Singles' Day is a happy festival for those who have boyfriends and girlfriends, but a bleak day for those who have no boyfriends and girlfriends. Now
Singles' Day is a happy festival for those who have boyfriends and girlfriends, but a bleak day for those who have no boyfriends and girlfriends. Now please enjoy what I brought. I hope you will like it.
1.*** for those that are not * * *, and those that are not * * * for those that are not * * * *. Say no to those who haven't taken it off, and say * * * yes to those who haven't taken it off. Singles' Day, don't be dizzy if you don't believe it. Have fun.
2. On the annual Singles' Day, I wholeheartedly send a beautiful blessing to my lonely friend: smooth sailing, making a blockbuster, becoming famous in one fell swoop, and moving nine times a day.
3. Where is the bachelor? Where is the bachelor? It's all on the list of matchmaking agencies. How to get rid of "light" How to get rid of "light" To get rid of "lightness", we must: express boldly and act bravely. Singles' Day, I wish you to take off the "light" as soon as possible.
I am not useless, I am cool, I am a gentleman, I am willing to help others, I tirelessly bet on the progress of welfare, but no girl has a crush on me. Happy Singles Day!
Singles Day is coming, and the most taboo is words. Don't ride a bike when you go out, don't live a monotonous life, don't work alone, don't be unrequited when you are lonely, and don't accept my newsletter completely. Happy Singles Day!
6. On behalf of the people of the whole country, I wish all male bachelors to find a dear and loving person to bid farewell to singles day; I wish all female bachelors find the person you love and bid farewell to being single; Hereby! Salute!
7. It is difficult to be single, and the socks are broken; Bachelor is bitter, no one cooks instant noodles; Being single is annoying, and being lonely without chatting; Singles, send me a message to comfort me! Singles' Day, send blessings to the bachelors around you!
You and I are both bachelors, living in the world and working hard all day just to get rid of the bills. Since you are not a fairy, you must fall in love with girls. I have been single for a long time. Who should I complain to? Today's Singles' Day, let's encourage each other: pair up as soon as possible and be as happy as a fairy.
9. Sincerity and frankness come from nature, and sincere blessings come from simplicity. We are friends, and blessing can be simple. You are single, straightforward and unnatural. Time flies and we are eager to see it. When should we hold the wedding reception? Hurry up! Happy Singles Day!
10. Singles Day is here. Singles can't find a partner, lovers can't find a lover, friendship and affection are not enough, sweet words are nowhere to say, and no one cares about eating and sleeping. It feels good to live freely!
1 1. It doesn't matter whether I am single or not. I don't remember my past life. I don't give gifts on Singles Day. I just send messages on my mobile phone. Don't forget to bless each other. My blessing is with you. Your blessing is with me. May our Singles Day be happy and sweet!
12. Singles Day is here. A person is very tired, isn't it? And find someone to share it with. Is it annoying to be alone? Then find someone to comfort. A person is too lazy? Then find someone to supervise. Isn't it boring to be alone? Then call me.
13. What is love in the world? I asked Yue Lao for help, but he found me an evil woman, a bitter wife. I can't remember the past clearly, but I finally woke up. Actually, it's cool to be single. Singles Day, I wish you all a bright future!
14. Singles Day is here. What fine weather! Come on, my friend, let's go for a stroll and see if we can meet two single friends of the opposite sex. By the way, let's do a dialogue and performance first, and then make sure you have a good day!
15. Singles' Day is here. I wish my wishes will always be beautiful and all my hopes will come true: I wish all singles find the other half, all people in love are sweet and loving, wave goodbye to singles and have a happy home!
16.*** trick, the first trick, the advantage is to get the moon first, look around; The second trick, stalking and beating, appeared on the occasion with her; The third measure: brazen * *, not shy and bold; I wish you a trick to defeat the enemy on Singles Day! Singles Day Space Message
17.*** coup: wear two cotton-padded jackets, and when you meet an ice beauty, take off a cotton-padded jacket to cover her body; Give a dog a tail flower. She wears flowers and you wag her tail. She can't stand such a kind gesture! Just kidding on Singles Day, I wish you a nice hug soon!
18. Wan Shui Qian Shan is always in love. Can you find a wife? It's love to travel around China, not to mention being single! Singles' Day is always lonely. Wish the newsletter spread. I wish you a smile when you turn it on. Singles Day is sweeter than honey.
19. the first part: male bachelors, female bachelors, free for each point; Bottom line: one point, one less point, cherish the freedom in every point; Hengping: Happy Singles' Day!
20. Drink strong tea until the fragrance is still there; Hard work is hard, and the road is difficult; People should have deep feelings, and they can love each other in the next life! Today is Singles Day, Happy Holidays!
Classic Singles Day humorous sentence 1. Send you a Singles Day song: Singles Day is here, and send you four golden sticks: one is happy, the other is happy, the third is all goes well, and the fourth is smooth sailing. The monkey is a golden hoop when it gets smaller. You can definitely carry four sticks home at the same time!
2. Find your own happiness and embrace a bright tomorrow. A person is God's test for you, and happiness is the final conclusion! Happy Singles' Day, I believe that love is in the future one day.
3. < Blessing > I send text messages and laugh and laugh. & lt festival > handsome and lively regardless of size. & lt > Everything has been blown away by the wind, and it will be trouble-free!
It doesn't matter if we are single. I'm afraid that someone who finds a girlfriend will claim to be divorced from the bachelor relationship. What's the big deal about having a girlfriend? Other girls may not necessarily marry you, but they are also willing to spend money to marry other wives. In fact, we are as clever as fools.
5. I have a rainbow in my eyes, which is your smile that will never fade; I have a feeling in my heart that I am deeply attached to you. Do you know that I miss you on the night of Singles' Day?
6. Singles' Day is coming, and I will give you three treasures: I will give you a chopstick and wish you a pair of chopsticks; Send you a deep-fried dough stick, wish your "oily" wife "oily" small; This is a crutch for you. Wish you a quick * * *. Happy Singles Day!
7. Pursuit is an intelligent project of research, analysis, innovation, thinking and execution, with combination as the ultimate goal, emotion as the lifeblood, people-oriented, honesty as the key and action as the focus. I wish you an early farewell to singles and a happy Singles' Day!
8. It is said that people who receive this message on Singles Day should count the number of words in this message. If it is an even number, it will be successful this year. See your luck! Haha, are you really counting? Friend, happiness is earned by yourself. Strive to improve yourself and pursue your own happiness. Love will always come!
9. Singles Day is coming. On behalf of my neighbors, aunts, uncles, villagers and compatriots all over the country, I wish all the men and singles farewell to their loved ones on Singles Day. I wish all female bachelors find their loved ones and bid farewell to being single. Be sure to become nunchakus this year!
10. Singles Day is coming. The changeable weather is constant concern and greetings. Whether you are a bachelor or nunchaku now, I will send you this first newsletter on the theme of International Singles Day on behalf of International Singles Day, so that the happy light of Singles Day can shine on your life! Please circulate it to each other, so that the bachelor nunchakus in the world can feel the joy of the festival!
1 1. It's another year's Singles Day. At this time, friends are comforting and fighting for beer, while parents and relatives are busy matchmaking. Don't be afraid to leave your room empty this year. I will support you in the future!
12. I have been in a daze for decades, and I have been entangled in clouds and smoke. There is no fate between gathering and parting. I am still single and hurried, lonely and lonely, and a room is deserted. Singles' Day is coming. I hope you will accompany me on Singles Day next year.
13. Singles Day is coming again. Say hello to singles. I hope you can find another partner as soon as possible and try to have a hot meal at home. Say hello to people who used to be single. I wish you a happy marriage and occasionally miss your single years!
14. It's really good to be single, whether it's a man or a woman. Whether you are an old bachelor or a young bachelor, it can be beautiful to be free and easy. Pure bachelor or suspected bachelor, I wish you infinite beauty in advance on Singles Day!
15. Celebrate Singles' Day collectively and have a happy holiday together; You are happy, I am happy, and single life is more free; Forget your husband, forget your family and become a free man; Break out of the tight encirclement, get out of the besieged city and be born again.
1. Singles Day is a funny sentence mocking singles. The back of being single is very tired, and I expect girls to be single. Being single is bitter and lonely, and pretending to be busy on Valentine's Day. Singles are miserable, singles are hard, and Singles' Day is ruined by text messages. Hey, Happy Singles' Day!
2. Don't be bothered by bachelors, there are many beautiful women in the world; Don't complain about being single, there are always beautiful women; Don't be sad, a wife will come next year. Singles Day is coming, I wish you an early "* * *"!
3. The cold winter is terrible, not as bleak and terrible as loneliness; Loneliness is terrible, not as terrible as being single for decades; Being single for decades is terrible. It will be even worse to receive this newsletter next year. Happy Singles Day!
I don't smoke, but I especially like ZIPPO, not because of anything else. Single men should have such a lighter beside them, so that they can hear the crisp sound when they are lonely, and occasionally smell the smell of burnt gasoline, which seems to remind you-a single man, buying me is like marrying a wife, with little money, to be happy!
Every year, the flowers are similar, and every year ... people are the same-still one person. ...
6. The most miserable life in the world is to drink a little wine silently. ...
7. Although he is not a bachelor at present, he is always "married young people enjoy unmarried treatment".
8. Tonight, I want to find a beautiful mm and say "No" to her!
9. You have been single for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call "Sister, Sister, Sister" three times in a row tonight, you will find what you like, very clever!
10. Women, it is better to marry if they are born well, and it is better to use if they learn well.
1 1. The biggest mistake of the school is that menopause hits adolescence, and it is strange not to rebel.
12. Don't be so nervous, I'm not the good guy you think.
13. All beautiful women, don't discharge. My daughter-in-law has a caller ID.
14. On the National Day, my family went to the museum to visit the monkey exhibition.
15. A great man lies in how strong his heart is, not his external body.
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