)
Men don't beat their wives - good luck (couple)
Xiucai writes poems - he has two hands (poem)
The bald man took off his hat--the first name (Ming Dynasty)
The girl from the He family gave it to the Zheng family--just right (Zheng He family)
Putting a boat in the belly--an expert (navigation) )
Measuring rice with a tortoise cover - what sound (liter)
Pulling the beard to cross the river - modesty (pulling the beard) excessively (crossing)
Pull the bell Pulled into the air - fantasy (ring)
Catch bees and eat honey - Tian (sweet) shameless (thorn)
Two hundred dollars of peanuts - there is a refutation ( Peel)
Holding longevity peaches in both hands - reasonable (ceremony)
Buying a camel at Huguo Temple - no such thing (city)
Pan florets fell into the rice -- Trouble (rice)
2. Couplets about the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters:
1. Lotus (lian) seeds are bitter in the heart, and pear (li) seeds are sour in the abdomen
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2. Living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming (Zhuge Liang), complaining that the river is surrounded (Jiang Wei) and it is difficult to travel (Lü Bu)
3. A bird is in a cage, and its mind is in a nest ( Cao Cao), hated Guan Yu (Guan Yu) but could not get Zhang Fei (Zhang Fei)
4. Two boats were racing, the oar (Lu Su) was not as fast as the sail (Pan Kuai)
5. A hundred pipes contend, but the clearness of the flute (Di Qing) is not as good as Xiao He (Xiao He)
6. Lotus roots are obtained because of the lotus, (why are they obtained evenly) There are apricots without plum blossoms, (fortunately, there is no need for a matchmaker)
7. Confucius was born in the Zhou Dynasty (Zhou Dynasty), and Guangwu (Wu) originated from Hanzhong
8. His writings are famous, although he has not yet become famous; Thoughts of serving the country turned into revenge!
Shi Kefa, Hong Chengchou.
3. Ancient poems that embody the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters:
1. Two apes broke a tree in the mountains, but the little monkey dared to saw each other (sentence) A horse fell into the mud, and the old man How can animals come up with questions (hooves) - Jie Jin
2. Lotus roots are obtained because of the charge, (why are they obtained evenly), apricots are not plum blossoms, (fortunately, there is no need for a matchmaker)
3. Dogs gnaw the bones of (monks) on the river - Su Shi, the poem on the east slope of the river (corpse) - Buddha's Seal
4. Spring is always there in the Xiangyang Gate - Su Shi, celebrating people who have accumulated good deeds (Exhaust) There are more than enough (fish) - Buddha's seal
5. The master's aunt carries the grain in the field (monk), and the beautiful woman holds embroidery in front of the hall (scholar)
6. Confucius was born in At the end of the Zhou Dynasty, the light dance (wu) originated from Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: sky)
7. Lanterns, paper (citrus aurantium) shells were originally only used to protect against wind, and drums were used to build drums. , Don’t knock the tangerine peel for half a minute (summer)
8. The lotus (pity) seed feels bitter in the heart, and the pear (li) seed has soreness in the abdomen
4. Jokes with the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters:
It’s related to the place name
On New Year’s Day evening, my younger brother brought two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One was cheerful and the other was more reserved. During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and pointed at the reserved classmate to us. The introduction said: "He is from Myanmar, so he is relatively shy." Then he raised his glass to toast everyone, raised his head and drank it all, and then said: "I am from Yangon." The principal got angry
At the school affairs meeting at the end of the semester, the principal was furious about the low efficiency of personnel administration. He said: "The person in charge of director business is not sensible; the person in charge of personnel management is unconscious; the person who is an officer is not an officer! "
Village meeting
There was a meeting in a township. Because of the homophonic pronunciation, the village chief said: "Rabbits and shrimps, don't want melons, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, township. Citizens, don’t talk, the meeting is now.) The host said: "Pickles, sausages and melons, please." (Now let’s ask the township chief to speak.) The township chief said: "Rabbits, shrimps, the dog has eaten today’s meal, everyone They are all big bastards." (Comrades and fellow villagers, today's meal is enough. Let's all use big bowls.