From the sketch "Kung Fu".
The complete sentence is: "How did this great deceiver, who was all-powerful back then, end up in this situation? Heaven, earth, which angel sister said this for me."< /p>
"Kung Fu" is a sketch performed at the 2005 CCTV Spring Festival Gala. Performers: Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Cai Weili, and Wang Xiaohu. It premiered on CCTV1 on February 8, 2005.
The 2005 Spring Festival Gala sketch "Kung Fu" is also the last sketch in Zhao Benshan's "Trilogy of Fools" series. The uncle played by Zhao Benshan in the first two "Selling Kidnappings" and "Selling Cars" appears all the time. He stole the limelight and portrayed the liar in a profound way.
In "Kung Fu", Fan Wei finally learned to "hold it in". If he held back his energy, he would not be fooled, and finally defeated Zhao Benshan. This sketch also won the first prize in the language program of the Spring Festival Gala that year.
Extended information:
The plot of the sketch "Kung Fu":
"Kung Fu" contains "brain teasers", "bitter tactics" and "anti-indirect tactics" Wait for three clips.
Fan Wei opened an anti-fooling company and was busy solving people’s problems every day. Zhao Benshan was still the “fooling uncle” in the previous sketches. When he saw Fan Wei’s company, he went to “stir it up.” . Fan Wei came up with a brain teaser question, saying that there was a donkey and a pig that needed to be slaughtered. He asked whether it would be better to kill the pig first or the donkey first.
The cunning big liar (Zhao Benshan) did not answer directly, but asked the two apprentices to answer. The apprentice said that he killed the pig first, and Fan Wei laughed and said, "The donkey thought the same way." When Zhao Benshan heard that he knew he had been fooled, he quickly taught his disciples a lesson, "I told you earlier, you still have to study, you can't do it." He directly put the responsibility on his disciples.
In the "Bitter Meat Scheme" clip, Zhao Benshan, who was unwilling to be deceived, arranged a plan for his apprentice, saying that he sincerely apologized, and returned the money and watch he defrauded twice to Fan Wei. Fan Wei was asked to smash the wheelchair. Fan Wei was very moved and smashed the car three times, turning it into a stretcher.
Zhao Benshan said in amazement: "Awesome! Unknowingly, a great work of Master Fan was born. No, this thing is given to you." Fan Wei insisted on buying it, and Zhao Benshan said it was Fan Wei It was original, he wanted to buy it, and at the end of the fight, Zhao Benshan suggested that the two of them bid.
When Zhao Benshan said 5,000 yuan, Fan Wei hit it with a hammer and used a trick. Zhao Benshan was fooled again. In the end, Zhao Benshan had no choice but to resort to counter-intuitive tactics and asked his two apprentices to deliberately betray him, become Fan Wei's disciple, and defraud the red envelope given by Fan Wei.
Who would have thought that what Fan Wei gave was a fake red envelope containing a couplet. The first couplet is: "Take a turn, take a leisurely moment, it's fate." The second couplet is: "Eat a pit, gain wisdom, thank you." Finally, Fan Wei took out the horizontal line: "Kung Fu."
Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia - Kung Fu (Zhao Benshan Spring Festival Gala Sketch)