What are some super funny ancient poetry jokes?

"Thoughts on a Quiet Night"

There was a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and Li Bai went to open the window.

When you get a slap in the face, all your teeth fall out.

"Spring Dawn"

I sleep in spring without realizing the dawn, mosquito bites are everywhere.

The sound of wind and rain comes at night, and I don’t know how many people have died.

"Gift to Wang Lun"

Li Bai refused to pay him for a boat trip and kicked him off the boat. ?

The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep. I don’t know whether Li Bai is dead or not.

"Looking at Lushan Waterfall?"

Li Bai came to the bathroom as the incense burner produced purple smoke in the sunshine. ?

Three thousand feet down the stream, wow, I didn’t bring any toilet paper.

"Like a Dream"

I drank too much last night and accidentally entered the depths of the campus.

Vomiting, vomiting, vomiting, startling countless mandarin ducks.

"Summer"

The rain is hazy in the small office and the big office, and the working man is longing for spring.

May I ask where you can find the beautiful woman? The child smiled and pointed at the picture of a live chicken.

"Mountain Travel"?

The stone path is sloping up the Xiangshan Mountain in the distance, you and him are deep in the white clouds.

I thought it was a prince meeting a princess, but it was actually a dinosaur meeting a frog.

"Hoeing"

It was noon on the day of hoeing. Dad was really working hard.

Play mahjong in the morning and fight landlords in the afternoon.