3. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.
4. Am I short, short, short or short? Did you hear that? I still love you.
I dare not even think about it. What do you think of Chanel?
6. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck says it's time to eat. Close the book, close it, close it, make it up. Did you hear that?
7. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.
8. I accidentally stepped on an ant, and the little ant said sadly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.
Xiao Ming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "laryngitis" and his throat said "hi"
10. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!
1 1. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, one for each of us. Did you hear that? It's over.
12. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.
13. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other person's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.
14. You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!
15. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was English or American, and he said that he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music!
16. I have a group of chickens, and none of them can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?
17. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, leave me alone.
18. Both shrimp and mussel got 100 points. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What's so great about you?"
19. Even I didn't coax. Hong Shixian, what are you kidding?
20. I am a diet pill. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine. I don't care about medicine.
Humorous jokes that can make people laugh. You see, the moon today is not beautiful, round or bright at all.
22. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.
23. If you can't find the mixing tool when milking, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there is something to prove it: the key is to milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.
24. Fahai will never become a rapper, because he won't let the snake go.
25. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.
26. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.
27. While I was eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?
28. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.
29. Mother sparrow smells the sparrow: "What hairstyle will the baby wear today?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"
Tutu planted a fruit tree in spring, but when she went to see it in autumn, she didn't say a word.
3 1. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?
32. Girls who love to laugh can't be bad. Why are they so happy?
33. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."
34. The duckling asks his mother, "Mom, what's between our toes?" Mother said, "webbed" duck covered her face and ran away with tears. "Don't say don't say it. Why do you laugh at others? "
Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.
36. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because it is often said that you are so thin.
37. I haven't washed my hair at home for four days I turned out to be sexy and oily.
38. Doraemon has no neck because she stresses hygiene, because the blue neck is covered with mud.
39. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.
40. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.