Liu Chan (miscarriage) Lai Yuejing (still a boy)
Fan Jian (convict) Ji Congliang (prostitute Congliang) Fan Tong (rice bucket)
Xia Jianren (Bitch) Zhu Yiqun (a group of pigs) Qin Shousheng (born from an animal) (thankfully his parents figured it out)
Pang Guang (bladder) Du Qiyan (belly button) Wei Shengjin (sanitary napkin)
Jiao Hougen (heel), Shen Jingbing (neuropathy), Du Ziteng (stomach ache)
Yang Wei (impotence)
Ranked No. 1: Shi Zhenxiang (Shit smells so good)