The script of the Spring Festival Gala sketch "The General and the Soldier", urgent, urgent, urgent

General and Soldiers

Period: So handsome, isn’t he handsome?

Audience: Handsome

Period: Rush to the military parade training ground and urgently interview the deputy commander. Time is tight and the task is heavy. We have to log on to the military network overnight. Oops, deputy commander. Deputy Commander, please show up quickly.

Hou Yong: One, two, three, four

Period: Coming

Yu Heng: One, two, one, two, one, stand still, turn right, Reporting to the leader, let’s practice the salute during the march.

Hou Yong: Yes

Yu Heng: Chief, please listen to the command, one step at a time, one step at a time

Period: So handsome

Yu Heng: Hey, Director Hao, what are you doing?

Period: I'll take a training photo for the chief

Yu Heng: No, the chief's movements are not up to standard

Hou Yong: Li Jun is right. I didn’t meet the standards in today’s assessment and was criticized by name, so I have to work overtime to train.

Period: Chief, how long do you want to train?

Hou Yong: Practice until you reach the standard

Period: No, Chief, then I will be too late

Hou Yong: I am still too late, look at it in ten days There is a grand military parade, Li Jun

Yu Heng: Arrive

Hou Yong: Continue training

Yu Heng: Yes

Period: I will take a picture of the chief

Yu Heng: Director Hao, I told you not to take pictures, the chief’s movements are not standard

Period: What is wrong with the chief

Yu Heng: The chief's palms are not standard, and the chief's soles are not standard either

Period: Is it the chief's palms that are not standard, or the chief's soles that are not standard

Yu Heng: Heng: Not only are the palms of the chief not standard, but the soles of the feet are also not standard

Period: Chief

Hou Yong: What about the palms and soles of the chief? Keep training

Yu Heng : Yes, Chief, please listen to the command. Take one step at a time. One, stop. Chief, please try again.

Hou Yong: Yes

Yu Heng: One, stop, Chief, please. Can we start over again?

Hou Yong: Yes

Yu Heng: One, stop, Chief, please start over again

Hou Yong: Yes

Yu Heng: One, stop

Period: Can the leader not start over again

Yu Heng: What’s the matter

Period: The disc is stuck, eh ? Why is it just this sentence?

Yu Heng: I trained that

Period: The leader raised any questions

Hou Yong: Yes, he raised them in person

Yu Heng: I can’t say it

Period: Isn’t it good that you don’t say it when you train new soldiers?

Yu Heng: Can training new soldiers be the same as training generals

Period: What’s the difference

Yu Heng: This is what I say when training recruits, you, two questions

Period: You, chief, you have two Question

Yu Heng: The sole of one foot is less than 25 centimeters from the ground

Period: The sole of one foot is less than 25 centimeters from the ground

Yu Heng: Two kicks The legs were weak and hit the ground silently

Period: The two kicks were weak and hit the ground silently

Yu Heng: Soft

Period: Soft

Yu Heng: Like an old lady

Period: You are just an old lady

Hou Yong: Huh?

Period: Why do you still have this sentence?

Yu Heng: Is there anything more cruel than this?

Hou Yong: I understand, Li Jun

Yu Heng: Come

Hou Yong: I am the deputy commander, and you are a corporal. You can’t let go when you are training me, right?

Yu Heng: Yes

Hou Yong: Li Jun

Yu Heng: Arrive

Hou Yong: Take off your clothes

Yu Heng: Take off your clothes?

Hou Yong: How about we get off together

Period: What is the chief doing?

Hou Yong: He will be a general and I will be a soldier

Period: Chief, this is inappropriate

Hou Yong: What is inappropriate? The essence of a general should be a better soldier

Period: Inappropriate

Yu Heng: Appropriate

Period: Inappropriate

Yu Heng: How appropriate

Hou Yong: Comrade Chief, Comrade Chief

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Period: I’m calling you

Yu Heng: Report to Comrade Chief, what are your instructions?

Hou Yong: You are the Chief

Yu Heng: Comrade Chief, when will we start training?

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p>Period: You are the chief, you are the chief

Yu Heng: Director Hao

Period: Arrive

Yu Heng: Please take a rest

Period: Yes

Yu Heng: Corporal Hou Yi

Hou Yong: Arrive

Yu Heng: Continue training

Hou Yong: Yes

Yu Heng: Goose step, one step at a time, one

Hou Yong: One

Yu Heng: Two, stop, kick your legs to make the wind, If you hit the ground, there will be a pit

Hou Yong: Kick your legs to create wind, if you hit the ground there will be a pit

Yu Heng: One

Hou Yong: One

Yu Heng: Two

Hou Yong: Two

Yu Heng: No, it’s two, standard. Pay attention to raising your head and chest

Hou Yong: raising your head and chest

Yu Heng: looking ahead

Hou Yong: looking ahead

Yu Heng: half an hour

Hou Yong: half an hour

Period: half and half an hour, report to the chief, are the chief’s actions standard?

Yu Heng : Standard

Period: Can I take photos and interview

Yu Heng: No

Period: Why

Yu Heng: Hao Officer, some time ago, his training results were very good, but during this period, I don’t know what happened, but he seriously declined. If he doesn’t work overtime and train more, he is likely to be eliminated. Do you know?

Period: No, you say

Yu Heng: Corporal Hou Yi

Hou Yong: Arrive

Yu Heng: Tiananmen East-West Huabiao What is the distance

Hou Yong: 96 meters

Yu Heng: How many steps does it take to kick one foot

Hou Yong: 128 steps

Yu Heng: How long did it take

Hou Yong: 66 seconds

Yu Heng: Can you guarantee that you will kick your legs every step of the way?

Hou Yong: Me

Period: Chief can

Yu Heng: Can you guarantee that every step you take will hit the ground and there will be a pit?

Period; Chief can

Yu Heng: Can you guarantee that you will remain a soldier every second?

Period: Chief

Hou Yong: Not now

Yu Heng: Continue training

Hou Yong: Yes

Period: Stop, OK, Li Jun, Li Jun

Yu Heng: What’s wrong?

Period: You are using chicken feathers as command arrows, right? Yes, you can’t tell the difference between the big and small kings, right?

Yu Heng: Me

Period : Yes, you really think you are a general, right? No. The leader has been practicing all day, right?

Hou Yong: Yes

Period: The leader is sweating, right?

Hou Yong: Yes

Period: The chief is thirsty, right

Hou Yong: Not thirsty

Period: Did you hear that? Get a bottle of water for the chief

Yu Heng: The chief said he was not thirsty

Period: I am thirsty

Yu Heng: Yes, Director Hao

Period: Chief, let me interview you

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Hou Yong: Well, Director Hao, I do have a lot of thoughts about this training, and I have written them all down here. You can see for yourself

Period: Yes. Training experience, the day of the military parade is getting closer and closer, I am very anxious, this deputy commander Hou makes me angry.

Chief, have you transferred a deputy commander named Hou?

Hou Yong: Hey, I made a mistake, this is not mine, this is Li Jun’s

Period: Then let’s not read it

Hou Yong : Since I wrote mine, read it

Period: Yes, I don’t know why his training performance has been declining these days, his kicks are weak and soft, like, like

Hou Yong: Like an old lady?

Period: Like an old lady with little feet

Hou Yong: Let me see, he is old and it is understandable that he cannot keep up with training, but when walking in front of Tiananmen, the people will not take him If you treat him as a general, you will only treat him as a soldier. But if he doesn't even achieve the basic appearance of a soldier, is he still a soldier? Take a look, take a look, take a look

Period: Why is it so messy

Hou Yong: It’s written well

Period: Okay?

Hou Yong: Okay! Director Hao, soldiers are our mirrors. When Li Jun comes later, you can interview him and see what I, the deputy commander, look like in the eyes of their soldiers

Period: This... ....

Hou Yong: obey the order

Period: Yes

Yu Heng: The water is coming

Period: Comrade Corporal

Hou Yong: Come

Period: Take a drink of water and take a rest

Hou Yong: Yes

Period: Let me interview this person Young comrade general

Yu Heng; me?

Period: Just one question, what does the deputy commander look like in your eyes?

Yu Heng: Four examples of soldiers, good soldiers

Period: The interview is over

Yu Heng: But

Period: The interview is over

Hou Yong: Continue the interview, but someone said he was a general But he didn’t look like a soldier

Yu Heng: Who said that? Who said that? How can you say that?

Hou Yong: That’s right

Yu Heng: Since you know everything, Chief, I will tell you everything I have in mind today

Hou Yong: I just want to hear what you have to say

Yu Heng: Okay. Deputy Commander, you said that the 96 meters in front of Tiananmen Square are the 96 meters for our soldiers to demonstrate their military responsibilities. Every look and every step we take can convey the morale and combat effectiveness of our soldiers to the people across the country. You are the general leader, You are the vanguard of the entire formation. If your training fails to meet the standards and you do not act like a soldier, you will lose not your personal face, but the trust of the party and the people in our army

Hou Yong: Still. Is there any

Yu Heng: Finished

Hou Yong: Finished?

Yu Heng: I’m so happy

Period: Chief, he’s sweating

Hou Yong: Actually, it’s me who should be sweating

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Yu Heng: Chief, if you want to say that, then my sweat is not in vain, a medical certificate?

Hou Yong: Hey, that’s mine

Period: Hou Yinan is 55 years old, with patella strain, knee effusion, and chief executive

Hou Yong: I The injury has healed and will not affect training. Li Jun

Yu Heng: Arrive

Hou Yong: Change clothes

Yu Heng: Yes

Hou Yong: If I don’t change the finger, I might take out something again

Period: Chief

Yu Heng: Chief, you said you were seriously injured That’s it, I trained you so hard, why am I so ignorant?

Hou Yong: Li Jun, I want to thank you. It’s you who made me see my own gaps. I am only one soldier away. My training today did not meet your training standards, let alone my father’s requirements for me

Yu Heng full stop: Your father?

Hou Yong: Yes, he is an old Eighth Route Army soldier. He told me that my son’s father is not as good as you. You have become the deputy commander and now a general. What I worry about most is that I am afraid of you. He has become an official, with more and more official aura and less and less military aura. If such a general goes to the battlefield, he will not be able to win the battle.

He said that the reason why he was able to defeat the Japanese in the anti-Japanese army was because the anti-Japanese generals were not officers, but warriors who led their comrades into battle. He said that if today's generals can be like this, and everyone is a bloody soldier who dares to fight, then our army will be invincible. Just before I joined the training camp, the old man fell ill. Before the hospital bed, he held my hand and told me that his biggest wish was to go to Tiananmen Square to see the Victory Day military parade in person. Let him, a veteran, feel like a soldier again. So I put his photo on my chest, and I wanted to walk with him through Tiananmen Square. Dad, don't worry. Your son is not an official, your son will always be a vanguard. I promise you: I and all the soldiers of the Republic of China, once the country is in trouble, we will be the first to charge.

Together: Go

Period: We seem to have seen the scene during the military parade

Hou Yong: The soldiers of the three armies are iron-clad

Period : Military flags parade, chariots roar

Yu Heng: Keep history in mind and continue to write glory

Hou Yong: For justice

Period: For the people

Yu Heng: For Peace

Hou Yong: Toward the Chinese Dream

Period: Towards the Dream of a Strong Army

Head: March forward, listen The party commands, can win battles, and has a good style of work

Hou Yong: The party and the people are invited to review and salute