1. You have an unrestrained character, and you have the ideal to gallop thousands of miles, but no matter how far you go, you will never forget me, and you can't live without me, because you will always hold the reins. In my hand.
2. You are no longer an audience, from the day I met you; I am no longer fearless, when I fall in love with you, I just want to You said, I will never let go! Inexplicably, I only like you.
3. At night, facing the lonely lantern, I fell into indescribable longing. When I couldn’t get rid of it, I wandered on the beach and grassland where we were walking, looking at The stars and the moon are calling you!
4. A woman had an affair with three men and had children. The fortune teller learned that the three men’s surnames were Gao Li Chen and named the children "Guo Chunhai", saying: Guo: The three surnames are compound, spring: three people are sun, sea: each person is one drop.
5. Live well, live slowly, and be happier every year; don’t climb, don’t compare, don’t make yourself angry; eat less salt, more jealousy, less Play mahjong and take a walk. I wish you: be busy and happy every day!
6. Time makes the look of longing into a bookmark, sandwiching it in every caring day. As I am thinking of you at this moment, I only hope that this warm blessing can bring you a little bit of happiness in the distance!
7. Because of you, I believe in destiny. Maybe all of this is destined by God, pulling us both. What do I want to say now? What sin did I commit in my previous life?
8. If I haven’t received your reply today, it must be because you are not in the service area. Brother, where have you been? Come back soon. Time-travel dramas will be banned soon, and you won’t be able to come back if it’s too late.
9. For Wudang Sect and Shaolin Sect, it is better to eat an apple pie; for Sun Moon Sect and Quanzhen Sect, it is better to sleep in; Dragon Subduing Palm and Ecstasy Palm, It’s better to raise a pot of cactus; in short, hello to me, hello to everyone.
10. I am obsessed with loving you. I have a fever thinking about you. When I see you, my face turns red and my heart beats. I can’t help but dream about you. Please don’t run away. I want you so much. Embrace! ah! Money, just a joke, don’t care!
11. Snowflakes are floating in the cold sky, ice particles are hanging on the green trees, and your beautiful shoes are leaking from your feet. You are a fool, looking at your mobile phone. Water drips! What are you looking at? Why don't you wipe it?
12. Flowers are beautiful, fragrant, fragrant, and blooming. Words that are kind, words that are true, words that move people, words that are affectionate. Versatility brings happiness, the more the merrier. Come often to send blessings and communicate often. Don’t forget to keep in touch!
13. I will build your happiness, I will make up for your confusion, I will satisfy your greed, I will give in to your willfulness, I am the only one who loves and protects you. , who makes me a professional pig farmer! Not easy.
14. I am the eyes, and you are the wind and sand, because you have fascinated me; I am the stomach, and you are the fine wine, because you have intoxicated me; I am the match, You're the cigarette, because I'm really going to light you up.
15. God has favored you since you were a child, allowing you to live a simple life, taste simple joy, and enjoy simple happiness in simple years... Who is called God? I like simple-minded children!
16. Give, just to make you live comfortably. Give in as long as you can feel happy. Lonely? Then let me protect you! You don’t need to be moved, as all the professional pig farmers are like this these days.
17. A miracle happened: ducks were on the shelf; fish flew into the sky; cats and dogs became in-laws, and mice became neighbors with them; strange, why didn’t they see each other? Are you in the tree? Could it be that...the pig still hasn't changed?
18. According to relevant authorities, a new type of virus has invaded this city. You are already infected when you receive this text message.
From now on you will fall into happiness and suffer from happiness forever!
19. My dear, I have suffered from insomnia recently. When I close my eyes, my ears are filled with your whispering voice. When I open my eyes, all I see in front of me is your ghostly figure. It's you, it's all you, you damn mosquito.
20. I will never forget the warmth you gave me in the cold winter; nor will I forget the way you put me to sleep in the lonely night; I really want to hold you in my arms today, But I just forgot where to put this hot water bottle!
21. The telephone soldier fell from the electric pole. When asked why, the answer was: One squirrel got into his crotch and endured it, and another one got in and endured it, but when he heard I couldn't help them talking. They said there was one fruit for each person.
22. The sun is above the traveler's head and feet, and the moon shines beside him, showing his leisure. The sky above is boundless, and the two of them are happy and blessed. A field of soil changes their hearts. Venus The flickering fire is gone. (Answer: Happy summer every day.
23. I was working in a hospital, and one day there was an earthquake. At this time, everyone ran out, and only the old director of the internal medicine department calmly supported him. Qiang took out two antihypertensive pills.
24. "What should I do in the thinking test? I didn't memorize it..." "Don't worry. Let's go. 'A hundred years old, you will never fail in your studies', take the exam naked!" "No, you have to wear a 'three-point' style no matter what you do!
25. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, I have lost weight because you are sick, I am smiling because you have become stronger, and I am rich because I sold you... Pig!
26. I wish that I could become a shining star, hanging in front of your window every night; I also wish that you could become a sparkling star in the night sky, Every night, I look up and see you.
27. The most romantic thing I think of is to say to you in the morning: You are beautiful! ! I think this will make your day happy, but I can’t do it often, because it’s not good to lie often.
28. There are always too many things in life. I am moved and unforgettable by your bright smile, which accompanied me through confusion and excitement. I send you my blessings through the summer wind. I wish you happiness and sweet dreams every day.
29. Today the talented people are gathering together. There are geniuses, scholars, and talented people. Even the wood, matches, and other things that are not supposed to be here are here. Take a look and you will be missing. Don’t read the message. Idiot.
30. Loving you is the shock of the soul, missing you is the concern of the soul, protecting you is the support of the soul, seeing you is the impulse of the soul, selling you is helpless. , please forgive me if I am not proud - my big pig!
31. A pair of hands holds up the wind and rain of life; a heart soaks the thickness of emotion; A greeting soothes the injured heart; a text message conveys my blessing: I wish you eternal happiness!
32. The wife prepared dinner and said to her husband, "Dear , you can choose the dishes tonight.” “Asparagus.” “To eat or not to eat.” , "nHZ! HSOM," you know you can't understand it. Tip: You still can't understand it? Just turn your phone over and read it in pinyin!
34. Marriage notice: Male, bachelor's degree, only a few points away; working in a multinational organization, cleaning tables at KFC; owning a house, owned by multiple people; owning a car, non-motorized; looking for A beautiful young man went to hell a few years later.
35. Personal composition: 59 for handsome, 40 for cool, 1 for slight shyness. 23-year-old PLMM. Indications: Unhappy mood, lack of friends, boring life.
Warning: long service!
36. I really want to ask you to go to the beach to bathe in the sunset, walk on the beach to feel the dusk, watch the waves touch the romance of the sea, and then climb the highest stone with you, and then have a kick Kick you into the sea: Who told you not to miss me!
37. Twist, and your health will follow your body; roar, you have everything, I have everything; take a break, and do somersaults refreshed; collect it, and you will receive it. Blessings to Le Youyou: May you stay happy and live a happy life!
38. How can you put your left hand completely in the right trouser pocket you are wearing, and at the same time put your right hand completely in the left trouser pocket you are wearing? In the trouser pocket? Answer: Just wear your pants inside out.
39. When I bow to heaven and earth, I will be annoyed by my wife; when I bow to the high hall, I will work hard and busy for her; when husband and wife bow to each other, they will tighten their belts from now on; when they are sent to the bridal chamber, I Kneeling on the washboard, she slept on the bed. Why! I am a sheep and she is a wolf.
40. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called indescribable for seconds, a kind of happiness called having you by your side, a yearning called longing for the eyes, and a kind of idiot who will Read the text messages!
41. The work is at the desk, and Kuozhuo is at hand. Leisure has style, and health is in it. Love has a background, and warmth is on your shoulders. Open your brows, happiness is in your heart. May you be happy and in high spirits!
42. I haven’t received your text message for a long time. I wonder how you are now? I passed by your place a few days ago and went in to take a look. I saw you were asleep and couldn't bear to wake you up. Hey, out of a litter of piglets, you are the only one who is good!
43. I have a famous poem. Only a few people in the world know it. A fool is reading this poem. If you know it, you know it. If you don’t know it, you don’t know it. You are a fool. I knew it earlier. A fool listens. When the phone rings, I am definitely reading this poem.
44. Xiao Zhang: Section Chief, do you mind the criticism? Section Chief: No, I really like it. Xiao Zhang: Yes, sincere criticism has many benefits. Section Chief: The important thing is that I want to know who is dissatisfied with me.
45. Do you want to stand out? Do you want to get rich? Do you want to honor your ancestors? Do you want to be rich and wealthy? Do you want to get promoted and make a fortune? Stop thinking so much, go to bed, you have to go to work tomorrow!
46. Health is strung together, and firecrackers are set off; happiness is twisted into a rope, and it wraps around you tightly; happiness turns into colored paper, folded into swan geese and let fly; text message ring sounds , warm blessings to your home. Happy!
47. The intermittent rain arouses my infinite thoughts. To put it bluntly, I just miss you. When the weather is nice and sunny, I will take you to that grassland, but beforehand Agreement: Pigs are allowed to eat grass and are not allowed to dig into the ground!
48. You have changed, you have become so strange, you are no longer the familiar you in my memory! Looking at your unfamiliar face, my heart breaks! How can you transform from a cute tadpole to a toad?
49. Swine flu, prevent infection; summer is hot, prevent heatstroke; take public transportation, guard against thieves; use computers, guard against viruses; strangers, guard against being deceived; familiar people, guard against Tricky! Text message harassment makes it hard for you to guard against it!
50. I will give you a plate of duck, which will make you miss home; and a plate of vegetables, which will be loved every day; with a soup, you will be healthy for life; and another cup. With wine, happiness will last forever; with a bowl of rice, love will always be with you!
51. I have always had a crush on you, your face, lips and ears appear in front of my eyes all the time! But I was too poor to confess my love to you, but now I am rich! You can say loudly: Boss, cut that pig head in half for me!
52. Seven precepts after meals: one is to quit smoking, the second is to eat fruit immediately, the third is to loosen your belt, the fourth is to drink tea immediately, the fifth is to walk for a hundred steps, the sixth is to Take a shower immediately and Qijie go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?
53. You said to me depressedly: You dislike me and think I have gained weight.
I stared at you for a long time and said slowly and leisurely: I don't dislike you, I just dislike the extra part of you.
54. After so many years, do you know how hard it is for me to find you? I've traveled all over the world just to find a face like yours! This is my business card, welcome to my plastic surgery hospital anytime!
55. In accordance with the destiny of heaven, the emperor Zhao said that although it is early summer, the climate is changeable, hot and cold, so he issued this order. Dear, you need to be kind to yourself, add clothes at the right time to prevent colds, stay happy at all times, and don't resist!
56. Myopia bought a roast duck and put it on his shoulders. He walked around the street looking for a big cake seller. He came to a stall selling mats and said: Your cakes are really good. Big, have one! The mat seller scolded: With that look in your eyes, you are still acting like a hawk!
57. The fortune teller and the lady told you that your fortune is bad. Why? Because you carry a bad omen. Can I take off my bra? No, once you get rid of the bad omen, there will be two big waves in your life.
58. It’s another beautiful weekend, friends, let’s relax and stop the heavy work! There is happiness to accompany you, and comfort to accompany you! Let’s have fun and relax this weekend!
59. You were riding a motorcycle, killing more than two hundred people uphill and downhill. The police came to arrest you, and you ran into the women's restroom. There was no light in the women's restroom. You fell into a poop pit, you fought with poop and almost died!
60. Beijing Weather Forecast: I miss you a little during the day, and will turn into violent thoughts in the afternoon, and my mood will drop by five degrees. Affected by this low mood, it is expected that this kind of The weather is here to stay until I see you.
61. I called you just now, but the prompt tone said "The user is going to the toilet, please call again later." After a while, I called you again, and the prompt tone Said "This user fell into a cesspool, please wait and call again."
62. One day, Doufu was wandering on the street, and when he met vinegar, Doufu started teasing him. Said: What a sour taste, are you trying to stir up other people’s feelings again?
63. The wife must be thorough with her husband every day! She searched her body to see if she could find a hair of a woman. One day, she searched for a long time and found nothing, but still scolded: Now you even want a nun!
64. There is a kind of happiness that floats freely, there is a kind of peace and quietness, there is a kind of happiness that is quiet and quiet, there is a kind of possession that is real, there is a kind of friendship that lasts a long time, and there is a kind of friendship that I wish you every day.
65. A girl went back to the dormitory at night and met a female ghost. The girl said nothing, "Junior girl, I have no hands." The girl couldn't help it! :Senior, I’m even worse, I have no breasts!
66. I don’t have much to say to you, just one sentence, which is very simple but contains a very simple meaning. The truth is very simple but it reveals a very sincere concern. The weather is getting hotter, drink more water and stay in a good mood!
67. Fireflies shine brightly in the dark. Standing out from the crowd of chickens, you scream loudly, a horse screams outstanding among donkeys, Pig Bajie screams handsome when standing in a pigsty, you stand with an orangutan, you scream...
68. A shooting star flashed across the night sky, and I quickly made a wish, hoping that you would become more beautiful. But as soon as I made my wish, the shooting star came back with a "swish" and said to me: Brother! Are you really trying to make things difficult for me?
69. Red wine? As long as it is poured by you; Encourage? As long as it is given by you; Smile? As long as it is given by you. May we be by each other's side when the time comes.
70. It's hard work at noon on the hoeing day, but the hard work will yield results. For whom? It’s hard work every day, and it’s hard to run around for your children.
May all parents in the world be healthy and live a long life!
71. The butterfly said to the bee: You are so stingy, pretending to be full of sweet words but not willing to give them to me. The bee said: Hum! Also, why don’t you send me a text message with two antennas on your head?
72. Your characteristics: big beads on your face and small beads falling on a jade plate, different heights from a distance, uneven bumps and bumps up close, eyes with two lobes; unkempt childishness Like a fool; your style: a group of confident brothers and a group of sisters Feng.
73. God was afraid that you would be hungry, so he created rice. God was afraid that you were thirsty, so he created water. God was afraid that you would be lonely, so he created the lovely me. The premise is that God finds that there is no The bucket for serving rice created the lovely you.
74. Someone carved on the desk: I shed a tear every day when I miss you. This is how the ocean is formed. Someone replied below: Every time I miss you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.
75. The sun gives you warmth, the moon gives you warmth, I wish you blessings, may your happiness be as dense as raindrops, your worries fly away like flowing clouds, and your sorrows become extinct like dinosaurs. Happiness is as sweet as honey. I wish you a good mood every day!
76. You have a gentle, graceful and luxurious personality. You have a broad mind and a fat body, and sleep after eating. You advocate leisure and are heartless. You don’t like to work, so you are not tired. You have With a childish heart, I never lose weight, and the price of meat is not as good as yours, which is perfect.
77. You should leave me! The further you go, the better. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you anymore. You will only bring me harm. The more ** you treat me, the more painful I will be... damn mosquito.
78. I call your name. In the dark night, I feel that your name has never been so far away. More distant than any stars, sadder than drizzle. Bajie, why did you raise the price again?
79. A pair of fly mother and son were having a meal. The son frowned and asked his mother, why do we eat poop every day? Mom said don’t say such disgusting words while eating, eat it while it’s hot!
80. The legend of Cupid: One arrow piercing the heart represents love at first sight, two arrows piercing the heart represents mutual consent, and three arrows piercing the heart represent three lifetimes of good fortune. I will fire thousands of arrows at you. Baby, just wait until you become a hedgehog!
81. I can miss you, but I can’t help but think about you; I can not miss you, but I can’t help but remember you; I can not miss you, but I can’t help but remember you; I can not miss you, but I can’t help but contact you; I can not stop contacting you, but I can’t help but contact you. Blessings never forgotten! Wish you all the best!
82. They all say that money is a source of evil, and they all want to get it; they all say that beauty is a source of trouble, and they all want to get in on it; they all say that it is too cold to be in high places, and they all want to climb; they all say Smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, but I won’t give them up; they say heaven is the most beautiful, but I won’t go there!
83. The dog’s wish: I really want to have a bone. When I finish eating the meat on it, it will grow new meat. Chicken's lament: Ever since humans invented the clock, my worth has plummeted!
84. If you receive this message, you are a big fat pig. If you delete this message, you are a small African black pig. If you reply to this message, you are a Rwandan wild boar. If you do not reply, you will be. Ukrainian big white pig, hehe, what do you want to do? reply.
85. Troubles have been fired, sorrow has been defeated, unhappiness has fled, failure has been written off, success is noisy, happiness is laughing, wishful thinking is shrouding, auspiciousness is shining, blessings Come around and report happiness!
86. Although there is rain in the sky, the beauty is highlighted by the appearance of the rainbow; although the earth is dry, it is revitalized by the moisture of raindrops; although life is helpless, it is Wonderful vitality due to the presence of friends!
87. I heard that you are very carefree recently? Happiness sends you a love letter and mixes with good luck, success is obsessed with you, and even happiness throws itself into its arms.
Haha, don’t value sex over friends, forget about old friends!
88. Friendship is like trees, more trees can protect you from wind and rain; family affection is like water, clear water can warm people's hearts; love is like wine, mellow wine can nourish life. May friends lie under the shade of the trees and taste the wine brewed from the water.
89. Your smooth skin gently rubbed my face, making my heart tremble slightly; you came close to my lips again and kissed me up and down, which was ecstatic. Oh, napkin, thank you for cleaning others and dirtying yourself.
90. Life is like a dream, and the years are ruthless. Looking back suddenly, I realize that people live with a mood, whether they are poor or rich, gain or lose. Well, everything is fleeting. Wish you: all the best.
91. Don’t take too long to practice a set of Happy Mizong Boxing; don’t take too long to kick a happy running kick; don’t sweat when you run on the auspicious road for a while; Dance a happy and sweet dance, don’t make any mistakes; may happiness spread everywhere.
92. The painter drew a huge eye for the doctor who cured his eye disease, and painted the doctor's portrait in the middle of the pupil. After seeing the painting for a long time, the doctor said: Fortunately, I am not an anal surgeon.
93. The bee and the butterfly met. The butterfly said: "You are so stingy. You are full of sweet words and you don't even tell me!" The bee said: "You are even more stingy. The two antennas on my head didn’t even send me a text message!
94. Cold on Monday, braised on Tuesday, steamed on Wednesday, fried on Thursday, stir-fried on Friday, plus Happy seasoning, coupled with leisurely wine, I will give you a blessing meal on this weekend. May you enjoy it happily.
95. In early summer, the scenery is endless; the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the mood is great. Comfortable; the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the beauty is endless; the sky is high and the clouds are clear, the vitality is infinite; I send you my blessings and express my heart; I wish you happiness, joy and worry-free!
96. Wasp! Pursuing White Butterfly: You are a white angel, and I love your simplicity. When I met Hua Butterfly the next day, Wasp stared at her for a long time and said sarcastically: It’s so fashionable to get into body painting so quickly!
97. There are two sentences that I have always wanted to say to you, and today I finally got the courage: the first sentence, I love you, I like you so much; the second sentence, never forget the first sentence. Seriously! Haha, remember to be happy!
98. It’s late at night, I wake up from my dream, on the grass in the suburbs, when you slowly come to me As I got closer, my heart was beating wildly. It all happened so suddenly that I screamed at a loss...
99. It’s dawn in the hot summer, everywhere. There are mosquito bites. I know how many greetings and greetings from friends come at night, just let them bite you and they will kill you. > 100. I have nothing to do in my free time. Let me warm myself by the fire in the sun, soak up Chang'e on the moon, take off my shoes and travel across the Milky Way, ride on a broom star and pretend to be an old witch, send a text message to the earth. Oh, I am teasing the second master of Sha Monk. Brother.