"Hundred Family Surnames"
Actors: Da Bing, Qizhi
A: Come here, come here, what's your name?
B: Hehehehe...hehehehehe...I can't remember
A: Let me test you, what is this? (Extend a finger)
B: Fried dough sticks.
A: What time is this? (Extend two fingers)
B: Two fried dough sticks.
A: What time is this? (Extend five fingers)
B: A handful of fried dough sticks.
A: You just know a fried dough stick and study hard. Can you pronounce hundreds of surnames?
B: What are the family names? What are hundreds of surnames?
A: I just don’t know when I look at you. Say it after me: Zhao Qian Sun Li.
B: Zhao Qian Sun Li. (Speak slowly...)
A: Zhao Qian and Sun Li.
B: Zhao Qian Sun Li, teacher, my head is dizzy. (Speak slowly... shake your head in your mind...)
A: Please change the direction. Next is King Wu Zheng of Zhou Dynasty.
B: King Zheng of Zhou Wu. (Speak slowly...)
A: King Wu Zheng of Zhou.
B: King Zheng of Zhou Wu. Teacher, my eyes are black... (Speak slowly... put the black circle in front of the eye...)
A: Don't interrupt, what is above?
B: Above? There's a roof above. (Looking up...)
A: Even the roof is out.
A: Zhao Qian Sun Li.
A: What’s next?
B: Oh yes, Zhao Qian Sun Li. (Speak slowly...)
B: Below? Forgot again.
A: I just taught you.
B: Ah. I just forgot.
A: Read together.
B: I forgot all about it.
A: Zhao Qian Sun Li. (Angry)
B: Oh yes, Zhao Sunli. (Speak slowly...)
A: Where is the money?
B: Money? All spent.
A: What are you doing?
B: I bought fried dough sticks and ate them.
A: You can eat it.
A: Let me explain it to you once to deepen your impression. Zhao Qian Sun Li, Zhao is Teacher Zhao. Did you see that? I am Teacher Zhao.
B: Oh. I am Teacher Zhao.
A: I am Teacher Zhao! (Angry again)
B: I am Teacher Zhao.
A: Are you Teacher Zhao?
B: Hey, I am Teacher Zhao.
A: Aren’t you stupid? Money, money means paying for school.
B: Oh, pay. Hey, I handed it in once. Why do you have to pay it again? Are you cheating money?
A: I’m too lazy to pay attention to you, let’s continue. Sun is the little grandson. Li, just not polite. Friday is my king. Zhou is preserved egg porridge. Wu is just causing trouble and being lawless. Zheng is just not serious. The king is the king of beasts.
B: Oh, it’s a big tiger, right?
A: Whatever you say. Got it?
B: Got it.
A: Can you tell me?
B: I can speak. (He hesitated for about 3 seconds...) Teacher, I can't follow along, I can only come here and speak.
A: Come over here and talk about it.
B: Here it is: big tiger, unruly, lawless preserved egg porridge. Little grandson, you are unreasonable. The person who cheated money was Teacher Zhao. Hey hey hey... (The last sentence is correct, pointing to person A...)
Extended information:
The art form of sketch is a new form of artistic expression born at the Spring Festival Gala. Chen Peisi, The skit "Eating Noodles" performed by Zhu Shimao was the first skit in the history of the Spring Festival Gala. Since then, Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao have pioneered Chinese skits, which are unique.
Contemporary sketches have made great progress through the nearly 20 years of promotion at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and have become an art form that audiences love to see.
Sketches are different from cross talk. The former is a new form of artistic expression while the latter is a traditional Chinese art. Sketch and cross talk are very different in expression. After the skit starts, the actors can move around freely, but this is not the case in cross talk, but cross talk can express jokes through tone and fixed position body language.