A complete collection of fun and funny homophonic memes
1. We can’t just feel the pulse of the times ourselves and not let your mother feel Wang Yibo. I think about giving it a go for life all day long, and then I turn around and ask your mother to give it a go."
2. The difference between female celebrities and me is that they don't eat even when they are hungry, but I eat even when I'm not hungry.
3. Do you know why Beijingers don’t say homophones?
4. The sparrow’s mother combed the little sparrow’s hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted. Say: Chirp
5. The two uncles are playing chess. The child: Uncle, your car is gone. p>
6. What song is Yugong singing when he moves the mountains?
7. I am a relatively mature person, and I just eat when I am angry.
8. One day, the elephant was eating a lot of ice cream. The more he ate, the more disgusting he became. The little mouse said, "I'm tired of the elephant. I'm tired of the elephant. Did you hear that?"
9. Boys nowadays are so interesting. They just talk about it and show off when watching a movie with a girl. I was in class with more than 50 girls. Did I say anything?
10. "Maybe I am a loach" "Why" "Because I like mud"
11. Why do I always want to eat when I am in a bad mood, because I feel sad and want to chew.
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12. The little deer took pictures of the little rabbit, but couldn't take any pictures. The little deer asked the little rabbit to jump, "You are too short." The little rabbit was anxious and wanted to cry, "I am not short, I am not short at all." "Short"
13. I had to fill in my personal information when I entered the door. I filled it in blindly, so my identity became a secret: "I filled it in blindly and then quietly passed by, leaving a little secret."
14. I went to buy Roujiamo and asked the boss to add more spicy food. As soon as I took a bite, it fell to the ground and was stained with mud. I cried. It turned out that this is called "spicy buns like mud"
15. I still hate you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the neighbor next door.
16. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It turns out that this is called, Like eating cheese.
17. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don’t cry, flower.
18. I was busy at home and mushrooms grew. I cooked and ate the mushrooms and got poisoned. I went to the hospital and the doctor said that I was poisoned by a good mushroom.
19. The little bear planted one. The fruit tree was carefully taken care of every day until autumn. The fruit tree did not bear a single fruit. The little bear said disappointedly: "No fruit, no fruit."
20. One day, the elk got lost, so he shot Call the giraffe and say: "Wai, I'm lost! ” Fun and funny homophonic meme copywriting part 2
21. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle couldn’t stop for a while. The mother said it was because it was a small spiritual fire
22. Yongqi helped Huang Ama take a bath, and she even got mud out of it
23. If you don’t want to talk about love, what are you talking about, are you talking about getting rid of crow’s feet?
24. The mother sparrow smelled the little sparrow: "What kind of hairstyle do you want to have today, baby?" "Little sparrow: "Chirp ~"
25. From now on, my mascot will be you, crab! - Because you have money (pliers)
26. There is a piece of The glass was a little sleepy and then it jumped down from upstairs and said: Good night, I broke it!
27. This is the back of my hand, this is the instep of my foot, you are my baby.
28. You seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I can help you lose weight. Let’s quit eating meat (get married) tomorrow!
30. One day the duck confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chick: You don't have to.
31. If a girl does something bad, God will send you a boy when he gets angry.
32. "What should I do if the white balloon pops the black balloon?" "Confession Balloon"
33. If you don't even kiss me, why are you kissing me? Tsingtao Beer ?
34. Spongebob was fired by Mr. Krabs. Spongebob said with tears: "Mr. Krabs..." Mr. Krabs: "You're welcome."
35. Why does Superman wear tight clothes? Clothes? Because saving people is important.
36. I prefer Li Bai’s poems. Lu You was so angry that I couldn’t access the Internet.
37. In the zoo, a tiger turned a lion green. The lion was very angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.
38. The steamed buns were too bland. I wanted to add some condiments and eat them after adding them. I just felt heartache. It turned out that what I added was so bland.
39. You didn’t stay up all night. What did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?
40. Don’t love me, there will be no results, I have many things to do, and I still like to do things. Part Three of Fun and Funny Homophone Meme Copywriting
41. Before his death, Yu Gong said to his son: "Move mountains, move mountains." The son said: "Sparkling."
42. The little rabbit planted a fruit tree in the spring. When she went to see it in the fall, she muttered, "No fruit, no fruit."
43. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.
44. We cannot let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop to practice courage every day, and we cannot let people who are afraid of ghosts go shopping in Guijie every day.
45. Even if the weather is so hot, we will always get to know each other.
46. The mushroom was walking on the road and was hit by an orange. Shiitake said angrily: "You don't have eyes, go to hell." Then Orange died. Because the bacteria want the orange to die, the orange has to die. .
47. If you want to quit cola, it is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. After drinking it, you will sigh, "It's so sour!" Sigh sour drinks!
48. My neighbor was singing in KTV at home. I heard the sound was quite loud, so I asked what brand the microphone was. He said it was louder than Waimai. I ate a grilled oyster and it had no taste at all. , I cried while eating, it turned out that these were oysters without ingredients.
49. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid, and it turned out that what was steaming was boredom.
50. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said aggrievedly: "No, I am a crab!"
51. If you don’t even hold my hand, then what are you holding? Holding the hand of Guanyin?
52. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we were. I checked. , it turns out that good things come true.
53. You don’t even pay attention to me, why are you taking care of it, a barber shop?
54. The doctor prescribed some pills for me, but I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills crackled. Get out, it turns out it's a good sound to get out of the pill.
55. The shrimp and the clam got 100 points in the test at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp whose copy you copied.
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56. The most annoying thing is when people ask me how much my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?
57. The teacher didn’t bring a book to class today. Ask me where is the book?
58. One day, Xiaozhu and Xiaobaozi went to dinner. The boss said: What do you want to eat? Xiaozhu said: Give it to me. Order pig food, the boss said: Okay, a pig food, what do you want, little leopard. The boss said: eight o'clock Beijing time. 59. Everyone is a hamburger, so why are you all a baby?
60. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion a green color, why? Because the tiger has a green lion certificate. The classic copywriting is interesting and interesting. Homophonic Meme Sentences
Fun and interesting homophonic meme sentences from classic copywriting Part 1
1. “Have you seen my crape myrtle? "Isn't your mouth right on your face?" ”
2. You didn’t stay up all night, so why did you stay up? Will Ollie give it to you?
3. One day the little duck was reading a book. Mother Duck said it’s time to eat. Close the book. Make it up, make it up, did you hear it?
4. A pineapple went to get a haircut. The barber didn't give him a haircut after he sat there for a long time, so he said, "Please pay attention to me." "(Angrily coaxing the target's eyes)
5. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle couldn't stop for a while. The mother said it was because it was a small spiritual fire
6. When Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?
7 .Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it, Berry, you can't do it."
8. Teacher. : What is four plus one? Xiao Ming: It is equal to six minus one. Teacher: Why do you say this even if you know the answer? Xiao Ming: Because we young people don’t talk about five (martial ethics)
9. Even I don’t If not, what are you thinking about Chanel?
10. I washed some dates today and they were packed together, but they fell apart during the wash. Did you hear that the dates fell apart?
11. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you are blowing to the west"!
12. If you don't talk about love, what are you talking about? Talk about getting rid of crow’s feet?
13. Do you know how much a star weighs? 8 grams because of Starbucks
14. I grew mushrooms when I was idle at home, so I cooked them and ate them. , I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by a good mushroom.
15. If you don’t even hold my hand, what are you holding? Holding Guanyin’s hand?
16. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!
17 .My mascot will be you from now on, Crab! - Because you are rich (pliers)
18. If you don’t even reply to my message, why are you replying with twice-cooked pork?
19. I am a little sheep, I lost my sheep today.
20. Fahai will never be a rapper, because he will not forgive snakes. The classic text is interesting and fun. Homophonic Meme Sentences Part 2
21. Beautiful women’s rooms are usually messy after all.
22. The animal that should not be messed with is the orangutan, because it knocks its chest. .
23. How did the door handle of the company conference room break? The boss broke it in anger.
24. There was a little duck who ran very fast after stepping on the mud. Then he fell asleep, and the name of the story is "Sleeping Duck in the Mud".
25. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why. He said aggrievedly: "I just wanted to take two photos of the stunned shark with her." . ”
26. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green, why? Because Tiger has a Green Lion certificate.
27. "What should I do if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" "Confession Balloon"
28. Once upon a time, there was an illiterate man walking. He became literate, and it turned out that he had reached a crossroads.
29. "Why does Xu Xian let her go whenever Bai Suzhen sings to her when she is angry?" "Because she is best at singing snake songs."
30. Sun Wukong's The golden hoop disappeared. I asked the land father-in-law, Sun Wukong: "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is so good that it matches your hairstyle."
31 The puff was squashed and my mother said it couldn’t be eaten. I asked why because it was a flat puff.
32. You don’t even love me, what do you love, do you love Qiyi?
33. You said that a girl with apple muscles smiles naturally, is it possible that an Android phone A girl's smile is awkward?
34. The mother sparrow asked the little sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair are you wearing today?" The little sparrow said "chirp" and the mother replied: "Chirp, just chirp"
35. If you don’t even cherish me, what do you cherish? The Legend of Zhen Huan?
36. If you don’t even kiss me, why do you kiss me? Tsingtao Beer?
37 .Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke American or British accent, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music.
38.Yes One day, the little bear was playing with the balloon bear. He was shouting and chasing him, "Qiuqiu, don't go, Qiuqiu, don't go." Did you hear that? Please don't go.
39. Bowl and chopsticks are good friends. When the bowl dies, the chopsticks are very sad and say: Wan is safe.
40. "What do you think a piece of glass will say when you're about to jump off a building?" "What?" "Good night, I'll break it." Part 3 of interesting and fun homophone sentences from classic copywriting
41. That day, the light next to the bedroom at home was flashing. I called the maintenance technician. What question did he ask? I said: "The light next to the bedroom is too bright" and he said: "Catch the vine of love?"
42. If Wang Zhiqian doesn't change it, let Cai Yuan pay for it.
43. The shrimp and the clam got 100 points in the test at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp whose copy you copied. The shrimp said: "I copied the clam's copy." The teacher said: "What are you good at?" >
44. The weather is so hot, we will always get along.
45. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant: "How do you get back to the ant nest?" The other ant said: "Take the
46. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" The father did not hear, and her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, you are laughing. What?" Mom slapped her.
47. One day the little duck was reading a book. Another little duck said he wanted to eat. Close the book. Good duck, good duck, good duck. Can you make peace?
48. I asked my Chengdu friend why he loves wearing Kawakubo Rei so much, and he said, because he wears Kubo Zero.
49. There is a group of little ducks looking at the moon, but the moon is always not round. One little duck whispered: Not round and bright, not round and bright. Did you hear that? I don’t forgive you.
50. You don’t even reply to me, what are you replying to, the temptation of going home?
51. I don’t know how to say beautiful words, but I am speaking beautifully.
52. It was so hot today at 36 degrees. I went to buy two ice cream sticks, one for you and one for me. Then we relieved the heat. Did you hear that? We are finished.
53. What song was Yugong singing when he moved the mountains? Moving mountains, shining brightly.
54. This is the back of my hand, this is the top of my foot, you are my baby.
55. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered. The little bear said sadly: Don’t let the flower wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry.
56. Tell those who used to look down on me that I own a house, not rent it, it was just opened in Kings Canyon, okay?
57. If you don’t even cherish me, what do you cherish? Zhen Huan Chuan?
58. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Do you love Qiyi?
59. Do you know why Yi Yang Qianxi doesn’t go shopping at night? I don’t know because the store will be closed at night.
60. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Einstein. A collection of the funniest homophonic memes (general 60 sentences)
The funniest homophonic memes Complete Chapter 1
1. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said hahaha, I am a reflex fox.
2. I seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I’ll help you lose weight. Let’s quit eating meat.
3. "What should I do if the white balloon pops the black balloon?" "Confession Balloon"
4. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, mildly spicy , spicy, sweet and spicy, today is my birthday spicy.
5. When I think of him entangled with that snake every day, I can't help entangled with him.
6. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why. He said aggrievedly: "I just wanted to take two photos of the stunned shark with her." . ”
7. I filled in my personal information blindly, so my identity became a secret: “I filled it in blindly and passed by quietly, leaving a little secret behind.”
8. One day, the little bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire. The ice cream melted and fell to the ground. The little bear said: "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear it, okay? Miss you.
9. If you don’t even talk about love, then what are you talking about? Are you talking about getting crow’s feet?
10. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they fell apart when I washed them. The dates fell apart. The dates fell apart. Did you hear that? They fell apart early.
11. You said that girls with apple-shaped muscles smile naturally, but do girls with Android phones have awkward smiles?
12. The WeChat group of Little Rabbit and Little Bear has been disbanded Little Bear privately chatted with Little Rabbit and said, "Don't build it again. Did you hear me? Don't say goodbye..."
13. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, and the kindness was like the crab boiling the dragon's kindness.
14. You don’t even reply to my messages, so what are you replying to? Twice-cooked pork?
15. Don’t love me, it won’t work out, I have many things to do and I still like to do things.
16. In the zoo, a tiger turned a lion green. The lion was very angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.
17. I found an island today that will make you fascinated.
18. My uncle cut off his head and became fierce because he turned into a vulture.
19. If you want to quit cola, it is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. After drinking it, you will sigh, "It's so sour!" Sigh sour drinks!
20. Usually good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats. The funniest homophonic memes Part 2
21. Guo Donglin suddenly had kidney stones. His agent called his wife: Donglin had stones. His wife was stunned: How about looking at the sea?
22. How did the door handle of the company conference room break? It was the boss who broke it in anger.
23. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about the history of Liu Bei and Guan Yu's love for Zhang Yide.
24. "That girl, she has apple muscles, and her smile is natural." "What you are saying is that girls with Android phones have lags when they smile."
25 .When I wear Gucci, my tears are always para para dior.
26. If you don’t even add me on WeChat, why would you add Pirates of the Caribbean?
27. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? It’s because you feel sad.
28. The little duck asked the mother duck: "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck said: "Webbed". The duck covered his face and burst into tears: "If you don't tell me, why don't you tell me?" It’s a joke.”
29. The weather is so cold, but my quilt doesn’t want me to lie alone. It says that I have to lie with you beside me. Only then did I realize that it’s called the nest and I love you. .
30. I want to take you to eat roasted purple sweet potato, and then whisper in your ear "I am purple sweet potato and you".
31. What will the Want Want Snow Cake turn into when it gets hot? Want Want Senbei.
32. When Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?
33. Asked Shihou when he misses home the most, he answered: Late at night, why? Because in the dead of night, the stone monkey is homesick.
34. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked and found out that it was a good thing.
35. Why do evil houses in horror movies always have a piano? It’s because “there are several demons living in the piano.”
36. Hello, I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.
37. One day, several classmates were eating in the cafeteria, and a Qing palace drama was playing on the TV in the hall. After finishing the meal, I wanted to wipe my mouth, but found that there was no paper, so I asked the classmates who had paper. The climax came, and the words just Falling, a long and soft eunuch's voice came to mind from the TV, "The Emperor has a decree."
38. Today I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea. When I saw the name, oh, it turned out to be Woxiang Nile Iron Juice.
39. What song was Yugong singing when he moved the mountains? Moving mountains, shining brightly.
40. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled in a hurry. When he encountered a cliff on the road, Zhang Fei shouted, "Lord, rein in your horse!" Liu Bei: I am happy to be your mother! Part Three of the Funniest Homophone Smells
41. If you don’t even appreciate me, what do you appreciate? Is it like this?
42. Only ugly people find partners, and beautiful people sell air conditioners.
43. I saw the goddess online at night, and I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: Yes, are you okay?
44. Grandma’s door The handle is very thick, and there is a sound when opening the door. After asking later, I found out that it is called a rough door
45. Little Bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of it every day. Until autumn, the fruit tree did not bear any fruit. Fruit, the little bear said disappointedly: "No results, no results"
46. I don’t care, what do you care about? Italy
47. While studying, I know how to change I thought about it, but my deskmate didn’t agree.
48. You didn’t even reply to me, what are you replying to, the temptation to go home?
49. The martial arts leader was forced into a corner by him, covered his wounds and collapsed on the ground When he raised the knife and dropped it, he withdrew the knife, knelt on the ground, and murmured painfully: "She is already gone... Even if I rule the world... what can I do..." The leader of the martial arts alliance endured the severe pain and said to him hoarsely: "A bucket of paste... can post many missing person notices..."
50. The future is really tight now: masks are tight, money is tight The clothes are tight and the waist is tight.
51. One day the duck confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chick: You don't have to.
52. Once upon a time, one day the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. The snake couldn't get it, the snake couldn't get it. Did you hear it? It couldn't bear it.
53. If you don’t even coax me, why are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?
54. Nezha asked Wukong: "Submit the demon, let me ask you if you dare!" Wukong: "Love me like...like you said?"
55. No one understands you, is it aggrieved? Do you think anyone understands the math problem? Is it aggrieved?
56. Guoba and Niba are good friends. One day Niba went to Guoba's house to play with Guoba and asked who you are. Who are you? Niba said I am Niba. I am Niba. Did you hear that? I am your father.
57. I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating cheese from a child. It turns out that this is called elephant eating cheese from a child.
58. Do you know why Yi Yang Qianxi doesn’t go shopping at night? I don’t know because the store will be closed at night.
59. Pumpkin, Purple Potato and Peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut asked them to play. Pumpkin asked Peanut, who else is there? Peanut said, I, Purple Potato, are with you, did you hear that? I belong only to you.
60. Doraemon has no neck because he cares about hygiene, because his blue neck has mud. The funniest homophonic meme copywriting in history (selected 60 sentences)
The funniest homophonic meme copywriting in history Part 1
1. "How happy it would be if someone belonged to me." "Stop it, no one is a fish."
2. One day, the little bear planted a strawberry and a mango, and found that the strawberry grew very slowly. The little bear said: "Berry, you can't do it. Berry, you can't do it. Did you hear that? I can't do it without you."
3. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !
4. Usually good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I have to rely on threats.
5. Nezha asked Wukong: "Subdued demon, do you dare?" Wukong: "Love me like...like you said?"
6 .When I got home yesterday, my mother said: "Oh, there is something on my pants that I can't wash off." "Oh, it seems like it was splashed with mud."
7. I went to work in the fields today and was lucky enough to become a star. People passing by called me: It’s hot in the ground.
8. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general said angrily: "How dare you petrify a humble wife!" Medusa: "Hate...hate other people's hearts?"
9. The crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said aggrievedly, "No, I am a crab!"
10. Even If I don’t reply to my messages, what kind of twice-cooked pork will you reply to?
11. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that this is called oysters like mud.
12. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said: "Hey, I'm a giraffe."
13 .Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were riding horses together. There was a cliff in front of them. Guan Yu said: "Quickly rein in your horse." Zhang Fei said: "I am happy." Guan Yu said: "Quickly rein in your horse."
14. A pineapple went to get a haircut. He sat there for a long time and the barber refused to give him a haircut. He said, "Take care of me." , who should I send my selfie to?
16. I seem to have gained weight. If it’s okay, I’ll help you lose weight. Let’s stop eating meat.
17. I was so hungry, so I had to hold my fist and hit my stomach to help myself vent my hunger.
18. Do you have "A Brief History of Time"? Why should I pick up that thing when I have time!
19. Don’t love me, it won’t work out, I have many things to do and I still like to do things.
20. My stomach hurts in the middle of the night, and I said, “Stomach, can you please stop?
"The stomach said: "My name is not stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun." The most interesting homophonic meme copywriting part 2 in history
21. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot What is it? My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that it was boring.
22. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how to do it. There is a misunderstanding between academics and love.
23. The sparrow’s mother heard the little sparrow: “What kind of hairstyle do you want to wear today, baby? "Little sparrow: "Chirp ~"
24. My uncle cut his head and became fierce because he turned into a vulture.
25. Do you know why Yi Yang Qianxi is not there at night? Going shopping? I don’t know because the store will be closed at night.
26. “What do you think a piece of glass will say when it’s about to jump off a building? "What?" "Good night, I'm sorry." ”
27. The mother sparrow combed the little sparrow’s hair and asked her what hairstyle she wanted? The little sparrow said: chirp
28. Coix does what coix does, and Xiaoding does what Dingdang does.
29. I didn’t bring a book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was.
30. This is a pencil, this is a pen, you are my baby. .
31. I bought a steamed bun on the road, and when I went back to eat it, I couldn’t stop crying. It turned out to be a good steamed bun!
32. You can’t be afraid! Dog people say: Life is not just about the dogs in front of you, but there are dogs all over the street.
33. Omelette fell in love with Poached Egg. He walked downstairs to Poached Egg’s house with his guitar and sang: This is a story. A little love song with fried eggs
34. You don’t even reply to me, what are you replying to, the temptation of going home?
35. The weather is so cold, my bed. But it didn’t want me to lie alone. It said it had to lie with you next to me. Only then did I realize that it was called Nest Love You.
36. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because it is blue. Mud accumulates on the neck.
37. The coal does not catch fire, it turns out to be a fault with the coal.
38. The snow cake will turn into a flaming quilt when it feels hot.
39. If you can’t find a mixing tool when making milk, you can use a key. The inventor of this method is Li Bai. There are words to prove it: The key can make milk. I want to learn from Li Bai.
40. Just now, I met a foreigner who spoke very fluent English. I asked him whether he spoke English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music. The funniest homophonic gag copywriting article in history! 3
41. If Huang Ting can’t find it, go find Li Da.
42. Boys are so interesting nowadays. They just chat with a girl while watching a movie. Show off, I went to class with more than fifty girls, did I say anything?
43. I saw that the dog in the countryside at home was living a happy and carefree life, so I Ask it "What's the secret to being carefree every day", it says "Woof, woof, woof"
44. Why does the aunt never sweat? Because the aunt is afraid of leaving aunt sweat. .
45. You know why the fox can’t stand up? It’s because he is cunning.
46. You were admitted to Tsinghua University, and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potatoes. Roasted sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, fragrant and sweet roasted sweet potatoes.
47. The animal you shouldn’t mess with is the orangutan, because he bangs his chest.
48. It’s normal not to reply to messages. , have you seen any beautiful woman who is not busy?
49. “Have you seen my crape myrtle? "Isn't your mouth right on your face?" ”
50. If you don’t even kiss me, why would you kiss me and burn your mouth?
51. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out. It’s so painful. It’s so painful. , Did you hear that? What a pity.
52. The animal that should not be messed with is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.
53. Do you know why Beijingers don’t say homophones? Because old Beijing is disharmonious.
54. The crab and the clam took the exam together. The crab was found to be cheating. The teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said: "I copied the clam's copy." The teacher said: "You are a piece of shit."
55. The song Omelette sings to Poached Egg to confess her love is "This is a little love song for Omelette~"
56. I still hate you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns , numb next door.
57. I bought a piece of clothing today. I feel comfortable wearing it. I feel comfortable wearing it. Did you hear that? It’s always been there.
58. The little bear planted a fruit tree and took good care of the fruit tree every day until autumn. The fruit tree did not bear any fruit. The little bear said disappointedly: "No results, no results."
59. If you don’t even love me, what do you love about iQiyi?
60. Yongqi helped Huang Ama take a bath, and even got out Ama mud.