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Legend has it that there is a village called Taiqing Village. Since ancient times, good men have been born, and the country is in trouble. At that time, the men in the village would not hesitate to go to the battlefield to kill the enemy. The village was full of heroes who would rather die than surrender. From generation to generation, most of the men in the village have become tall and thick-waisted. There was a man named Yang Xigong in the village who was also a strong man. He went to the battlefield four times and came back bloody every time. He was a fierce man. But he couldn't give birth to a child, let alone a boy, he couldn't even see the toes of a girl. In the end, he asked the village chief to help find a boy to adopt, but the village chief had no choice. Most of the households in the village had only one son. Even if there were two brothers, they were too old and it was hard to tell the difference. Finally, the village chief found a child from another place who was married to a woman from outside.
By the way, the child’s biological mother died in childbirth when he was born, his biological father also passed away later, and the uncle who adopted him also passed away mysteriously. Therefore, he was considered an evil baby by his in-laws' family. The child was only five months old and was tossed around five times before finally returning to his mother-in-law's family. The husband's family asked a fortune teller to tell his fortune. The fortune teller said that the child was extremely yin and had to be sent to a place where the yang energy was strong. It just so happened that his natal family was a group of fierce men, a place full of yang energy. It just so happened that Yang Xigong asked for a son, so he was sent back to his parents' home. It just so happened that he was the ninth baby in that generation, so he was named Yang Jiu. When he grew up, he was commonly known as Yang Laojiu. He was quite cute when he was first brought over, with a chubby little face and long and black eyelashes. But when he grew up, his eyelashes became shorter, his baby fat disappeared, his eyes and face became narrower, and his body was still very thin. Not only that, but he also developed a gangster spirit.
This child is really strange. Back then, Yang Xigong fed him a lot of delicious food, but he didn't grow strong. Even asking someone to get precious sheep cakes and cow cakes for him to eat had no effect. As soon as he ate it, his stomach hurt for a while, and with a snap, everything came out. No matter what good things Yang Ba fed it, it just couldn't grow strong and died. As a teenager, I have no appetite for anything, and I have diarrhea after eating too much. That's why I'm so thin.
In 1900, when the country was in trouble, Yang Xigong took out the sharp sword at home and went to fight the country with all the heroes in the village. However, no sword or gun could compete with the cannons and guns of the foreigners. Out of the twelve heroes in the village, only one Yang Mu was left with a broken leg. When the crippled Mu pulled back a cart full of swords with an ox cart, the village could not stop crying. It was the worst death since the village was founded. The villagers dug a pit half a foot long, half a foot wide, and half a foot deep in the wasteland at the end of the village, and buried all the knives, used relics at home, and food in it. . Another stone monument was erected, named the Heroes Monument, and the names of the twelve heroes were engraved on the monument. The monument was three feet long and two feet high, and there was still plenty of room after engraving the names of twelve people. The villagers agreed that if any good man in the village died defending the country and the family, his name would be engraved on it. However, since the sacrifice of the twelve strong men, Taiqing Village has basically become a village of widows, with only nine boys left, the oldest is less than sixteen years old, and the youngest is Yang Laojiu, eleven years old. He is the thinnest and smallest of the nine children. Even though he is young, he is the smartest and the naughtiest among the nine children.
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? Yang Er is the strongest among the nine children, with fists like meat buns. One day, Yang Laojiu suddenly wanted to play a trick on Yang Er. He first stole Yang Er's wooden toy, a small tiger head carved from wood, while Yang Er was napping, and then placed it on top of the pig manure pit covered with thatch. Yang Laojiu even sprinkled loess on it to disguise it as a loess road. When Yang Er woke up and was so anxious, he told Yang Er where his toy fell. Sure enough, when Yang Er went to get back the wooden toy, it fell into the pig manure pit. At this time, Yang Er was covered in pig manure, and the smell was blowing in the wind unscrupulously. The boys all came over and pinched their noses to laugh at Yang Er, while the girls ran away covering their mouths and noses. Yang Laojiu smiled and ran to tell Yang Er his mother. Yang Er's mother came back from the fields with a dark face and took Yang Er to the old well in the village to wash herself. The boy followed him from a distance to watch the show. Yang Er's mother unceremoniously took off his clothes, took buckets of water from the well and sprinkled Yang Er on him, and occasionally grabbed a handful of sand to rub on his body. After a while, Yang Er's body was covered with red spots. The friends around me were tired of laughing, and the weather was almost getting dark, so they all went home to find their respective mothers.
Only Yang Laojiu was still hiding behind the old camphor tree with half of his face watching, but he was quite depressed. He wanted to see Yang Er's angry look, but since Yang Er was dragged here by his mother, Yang Er has never raised his head. , didn’t explain anything to his mother, just held his wooden tiger head toy tightly with both hands. When his mother finished washing him and put him into a set of loose clothes, the huge Yang Erwa burst into tears, her tears soaking the clothes she had just put on. Yang Er's mother's eyes were also red, and she reached out her hand and silently hugged Yang Er, who was crying into tears. Yang Er finally said: Mom, I almost lost the only thing dad left for me. Yang Er's mother touched his head tenderly and said, "Good boy, mother knows, and I don't blame you." Hearing this, Yang Laojiu suddenly remembered that big-mouthed Yang San had overheard Cripple Mu saying to the village chief: Erwazi's father is miserable! He was caught and burned with torches from head to tail, and finally burned alive. At this time, Yang Laojiu suddenly felt bad for a while. He felt his chest was congested and hurriedly slipped home.
? Yang Laojiu also encouraged Yang Da, Yang Wu, and Yang Liu to go to the next village to steal melons. Yang Laojiu figured out a way for the three of them to get it. Yang Da has long arms and fast feet, Yang Wu's clothes are bigger, and he is also stronger. Yang Liu is the thickest and most powerful. Yang Liu first went to harass the melon farmer. When the melon guard ran after Yang Liu impatiently, Yang Da quickly went to the melon field to pick two melons. The melon guard couldn't catch up with Yang Liu and came back immediately. He happened to bump into Yang. After stealing the melon, Yang Da quickly ran to the back of the small slope. At that time, Yang Wu appeared. Yang Da continued to run along the back of the small slope, while Yang Er put two clods of soil in his clothes and emerged from the slope to the other side. While running, the melon keeper couldn't see Yang Da because of the small slope, but he saw Yang Wu appearing with something in his clothes. He must have felt that the melon was in his hand, so he chased him. When he almost caught up with Yang Wu, , Yang Wu would throw away the clods of soil, and the melon farmers would find out that they were fake, and they would be helpless. Because the plan was proposed by Yang Laojiu, the three of them gave him a watermelon, and the three of them ate the remaining one. Yang Laojiu told them not to steal a second time. But the melons have grown a bit bigger, and the three of them are really greedy, so they repeat their old tricks. Unexpectedly, their home was robbed this time. Gua Nong's fellow villagers happened to be farming in the fields, and they knew these children. In the evening, the melon farmers went to their village to protest. In the end, the melon farmers paid compensation, and the three of them were beaten with bamboo sticks as thick as their thumbs.
? To sum up, Yang Laojiu is not only thin and wretched in appearance, but also has all kinds of tricks. Later he also learned to play gangster. For example, he would take advantage of the girls playing games, pull their clothes, or sing some pornographic songs to tease the girls. At this time, there will definitely be girls chasing him. His physical strength is not very good. Every time he gets tired from running, he will lie on the ground and not move. If a girl catches him and beats him, he enjoys it and will take the opportunity to touch the girl's hand. Everyone said that he was hopeless and had turned into a little hooligan. When these words reached Yang Xigong’s wife, she became very angry. Originally, her body was already in bad condition due to excessive longing for her deceased husband and overwork. We've already gone more than half way, and now after hearing this, I'm even more angry and almost fainted. She later beat Yang Laojiu several times, but the more she beat him, the more he refused to change. Eventually, she became completely ill and couldn't control him anymore. Of course, Yang Laojiu is not completely evil. For example, for example, if the silly aunt was about to give birth, he was the first to know and went to tell the news, even though he was about to spy on her taking a shower.
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? Yang Xigong’s wife also passed away a few years after Yang Xigong died, and Yang Laojiu completely He became a loner, wandering around the village every day. When you are hungry, go steal some food. When you are in high spirits, go to the mountains to grab something to eat. Although Yang Laojiu is not strong in body, he is clever in mind. He usually makes some traps, and can also go into the mountains to catch some debris and go into the water to catch some fish. When I have free time, I go to this village and that village to see girls. The time came to 1915. Yang Laojiu was already twenty-six years old. His eyes were even smaller, with the upper and lower eyelids just one finger apart. The nose is more pointed, the ends of the upper lip are hairier, and a mustache has grown. At that time, he was already a well-known gangster. I was lazy and wandering around and saw a young woman. He stared at the boss.
That summer afternoon, he was making rabbit traps on the hillside. An old man and a young girl passed by on the path down the hillside. Five bandits with knives jumped out of the bushes beside the road. With a bright blade, the old man's body was immediately cut into two places and thrown into the bushes.
The girl was tied up directly, and the bandit leader tore strips of cloth from his body and stuffed them into the girl's mouth to prevent her from screaming. Yang Laojiu stood on the hillside and had a clear view, and the group of them went to the ruined temple in the north. Yang Laojiu concluded that they must have gone to a ruined temple to spend the night. Therefore, he was not in a hurry to save people. He first returned to the village and told the villagers about this matter. At that time, the children in the village who were the same generation as Yang Laojiu had grown up, and they were all tall and powerful. After hearing this, they all geared up to save people, but there was a guy on the other side, and there were too many people, so they would definitely fight hard. It will hurt. The old women in the village didn't want these young people to make mistakes, and they didn't agree with them to save people. Finally, Yang Laojiu came up with a clever plan, and he explained it carefully to the folks here. Yang Si looked embarrassed after hearing this, but his life was at stake. Yang Si's old mother nodded firmly and agreed, and he couldn't say anything else. Later, Yang Laojiu went to borrow the village chief's clothes to wear. It was the village chief's most beautiful coat. After that, he took four strong men, Yang Da, Yang Er, Yang Si, and Yang Liu, and asked Yang Si to pull his cattle and carry a bag of rice. They first went along the road and buried the old man in the bushes.
Wait until it gets dark before going to the ruined temple. The group of them arrived in front of the ruined temple and saw firelight in the ruined temple. As expected, people were there. When the bandits inside heard the noise, they quickly picked up their weapons and stood ready. One group of people was in the temple, and the other group was in front of the temple. Both groups of people were carrying guys. The bandit leader stood at the front with a frown on his face, a big knife in his hand, and a fierce look on his face. At this time, Yang Laojiu said with a smile: They are here to pick up the woman that Mr. Wang asked someone to buy. No one was picked up at this point, only to find out that he was kidnapped by all the heroes, and now he is here to redeem him. The bandit leader saw Yang Laojiu followed by four strong men, and knew that they were not easy to mess with, so he raised his eyebrows and asked cautiously: How to redeem? Yang Laojiu turned his head and pointed directly at the scalper held by Yang Si and the bag of rice on the scalper. The bandit leader's brows furrowed even more. He thought: In this land of wars, natural disasters, and man-made disasters, cattle and rice are the most precious things. This deal is a good deal. Besides, this bitch will have an extra mouth to eat when she takes her back, and she will be toyed with soon. without. Not as good as cows and rice! So the bandit leader nodded in agreement, and he gestured for one of his men to go to the temple and take out the girl. Yang Laojiu also winked at Yang Si. Yang Si snorted coldly, with a look of displeasure in his eyes. The other three people patted him on the shoulder, and he reluctantly handed the cow rope to Yang Laojiu. The bandit leader caught the tied woman in front of him and looked at Yang Laojiu. He stretched out one hand for the cow rope, and slowly pushed the woman forward with the other hand. The wind is howling, and the sounds of animals are heard one after another in the night. Everyone present couldn't help but squeeze the guy in their hands. Handling cows with one hand and people with the other, finally there was no danger. Yang Laojiu quickly left with a group of people.
Early the next morning, the bandits led the cattle and headed north. When they reached the bottom of a hillside, there was a sudden "whoosh", and a stone as big as a thumb hit the cow's lower body. The strong ox immediately snorted and shouted, its eyes red. He used all his strength to hit the two bandits in front of him, and his left and right horns directly penetrated the backs of the two people in front of him. Before the two people nearby could recover, the cow drew its horns and hit one of them hard. The man was knocked to the ground and fainted. Behind him, the bandit leader and the remaining bandits quickly raised their knives to chop at the scalper. The bull was stabbed several times and was bleeding. It became even more jealous. It turned around and knocked down the bandit again. The bandit leader immediately threw away his knife when he saw this. Run away. He ran with all his strength, but the cow chased him with all his life. After running around, he finally fell to the ground from exhaustion. The cow came over and knocked him away. He rolled on the ground several times and his whole body ached on the spot. The cow wanted to take another horn. At this time, a mooing sound came and Yang Si appeared with a ball of grass. When the scalper saw his master approaching, he immediately calmed down and ran to eat grass in front of Yang Si. Yang Si saw the cuts on the cow's back and blew a whistle reluctantly with a distressed look on his face. Yang Laojiu, Yang Da, Yang Er, and Yang Liu ran from a distance. They tied up the bandit leader and the two fainted bandits with ropes. The two who had lost too much blood and were hopeless were dug into a hole and buried. The group of them returned to the village. The people in the village were very surprised that the scalper of the Yang family was usually very well-behaved and quiet. How could he be so brave now? It turned out that Yang Laojiu saw that Yang Si always liked to be with this naughty guy, and he felt very unhappy with Yang Si. So, he made a powerful snap hook. Every time Yang Si went to relieve himself, he would shoot the cow under the cow with a bullet. At first, the cow just mooed in pain. But in fact, Yang Laojiu was so happy that every time the scalper was hit, he would become jealous and go crazy. If someone else passed by, the cow would chase him. Only when Yang Si came back did he calm down his anger a little.
When Yang Si saw that it was jealous, he quickly fed it some good fodder to comfort it. Later, Yang Laojiu was discovered, and Yang Si beat him severely before he stopped provoking the cow. The clever idea this time was to use this scalper. People who didn't know about it couldn't help but admire this bastard's cheap move. Early the next morning, Yang Laojiu drove an ox cart with Yang Da, Yang Er, the girl and the three kidnapped bandits to the county seat. After sending the three bandits to the police station, they returned to the village.
To be continued...
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