Eleven weird things about blind dates
First, the person you were dating was a teacher. At the end of the day, when we gave each other business cards, we found that we had forgotten to bring them. .
Second, the blind date was a workaholic. In the end, the date was not negotiated, and I became his VIP client.
Thirdly, my blind date likes to post on Moments. After the blind date, he posted my photo on Moments without even a single like.
Fourth, the blind date was an artistic young man. He sang and rejected me at the same time. "Happy breakup, I wish you happiness."
Fifth, the blind date is a novice driver. I have been waiting here for three hours, and he is still parking in the parking lot.
Sixth, my blind date was a senior football fan. Before I could sit down, he booed me out.
Seventh, the blind date is a top student. He first asked me to do a set of questions to see if I understood him.
Eighth, the blind date is a stingy person. When we went on a date, he chose the place at the entrance of the subway station, which cost no money and had air conditioning.
Ninth, I went on a blind date in a movie theater. After watching the movie, the lights turned on and there was no one around.
Tenth, the girl suggested a blind date in the library. As soon as the boy said a word, the librarian said to keep quiet.
Eleventh, the blind date was a plastic surgeon. After meeting me, he said, "Sorry, I don't date my clients."