The name is expressive. Whether it is a personal name or a company name, it is a symbol of a person. A poorly chosen name can affect your life's fortune. In this issue, please follow Dr. Zheng Weijian to see how many parents have short-circuited names for their children, making the next generation afraid to go out.
Recently I saw a joke:
A beautiful girl was washing dishes in a restaurant, and everyone called her the dishwashing aunt. She didn't think it sounded good, so she gave herself two names: Empress Dowager Cixi (Empress Dowager Cixi).
As a result, it spread to ten, and it became almost a household name. Many people went to the restaurant to eat just to see this beautiful and unique woman.
The tire repairman next door saw him and gave himself a name: Napoleon.
The welder heard about it and was inspired to name it. : Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty
That day he went to the candy shop next door to show off. The owner of the candy shop pulled him to look at the name of his shop: Tang Taizong (Tang Taizong), and the welder was silent
p>The owner of a cake-cutting shop not far away ran out and pointed to the name of his shop: Han Cake Zu (Han Gaozu). The two of them were silent together. At this time, a manure collector riding a manure cart passed in front of them. Passing by
Three big characters were written on the dung truck: Capture the Emperor of Shit (Qin Shihuang) Hahahaha, he is so talented!
If a person’s name is not chosen well, it will affect his life fortune; if a company or brand name is not chosen well, it will affect its prosperity or decline. For example, the following names may make people laugh out loud:
Liu Chan, Lai Yuejing (still a boy), Fan Jian, Ji Congliang, Fan Tong, Xia Jianren, Zhu Yiqun, Qin Shousheng (thankfully his parents wanted to ), Pang Guang, Du Qiyan, Wei Shengjin, Jiao Hougen, Shen Jingbing, Du Ziteng, Shi Zhenxiang.
Names are acquired, but surnames are handed down from ancestors. Although there are not many surnames, we have to face them, such as the following:
1. The most unspeakable surname: Di
If you have this surname, it is really difficult to explain it. There are very few phrases related to the word testis, and it would be awkward to use the word splitting method. Well, if someone asks you: What is your last name? You said: The surname is Chi. People ask which one is taller? You can't say it's the testicles of the testicles.
In fact, the original character for testis is Gao, which is a knowing character. They would offer new crops to the ancestors of gods and pray for the gods' blessings. This is a sacrificial prayer activity held by the ancients in the highlands near the waterside in the countryside. It is not a certain part of the human body as we understand it today. "The Biography of Lienu" says: The testicle praised Yu's words when he was five years old. Some people also say that the testicles are from Gao Tao.
2. The most gangster surname: Cao (cāo)
"Qian Family Surnames" says: The ancient family was in Poyang County. "Sui Shu" records Cao Tiancheng. The original meaning of Caozi is to hold it in the hand. Of course, Gan is also a surname, but it is a surname based on the place name. Don’t misunderstand.
3. Gay-specific surname: Xing
Anyway, regardless of gender, it can be used by gays and bisexuals. "Qian Family Surnames" says: In ancient times, the family was in Qi County.
4. A very outrageous surname: animal
"Xingkao" said: In ancient times, there was an animal country, which was called Xinghou Yi in the Zhou Dynasty, and was later classified as The territory of Jin State. According to the "Zuo Zhuan", Chu Yongzi fled to Jin. The king of Jin granted him the livestock land, and the descendants of Chu Yongzi took livestock as their surname. "The Origin of Surnames" says: The surname "Zhu" was derived from Feizi's raising of horses. This statement may not be correct. "Qian Family Surnames" says: The ancient family was in Tianshui County.
5. The surname inferior to pigs and dogs: Qin
"Surname Compilation" says: It is the descendant of Lu Zhanqin. "Surname Yuan" says: He is a descendant of Wu Ziqinchu. "History of the Road" says: He is the descendant of Uncle Guan. "Qian Family Surnames" says: The ancient family was in Donglu County.
"Zuo Zhuan" records that Qin Xi, a doctor from Qin, Qin Zheng, a doctor from Lu, and Qin Huali, a disciple of Zixia, are recorded in "Zuo Zhuan". Qin Qing, who was not an official under Wang Mang in the Han Dynasty, is recorded in "Gao Shi Zhuan". Qin is also the surname of an ancient ethnic minority. Comes from the descendants of King Hunrong. The Records of the Meritorious Officials of the Han Dynasty include Qinli, the Marquis of Hezhuan.
6. The powerful surname: I
"Qian Family Surnames" says: The ancient family was in Juyang County. "Hanshu Yiwenzhi" records include the character "I" in one of the books.
In fact, I is a pictographic character. The oracle bone inscriptions are shaped like a saw with teeth. It is also used as a torture tool or for slaughtering livestock, and is the predecessor of the saw. The bronze inscriptions are simplified and the seal inscriptions are slightly distorted. After the change of officialdom, I was written in regular script. "Shuowen Wobu": I, Shi Shen calls myself. The shape analysis is inaccurate, and the explanation is a borrowed and extended meaning. The original meaning is a saw-like tool.
7. The most sacrificial surname (with masochistic tendencies): Shiwo
"Surname Yuan" said: It is the food of the Jin Dynasty official. The descendants of my Bo Shi.
8. Men’s only surname: Nan
"Historical Records" says: Xia Yu’s descendants had a male country, and they took the country’s name as their surname.
9. The surname that best reflects age: Lao Nan
"Surname Test" says: He is a descendant of Sima Laocai of the Song Dynasty. Of course, Younan is also a surname. "Historical Records" says: Younan is a descendant of Xia Yu.
10. The surname only for virgins: nū "Surname" says: The ancient family was in Taiyuan County. "Zuo Zhuan" records that Jia, a retainer of Wuzi in the middle period of the Ji Dynasty, and an uncle of a senior official in the state of Chen. "Zhuangzi" records a female businessman from the state of Wei. "Historical Records" records that the father and daughter of a senior official of the Qin State have the surnames of ancient ethnic minorities. The Nvli recorded in "History of Liao" is an example.
The oracle bone inscription with the female character is like a woman sitting docilely with arms folded and kneeling. Being an unmarried girl is a relic of ancient captive marriage customs. The original meaning is an unmarried woman.
11. The last names that should not be joked about: father (fǔ), mother, loving mother, father (fǔ), Gaotang
The surname father is seen in "Ji" Notes on this article. "Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals" records the rituals of the father of the state of Wu.
The mother's "surname compilation" says: she is the descendant of the mother Qiu. The 18th Kaiyuan bachelor's degree recorded in the "Book of Tang" has a mother's photo.
The "surname test" of the loving mother said: It is the descendant of Hu Mu, the uncle of King Xuan of Qi.
My father's "Surname Examination" said: It is the surname of Dr. Zhou's father in the past.
Gaotang's "Xingkao" said: Gao Jingzhong, a senior official in Qi State, had his residence in Gaotang, so he named his surname after the place. "Qian Family Surnames" says: In ancient times, the family was in Qi County. "Historical Records" records that Gaotang Bo, a native of Lu, is recorded, "Hanshu" records that Gaotangsheng is recorded, "Three Chapters of Wei Zhi" records that Sanqi Shilang Gaotanglong is recorded, and Jinshu records include Gaotangchong.
12. The special surname for a good wife: Xianghu
This surname is found in "Jijiupian".
13. The surname that is older than the grandson: Er (n?)
"Qianjia Surnames" says: In ancient times, the family had two counties, Henan and Qiancheng. . "Lü Lan" records Er Shuo of the Song Dynasty, "Historical Records of Qin Benji" records Er Liang, and "Han Shu" records the imperial censor Er Kuan. In addition, it is also the surname of an ethnic minority. During the Later Wei Dynasty, the surname He'er was changed to Er, and Sikong'er Wuyu of the Wei state in "Northern History" belonged to this surname. A surname that loses seniority: Nephew, "Customs" says: He is a descendant of Lu's nephew, a senior official of the Jin Dynasty. "Qian Family Surnames" says: In ancient times, the family was in Jiangjun.
14. The most respectable surname: sages
The surnames of ethnic minorities. "The List of Meritorious Officials in the Book of Han" records that the sages Gui Dehou and his sages were among them.
15. The most pious surname: Pastor
This surname is found in "Singing Garden".
16. The surname that is most likely to confuse women: Prince
"Surname Source" says: He is a descendant of Prince Boliao, Doctor Zheng. "Xing Kao" says: Prince Jin's son Zong Jing once served as his successor, and his descendants were crowned princes.
17. Christian-specific surname: Zhufu (fǔ)
"Surname Yuan" says: King Wuling of Zhao's name is Zhufu, so his descendants are called Zhufu For the surname. "Qian Family Surnames" says: In ancient times, the family was in Zhao County. The "Book of Han" records that the father was Yan, and the "History of the Song Dynasty" records that the father was Qixian.
18. The special surname of the vixen: Chunhu
"Guo Ming Ji" says that in ancient times there was a country of Chunhu, and Hou Yi's wife Chunhu was named He is from that country (this is the surname based on the country's name).
19. It’s easy to find a surname that is crazy: Kuang
"Chronicles of Prefectures" says: In ancient times, there was a Kuang country, and the ministers of Yu the Great had Kuang Zhangs. In the records of "Han Feizi", the Kuangju who was killed by Kuangju (go next to the word "木") was the descendant of Kuangzhang. "Surname Yuan" said: He is the descendant of the Song Dynasty doctor recorded in "Zuo Zhuan". "Qian Family Surnames" says: The ancient family was in Yuzhang County.
20. The most unlucky surname: Mang
"Surname Test" says: It is the descendant of Dr. Mang Zuo of Chu.
21. The surname with a chance of survival: Sheng
"Surname Yuan" says: It is the descendant of Dr. Cai Guisheng. "Qian Family Surnames" says: The ancient family was in Taiyuan County.
22. The surname with a worrying fate: Ming
"Surname Source" says: Xia Yu's descendants were granted the title of Ming, so they took Ming as their surname. . "Xingkao" says that the official's food place in Yu State was Ming, so he took Ming as his surname. "Qian Family Surnames" says: In ancient times, the family was in Anyi. "Han Shu" records that there was a prime minister in Mingdu.
23. The strange and scary surname: Corpse
"The Source of Surnames" says: Corpse Land was the residence of the Zhou Dynasty officials (because the place was named after the place) ). "Zuo Zhuan" records: Zhao Bo welcomed the King of Zhou at the corpse place, which is the hometown of the corpse in Yanshi. Shi Jiao was the Corpse Marquis of the Jin State. He was once the teacher of Shang Jun and the author of "Zi Zi".
24. The most terrifying special surname: Xitu
It is a surname of an ethnic minority. After reading "Wei Shuguan's Records", he changed his surname to Qu. It seems that the bosses of [Watson's] stores in various places are very clever. Hahaha.
25. Humiliating surname: Zihum
"History of the Road" says: He is the descendant of Zaofu.
26. The most unelegant surname for dysentery patients: Maodi
"Surname Test" said: It is the surname of the descendants of the nobles of the ancient Cao Zhu Kingdom. It seems that although his surname is low, his status is not low.
27. The special surname for those with constipation: Bu (fōu) Mao
"Surname Kao" says: He is a descendant of the same clan as the Houjun of the Song Dynasty.
28. The special surname for divorce: Zhili
"Ji Yun" says: Zhili is a compound surname. "Zhuangzi" records Zhiliyi, Zhili, Zhilishu.
29. The surname only for bachelors: Tudan
The surname of ethnic minorities. "Qianjia Surnames" says: In ancient times, the family was in Daijun. "History of the Jin Dynasty" records include Tu Shanhang, the governor of Anzhou, Tu Shan Hexi, the prime minister of Linyi, and Tu Shanyi, the prime minister of the left.
30. The surname that should be used for beauty treatment: Hei descendants. "Qian Family Surnames" says: In ancient times, the family was in Yingyang County. "Liezi" records that there were black eggs from the Wei state.
31. The surname that suffers as much as toothache: Black Teeth
The surname of ancient ethnic minorities. "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" says: Black Teeth Kingdom is the place where Emperor Jun was born.
"Xingkao" said: The descendants of Emperor Yan were granted the title of Heijia, and their surnames were named after the place. "Qian Family Surnames" says: The ancient family was in Liaohai County. "Tang Shu" records that black teeth often appear.
32. The most ruthless surname: Ai (xī)
This surname is listed in "Bian Hai". "Qian Family Surnames" says: The ancient family was in Daliang County.
33. The stupidest surname: Yu
"Qian Family Surnames" says: The ancient family was in Kuaiji County.
34. The most confusing surname: Hun
"Qian Family Surnames" says: The ancient family was in Henan County.
35. The most problematic surname: Nan
The surname of the minority people, "Ji Yun" said: it is the Baekje tribe. "Historical Records of the Xiongnu" records the name of Yiluhou Nan (family reading branch).
36. The surname passed down from generation to generation: Fufu
"Surname Source" says: The descendants of the descendants of Emperor Yan who were entrusted to Ju. "Zuo Zhuan" records that Huai, the rich father of Lu State.
37. The surname that hurts the most self-esteem: Chou
There is Chou Lu in the records of "Yuan History".
38. A surname that is cheap enough: Jian
"Qian Family Surnames" says: The ancient family was in Beiping County. "Customs" says: In the Han Dynasty, there was a Beiping prefect Jian Qiong.
39. The smartest surname: Tu
"Surname Compilation" says: Peng Zu, a descendant of the ancient fire god Zhu Rong, was enfeoffed to Tu. Land, so the surname was named after the place. This statement is the same as that of Shi Bo in the "Guoyu" record. Tu is also the surname of an ancient ethnic minority. There is Tu Jian, the king of Yunnan, recorded in the "History of the Yuan Dynasty".
40. The most troublesome surname: Bald
The surname of ancient ethnic minorities. "Book of Wei" says: Hu Ye, the mother of bald Shouchan, gave birth to Shoucheng in the bed because she was sleeping. According to the custom in the north, a person with bald hair is called a bald person, so hair is the surname. "Nanliang Lu" records include the bald Sifu hawk, the bald black fox, the bald Lilu fox, and the bald flag.