The full version of this joke:
There was a lady sitting on the stage who accidentally got pregnant. She didn't know it at first, but then she thought: It would be good to have a child to raise, so as to save herself from trouble in the future, and to provide for herself until the end of her life. In ten months of pregnancy, a boy was born. The lady is so happy!
Not long after, the lady planned to give the child a name, and then the trouble came. Why? Because the lady doesn’t know who the child’s father is, she doesn’t know what the child’s surname should be. Without a surname, how can she come up with a name? The lady is very worried. At this time, one of the young lady’s sisters came up with an idea and said: The gentleman you often accompany is a liberal arts professor. Why not ask him to help with naming. The lady was overjoyed when she heard it!
A few days later, the professor came to see the lady again for fun. After hearing her request, he agreed on the spot and thought: This is not a piece of cake for me! But after hearing what the young lady said, I became worried: How can I name my child if I don’t know it? So I started chatting with the lady with the idea of ??giving it a try.
Professor: Do you still remember the approximate date of birth of your child?
Miss: Which day should it be?
Professor: Do you still remember who you had sex with on that day?
Miss: Let me think about it... I should have had sex with three people, but I don't know whose child it is!
Professor: Do you remember who they are?
Miss: It should be...a secretary Gao, a manager Li, and a factory director Chen
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The professor pondered for a while, then suddenly slapped his thigh: Yes! The child has a last name! The child should be named Guo!
The lady was puzzled and asked: Why is the surname Guo? The professor said that you had sex with Gao, Li, and Chen that day. Take the upper half of "Gao", the lower half of "Li", and the left half of "Chen" to form one word, isn't it? "Guo"? Gao, Li, and Chen have all made contributions to your child. Isn't it fair to take part of their last names as your child's last name? The child must be named Guo! When the lady heard it, she was right! The child’s surname Guo couldn’t be more appropriate! So it was decided that the child’s surname would be Guo.
Having a surname, she also needed a name, so the lady continued to ask the professor to name the child. The professor asked: How many characters should I give my name? The lady said: Three words, most Chinese people have three-letter names. The professor pondered for a moment and then came up with an idea: Let the second word be called "spring"! The lady asked: How do you say it? The professor said: Do you see it? You had sex with three people that day, that is, you were fucked by three people. Isn't it the word "spring" when three people were fucked by each other? When the young lady heard this, she gave the professor a light slap and said softly: How good are you? But the word "spring" is quite appropriate. So it was decided that the second character in the child's name would be spring.
Then, comes the third word. The professor thought for a while and said: It is the "sea"! Before the lady could ask why, he went on to say that all three people had contributed a little bit to the birth of the child. You could say "each of the three had a little bit of contribution", haha, it was "Hai", and the child's name was: Guo Chunhai! ! !
So, the child was named Guo Chunhai!