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You look very creative and live very courageously. Being ugly is not your intention but God lost his temper.
You waste air when you live, waste land when you die, and waste digging. RMB
How can the beauty of the world be brought out without your presence
You rely on mountains instead of rivers to see chickens die and dogs turn over. Go away, you fucking thirty-three
You still call your mother Kuangyun, you might as well call me mine, your mother calls you truant, and your father calls you miner
You also call her Yunshang Why don't you call me a street rat?
You copy what I write. You are really a bit stupid
Your language has no lethality. Take 5 big coins to watch a three-mao wandering story. I'm quite satisfied
You have nothing to do, drink a little wine, then walk on the country road with dog steps and a sad hairstyle
You tie up a baby dragon and surf the Internet in the Internet cafe. Someone posted a video. The network administrator said there was a firewall and couldn't afford it. You and the network administrator got angry with each other. Where is the firewall? I want to push him away. I want to watch people. You idiot, you are so cold-hearted. Haha
You are uglier than ghosts when you dress up, and ghosts will be paralyzed when you dress up
You said that height is your advantage and being ugly is your trademark, why do you say it? It's like the baby is mentally retarded?
Your house is poor, transportation basically relies on walking and communication, basically relying on yelling to keep warm, basically relying on shaking, public security basically relies on dogs
Take a piece of chalk in your left hand and insert it in your right hand, and take a brush to sign. Make your mother's hair curly, whether it's a boy or a girl, you say it looks so good
You say your family is poor, you say you need a PHS, you stand in the wind and rain, changing your left hand to your right hand. You can't get through with your right hand. Even if the rats go to your house, they will have their eyes covered with water.
Shaobing, deep-fried dough sticks, steamed buns and twists, I think you look like a pure-bred Dutch idiot
Why do you always You make the same mistake over and over again, show off too much or you are not wearing underwear at all
There is sky above, earth below, and air in the middle. When you die, I will shout 500 sticks to sing for your mother.
It's your honor to kill you. Teach your mother a lesson, let you have a little memory, don't disturb the atmosphere here
Say that your baby has no brains. Son, you said it was someone who took off the skull and shook it out.
Chapter 2:
I would rather be poor all my life than be a reptile
If I have something, A meal of loose food, no rice to eat grain seeds
No need for skill in cooking, just hold the fire well
Two skins of mouth, moving while talking
Make a fortune If you don’t meet, you will be reunited when you leave.
Look at the sky when you go out, and look at your face when you come in.
You play gangster with him, and he talks about the rule of law with you;
You talk to him Legal system, he talks to you about politics;
You talk to him about politics, and he talks to you about national conditions;
He’s cool, flying airplanes, rubbing his hands, riding a Motor( Open Alto).
Tell me, fire cannons, I will eat wine and you will eat urine, I will fly on a plane, and you will ride on the rubbish.
Run away, horse head.
The report stated that the generals should not wear trousers, so they picked up a piece of cloth and sewed crotch trousers
Damn you, your father, your ancestors did not grow sprouts ...
Small eyes, blowing shit bubbles, and having to sit on a high stool to make shit happen.
250 3600 Fart (inside) with butter
When you play ball, you dip the bird in soy sauce
A superorganism that survives with cockroaches, vitality Rotting semi-plant,
A smelly garbage man, the source of the noun "spit",
A dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest waste material in human history,
The old washing machine that God dropped by mistake, the brainless creature that can think,
The scourge that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots, the descendants of our ancestors who are humiliated by it,
Humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,
Sedimentary raw materials with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, a disfigured Ronald McDonald,
A hateful guy like you :
You mother-in-law has sharp feet and can’t escape when the transportation comes.
You talk to him about the national conditions, and he talks about the integration with you;
You and He talks about integration, and he talks to you about culture;
You talk to him about culture, and he talks about Confucius to you:
You talk to him about Confucius, and he talks about Laozi to you;
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If you talk to him about fatherhood, he will pretend to be your grandson!
With a pig-like face and a bright heart
Wearing a hat crookedly and dressing crookedly is not a good thing when you grow up.
Dry tendons, thin shells, how many bobos do you need to eat in one meal
Sichuan people are close friends with bamboo roots, and the old cousins ??can’t figure it out
East melon flowers, pumpkin flowers, others don’t praise themselves.
Just look at you and you will know that you are obsessed with the sun
If you say you are precious, you are precious. Get up in the middle of the night and go to the toilet. Run
Say you are stupid, but you are not stupid, you are a fool and you know how to make money;