In the past, in the countryside, when adults named their children, they usually named boys "Dahei", "Erhei", "Donggou", etc., and girls usually named "Chunhua", "Chuntao" , "winter plum" and so on. In this way, there are often many names with the same name, which is not uncommon. There was a father in the countryside who wanted to name his two sons, but he didn't want to give them the same names as others. What should they be called? After much deliberation, he named his eldest son "Pirates" and his younger son "Ai" (meaning to hit someone). Time flies, the sun and the moon fly by, and the two sons have grown up, and they have both grown into "little youngsters". It’s true that life’s misfortunes and blessings are unpredictable. It's a blessing, not a curse, but it's a curse that cannot be avoided. One day, the eldest son "thief" had to go out to do business, and he had already walked out of the house and onto the road. The old man suddenly remembered something and wanted to tell his eldest son to call him back. So he chased him and shouted loudly: "Robber! Robber!" It happened by coincidence. It was a coincidence. What a coincidence. ! It happened that the local officials had to pass through this avenue for inspection, and they still had to walk two miles before turning right and taking the east road to return home. The sedan chair was being carried tremblingly towards this side. He had been sitting in the sedan chair for nearly half an hour and was about to close his eyes and doze off. Suddenly I heard...