1. It rained steadily, and the baby was born at 10:06. He was a fat baby weighing 8 pounds and 22 pounds. He started saving money to marry a wife.
2. Great news. The baby project that I have been working with for a long time with my beloved wife was officially announced as a success at 17:20 today. The developed product is female and weighs 5.3 kg. The current version It is a junior level and will be upgraded every year in the future. Experts conservatively predict that there will be occasional water leaks and high-decibel crying noises during the upgrade process. Please experienced R&D personnel to exchange valuable experiences with me as soon as possible.
3. The originally peaceful life was broken by the cry of the baby. From then on, the young parents will open a new chapter of life. With the baby, even the brushstrokes become So soft and tender.
4. Show off my little lover! From today on, I can hug you openly and openly, and I have to thank my wife for this.
5. The order placed before October finally arrived today.
6. Thank you for your visit, my little monster, dad will always be your big tree!
7. Mother and child are safe! Wife, you have worked hard, I love you! Welcome baby to our world.
8. The tadpole turned into a frog, weighing 6 pounds and 8 pounds each. The surprise was that he even had a handle.
9. There is a new member in the family, mother and son are safe!
10. When I hear your cry, I seem to hear the sound of nature. From now on, you will be my weakness and my armor. I hope you will be safe and happy in the future and live a wonderful life. Come on, my god.
11. The order placed ten months ago finally arrived today!
12. After 43 hours of labor pains, the fighter mother finally gave birth to a little cotton-padded jacket successfully on the summer solstice. I would like to thank all my relatives and friends for their concern and support.
13. Congratulations to the faithful mother and son for their safety, health and happiness!
14. I gave birth to a son. He looks as handsome as his father. Please rest assured, uncles and aunties.
15. The tadpole turned into a frog, weighing exactly six pounds and eight pounds.
16. Do you know? I will have money soon, I will have a house soon, it is all just a cloud, but soon a daughter will be king, my wife is giving birth!
17. I solemnly announce to everyone that I am a dad. I am a dad. I am a dad. I am a dad. I am a dad. I am a dad. Now, I’m a dad, I’m a dad.
18. I gave birth to a baby with a brake handle, and I got another prostitute!
19. Mother and child are safe. Thank you for your hard work. Welcome the little baby to daddy’s world.
20. God is doing his best to protect you, and Lin'er descends from the sky to make Zhang happy. Children are rogue and love to do mischief. I want you to kiss me, I want you to hold me. Prepare a little wine to express your gratitude. Welcome, it's our pleasure.
21. Great news: The baby project that I have been cooperating with for a long time with my beloved wife was officially declared successful in the early hours of this morning. The final product is babyv1.0, which will be upgraded to a version every year in the future. The product attributes are for a baby boy, weighs 3 kilograms, is 50 centimeters high, and complies with national standards. According to conservative estimates by experts, during the operation of the first few versions of this valuable product, there will be side effects of occasional water leakage and high-decibel crying noise, which need to be solved. Please experienced R&D personnel to exchange valuable experiences with me as soon as possible, thank you!
22. There is a new member in Lao x’s family, and there will be competition for food in the family.
23. Lin'er came to my house with kindness and kindness under the tongue. Menstruation is painful for ten months, and it is difficult to open the bones and fingers. The baby weighs seven pounds and three pounds and is safe with his mother. Thank you heaven and earth.
24. Brothers! I'm going to be a dad! My wife-in-law just gave birth to a daughter who weighs 6 pounds and 8 taels. She is so beautiful. From now on, buddy, I will become a slave to two women.
I am a slim daddy, a cradle for human flesh, and a cash machine for milk powder money. While I was texting, my precious daughter was holding my fingers and sucking hard. It felt so good! Dude, congratulate me!
25. The imperial decree has arrived, and it is carried by heaven. The emperor issued an edict: Liu Qing, the tenth-grade administrator, is happy to have a daughter today. She is very happy. I have adopted her as my adopted daughter. Her name is Little Dragon Girl. I specially order you all to unconditionally present all kinds of exotic flowers and herbs, gold and silver treasures, silks and satins, BMWs and famous horses, fine wines and delicacies to Xiao Longnu. If there are conditions, we should give it away; if there are no conditions, we should give it away if we create conditions. Those who are interested in getting married should first go through this hurdle with me. Admire this.
26. I will grow up with you, and you will accompany me until I grow old. As a first-time mother, please take care of me.
27. Mother and child are safe, thank you for your hard work, my eldest baby, and my little baby.
28. What a joyful event! Congratulations to the Ren family for the many talents they have produced!
29. Thank you all for your encouragement and concern. I gave birth to a little cotton-padded jacket on the 20th.
30. Welcome baby to this world. Thank you for your guidance in the coming years.
31. It’s hard to believe that I’m holding someone else’s husband in my arms.
32. On the fifth day of the fifth day of the autumn and eighth month of the Wuzi year, my daughter was born at night. She weighed two pounds and seven pounds. She was gentle in nature, calm in appearance, light in gaze, and with weak electricity in her eyes. However, at that time, there was a severe thunderstorm in the west of Beijing, and the beauty was shocking the world, and I was worried that the world would be in chaos. Therefore, I would like to inform you all, and hope that you will know each other and be blessed by wise people.
33. From now on, there is a weakness and armor.
34. Thank you to my wife for successfully giving birth to the little princess at 12:38 on the 20th, weighing 63 pounds. Mother and daughter are safe. Special good news! I'm a dad.
35. It’s so cold this winter, but luckily I bought a small cotton-padded jacket.
36. Don’t be afraid, little princess, there may be many ups and downs in the world, but we will always be your protectors.
37. Get rich overnight and get a lot of money.
38. One piece of good news and one piece of bad news: The good news is that I have a son today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes, and milk powder to our house in the near future. You can also send money. Violators will be prosecuted.
39. I gave birth to a son, who looks as handsome as his father. Please rest assured, uncles, aunts, and aunts.
40. My dear Fanfan gave birth to a little princess successfully. I wish the little baby grows up healthily and happily.
41. My wife gave birth to a baby with a gun.
42. Mother and child are safe! A young man weighing 7 pounds and 3 taels! Wife, thank you for your hard work!
43. Dear comrades who are giving birth to girls, take good care of your cabbages. My pigs are out today.
44. Finally waiting for you, hahaha armor and weakness!
45. We welcomed mother and child back safely and started a new life and a new journey.
46. My wife just gave birth to a boy, mother and child are safe! Friends who want to congratulate you, name your child, get married, or accept your child as a parent, please hurry up! Ha ha.
47. Mother and child are safe! Wife, you have worked hard, I love you! Welcome baby to our world!
48. There is an extra little life and a great mother in the world. I am grateful.
49. Pain is temporary, happiness is eternal. The baby is cute, the family is happy, congratulations, congratulations.
50. For the rest of my life, having a soft spot also makes the armor a little harder.
51. Thanks to everyone talking about it every day, today I finally couldn’t help but cut open my stomach and pulled out that little lazy bug.
Hey, it turns out that the beautiful little princess is pretending to be Sleeping Beauty! I endured the pain and kissed her gently on the forehead before waking her up. Everyone, come and play with the little princess!
52. Beauties and handsome guys, I gave birth to a daughter, weighing seven pounds and four taels! Thank you for your thoughts!
53. The little cotton-padded jacket that I have been waiting for for so many years has finally appeared.
54. From today on, I will have a small cotton-padded jacket, weighing X pounds and X taels. From now on, I will no longer be afraid of the cold in winter.
55. Welcome the good news with a smile and wish mother and child good health!
56. 22:08, my beloved wife successfully gave birth to a little princess, weighing 6.18 pounds. Mother and child were safe.
57. There was a loud click and a knife struck down to become a parent. The little boy monkey Baolai reported that six pounds and three ounces were in the Double Ninth Festival.
58. Starting from some time today, my wife will start sleeping with someone else’s husband. I also had to wait happily for washing, changing clothes and bathing.
59. My handsome little boy was finally born. Mother and son are safe.
60. There is a great mother in the world, thanks to my wife.
61. The baby daughter was successfully born! Thank you for your hard work! With this little cotton-padded jacket, Mommy won’t be cold anymore!
62. I am blessed with a baby boy. I would like to inform all my godfathers and godmothers to prepare the money for milk powder.
63. From now on, there will be a weakness. Baby, welcome you to this world.
64. The baby has been born successfully, mother and child are safe, thank you!
65. From then on, I had one more weakness and one more worry in my heart.
66. To all the comrades who are giving birth to girls, watch your cabbages, my pigs are out today!
67. Report, report, a large wave of uncles are approaching our mountain top!
68. The cry sounded and the little prince fell from the sky. From then on, I embraced happiness, held hands with happiness, and had endless good days with my wife. I am so happy and excited. I want to tell all my relatives and friends so that you can envy me too.
69. Overnight, I became destitute and blessed with a precious son.
70. God-given stone scales sing like an oriole, and the stone scales are colorful. They are decorated with zhang to signify happiness, the door and courtyard are illuminated, dragons and phoenixes are presented as auspicious gifts, pearls are acquired, and a thousand pieces of gold sparkle. The female world has become more glorious, the celebrations are more colorful, and the ground is covered with red light.
71. The order placed ten months ago finally arrived today and I signed for it.
72. Hello, goddess, please take good care of me for the rest of my life.
73. I won’t say any more, it’s a bit incoherent. Just one sentence: Mother and child are safe, 8 pounds fat boy! Great mother, great baby.
74. Hey, don’t be afraid, girl, your father will always protect you in this life.
75. After I gave birth, I finally saw my husband’s lover in my previous life. She was prettier than me!
76. Mother and child are safe! Boy, your era has begun! come on!
77. After experiencing various pains of having no love, I successfully gave birth to a little cotton-padded jacket.
78. I gave birth to a little cotton-padded jacket at 1:58 in the morning on October 30, and walked into a different life! May you grow up healthily and this life is enough!
79. Tonight, I became a father for the first time. I received countless joys and felt a little uneasy. Why? Why? My wife is in urgent need of nutrition, and her baby is crying for food. I hope you can donate generously, please do it quickly! speed!
80. Thank you for visiting, my little monster.
81. Beauties and handsome guys, my little prince was born, weighing 7 pounds and 8 taels. I will be the president of China Merchants Bank!
82. The cargo was finally unloaded smoothly. Thank you to your relatives and friends for their concern.
83. Thank you to my wife for successfully giving birth to the little princess at 12:38 on the 20th, weighing 6.3 pounds. Mother and daughter are safe. Special good news! I'm a dad.
84. Hello, Goddess No. 2, please take good care of my old father for the rest of your life.
85. The little devil appears. Everyone who has a little princess at home should pay attention.
86. Congratulations on your baby boy! The speech after receiving a son is quite impressive!
87. On x day, x month, x year, at x minute, the latest product was released. The male version was released, and the mother and child were safe.
88. I would like to inform you that I am really going to be a father this time. My wife, thank you for your hard work. I will train you as a brat.
89. I am holding someone else’s husband in my arms.
90. I always thought I would be a grandfather! Today I completely understood something: It turns out that I am my grandfather!
91. My son was born in Yuzhong District today. Both mother and son are safe. The dog is one foot and five inches long and weighs five pounds and three taels. He cries loudly and looks forward intently. His brows and eyes look like his father's generosity. Such an auspicious scene makes me feel very lucky. Today's success is all thanks to the blessings of relatives and friends, so I am sending this message to express my gratitude.