1. Mr. Wu is a good cook, especially good at cooking dog meat. He knows no less than ten ways to cook it.
2. The fifth master loved Sansheng the most among his three sons and beat him the most.
3. The fifth master looks gentle and gentle, but no one dares to approach within a three-meter radius when he gets angry.
4. The Fifth Master named his grandson Wu Xie because he happened to see the idiom "Innocent" when Tian Tian was born.
5. The fifth master is recognized as having tracheitis, but privately the fifth grandma listens to him.
6. The Fifth Master respects Fairy Girl more than he loves her, and is even a little afraid of her.
7. The fifth master first named his eldest son Yiqing, but the Buddha said it sounded like a monk’s name, so he changed it to Yiqing.
8. Mr. Wu secretly smoked cigarettes, but fortunately he was not addicted.
9. Mr. Wu was extremely unsure of his singing voice. One time he sang a flower-drum opera line at a Jiumen party and everyone laughed wildly, so he never dared to sing again.
10. Mr. Wu has no concept of money and had almost no savings before meeting Mr. Wu.
11. The fifth master loves to listen to the Flower Drum Opera. Whenever he has time to compliment the second master, he goes backstage to watch him put on makeup.
12. Mr. Wu’s parents wanted a girl very much, so he was raised as a girl when he was a child, and his ears were pierced with long hair.
13. Mr. Wu is very generous to his friends, often lends money to others and never accepts IOUs.
14. The fifth master’s relationship with the same sex is better than that with the opposite sex.
15. Mr. Wu was bitten by a three-inch penis more than once.
16. Mr. Wu’s first job was as a waiter in a teahouse in Changsha.
17. The fifth master admires the elder the most among the nine sects and thinks that he is the embodiment of hero and chivalry.
18. The fifth master and the third master are good friends, and they almost exchanged Geng Tie. He often goes to the third master’s house to visit Sister Li, and of course just to see her. , no other ideas.
19. The fifth master also has a good relationship with the fourth master Chen. Yiqiong even invited the fourth master to be a guest during the full moon, causing the fourth master’s new robe to be peeed all over.
20. The Fifth Master tried his best to persuade the Sixth Master to marry Aunt Bai, but the Sixth Master was unmoved, which disappointed the Fifth Master.
21. On the day when Xiangu went to Beijing, Fifth Master secretly went to the train station and watched her from a distance. After he came back, he got himself drunk. He didn’t know why.
22. The Fifth Master received a letter from Fairy Gu after her marriage, but he burned it without reading it.
23. The Fifth Master is actually not superstitious. The reason why he often goes to Qi Tiezui is to quarrel with him and learn about the news in the fighting world.
24. Before San Sheng was born, Master Wu hoped to have a daughter. After San Sheng was born, he wanted to raise his son as a daughter, but he gave up because he thought of his own childhood.
25. The fifth master and the fifth grandma also quarreled, but never as a third party.
26. The Fifth Master never takes the initiative to mention Fairy Girl in front of his family.
27. Although the fifth master was illiterate at first, he was very receptive to new things. He was the first among the nine masters to learn ballroom dancing.
28. The Fifth Master is the first one in Jiumen to learn to drive after the Great Buddha.
29. Mr. Wu worked very hard after studying culture, and finally he was able to write a good calligraphy.
30. The Fifth Master doesn’t like suits and wears commoners all his life.
31. The Fifth Master studied Japanese with Jie Jiuye for a while, but he only knew two words: "Bagya Road" and "Sayunala".
32. The fifth master is a standard good husband, although he never said I love you to the fifth grandma.
33. The original intention of the Fifth Master to learn culture was to write a love letter to the Fifth Grandma. In the past, he had asked the Nineth Master to write it for him.
34. The fifth master did not go to the funeral of the Buddha, but that day at home, his wife and children saw him crying so hard for the first time.
35. The fifth master was going to Changsha to preside over the funeral of the second master, but he stopped going after knowing that the fairy was coming.
36. After the birth of Yiqiong, the fifth master wanted to write a letter to the fairy to announce the good news, but he never dropped the letter into the mailbox.
37. After the death of the sixth master, the fifth master collected his body and built a tomb for him. He even went to pay homage during the Qingming Festival but he was always alone.
38. The fifth master has no airs, and he and his three sons are no older or younger.
39. The fifth master is open-minded, and he will not get married or rush them.
40. The fifth master looks simple but is actually very scheming. He thinks that the second of his three sons is the most like him.
41. The fifth master once proposed to the ninth master that he wanted to arrange a baby marriage for Tianzhen and Hua'er, but he didn't get used to it for a long time after knowing that Hua'er was a boy.
42. Mr. Wu learned to surf the Internet in his later years. He said on QQ that he was once a local master, but no one believed him.
43. The fifth master actually does not want Wen Jin to be his daughter-in-law. He thinks that this girl is too strong and cannot be controlled by the three provinces.
44. After the fifth master got married, he really wanted to burn all the photos he had taken with the fairy, but after thinking about it, he decided not to do so. After all, it was a beautiful experience in his life.
45. When the fifth master was young, he secretly thought that he was more handsome than the second master.
46. Master Wu knew that he would die soon, so he burned all the photos of the nine families, leaving only the tomb robbing notes.
47. Mr. Wu can’t swim, but he is never embarrassed to say it.
48. The Fifth Master once lied to the Fifth Grandma. He made their wedding ring with his own hands, but he lied to her that he spent a lot of money to buy it.
49. Before he died, Fifth Master wanted to tell Tianzhen that if he had a chance to see the fairy again in the future, he would remember to say sorry to her for him.
50. The Fifth Master never told the Fifth Grandma that the happiest thing in this life would be to marry her.