1. You must abstain from courtesy first, so that I can be free.
2. Listen to your words and save me ten books!
3. Even if I don’t die, you will be my ministers after all. .
4. If your partner is not me, you might as well be single.
5. You get what you pay for, and you won’t feel hungry after eating porridge.
6. I called my partner and she answered the phone.
7. How can bangs grow so fast!
8. I love you! In your presence But in your eyes, it’s like, I’m in your way.
9. I prefer one fatal blow to being riddled with wounds!
10. The world is so big, so big But what you lack is the insight.
11. If you die one day, you will definitely die of shame.
12. My heart is so broken that it looks like dumpling stuffing when I hold it out.
13. If I don’t beat you, you don’t know that I am both civil and military.
14. Ji Rumeng, life is like a dream, there is no moment to wake up!
15. Don’t use your lungs Talking, everything that comes out is nonsense.
16. I am not a casual person! But if I am casual, I am not a human being.
17. Who said I can’t play a musical instrument? I’m pretty good at playing the drums.
18. Come hang out with me. If I have food to eat, you will be the dishwasher.
19. Flowers often do not belong to the people who appreciate them, but to cow dung.
20. I have a Taoist nun friend, and I also have an old abbot!
21. Hold you in my hand Go up and close your palms, I can’t hold you in!
22. Losing weight is not that easy, every piece of meat has its temper.
23. Let go of the hand you can’t hold as soon as possible, it’s too fat!
24. Although we are not familiar with each other, you can use money to get close to me.
25. I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord disagrees.
26. In work, if you take a step back, the sky will be brighter. In love, if you take a step back, the sky will be empty.
27. Senior brother, did you know? The second senior brother’s meat is now more expensive than the master’s.
28. You can’t walk the road you choose on your knees, so why not stand up and take a taxi.
29. Why are you myopic? In order to see things in the world indifferently, you blur your eyes.
30. Don’t mess with me! Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and you couldn’t even pick it off.
31. Love is to devote yourself wholeheartedly and then withdraw again and again!
32. The world belongs to us and to the children, but ultimately it belongs to the grandchildren.
33. If you are unlucky, no matter where you sit while eating hot pot, the smoke will blow in your face.
34. In fact, it’s not that you can’t find a partner, it’s that your vision has caught up, but your strength has not.
35. The purpose of installing mirrors in school stairs is to tell us: ugly people should study more.
36. I don’t want to raise a dog or a cat. I want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.
37. The longest relationship I have ever been in was narcissism. I love myself and have no love rival.
38. Is money really that important to you? I talked for more than 3 hours and didn’t lose a penny.
39. There are two things in the world that can crawl on glass, one is the gecko and the other is the head teacher.
40. The biggest sign of maturity is that you disdain to argue with others, and try not to make any noise if you can.
41. Some people have nothing to do with me. There are some people that I can’t let go of even if they kill me.
42. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they are rich, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.
43. Girls with fat hands, don’t worry, the gold rings given by your boyfriend will be bigger when you grow up!
44. The tragedy of life is that when you want to cut both ways, you only have one knife.
45. Anyone who dares to bully me will write your name on the insole of my shoe and then trample you to death.
46. People still need to go out for a walk more often, otherwise they will not know how comfortable it is to play with mobile phones at home.
47. Sorry, miss, this man is mine. Please take care of your thighs and sex.
48. Wukong, there is not enough firewood, please bring more scriptures. Wu Jing, go and see if Bajie is ready.
49. True friendship comes from a steady stream of greetings. Good morning everyone, and I wish you all will be single forever!
50. The Statue of Liberty holds a book in one hand and a torch in the other to tell us. You have to study even if the power goes out.
51. Regarding my parents’ doubts about my puppy love, I just want to say that you overestimate my abilities.
52. There are two kinds of people, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You are caught in the middle, so you are very ugly.
53. Why do girls care so much about each other? After all, they will all go to square dance together in a few decades.
54. I hope I can become an interesting and wealthy person, but if that doesn’t work, I can just be rich.
55. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of life is only three words: it depends on my mood.
56. Now, the only thing I can pick up but can’t put down is chopsticks, and the only thing I can’t get out of is my bed.
57. My ex-boyfriend was getting married and he called me to ask if I would go. I decisively replied with three words: I will go next time.
58. There is always someone who will defeat you just by smiling at you. For example, the head teacher standing outside the window.
59. What’s the point of me playing games? I won’t delete the game, I will only delete you.
60. There are many things that you can’t figure out at the time. Don’t worry. After a while, you won’t be able to remember them anymore.
61. I don’t want any identity or status, I just want to simply become a rich man.
62. Do you ever have the feeling that your face becomes fatter overnight, and then feels smaller again in a few days?
63. Get up at five in the morning and go to bed before ten in the evening. Such a simple and regular life begins.
64. Nowadays, boys are too bad. They are whiter, taller and prettier than girls, and they even compete with girls for their boyfriends.
65. It’s the season again when getting up depends on perseverance, doing laundry depends on endurance, going to work depends on ancient strength, and taking a bath depends on explosive power.
66. Someone asked me why my skin is dark. I smiled. One white skin covers all ugliness. You are white to cover up your ugliness, but I am not ugly.
67. When I was a child, I rescued a mouse. It was sick, so I bought rat poison to feed it, but I never came back to repay my kindness.
68. The above is a selection of 70 of the most popular short funny copywriting sentences on Douyin that I have shared with you on Meiwen.com. You are welcome to read and collect them.
69. The lucky person is the one who spends two dollars to buy a bet and wins five million, and then lowers his head to pick up two dollars on the way to receive the prize. .
70. The meaning of Friday is to plan how to spend the weekend; and the meaning of weekend is to go to bed late and get up late to prove that planning on Friday is meaningless.
71. The following are the most popular funny copywriting phrases on Douyin. If you like it, collect it. Your personality is lazy, your hobby is playing, your specialty is eating, and your skill is sleeping. ,
72. Just now, my partner suddenly sent me a message saying that we should break up. Before I had time to feel sad, he sent another message. Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person. . It scared me to death, I thought we were really going to break up.