The more you read, the more humorous short drinking phrases you get.
1. When you meet someone you know, a thousand cups are too few. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink, run away.
2. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.
3. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.
4. A hundred cups must be drunk, and a pillow is used to make spring.
5. One drink for you and one for me. After drinking, we will dance together.
6. Among the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, half a catty is idle;
7. Drunk and sober, the mentality is different!
8. Don’t want to drink, unwilling, unable to control.
9. If you don’t drink, you don’t have good friends.
10. He told me not to drink because it would hurt my stomach. I said my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.
11. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the floor.
12. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking alcohol.
13. If you run away as soon as you drink, it’s too early for promotion.
14. The greatest sorrow is: To be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament that you are ignorant.
15. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Feeling weak, can't drink.
16. Drinking alone is lonely, drinking with a group of people is lonely and looking for fun. After five or six beers, I am already drunk just thinking about being alone. Cheers to loneliness in the night waiting for dawn.
17. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time. The more you read, the more you read the humorous short sentences about drinking, Part 2
18. Deep feelings, boring mouth.
19. I heard that the porridge can fill the stomach, but the wine can fill the heart.
20. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it first;
21. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it yourself first.
22. Today is Monday, let’s have a drink. Tomorrow is Tuesday, two drinks in advance.
23. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future. If you only drink, it will be hard to predict your promotion.
24. If you drink too much for a long time, it will be hard to find talents. If you take the lead in drinking, you will be a future leader
>25. Bold words and wine make heroes brave. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.
26. If you have shallow feelings, give it a lick.
27. Drinking tea is a person’s habit, drinking is a state of mind for two people. Drinking tea is for quiet contemplation, while drinking is for wanton indulgence.
28. I originally wanted to quit drinking, but what I hate most in life is wasting alcohol.
29. The lady persuades me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I will pour a glass of wine for the boss. If the boss doesn’t drink, he thinks I’m ugly.
30. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are not ordinary.
31. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.
32. It is said that you will drink until you are drunk and love your lover to the point of love, but you drink until you vomit and love you so much that we break up.
33. If you are drunk today because of the wine, turn the stove over and drink cold water.
34. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year. The more you read, the more you read humorous short sentences about drinking, Part 3
35. Drinking style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level.
36. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.
37. If we have a fight and drink together, we are brothers.
38. In the virgin stage, be careful and guard. In the young woman stage, half push and half give. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. In the widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if it doesn’t work, you still cheat.
39. You buy wine, I buy wine, and we cry together after drinking.
40. No one understands your frown, no one gets drunk with you and blames me for asking for trouble, I want to understand your discomfort.
41. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?
42. If a man doesn’t drink, he will walk in this world in vain/live like a eunuch/can’t make good friends;
43. His excited heart and trembling hands just want to drink with you A glass of wine
44. Waiter, is your wine watered down?
45. Drink nine quantities in one drink, focus on training.
46. The east wind blows, the war drums thunder, who is afraid of drinking today!
47. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?
48. Smoking when you are lonely, drinking when you are lonely, a person’s world is wonderful.
49. The longer the wine is, the mellower it is, the longer the friendship is, the more true it is; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter.
50. A person cannot live without drinking in the world of rivers and lakes. How can a person wander in the world of rivers and lakes without getting high? A collection of fifty humorous sentences to announce the birth of a child to the father's family group
A collection of humorous sentences to announce the birth of a child to the father's family group (Part 1)
1. Parents believe that you will succeed in reasoning. I will thank you for your efforts now.
2. The capture was successful and the four-legged gold-swallowing beast was obtained.
3. I didn’t expect the baby to come so soon. The baby must be healthy. Mom is looking forward to your arrival.
4. After being a grandson for so long, I can finally be a father
5. On the pattering morning of Guyu, July 20, Xiao Guyu was born in the People's Hospital, also known as Qin Shouyou, an eight-pound boy. Mother and son were safe.
6. Thank you for choosing me to be your mother.
7. Such a caring boss really makes me feel warm and I look forward to the safe arrival of my baby!
8. At 23:59 on June 2, 20xx, a little prince was born, weighing 7.7 pounds. Mother and child are safe. Thank you for visiting, our little guy!
9. There is a new member in the family, mother and son are safe! I grew up with you, and you grew old with me.
10. The sun is yours, the moon is yours, happiness is with you, good luck is with you, good luck is with you, the pillars are yours, the flowers are happy for you, the sun and the moon are because of you Shenghui, I am happy because of you, congratulations on your son, who will eventually become a pillar.
11. After waiting for almost thirty years, my lover from the previous life is finally here. From today on, I am a man I can hug on both sides, haha.
12. Hidden new role in life: Daddy or Mommy.
13. Welcome to the human world. You are about to start a new journey of a lifetime in the human world. I am your human tour guide "Dad". I wish you a pleasant journey and hope you have fun.
14. The first picture of the baby’s birth speech on Moments
15. From the labor pains at around 12 o’clock in the middle of the night to when I went to bed at 4:30, after nearly four hours of hard work, Xingxing There are two daughters and two sons left in Tuo. Mother and son are safe. I found out that Xingtuo really likes the number 27. The first child was born on September 27, and the current child is 6.27. 6.27, 6 loves 7, which is very good. I named you Xingtuo in vain. Mom loves you~
16. Getting rich overnight is a blessing.
17. The imperial edict was carried by heaven, and the emperor issued an edict: Today, the tenth-rank official *** was blessed with a daughter. She was very happy and adopted her as an adopted daughter, named Xiao Longnu. All the beloved ladies are specially ordered to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and plants, rare birds and animals, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, antique calligraphy and paintings, BMWs and famous horses, and fine wines to Xiao Longnu. If there are conditions, we should give it away; if there are no conditions, we should give it away if we create conditions. Violators will be severely punished. Admire this. Humorous sentences to announce the birth of a child to the father's family group (Part 2)
18. Xiao Duanduan finally came to this world at 6:28 on June 20, mother and child are safe ~ Thank you for meeting us in this life, let us Both father and mother will work very hard to have a healthy baby together.
A little chubby, a 7-pound baby girl~
19. I have heard thousands of beautiful sentences, but none of them are as cute as yours.
20.22:08, my wife gave birth to a little princess smoothly, 6.18 pounds, mother and child were in peace.
21. Unloading successful! I’m happy to give you x pounds x two little lovers (little love rivals). Thank you for your hard work, wife! From now on, we will protect you.
22. I’m so nervous, there are only 6570 days left before the college entrance examination!
23. Firecrackers are going off for you, joy is always on your face, thousands of families are blessing you, and tens of thousands of households are rushing to express their congratulations. I am not to be outdone. Send this text message quickly to wish you a son. , I am here to wish you a great future, and congratulations on the birth of your son.
24. Extra new jingle, mother and child are safe!
25. The baby who was the mother’s baby in the past will be the mother of the baby in the future.
26.20××year×month×day×minute×second
27. When God gives you to us, luck will come with you at the same time!
28. I finally welcome you into this world, and congratulations on becoming each other’s favorite person.
29. My child became single on x, month, x, and is a little girl. Thank you for everyone’s concern and love.
30. A fat kid weighing eight pounds and six ounces starts saving money to marry a wife!
31. Today I am a mother for the first time, and I have gained countless joys.
32. Report, Uncle Dabo is approaching our mountain
33. I am a first-time mother, please take care of me for the rest of my life.
34. The originally peaceful life was broken by the cry of the baby. From then on, the young parents will start a new chapter of life. With the baby, even the brushstrokes become so soft and tender. Humorous sentences to announce the birth of a child to the father's family (Part 3)
35. Report, a lot of aunties are approaching us!
36. Welcoming a new life is the happiest thing in life. Mother and child are safe, and there will be another man to protect you in the future. Thank you A Ling.
37. I have left the warehouse and feel good, and new people on earth are here to report.
38. Last year, there was a big treasure, and this year, a small treasure. Now the left hand is holding the big treasure, and the right hand is holding the small treasure. It is really the three auspicious treasures.
39. The greatness of maternal love can only be experienced most deeply when a mother gives birth to a child! Thank you for your hard work, wife! come on!
40. Meet the mother and child quietly, start a new life, a new journey~~
41. Hi, the new model comes without a manual.
42. All I have is to ensure your life is safe and smooth.
43. Baby, your parents will take care of you and grow with you.
44. The long-awaited little life is finally reported. Mother and son are safe. Thank you all for your blessings!
45. Watch your cabbage, the pigs are out!
46. May you, who are as happy as flowers, continue to welcome the arrival of new life happily!
47. Haha, it’s been three days since the baby was born. He eats and sleeps every day without any worries. It’s a hard job for the mother. It will take some time to recover from the caesarean section. Thank you, my wife. . While I am happy and contented, pressure is motivation, come on!
48. Don’t worry, Xianer and her son are safe for the time being. Thank you for your concern! Unified reply!
At 08:08 on 49.22, my beloved wife gave birth to a little princess, weighing 6.18 pounds. Mother and child were safe.
50. Finally the goods were unloaded smoothly, thank you to your relatives and friends for their concern. Fifty pieces of funny drinking copywriting on Douyin that are very popular
Fifty funny drinking copywriting on Douyin that are very popular (Part 1)
1. Don’t drink when you win, and cheat when you lose.
2. I will never drink again from now on. If you see me drinking, just pretend I didn’t say anything!
3. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say it.
4. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so they should drink this cup.
5. Drinking is funny. When I look back, I realize that all of our important decisions were made while drinking.
6. A lover’s tears can make you drunk with just one drop; a sentimental heart can be broken by rubbing it; grudges and resentments are not right and wrong, who can guess right? Anyone who drinks this glass of wine will be drunk. .
7. Time flies by like lightning and is hard to catch up. How many times can you be happy when you are 100 years old?
8. If you drink too much, you will be hard to find. If you take the lead, you will be the future leader.
9. If you lead the whole process, you will be the future leader.
10. Discipline inspection cadres don’t drink, so there are no clues at all.
11. One drink for you and one for me. After drinking, we will dance together.
12. Art for the sake of art is no more meaningful than drinking for the sake of drinking.
13. The biggest pain - not getting drunk no matter how much you drink, you can't be drunk and have to pay the bill.
14. I will help you drink a few drinks, and you will carry my drunk brother.
15. If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends.
16. If a man doesn’t drink, he will walk in the world in vain/live like a eunuch/can’t make good friends;
17. If he can drink, he will not lose, and he will be the leader’s secretary. Douyin’s popular drinking comedy copy (Part 2)
18. Just two bites?
19. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together until we become insane.
20. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.
21. How can one walk in the world without drinking;
22. Drink well, the wine is delicious, drink good wine, the wine is delicious.
23. Drunk and sober, the mentality is different!
24. I drank today. I feel so uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel even worse when I’m drunk. Don’t drink anymore.
25. The year has been disturbed by many things, and I have been confused for half my life. Gains and losses will never wake you up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.
26. People can’t live without wine when traveling in the world.
27. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, speak louder, and all men will go in."
28. Do you want to be old friends? When we grow old, we can also go drinking together.
29. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together to become mentally ill.
30. As long as the emotion is strong! Don’t be afraid of stomach bleeding!
31. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future;
32. If I don’t drink, where will I put the good Chinese wine?
33. There is a big world in wine. The sun and moon are long in the pot.
34. Half a pound of wine is not good wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall, but I won’t walk with half a pound of wine. Douyin’s popular funny drinking copywriting (Part 3)
35. Generally don’t drink, don’t drink ordinary wine, drinking is not ordinary.
36. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your job will be hard to secure.
37. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.
38. If we have a fight and drink together, we are brothers.
39. If ordinary people don’t drink, they will have no joy at all.
40. Raise your neck and take a sip to look at your silly drinking buddy.
41. In the virgin stage, be careful and guard. In the young woman stage, half push and half give. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. In the widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if it doesn’t work, you still cheat.
42. Only when you are drunk do you know who you love the most; only when you are sick do you know that no one loves you.
43. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.
44. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.
45. Drinking for a while makes you feel good, and drinking always makes you feel good.
46. After many years of lovesickness, only two ounces of white wine can express this love.
47. I heard that the porridge can fill the stomach, but the wine can fill the heart.
48. If you don’t drink too much, you are afraid of being embarrassed, so you have to restrain yourself not to drink.
49. Big brother, you drink this wine first, and I will deal with the aftermath.
50. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Feeling weak, can't drink. Funny and Funny Short Phrases for Drinking
Funny and Funny Short Phrases for Drinking Part 1
1. Use spicy wine to wash your teeth, and beer as tea.
2. If you are not drunk, everyone will get drunk. The key lies in the right atmosphere.
3. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; make things right with your superiors and level them with your subordinates!
4. Show your skills in times of crisis, my sister drinks a glass of Songhe wine for her brother;
5. I urge you to drink another glass of wine, and there is no old friend when you leave Yangguan in the west.
6. Don’t drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; don’t get drunk when drinking at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don’t drink too much in the evening, lest your wife will look for you everywhere.
7. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.
8. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!
9. Six sixes! Well done, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer!
10. If you are drunk today because of the wine, turn the stove over and drink cold water.
11. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend I didn’t say anything.
12. Time flies by like lightning and is hard to catch up. How many times can you be happy when you are 100 years old?
13. Wine is the magic that can loosen tongues and make stories vivid.
14. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can choose as many as you want.
15. Make me resemble you, but you have forgotten me.
16. It is said that you will drink until you are drunk and love your lover to the point of love, but you drank until you vomited and loved you so much that we broke up.
17. One drink for you, one for me, and we’ll dance together after drinking. Funny and humorous drinking short sentences Part 2
18. The only solution to sorrow is Du Kang.
19. Half a kilo of wine is not enough, and a kilo of wine is enough to support the wall. If you walk against a wall with half a kilo, I won’t walk.
20. When you see an injustice on the road, roar, who will drink if you don’t drink?
21. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?
22. It’ll be better if you vomit when you’re drunk, and it’ll be better if you cry when you’re hurt. That's all nonsense.
23. For people who don’t drink, the only reason to drink is who is drinking with them.
24. It wasn’t until I vomited one day and my friend brought mineral water to rinse my mouth that I realized that I had been drinking plain water.
25. Feeling weak and unable to drink.
26. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking alcohol is like drinking water.
27. Half a pound of wine is not good wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. I won’t walk with half a pound of wine.
28. You buy wine, I buy wine, and we cry together after drinking.
29. Years of lovesickness can only be expressed with two ounces of white wine.
30. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking;
31. A man who doesn't drink is like a dog, a man who doesn't smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn't put on makeup lives in vain, and a woman who doesn't smoke lives in vain.
32. I get drunk every day on the revolutionary drink, my eyes are red, my stomach is damaged, my hands and feet are soft, and my memory is greatly impaired.
33. As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be regarded as wine.
34. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship. Three humorous short drinking sentences
35. You asked me if I feel happy drinking alone, and I tell you that I lack a lot in my life, but you are the only one I don’t lack.
36. With my excited heart and trembling hands, I just want to have a drink with you
37. You will rarely get drunk in life. If you want to drink, you must get drunk!
38. Drink nine amounts in one drink and focus on training.
39. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are extraordinary. I am just a female man who drinks.
40. Drink less but not too much, drink more and don’t talk too much; talk more and don’t talk nonsense, talk nonsense but don’t bullshit; bullshit don’t bullshit, bullshit don’t admit bullshit.
41. One, two, and two ounces rinse your mouth, three ounces and four ounces are not counted as wine, five ounces and six ounces are walking on the wall, and seven ounces and eight ounces are still roaring.
42. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.
43. Drinking for a while will make you feel good, and drinking will always make you feel good.
44. Singing to wine, how will life be?
45. I am afraid of being embarrassed if I don’t drink too much, so I restrain myself from drinking.
46. Eat leftovers and pack them back.
47. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time.
48. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine are too few. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink, run away.
49. Life is like a dream, how much joy is there?
50. Wine nourishes the spirit and water nourishes the soul. The soul will not return until dawn.