I think that after Wu Dalang was poisoned to death by Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, he was thrown into the Yellow River and floated into the sea. Dalang's life should not be cut off. The cold water woke him up. At this time, a big turtle swam up and lifted Dalang up. "I saved you now, you must repay me in the future." Dalang responded, and the turtle carried Dalang to an island.
The island was full of short fishermen. The fishermen were overjoyed when they saw Da Lang and told each other that a tall, handsome and mighty man had arrived on the island. The fishermen held a meeting and discussed: "Our ancestors have been so short for generations. If we want to use this comrade's height advantage to improve our race, let's elect him as our king."
So Wu Dalang became the king. With seventy-two concubines in the three palaces and six courtyards, Wu Dalang soon had a group of princes. These princes scattered among the people and married commoner women, so from then on the height of the local residents increased significantly. After Wu Dalang became king, he still did not forget his hatred for Ximen Qing. He thought every day: "Ximen Qing is really hateful. Days come and go, and the day is on me."
Just as a minister came to beg for help After giving the name of the country, Dalang said: "Japanese." Another minister took out a white cloth and asked to draw the national flag. Dalang casually took out a piece of cooking cake and patted it away. Thinking of Ximen Qing, he felt ashamed and angry and spat out a mouthful of blood on the cooking cake. It became the flag of Japan.
Da Lang thought again, "Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian want to kill me, but my luck is good and lasts a long time." He immediately issued an edict and wrote on the national flag: "Martial arts will last forever." The meaning is: Wu Dalang has long-lasting luck. Recalling his original promise to the turtle, he ordered the whole country to regard the turtle as a sacred object.
Dalang was born selling cooking cakes, and it was his nature to bow deeply when meeting people. When the whole country saw the king acting like this, they all imitated him. As a king, Wu Dalang was quite diligent at first. Every day it is "come to work early if you have something to do, and leave early if you don't have anything to do". But after some days, he felt very boring. The officials spent most of the day talking about trivial matters. So he said: "You will write the important contents of the matter into a memorial and give it to me to see."
The ministers were surprised and said: "What does writing mean? We are illiterate and can't write." Wu Dalang said: "Okay, I will set up a cram school for everyone to improve literacy." So Wu Dalang used his limited knowledge to open a literacy class for the ministers to learn writing. But Wu Dalang was a seller of cooking cakes and knew only a few characters. He only remembered some radicals of many characters. When the ministers were learning and spreading them to other countries, they forgot some of the characters, so this formed a kind of "fake". "Text, hiragana, katakana, etc. This is an important part of Oriental culture.
One day, Dalang discovered that his subjects had no surnames. So he added, "That's not possible. You have to have a name and a surname. Let's just have whatever surname is where you live." So there were surnames like "Tanaka", "Matsushita", and "Yamaguchi". As for the names, let’s go with them in the order of one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven. But the boss can’t be called Dalang, that’s my taboo, he can only be called Tailang. The second child cannot be called Erlang. That is a taboo of my younger brother Wu Songwu Erlang. He can only be called Jiro. You can call the rest in order. I have no objection. "So this country has names like Yamaguchi Taro, Tanaka Jiro, Yamamoto Isoroku and so on.
After Wu Dalang became the king, he always ate delicacies from the mountains and the sea, and he was tired of eating them. He remembered that he was at sea. While rafting, he had nothing to eat, so he could only catch raw fish. In retrospect, it still tasted quite good, so he asked the chef to make the fish raw instead of cooked. This dish became popular and became popular among the Japanese. Welcome, "Yu Sheng" has since become a famous dish in the country.
Wu Dalang also found that the Japanese slept on the bed like the Chinese. He was very angry and thought about Pan Jinlian and Ximen. Ximen Qing often went to his house to have an extramarital affair, and he had no place to sleep, so he had to sleep on the ground. Since I, the king, have to sleep on the ground, you can only sleep on the ground so that you don't forget to seize your wife! Shame! So he issued another decree according to this meaning. From then on, the Japanese could only sleep on a mat, which was the so-called "tatami".
Wu Dalang was killed in the Central Plains. He was called "Three-inch Ding" and had an inferiority complex. He was afraid of being looked down upon by others in Japan, so he ordered all men across the country to have their sons beaten to death, so the Japanese were short and bow-legged. Lots of bow legs.
Dalang hated women because of Pan Jinlian, and ordered Japanese women to serve their husbands at home only, and to do so on their knees, as punishment. All beautiful women were put to death, so there were many ugly women in Japan.
Wu Dalang was the king for several years, but died without any illness. When he was dying, he was still worried about being unable to defeat Ximen Qing and avenge the death of his wife, so he left a legacy, asking future generations to seek revenge from Ximen Qing. Later, his descendants practiced day and night and went to the Shaolin Temple to secretly learn a few Kung Fu moves. In order to commemorate King Wu Dalang, they named it "Wu Shi Dao". Later, because of the low cultural level of the Japanese and the fact that the country's writing was fake, The result was passed down as "Bushido". Because Wu Dalang conquered the world with nothing, these skills are also called "karate".
In the Ming Dynasty, Wu Dalang's descendants began to send people to the Chinese territory to find Ximen Qing to avenge him, but they were driven into the sea by the Chinese hero Qi Jiguang. This was the "anti-Japanese" in history. Entering the 20th century, the Japanese traveled across most of China from north to south and east to west, but still could not find their enemy Ximen Qing. So they actually want the Chinese to learn their "fake characters", want the Chinese to have names like theirs, and want the Chinese to implement the "Greater East Asian Prosperity" under the "Cooking Cake" flag. This really made the Chinese laugh out loud.
Recently, it is said that Wu Dalang's descendants have reliable information and suspect that Ximen Qing is hiding in Taiwan. Therefore, on the Diaoyu Islands opposite Taiwan, it seems that people are selling cooking cakes there all day long.